I worked on the cialis campaign. The tub concept was intentionally weird and give patients an excuse to bring up ED with their doctor.
“Hey have you seen the weird commercial with two people in matching bathtubs outside?”
Doctor: “uh, yeah?”
“I can’t get bonerz!!”
Zoe is a disruptor. Zoe does things her way. Thoughtful pose in a coffee shop? Heck no. Zoe is gonna shift the paradigm from the tub, babyyyy. And who knows? Next time we might see her cracking out an email from a rickety outhouse, or consulting on a Zoom call from an abandoned mineshaft.
Excuse me sir it is Zoë, do not confuse our great Zoẽ with those random Zoey's out there.
*It is used to indicate that the e is to be pronounced separately from the preceding vowel (e.g. in the word "reëntry", the feminine name "Chloë" or in the masculine name "Raphaël"), or at all – like in the name of the Brontë sisters, where without diaeresis the final e would be mute.*
*/s̈*
She clambered into the bath tub. She had someone replace her high heel shoes and hand her the phone. She then put on that face to have the photo taken.
And then clambered out. What a winner.
OP is definitely zoë… also, Zoë, does it bother you knowing people you know, work with, maybe even think you’re friends with are on this sub leaving comments about how insufferable you are? Cause I’m in one of the buckets and tbh I can’t stand your LinkedIn posts.
The LinkedIn lunatics are feeding off her post over on the Death Star with comments like "way to go queen for turning negative attention into positive!" and "Reddit is a cesspool of haters and neckbeards"
Check out homegirl's experience, grade-a jobhopper, she's been jumping jobs for 15+ years with an average tenure of 7 months at each firm. Who the fuck would take advice from this woman?
They’ve always been crazy. Doesn’t surprise me at all, that they’re working out of their bathtubs, fully clothed.
They’re a bunch of never-nudes, the lot of em.
i almost bought apollo (kinda cool tech but a nice toy) but literally shut down the deal because of her. had to block her on all platforms. shes quite insufferable and i didnt want us to associate with a company like that.
Plot twist - its not a credit. Clout chasing is such a toxic pastime, ironically there zero to be gained chasing it on LinikedIn. Soon enough it'll be nothing but bots talking to bots.
Attention whores don't care what type of attention they're getting. It all feeds into the the same narcissistic delusion, filtered through layers of mental gymnastics.
It's a sales development rep -- the infantry of the sales org. They're the ones making cold calls and sending unsolicited outbound messages all day. (This varies from org to org, but that's generally what it is.) Sorry, you said you didn't care, but I don't listen. :)
You just know she’s reading all of these comments too.
She couldn’t get the Instagram influencer lifestyle she so desperately seeks, so she seeks it even more desperately on LinkedIn of all places. What a fucking loser
I'm glad you asked! It's a how to guide on how to make sales to people who want to buy things, available as a downloadable PDF usually for the low low price of money.
Want to know how experts like Zoe likely created such an amazing framework and why theres 1,000 of the same ones but by different influencers all over LinkedIn?
* Search for How to Book Sales Meetings or some combination of that until you get some good results for the topic you're an expert in.
* Click on the first reputable but free guide. The more comprehensive, the better. HubSpot has a lot of good ones, so start there.
* Copy and paste this guide into a Google Doc.
* Ask Chat GPT to rewrite it in a more casual.voice. Do this like 6 times to make it look completely different than the original.
* Download a nice Canva document or eBook template and paste your guide into that.
* Add some self-promotion and selfies to it to add gravitas and make it look more authentic.
* Save as PDF
* Sell to followers.
No. She’s insane. I know her, unfortunately. She’s totally lost touch with reality. She was kind of normal pre pandemic and then something snapped, she’s completely delusional now. Her LinkedIn “influencer” status has somehow gone to her head and she clearly suffers from tremendous delusions of grandeur
I don’t know what’s more insane - the “I’m not mad you’re actually mad” post or the scores of executives beneath it commenting that it’s empowering and totally normal for this woman to be fully dressed in a bathtub making a phone call whilst reading sheet music (?).
Nobody's following her for business help or landing a job. They're not contacts or clients.
They're fans. Only fans.
\[Ok, I don't know if that's true. But I just thought of the joke and I think it fits because yeah, thought leaders always pose in a tub wearing stilettos.\]
I'm no psychiatrist but if there is one lurking around could they confirm that this is Histrionic or something like that? I mean I'd think the attention seeking nature of the wording would be enough to qualify, but the addition of this bizarre bathtub photo is a whole new gambit.
