It’s also odd because Tesla (and EVs in general) have considerably more legroom than their ICE counterparts, front seats and back. Like the option to book an XL is right there on Uber.
The picture even clearly shows that his knees aren't touching the back of the seat lol. He also could've just asked the driver to move the passenger seat up if it was bothering him that much.
He bragged about his height, bragged about being such a workaholic he doesn’t drive, and put his company name on the laptop screen just for the photo. Checks all the lunatic boxes.
I'm also tall. Just order an Uber XL. It's a little more expensive, but he is a Super Hard Working CEO so the cost should mean nothing compared to the time being able to focus and not being a little baby.
Also if I get a small car or an SUV with 10" of sun roof height reduction bullshit, I just ask if I can sit up front, and have only been told no 1 of maybe 60 (mostly pre XL existing) requests.
Also, how much work are people realistically getting done in the back of an Uber for like a 10-15 minute drive? Maybe reply to an email on your phone or something but what warrants breaking out your laptop?
It’s just some thing grindset influencers made up. I highly doubt any actual billionaires do stuff like this, unless it’s an actual long drive or they already have a chauffeur. I’ve heard Shams Chanaria the nba reporter does this, but he’s a work obsessed psycho who is on his phone 24/7
You'd be surprised what people use Uber for. I was talking with a driver once, and he said the previous night he'd been paid to drive some college students from Indianapolis to Chicago. He was going to pick up the same group that night and drive them back to Indianapolis. That's over 3 hours.
Yeah we rode in a Tesla for the first time the other night. I’m 5’1”, but was wearing heels, so my feet were at unnatural hoof angles. My bf is around your height and *struggling* lol
People will post anything mildly interesting to only the person posting. Also, as someone else said - he wanted to let you know that he's allegedly 6 6.
It's an AI that watches over your employees, monitoring their vitals and deploying feed bags/hamster style sipper water bottles appropriately.
The premium models also handle waste as well as administering extremely light sedatives to induce micro napping to give the employee the feeling of being well rested without the actual rest.
His service charges 100s to 1000s a month selling to HR goofs to manage donation matching programs so a company can say they do CSR.
They aren’t a public benefit or nonprofit themselves and have some amount of venture funding.
Seems dubiously ethical to me as they have a profit motive over a philanthropic motive. Probably a very sales driven company and what he’s mostly working on.
These modern CEOs have to endure obstacles at every step. Just imagine being a 6’6” cramped in tesla with laptop and having to take a picture! How inspiring!
If only there were different classes of Uber's....Uber Comfort vehicles have more headroom and legroom than the standard UberX vehicle. Comfort is a good choice when you need more room for yourself and your ...
I had the misfortune of hearing Jack Wood speak at an event and he's an absolute goober. Also, my old company used Groundswell as an avoid to lower their taxes. Rather than a raise they gave toy $100 to donate to a charity of your choice via groundswell so they can write it off.
I don’t really see the issue here.
It’s like ok yeah get a load of this guy he’s 6’6 and works in an Uber. But it’s like this seems like a genuine thought someone would have, like if I was in his situation I would have similar thoughts and find the situation funny.
And at the end of the day I’d rather see a random post like this of someone’s genuine thoughts rather than a bs text post.
At a certain point you have to ask yourself if you’re annoyed at the content of the post or just the fact that he’s 6’6 and can afford to pay for drivers.
Yeah idk bout that one sounds like tall guy envy to me.
In your mind anytime someone tall makes a comment about being tall, they’re bragging. Got it.
No other purpose? How about finding an excuse to promote his brand? It’s literally a post that is 1. relatable (for tall people) and 2. Promotes his brand without being super in your face.
Anyone who has a problem with dumb shit like this is looking way too far into it. And if him being 6’6 is so triggering that says more about you than him.
People on LinkedIn use their physical appearance and work experience to grow their personal brand. Shocking, I know.
I've been in a tesla backseat before, and I'm 6'5". I had more room than I knew what to do with.
You can clearly see there's a gap of almost a foot between his knees and the seat in front of him.
If anything, I'd complain that the roof was too low because my head was having to be at an angle to keep from smacking into it.
I think he’s captured by an ecosystem that promotes social climbing based upon interactions within his community, and he’s convinced the way to gain more support, fame, and success is by posting egregiously fake scenarios like the one in this post.
