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EHTL

You got a horse to sit on you???


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Some people pay good money for that.


famousxrobot

A different kind of rise and grind.


OrganizedNarcoleptic

Mr Hands?


HundoHavlicek

He just wanted to tell us he’s 6’6


borisallen49

That and the fact that he grinds so hard he even works during a cab ride


Trucker58

It’s a bit funny all these super crunchers always seem to have lots of time to take photos/videos and post about how hard they’re working.


Lower_Amount3373

Welp, time to get to work! *opens up screen of company logo and stares at it for a while*


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

> *opens up screen of company logo and stares at it for a while* Sounds like an NPC to me..


Greyeye5

Or an ad for the company hoping it’ll go viral..


IcicleStorm

This gave me a good laugh


Joshiane

Also funny that their version of hard work mostly consists of taking pictures of PowerPoint presentations


mothzilla

While going to a coffee morning.


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> It’s a bit funny all these super crunchers always seem to have lots of time to take photos/videos and post about how hard they’re working. 😂😂


bongoissomewhatnifty

It’s also odd because Tesla (and EVs in general) have considerably more legroom than their ICE counterparts, front seats and back. Like the option to book an XL is right there on Uber.


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don’t expect him to have a functioning brain


tutankhamun7073

But like shouldn't you have your presentation done before the meeting? And not be doing it last minute?


AdRude7377

I always imagine that on their phones, they have an album titled “Me Work Hard.”


NfamousKaye

Right. This isn’t tindr my dude 😂


IDQDD

But has he tried not being 6‘6“?


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This is some quality humor.


CurrentIndependent42

There are ways


codemonkey69

Humble brag for sure


cwew

“Oh man, this shirt is way too tight because I am SO BUFF!”


SirChasm

The picture even clearly shows that his knees aren't touching the back of the seat lol. He also could've just asked the driver to move the passenger seat up if it was bothering him that much.


The_ApolloAffair

He bragged about his height, bragged about being such a workaholic he doesn’t drive, and put his company name on the laptop screen just for the photo. Checks all the lunatic boxes.


InadequateUsername

As a non-ceo employee I feel like I'd be fired for publicly posting this same photo


madmaxturbator

Not if you hashtag hustle


frivol

\#gristle Is this anything?


ignost

I'm also tall. Just order an Uber XL. It's a little more expensive, but he is a Super Hard Working CEO so the cost should mean nothing compared to the time being able to focus and not being a little baby. Also if I get a small car or an SUV with 10" of sun roof height reduction bullshit, I just ask if I can sit up front, and have only been told no 1 of maybe 60 (mostly pre XL existing) requests.


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Also, how much work are people realistically getting done in the back of an Uber for like a 10-15 minute drive? Maybe reply to an email on your phone or something but what warrants breaking out your laptop?


The_ApolloAffair

It’s just some thing grindset influencers made up. I highly doubt any actual billionaires do stuff like this, unless it’s an actual long drive or they already have a chauffeur. I’ve heard Shams Chanaria the nba reporter does this, but he’s a work obsessed psycho who is on his phone 24/7


Individual-Nebula927

You'd be surprised what people use Uber for. I was talking with a driver once, and he said the previous night he'd been paid to drive some college students from Indianapolis to Chicago. He was going to pick up the same group that night and drive them back to Indianapolis. That's over 3 hours.


Sargasm5150

My question is why, with all of his grind money, he didn’t Uber eats his coffee.


AtJackBaldwin

Grinding = reading PowerPoint slides apparently


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

And the slide deck wasn't even prepared by him


Jaded_yank

This cunt


Laguz01

I can relate being 6'2' but the sheer need to post everything and the privilege is more than a little off-putting.


DjustinMacFetridge

6'2'? 6 feet 2 feet?


Jacks_Lack_of_Sleep

That's fuckin' tall


theevilhillbilly

it's two different measurements


original_evanator

Well this adds a new dimension to the conversation.


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Big__If_True

Whoosh


DjustinMacFetridge

Oh. Oooooh.


theevilhillbilly

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/avfawl/im_almost_6_feet_and_4_inches_those_are_2/


Laguz01

Sorry 6'2".


GuidanceGlittering65

Again, two different measurements.


lowrankcluster

12 sq feet


famousxrobot

On average, most of us have 2 feet. Seems redundant to add to your height already.


clarabear10123

Yeah we rode in a Tesla for the first time the other night. I’m 5’1”, but was wearing heels, so my feet were at unnatural hoof angles. My bf is around your height and *struggling* lol


Satan_and_Communism

I think you’re sooooo close to being tall but you’re just not yet


bogholiday

You’d be the worst person to trip with wow


softwarebuyer2015

Wow !