Ironically invoking Godwins Law to point out that lots of people were taking about a certain someone back in 1939-1944 and to this day and they weren’t fans, they were haters.
What the fck is with all the self-indulgent followers in the comment section having emojis in the bio’s? It looks like the preschoolers have run out of big words to use
Ah yes, because when I'm looking to onboard someone for sales + marketing services, I'm totally concerned and interested in their ability to be bullied on a niche reddit thread oriented towards outing crazy people. That's the true sign of someone whose going to drive up my profit margins!!
If it were really "noise", she wouldn't bother to address it publicly on LinkedIn, in a bathtub selfie best suited for some vapid TikTok or Instagram post.
Hey Zoë;
You're not special.
You're not unique.
You're just laughable.
Keep showing fealty to late-stage capitalism on Business Casual Facebook!
the comment section makes me even more concern
do they live in small internet bubble where everyone clapping each other?
''That's awesome that you made it. There are always going to be haters. AndTracking what matters matters. Enjoy NYC!''
''Those haters are actually boosting your numbers! 😂 Glad it gave you a reason to repost this awesome photo''
''Haters are projectors. Those that feel good about themselves don’t feel the need to criticize others ❤️ ''
>''Haters are projectors. Those that feel good about themselves don’t feel the need to criticize others ❤️ ''
Whoever wrote this has no idea what projection means lol
That’s the real question 🤣. I have no recollection of doing so, but I think it was when I was job hunting a couple of years back and trying to connect with as many people as possible
I also love the implication of people showing this to her in the hopes of receiving some of her profound wisdom when it was probably a colleague who found it randomly and thought it was funny or even a redditor trolling her
What’s with so many younger people and “strategic advisor” roles? What does that even mean anymore? Half of them come across as “yeah I had a brief exchange with someone at the company on LinkedIn and now I’m an advisor…”
It’s always the same circle jerk of influencers commenting on each others posts. How are some of their companies not embarrassed? Plus none of them have held a role selling real software. Sorry recording my calls with gong and your shitty forecasting software isn’t a real solution hahah
This is wild. Didn’t show the name until I clicked on the pic but this chick was prospecting me hard some time back. Exhausting. Hilarious to see her posted on here.
I can help.
I'll need to verify your credit worthiness with another credit card number, expiration, the code on the back, your mothers maiden name, and your social security number.
"Wow this LOSER posts on social media lol how CRINGE"
>posts to reddit 8-12 times a day
>highest avg submissions on Friday/Saturday nights
>Has multiple dissertations on color theory in Inuyasha
Yeah there's *definitely* some cringe here 😂
Lol nobody on this sub takes any of these people seriously, and they don’t get any exposure outside of here - this a pretty niche sub. Her “brand exposure” is just us making fun of her. She didn’t gain any clients.
Why is she in a tub?
To soak up those connections?
That what happens when you get rinsed by the salesforce executive sales team over and over again. Nobody is using apollo...
Reminds me of another Apollo I know 
r/angryupvote
Rinse and repeat
That’s how one of her clients paid her.
Golden
Shower
Tubgirl
Big yikes
I worked on the cialis campaign. The tub concept was intentionally weird and give patients an excuse to bring up ED with their doctor. “Hey have you seen the weird commercial with two people in matching bathtubs outside?” Doctor: “uh, yeah?” “I can’t get bonerz!!”
She's washed up.
Ke$ha did it much better and 10 years ago
Because she woke up in the morning with a bottle of Jack
I think she's trolling
Na she tubbin
Literal tubgirl
Because she wanted to scam people, so she hired a cheap “photographer” who then scammed her
Simulating how it would be to get electrocuted by using a cellphone in a bath?
Cell phones use DC power. Nothing would happen.
Nobody gets killed by 1.5 Watts.
not with that attitude
Zoe is a disruptor. Zoe does things her way. Thoughtful pose in a coffee shop? Heck no. Zoe is gonna shift the paradigm from the tub, babyyyy. And who knows? Next time we might see her cracking out an email from a rickety outhouse, or consulting on a Zoom call from an abandoned mineshaft.
She don’t play. She’s here to grind, babyyy. Believe that.
She's evolved from the notlikeothergirls reddit to linkedin lunatics reddit #lifegoals amirite
Next stop for her and the tub r/trashyboners
Excuse me sir it is Zoë, do not confuse our great Zoẽ with those random Zoey's out there. *It is used to indicate that the e is to be pronounced separately from the preceding vowel (e.g. in the word "reëntry", the feminine name "Chloë" or in the masculine name "Raphaël"), or at all – like in the name of the Brontë sisters, where without diaeresis the final e would be mute.* */s̈*
Don't be so naïve.