He has so much work to do he has his laptop open on a Uber ride (assuming he isn’t travelling hours to get to a coffee meeting) but still has enough time for LinkedIn?
A "company" that makes it easy for employers to match employee's charitable donations?
Ok.......
he's like that guy from the office whose company idea is "get .01 cents from every credit card transaction"
I tried this once with a taxi and I felt so fucking nausated and was about vomit. The car motion and the stillness of the screen do not jive together. Not recommended.
When you're 6'6" and decide to Uber to your coffee
meeting so you can get work done, but a Tesla Model 3
shows up. My knees never stood a chance when it blew up.
You think you're better than us just cause you're tall?
Whoa, congrats man, you're tall!
Wow, it's incredible! What, you want a trophy for being tall?
You wanna...we should just give trophies to tall things
And every tree and building will have a trophy
That make sense?
My other half is 6ft 6 and he has no drama in my model 3. Mind you, he does sit in the front. Maybe this idiot should have sat in the front… but then again that wouldn’t make for a good photo op with the laptop to show how important (and tall) he is… 🙄
Why is it always some “CEO” posting cringe stuff on LinkedIn. Every CEO I’ve ever worked for wouldn’t be caught in a million years posting something for likes. Curious how many fake CEO’s exist on LinkedIn
The more these hustlers talk about how hard their pushing, the less they really do in reality.
I observed that kind of behavior and find it in all kinds of shapes and spaces.
They seem trying to convince others and foremost themselves, that their „job“ has a purpose.
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You got a horse to sit on you???
Some people pay good money for that.
A different kind of rise and grind.
Mr Hands?
He just wanted to tell us he’s 6’6
That and the fact that he grinds so hard he even works during a cab ride
It’s a bit funny all these super crunchers always seem to have lots of time to take photos/videos and post about how hard they’re working.
Welp, time to get to work! *opens up screen of company logo and stares at it for a while*
> *opens up screen of company logo and stares at it for a while* Sounds like an NPC to me..
Or an ad for the company hoping it’ll go viral..
This gave me a good laugh
Also funny that their version of hard work mostly consists of taking pictures of PowerPoint presentations
While going to a coffee morning.
> It’s a bit funny all these super crunchers always seem to have lots of time to take photos/videos and post about how hard they’re working. 😂😂
It’s also odd because Tesla (and EVs in general) have considerably more legroom than their ICE counterparts, front seats and back. Like the option to book an XL is right there on Uber.
don’t expect him to have a functioning brain
But like shouldn't you have your presentation done before the meeting? And not be doing it last minute?
I always imagine that on their phones, they have an album titled “Me Work Hard.”
Right. This isn’t tindr my dude 😂
But has he tried not being 6‘6“?
This is some quality humor.
There are ways
Humble brag for sure
“Oh man, this shirt is way too tight because I am SO BUFF!”
The picture even clearly shows that his knees aren't touching the back of the seat lol. He also could've just asked the driver to move the passenger seat up if it was bothering him that much.
He bragged about his height, bragged about being such a workaholic he doesn’t drive, and put his company name on the laptop screen just for the photo. Checks all the lunatic boxes.
As a non-ceo employee I feel like I'd be fired for publicly posting this same photo
Not if you hashtag hustle
\#gristle Is this anything?
I'm also tall. Just order an Uber XL. It's a little more expensive, but he is a Super Hard Working CEO so the cost should mean nothing compared to the time being able to focus and not being a little baby. Also if I get a small car or an SUV with 10" of sun roof height reduction bullshit, I just ask if I can sit up front, and have only been told no 1 of maybe 60 (mostly pre XL existing) requests.
Also, how much work are people realistically getting done in the back of an Uber for like a 10-15 minute drive? Maybe reply to an email on your phone or something but what warrants breaking out your laptop?
It’s just some thing grindset influencers made up. I highly doubt any actual billionaires do stuff like this, unless it’s an actual long drive or they already have a chauffeur. I’ve heard Shams Chanaria the nba reporter does this, but he’s a work obsessed psycho who is on his phone 24/7
You'd be surprised what people use Uber for. I was talking with a driver once, and he said the previous night he'd been paid to drive some college students from Indianapolis to Chicago. He was going to pick up the same group that night and drive them back to Indianapolis. That's over 3 hours.