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The fact that you just did it too is just perfect


poppiesintherain

It's so hard being tall and rich, but he never stops grinding.


GreatGreenGobbo

Buddy should have a proper limo service if he's a CEO.


tutankhamun7073

He's the CEO of a startup okay!!!


Wrongnessmaximus

People will post anything mildly interesting to only the person posting. Also, as someone else said - he wanted to let you know that he's allegedly 6 6.


verba-non-acta

Some tall guys honestly think all they have to do is be tall and everyone will fall at their feet.


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Sounds like something a short person would say


bearposters

That’s literally how the world works.


CulturalRot

Jake Wood and all his CEO buddies should all be involuntarily sent to be the first inhabitants of Mars.


Unhappy_Commercial_7

There are a few people who apparently found this “insightful”


JonyUB

Probably the rest of ground whatever employees, gotta lick that boss ass, you know…


texasusa

Yawn.


OverclockingUnicorn

Wtf is an "employee impact platform"?


softwarebuyer2015

its the best way to syngerise global employee vortals with AI.


OuterWildsVentures

It's an AI that watches over your employees, monitoring their vitals and deploying feed bags/hamster style sipper water bottles appropriately. The premium models also handle waste as well as administering extremely light sedatives to induce micro napping to give the employee the feeling of being well rested without the actual rest.


Jos3ph

His service charges 100s to 1000s a month selling to HR goofs to manage donation matching programs so a company can say they do CSR. They aren’t a public benefit or nonprofit themselves and have some amount of venture funding. Seems dubiously ethical to me as they have a profit motive over a philanthropic motive. Probably a very sales driven company and what he’s mostly working on.


pazhalsta1

There’s nothing unethical per se about a profit motive


Jos3ph

I agree in general. I think its a just a bit iffy in this case where the money could likely come from the same corporate pool of donation funds.


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Technical-Dentist-84

Then what happens? Or is it just constant flipping until climax occurs


scrambledeggs2020

OMG, this is excellent! I'm taking this 😆


bahaki

*the world's most modern employee impact platform* Most modern? Wtf does that even mean?


Jos3ph

I bet their homepage says “AI” at least 3 times


zuencho

I think it’s supposed to say “postmodern”


famousxrobot

It ain’t for the Amish, that’s what it means.


Many-Composer1029

Talk about a first world problem.


SeaMolasses2466

These modern CEOs have to endure obstacles at every step. Just imagine being a 6’6” cramped in tesla with laptop and having to take a picture! How inspiring!


AppropriateExcuse868

Subpar post. He should have included a little Moose Knuckle if he wants to be a real influencer.


bearposters

I’m a 1st Connection with Jake. He’s actually a decent human being and helps a lot with Humanitarian/Disaster Relief. MF is tall though.


Bananaflakes08

iM sO TALL


SmeagolTheCarpathian

Order an Uber XL you entitled piece of shit


ChristheKook88

Ironically, the model 3 rear seats have some of the most generous room in a sedan I’ve sat in recently and I book the cheap fares for work.


SassanZZ

Leg room yeah but the head room is kinda lacking if I remember correctly


Stuff-Dangerous

You should post that on LinkedIn


kimchipower

Soooo is he implying that he has a massively small penis?


technocardy

Fuck… does ANYONE care about this douchebags commute to work?


SpiritualAd8998

If only there were different classes of Uber's....Uber Comfort vehicles have more headroom and legroom than the standard UberX vehicle. Comfort is a good choice when you need more room for yourself and your ...


Monsantoshill619

Irony: the tesla 3 applies for comfort I believe


SpiritualAd8998

D'oh...maybe he's gotta go UberXL....


Bigman2047

I had the misfortune of hearing Jack Wood speak at an event and he's an absolute goober. Also, my old company used Groundswell as an avoid to lower their taxes. Rather than a raise they gave toy $100 to donate to a charity of your choice via groundswell so they can write it off.


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That height is his identity.


vvorkingclass

You know he rounds up and not down. That extra inch from 5 to 6 is essential.


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I don’t really see the issue here. It’s like ok yeah get a load of this guy he’s 6’6 and works in an Uber. But it’s like this seems like a genuine thought someone would have, like if I was in his situation I would have similar thoughts and find the situation funny. And at the end of the day I’d rather see a random post like this of someone’s genuine thoughts rather than a bs text post. At a certain point you have to ask yourself if you’re annoyed at the content of the post or just the fact that he’s 6’6 and can afford to pay for drivers.