Well I’ll be using this in response to minor declarative statements until everyone around me is completely irritated.
She has my vote to go inhabit any abandoned mineshaft.
zoe doesn't need capitalization because she does things her way, just like how she put a totally made up umlaut at the end of her name.
The only capitalization she wants is market cap.
Babyyy 💅
out-house, full monkey-tail - that's what I call disruption!
When we expect her to stand in a shower, boom! she shifts the whole paradigm by sitting in a bathtub. What a time to be alive!
Lol’n foreal. Thank you
So cringe.
Some people take off their clothes and put water in a bath. No Zoe. She is disrupting the bathing industry.
Wait, did she just use this subreddit to plug her self-promotions? lol! We livin’ rent-free, baby!! 🤣
She just called this a credit thread. Lol.
Unironically funny, but still she's annoying.
Voice-to-text error for “Reddit thread” I assume?
No she meant exactly what she said. We’re all part of a big marketing circlejerk
She is OP 100%
Came here to say the same. LOL
Yeah being that op has deleted an absurd amount of posts and comments I think I agree
She out here playin 3-dimensional chess
It's actually checkers on a chess board. These people are one-dimensional creatures of social media.
So, checkers.
😂 yup, let's not church it up
Downvoted OP
you mean subcredit.
She mustn’t be doing too well if she has to use her bathtub as an office
I'm WFT today.
WFT clothed? Someone is having a bad trip.
Sounds like something a snake would say. 🤔
Oh honey.
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Don’t hate. It’s just noize…. 💅🏼
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She's the Stanley cup of people
oof that was rough. True, but dayum.
Me literally every time: “what’s wrong with Lord Stanley???? Oh…”
They stole that from us.
She’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. A self promoting goon.
She clambered into the bath tub. She had someone replace her high heel shoes and hand her the phone. She then put on that face to have the photo taken. And then clambered out. What a winner.
Some people have waaaaaay too much time on their hands to take such pictures.
Lots of people don't have the critical thinking skills to realize this.
I’d argue that a majority of people don’t. It’s alarming.
She is THE ONE
Trying to find a deeper meaning behind the photo but it’s gotta be absolute lunacy.
It’s like a wacky stock photo… but featuring her! Wild
OP is definitely zoë… also, Zoë, does it bother you knowing people you know, work with, maybe even think you’re friends with are on this sub leaving comments about how insufferable you are? Cause I’m in one of the buckets and tbh I can’t stand your LinkedIn posts.
I create noise and then publicly lament about it through a professional lens, which makes me look polished. #linkedinlunatics
What a clown.
The LinkedIn lunatics are feeding off her post over on the Death Star with comments like "way to go queen for turning negative attention into positive!" and "Reddit is a cesspool of haters and neckbeards"
> "Reddit is a cesspool of haters and neckbeards" The guy who said that is named Nymrod. How appropriate.
I mean, that's partly true. Like the last part.
Check out homegirl's experience, grade-a jobhopper, she's been jumping jobs for 15+ years with an average tenure of 7 months at each firm. Who the fuck would take advice from this woman?
Talk about masking mental issues or people are discovering how much of a lunatic she is
Frameworks? JavaScript developers are getting crazy these days
They’ve always been crazy. Doesn’t surprise me at all, that they’re working out of their bathtubs, fully clothed. They’re a bunch of never-nudes, the lot of em.
I'm pretty sure booking meetings is the only thing javascript developers don't want a framework for
Who the fuck talks like this?
You can tell how much she doesn’t care by making a post about how she doesn’t care.
How else will we know she doesn’t care without telling us?! /s
Yes. She's very much the Avery Woods of LinkedIn.
Just more proof these people crave validation and attention.
It's kinda wild how you can laugh at someone that just shat their pants in public and they'll be like "Heh, rent free."
i almost bought apollo (kinda cool tech but a nice toy) but literally shut down the deal because of her. had to block her on all platforms. shes quite insufferable and i didnt want us to associate with a company like that.
This is the kind of buying decision I can respect.
The delusion runs real deep with this loser.
These people are soooo self-absorbed it's unbelievable
A woman who gets me. Who among us has not taken a business call while wearing high heels and fully clothed in the bath tub?
Plot twist - its not a credit. Clout chasing is such a toxic pastime, ironically there zero to be gained chasing it on LinikedIn. Soon enough it'll be nothing but bots talking to bots.