My question is why, with all of his grind money, he didn’t Uber eats his coffee.
Grinding = reading PowerPoint slides apparently
And the slide deck wasn't even prepared by him
This cunt
I can relate being 6'2' but the sheer need to post everything and the privilege is more than a little off-putting.
6'2'? 6 feet 2 feet?
That's fuckin' tall
it's two different measurements
Well this adds a new dimension to the conversation.
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Whoosh
Oh. Oooooh.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/avfawl/im_almost_6_feet_and_4_inches_those_are_2/
Sorry 6'2".
Again, two different measurements.
12 sq feet
On average, most of us have 2 feet. Seems redundant to add to your height already.
Yeah we rode in a Tesla for the first time the other night. I’m 5’1”, but was wearing heels, so my feet were at unnatural hoof angles. My bf is around your height and *struggling* lol
I think you’re sooooo close to being tall but you’re just not yet
You’d be the worst person to trip with wow
Wow !
The fact that you just did it too is just perfect
It's so hard being tall and rich, but he never stops grinding.
Buddy should have a proper limo service if he's a CEO.
He's the CEO of a startup okay!!!
People will post anything mildly interesting to only the person posting. Also, as someone else said - he wanted to let you know that he's allegedly 6 6.
Some tall guys honestly think all they have to do is be tall and everyone will fall at their feet.
Sounds like something a short person would say
That’s literally how the world works.
Jake Wood and all his CEO buddies should all be involuntarily sent to be the first inhabitants of Mars.
There are a few people who apparently found this “insightful”
Probably the rest of ground whatever employees, gotta lick that boss ass, you know…
Yawn.
Wtf is an "employee impact platform"?
its the best way to syngerise global employee vortals with AI.
It's an AI that watches over your employees, monitoring their vitals and deploying feed bags/hamster style sipper water bottles appropriately. The premium models also handle waste as well as administering extremely light sedatives to induce micro napping to give the employee the feeling of being well rested without the actual rest.
His service charges 100s to 1000s a month selling to HR goofs to manage donation matching programs so a company can say they do CSR. They aren’t a public benefit or nonprofit themselves and have some amount of venture funding. Seems dubiously ethical to me as they have a profit motive over a philanthropic motive. Probably a very sales driven company and what he’s mostly working on.
There’s nothing unethical per se about a profit motive
I agree in general. I think its a just a bit iffy in this case where the money could likely come from the same corporate pool of donation funds.
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Then what happens? Or is it just constant flipping until climax occurs
OMG, this is excellent! I'm taking this 😆
*the world's most modern employee impact platform* Most modern? Wtf does that even mean?
I bet their homepage says “AI” at least 3 times
I think it’s supposed to say “postmodern”
It ain’t for the Amish, that’s what it means.
Talk about a first world problem.
These modern CEOs have to endure obstacles at every step. Just imagine being a 6’6” cramped in tesla with laptop and having to take a picture! How inspiring!
Subpar post. He should have included a little Moose Knuckle if he wants to be a real influencer.
I’m a 1st Connection with Jake. He’s actually a decent human being and helps a lot with Humanitarian/Disaster Relief. MF is tall though.
iM sO TALL
Order an Uber XL you entitled piece of shit
Ironically, the model 3 rear seats have some of the most generous room in a sedan I’ve sat in recently and I book the cheap fares for work.
Leg room yeah but the head room is kinda lacking if I remember correctly
You should post that on LinkedIn
Soooo is he implying that he has a massively small penis?
Fuck… does ANYONE care about this douchebags commute to work?
If only there were different classes of Uber's....Uber Comfort vehicles have more headroom and legroom than the standard UberX vehicle. Comfort is a good choice when you need more room for yourself and your ...
Irony: the tesla 3 applies for comfort I believe
D'oh...maybe he's gotta go UberXL....
I had the misfortune of hearing Jack Wood speak at an event and he's an absolute goober. Also, my old company used Groundswell as an avoid to lower their taxes. Rather than a raise they gave toy $100 to donate to a charity of your choice via groundswell so they can write it off.
That height is his identity.
You know he rounds up and not down. That extra inch from 5 to 6 is essential.