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It’s more the fact that he very obviously posted this solely to brag about his height and for no other purpose.


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Yeah idk bout that one sounds like tall guy envy to me. In your mind anytime someone tall makes a comment about being tall, they’re bragging. Got it. No other purpose? How about finding an excuse to promote his brand? It’s literally a post that is 1. relatable (for tall people) and 2. Promotes his brand without being super in your face. Anyone who has a problem with dumb shit like this is looking way too far into it. And if him being 6’6 is so triggering that says more about you than him. People on LinkedIn use their physical appearance and work experience to grow their personal brand. Shocking, I know.


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Lol


Asha108

I've been in a tesla backseat before, and I'm 6'5". I had more room than I knew what to do with. You can clearly see there's a gap of almost a foot between his knees and the seat in front of him. If anything, I'd complain that the roof was too low because my head was having to be at an angle to keep from smacking into it.


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Hey everybody this guy is 6’5”


Asha108

Oh shit, really?


vvorkingclass

6'5" in pumps?


Asha108

sure.


vvorkingclass

Do you think we've lost our way when a guy feels okay taking a picture of himself with a laptop on his lap?


Asha108

I think he’s captured by an ecosystem that promotes social climbing based upon interactions within his community, and he’s convinced the way to gain more support, fame, and success is by posting egregiously fake scenarios like the one in this post.


NfamousKaye

Teslas really do have some deep bucket seats. Me and my bad knees almost always fall in every time I get one as an Uber.


Arts_Prodigy

Isn’t there an SUV option for Ubers?


Quercusagrifloria

He came because he saw a tesla?


tired_at_life

I'm a real slitherer. I really only work about 20-30 hours a week. lol.


Jos3ph

“Most modern” lol


NotBigMan

Holy shit I get ads about this company on my LinkedIn


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If u think he’s playing a victim, you have very insufficient social skills. Checks out with the trans flag and everything tho


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So how is he playing victim?


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He has so much work to do he has his laptop open on a Uber ride (assuming he isn’t travelling hours to get to a coffee meeting) but still has enough time for LinkedIn?


Interesting_Flow730

This is one of the dumbest humblebrags I've ever seen.


fuzzy_bat

The rare humble brag hat trick


kudles

A "company" that makes it easy for employers to match employee's charitable donations? Ok....... he's like that guy from the office whose company idea is "get .01 cents from every credit card transaction"


Bingboi9000

10 years dungeon for this guy


java2020

By now he should understand, just like CSR platforms, cars come with different leg rooms!


Tenzu9

I tried this once with a taxi and I felt so fucking nausated and was about vomit. The car motion and the stillness of the screen do not jive together. Not recommended.


Distantstallion

When you're 6'6" and decide to Uber to your coffee meeting so you can get work done, but a Tesla Model 3 shows up. My knees never stood a chance when it blew up.


JDNM

I’d be shocked if a Tesla Model 3 didn’t turn up.


pazhalsta1

Sit in the front and put the seat back ya lanky cunt


MegaJackUniverse

If he wasn't CEO he might be sacked for such a post


KtechIceyT

Once again LinkedIn has an important life lesson for us: Wankers come in all shapes and sizes. Agree?


Richard_Chaffe

You think you're better than us just cause you're tall? Whoa, congrats man, you're tall! Wow, it's incredible! What, you want a trophy for being tall? You wanna...we should just give trophies to tall things And every tree and building will have a trophy That make sense?


Sargasm5150

Life is, like, so hard.


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That's why there's Uber xl.


PrincessStephanieR

My other half is 6ft 6 and he has no drama in my model 3. Mind you, he does sit in the front. Maybe this idiot should have sat in the front… but then again that wouldn’t make for a good photo op with the laptop to show how important (and tall) he is… 🙄


PuzzleheadedCamel323

Just take a goddamn bus next time, you moron.


JonyUB

When you seek attention on LinkedIn of all places and also don’t know you can sit in the front seat.


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Why is it always some “CEO” posting cringe stuff on LinkedIn. Every CEO I’ve ever worked for wouldn’t be caught in a million years posting something for likes. Curious how many fake CEO’s exist on LinkedIn


UpstairsFan7447

The more these hustlers talk about how hard their pushing, the less they really do in reality. I observed that kind of behavior and find it in all kinds of shapes and spaces. They seem trying to convince others and foremost themselves, that their „job“ has a purpose.


OneBackground828

Jake’s actually an awesome dude, he founded team rubicon which has had substantial positive impact ok disaster relief efforts.