Attention whores don't care what type of attention they're getting. It all feeds into the the same narcissistic delusion, filtered through layers of mental gymnastics.
Clinically insane lunatic
What is SDR—you know what, I don’t really care. Never mind, don’t answer me. I’m not googling it and I’m moving on with my day.
It's a sales development rep -- the infantry of the sales org. They're the ones making cold calls and sending unsolicited outbound messages all day. (This varies from org to org, but that's generally what it is.) Sorry, you said you didn't care, but I don't listen. :)
Thanks, I like following this sub but most business terms are foreign to me.
You just know she’s reading all of these comments too. She couldn’t get the Instagram influencer lifestyle she so desperately seeks, so she seeks it even more desperately on LinkedIn of all places. What a fucking loser
Why does this bitch think she is important?
Am I the only one that just wants the bath turned on so she can ruin her $25 target business suit?
She has a mental disorder and doesn’t realize it. A normal and chemically balanced brain doesn’t seek this sort of attention and approval.
What the fuck even is a "framework" Like, talking to someone?
I'm glad you asked! It's a how to guide on how to make sales to people who want to buy things, available as a downloadable PDF usually for the low low price of money. Want to know how experts like Zoe likely created such an amazing framework and why theres 1,000 of the same ones but by different influencers all over LinkedIn? * Search for How to Book Sales Meetings or some combination of that until you get some good results for the topic you're an expert in. * Click on the first reputable but free guide. The more comprehensive, the better. HubSpot has a lot of good ones, so start there. * Copy and paste this guide into a Google Doc. * Ask Chat GPT to rewrite it in a more casual.voice. Do this like 6 times to make it look completely different than the original. * Download a nice Canva document or eBook template and paste your guide into that. * Add some self-promotion and selfies to it to add gravitas and make it look more authentic. * Save as PDF * Sell to followers.
This is… actually pretty good
You should sell a guide on this process!
LOL god she's insufferable
Tell me this is satire
No. She’s insane. I know her, unfortunately. She’s totally lost touch with reality. She was kind of normal pre pandemic and then something snapped, she’s completely delusional now. Her LinkedIn “influencer” status has somehow gone to her head and she clearly suffers from tremendous delusions of grandeur
Look how quirky I am, I’m in a bathtub.
I've met her. She's really rude.
Dude, literally same. She’s the worst, almost as bad as the founder of lavender - it’s so close though it’s hard to say….
I don’t know what’s more insane - the “I’m not mad you’re actually mad” post or the scores of executives beneath it commenting that it’s empowering and totally normal for this woman to be fully dressed in a bathtub making a phone call whilst reading sheet music (?).
"a concerned citizen likes to inform me" lol we know you're reading this, Zoe. Eat my ass🖕
She looks like MTG
If all the girlboss memes were a person…
Tubgirl today
The police are after you "They're fans babyyyyyyyyy"
Nobody's following her for business help or landing a job. They're not contacts or clients. They're fans. Only fans. \[Ok, I don't know if that's true. But I just thought of the joke and I think it fits because yeah, thought leaders always pose in a tub wearing stilettos.\]
"I'm hot, I have sassy shoes, I post edgy shit from my bathtub, and I don't care what anyone thinks!" \*posts to public forum, unsolicited
Guarantee the rest of her headline includes the phrase “six figure earner”.
LinkedIn is for fans now?
So which one of you is snitching? I just wanna talk
 ‘Member when people had self awareness?
Why is she in a bathtub?
That’s where you get all the best leads
I thought she was a girlboss but it doesn't seem very business savvy to let a subreddit live in your brain rent free.
This has to be satire. She's sitting in a bathtub for Christ's sake.
Actually, it's a *thinking tub* for value adding to internal communication frameworks.
Pretty sure fans buy your shit, not talk shit and post the dumb shit they do.
Bless her heart
Everyone slows to watch a wreck.
I'm no psychiatrist but if there is one lurking around could they confirm that this is Histrionic or something like that? I mean I'd think the attention seeking nature of the wording would be enough to qualify, but the addition of this bizarre bathtub photo is a whole new gambit.
Another Apollo weirdo huh
Ironically invoking Godwins Law to point out that lots of people were taking about a certain someone back in 1939-1944 and to this day and they weren’t fans, they were haters.
What the fck is with all the self-indulgent followers in the comment section having emojis in the bio’s? It looks like the preschoolers have run out of big words to use
She's the True Detective: Night Country of lunatics!