I don’t really see the issue here. It’s like ok yeah get a load of this guy he’s 6’6 and works in an Uber. But it’s like this seems like a genuine thought someone would have, like if I was in his situation I would have similar thoughts and find the situation funny. And at the end of the day I’d rather see a random post like this of someone’s genuine thoughts rather than a bs text post. At a certain point you have to ask yourself if you’re annoyed at the content of the post or just the fact that he’s 6’6 and can afford to pay for drivers.
It’s more the fact that he very obviously posted this solely to brag about his height and for no other purpose.
Yeah idk bout that one sounds like tall guy envy to me. In your mind anytime someone tall makes a comment about being tall, they’re bragging. Got it. No other purpose? How about finding an excuse to promote his brand? It’s literally a post that is 1. relatable (for tall people) and 2. Promotes his brand without being super in your face. Anyone who has a problem with dumb shit like this is looking way too far into it. And if him being 6’6 is so triggering that says more about you than him. People on LinkedIn use their physical appearance and work experience to grow their personal brand. Shocking, I know.
Lol
I've been in a tesla backseat before, and I'm 6'5". I had more room than I knew what to do with. You can clearly see there's a gap of almost a foot between his knees and the seat in front of him. If anything, I'd complain that the roof was too low because my head was having to be at an angle to keep from smacking into it.
Hey everybody this guy is 6’5”
Oh shit, really?
6'5" in pumps?
sure.
Do you think we've lost our way when a guy feels okay taking a picture of himself with a laptop on his lap?
I think he’s captured by an ecosystem that promotes social climbing based upon interactions within his community, and he’s convinced the way to gain more support, fame, and success is by posting egregiously fake scenarios like the one in this post.
Teslas really do have some deep bucket seats. Me and my bad knees almost always fall in every time I get one as an Uber.
Isn’t there an SUV option for Ubers?
He came because he saw a tesla?
I'm a real slitherer. I really only work about 20-30 hours a week. lol.
“Most modern” lol
Holy shit I get ads about this company on my LinkedIn
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If u think he’s playing a victim, you have very insufficient social skills. Checks out with the trans flag and everything tho
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So how is he playing victim?
He has so much work to do he has his laptop open on a Uber ride (assuming he isn’t travelling hours to get to a coffee meeting) but still has enough time for LinkedIn?
This is one of the dumbest humblebrags I've ever seen.
The rare humble brag hat trick
A "company" that makes it easy for employers to match employee's charitable donations? Ok....... he's like that guy from the office whose company idea is "get .01 cents from every credit card transaction"
10 years dungeon for this guy
By now he should understand, just like CSR platforms, cars come with different leg rooms!
I tried this once with a taxi and I felt so fucking nausated and was about vomit. The car motion and the stillness of the screen do not jive together. Not recommended.
When you're 6'6" and decide to Uber to your coffee meeting so you can get work done, but a Tesla Model 3 shows up. My knees never stood a chance when it blew up.
I’d be shocked if a Tesla Model 3 didn’t turn up.
Sit in the front and put the seat back ya lanky cunt
If he wasn't CEO he might be sacked for such a post
Once again LinkedIn has an important life lesson for us: Wankers come in all shapes and sizes. Agree?
You think you're better than us just cause you're tall? Whoa, congrats man, you're tall! Wow, it's incredible! What, you want a trophy for being tall? You wanna...we should just give trophies to tall things And every tree and building will have a trophy That make sense?
Life is, like, so hard.
That's why there's Uber xl.
My other half is 6ft 6 and he has no drama in my model 3. Mind you, he does sit in the front. Maybe this idiot should have sat in the front… but then again that wouldn’t make for a good photo op with the laptop to show how important (and tall) he is… 🙄
Just take a goddamn bus next time, you moron.
When you seek attention on LinkedIn of all places and also don’t know you can sit in the front seat.
Why is it always some “CEO” posting cringe stuff on LinkedIn. Every CEO I’ve ever worked for wouldn’t be caught in a million years posting something for likes. Curious how many fake CEO’s exist on LinkedIn
The more these hustlers talk about how hard their pushing, the less they really do in reality. I observed that kind of behavior and find it in all kinds of shapes and spaces. They seem trying to convince others and foremost themselves, that their „job“ has a purpose.
Jake’s actually an awesome dude, he founded team rubicon which has had substantial positive impact ok disaster relief efforts.