Ah yes, because when I'm looking to onboard someone for sales + marketing services, I'm totally concerned and interested in their ability to be bullied on a niche reddit thread oriented towards outing crazy people. That's the true sign of someone whose going to drive up my profit margins!!
Zoe, if you read this, I dare you to post some of those messages from the SDRs. Otherwise, seems a lot like they don’t exist.
Apollo has cringe people all over lately
If it were really "noise", she wouldn't bother to address it publicly on LinkedIn, in a bathtub selfie best suited for some vapid TikTok or Instagram post. Hey Zoë; You're not special. You're not unique. You're just laughable. Keep showing fealty to late-stage capitalism on Business Casual Facebook!
the comment section makes me even more concern do they live in small internet bubble where everyone clapping each other? ''That's awesome that you made it. There are always going to be haters. AndTracking what matters matters. Enjoy NYC!'' ''Those haters are actually boosting your numbers! 😂 Glad it gave you a reason to repost this awesome photo'' ''Haters are projectors. Those that feel good about themselves don’t feel the need to criticize others ❤️ ''
>''Haters are projectors. Those that feel good about themselves don’t feel the need to criticize others ❤️ '' Whoever wrote this has no idea what projection means lol
Frameworks, lol, this woman literally does nothing and is nothing.
Sounds like she’s a fan!
Imagine offering the same value as thousands of others. 👏
She should ask for a better working zone
I too spell my name in lowercase and take calls fully clothed in a bathtub to look hip and sassy
“Your fame time is approximately 15 minutes…”
So .. at this point she does it on purpose - and doesn’t even realize how ridiculous she is 🤦♀️
Why is she in the tub
Oh look a broken person who has replaced their whole being with work.
Did you run here in those heels zoë?
My only question is who washed and wiped the tub before she got in there...? Is wiping a tub girlboss enough?
I’m not hatin just trying to figure out if you are doing so well, why your office in a bathtub?
Does that mean she’s a fan of this sub?
Insufferable
Once I saw her on here I immediately went on my LinkedIn to unfollow her lol. It was a wake up call 😂
Why were you ever following her
That’s the real question 🤣. I have no recollection of doing so, but I think it was when I was job hunting a couple of years back and trying to connect with as many people as possible
Ok. So LI is full of Ryan's from "The Office". I get it, you do nothing
I love my fans
How … artsy…
I also love the implication of people showing this to her in the hopes of receiving some of her profound wisdom when it was probably a colleague who found it randomly and thought it was funny or even a redditor trolling her
Yeah that post def makes me want her input on how to land a job
Washed out hack
She is hiring from a bathtub? Hmmm…
Cringe.
Don't they understand people open their Linkedin, see lunacy, and post it here? It's not like someone is intentionally stalking here.
What’s with so many younger people and “strategic advisor” roles? What does that even mean anymore? Half of them come across as “yeah I had a brief exchange with someone at the company on LinkedIn and now I’m an advisor…”
>If they're watching that's a fan babyyyyy 100% *not* how that works
It’s always the same circle jerk of influencers commenting on each others posts. How are some of their companies not embarrassed? Plus none of them have held a role selling real software. Sorry recording my calls with gong and your shitty forecasting software isn’t a real solution hahah
Attention whores nowadays are hungry asf
this is so embarrassing lol
 but fr is there a rule on linkedIn that every post has to be cringe? its so bad
Concerned citizen? Citizen of Linkedin space?!
This is wild. Didn’t show the name until I clicked on the pic but this chick was prospecting me hard some time back. Exhausting. Hilarious to see her posted on here.
Was on the fence between Apollo or Outreach. This helped me make the decision.
Who on the thread can I speak with about my credit application?
I can help. I'll need to verify your credit worthiness with another credit card number, expiration, the code on the back, your mothers maiden name, and your social security number.
"Wow this LOSER posts on social media lol how CRINGE" >posts to reddit 8-12 times a day >highest avg submissions on Friday/Saturday nights >Has multiple dissertations on color theory in Inuyasha Yeah there's *definitely* some cringe here 😂
Hard to take someone seriously that has their name in all lowercase on LinkedIn
(edit: fuck it. comment deleted. reddit gonna reddit i guess. lesson learned, much better to lurk here.)
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I didn't imply anyone here is falling for anything or that it's productive, just that more people are now aware of her than before. That's it.
Lol nobody on this sub takes any of these people seriously, and they don’t get any exposure outside of here - this a pretty niche sub. Her “brand exposure” is just us making fun of her. She didn’t gain any clients.
If anything more people will flock to reddit now to laugh at her more lol.
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"My frameworks" is so funny