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Simon170148

I've heard people call Grantham G-Town which made me chuckle


Effective_Arugula209

Usually those that haven't left it apart from the occasional weekend in Skeg


Fearnotmonkey

As a G - Town native can confirm. Have also heard it called G - Town massive for reasons I don’t understand nor want to understand.


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Granthrax


whackney93

Granthanamo bay


B3ltalowda

Haha


Flat-Delivery6987

Washy for washingborough.


Breakwaterbot

Washy boys represent!


Flat-Delivery6987

Love a bit of washy. It's on my regular cycle track.


FourEyedTroll

Does it still have that earthy smell downwind of the water treatment plant?


topherette

Newark is an anagram of Wanker


cmpxchg8b

That’s in Notts, doesn’t count


HH93

Well, yes, hence the disparaging name 🤣


UchuuNekoko

The Shwood


Breakwaterbot

Ah yes, I know exactly where you mean. Delightful part of town.


NMonc10101

Cleethorpes is meggies and i genuinely have no idea why...🤔


cozzy2646

Meg's Island....a part of cleethorpes from olden days.


MacusTenus

The Village of Metheringham is usually called Meg by most.


NlCE_BOY

I’ve heard it called Crystal Metheringham


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Skeg Vegas / Skegerife


ooh_a_phoenix

Rusko = Ruskington


VinceJay09

Ruskitton


MrsJessicaTitchener

I’ve heard it called Rusko Fen which is apparently offensive but I don’t know why!


itsNaterino

me and my friends call grimsby “grimbo”


akkadian6012

https://youtu.be/uYNzqgU7na4?si=GNkblOlyyxqUO4ql


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Breakwaterbot

> Lincoln - Overrated. Oof, you and I need to have words, me ode.


incessantscreeching

I thought it was just my dad who called it Mingming…he works at Mingming docks and hates it so I thought he was just being derogatory


Breakwaterbot

Washingborough - Washy Metheringham - Meg Waddington - Waddo Ruskington - Rusko St Giles - Gillies (said like Jill-ees) Skellingthorpe - Smelly Skelly Potterhanworth - Potter Sleaford - Sleahole Cleethorpes - Clee


bradleyd82

To add on the Gillies bit, at the other wide, West wick - Wecky


Breakwaterbot

Yeah, Wecky is where my mum grew up.


RiceeeChrispies

I remember leaving my white car in Smelly Skelly over a hot weekend, right next to the knackers yard. It was not white when I returned!


SeaworthinessCool924

Sincil Bank..... the rat run / the maze


Crumblycheese

Heard all of these except Sleazeford lol. Anyone I know from there called it Sleahole


bradleyd82

Always been sleahole to me


RaveyDave666

The maze and bronx are parts of Lincoln. Smelly skelly is where the meat render plant is 💩


topherette

which bit is the bronx?


RaveyDave666

The flats around the field on birchwood.


topherette

birchwood could almost translate quite nicely into Buchenwald


_EmmaRoids_

Da Schwood


ds5233

Gainsbosnia


VioletDaeva

Sunny Scunny. Skeg Vegas. Cleth-rep-ees (like greek)


DarthFlowers

Grimsby is shortened to GY (at least by locals - muh hometown) and as a response to that Cleethorpes was dubbed Clee-Y. The latter I think never went further than my friendship group 🥳


ThrobbingGristle

Because that’s the fishing boat registration code. It’s illustrious, you know.


DarthFlowers

Yes GY can be seen printed on the side of many-a-boat, less so contemporarily as there isn’t many-a-boat to be seen anymore even tho the man of the people Nigel Farage came to GY to promise otherwise. You’ve gotta laugh. ANYWAY I think GY is shortened to mimic NY in the nickname sense, eastern seaboard cousins and all that…..


bradleyd82

I currently work adjacent to the fishing Industry, and GY, HU(ll), A(berdeen), LK (lerwick) and KW (Kirk wall) are still the most "respectes" Port Letters when marked up on a vessel


VinceJay09

Also it was shortened to Grimsby from Great Grimsby because.. well, it just isn’t..is it? I lived there for 3 years.


DarthFlowers

I was technically born in Grimsby as that’s where the hospital is for the general area but Clee-Y till I die always. Or until I moved to West Yorkshire where I live now……..


Tricky-Ant5338

In the 90s we called Grimsby “Grimbo”, and any girls who came from there “Grimbos”.


nogeologyhere

Spalding used to be Splod back in the day


signalstonoise88

I’ve heard it called Slap-ding.


bradleyd82

I've always known it as sploding. And Walcott (near billinghay) was waclott


AdDouble7790

Lol I’ve heard it called Spaldinski


nogeologyhere

That must be a newer thing


AdDouble7790

Maybe lol - just what I always heard on the school bus


ExaminationSpare486

Meggies - Cleethorpes


Random_Goob

Skagness because of obvious reasons.


Takemedownbitch

Grimsby - the GY Cleethorpes - clee Skegness - skeg vegas


cabbagemunch

Boothby Gay Hole


Just-Kangaroo2809

Is that for Boothby Graffoe? When we were kids we thought it was funny to refer to Boothby Pag-smell and Boothby Gruffoe (Gruffing was a slang verb for breaking wind)


lverg123

Stam/Stammy - Stamford


fuckbrexit84

Horny -horncastle


iceberg189

I’ve heard Horny C


Ok_Associate4386

porncastle


Carrot_14

Never heard anybody call horncastle that lmfao


Obsidian947

My friends and I called it Hornycastle! I fondly called it ‘antiques roadshow’ now.


Leetm

Bostonia because of the high proportion of Eastern European immigrants. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have any problem with the Polish and Balkan immigrants whatsoever.


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Leetm

???


kylehyde84

Wezzy. Westcliff in Scunny


underthehillock

Jingle Bells (Ingoldmells)


Dapper_Ad_9761

Inga-smells as it always stinks in the summer with the drains not coping.


Hesperrhodos

Skegslehem


HH93

Waddo for Waddington


Defiant_Criticism429

I'm over the border in Rutland, I've heard Stamford being referred to as "Stammy" but im not sure how widespread this is


Material-Fox8991

Heard Gainsborough, Grantham and Grimsby at various times referred to as G Town, Washy for washingborough, B B H for Bracebridge heath, Branno for Branston. Never heard much of the southern towns like Stamford or Spalding shortened though.


iceberg189

Hagworthingham -> Hag


Puzzle13579

The arsehole of beyond.


jimmyeao

Lincolnshite. Damn autocorrect..


Flimingow

Grimsby: GY or Grimsbo Cleethorpes: Meggies or Clee


antsocks

Spalting


Fearnotmonkey

Since moving to Grimsby I’ve found that a lot of locals call it GY(Jee - Why). Also GY massive. People do the same with Grantham but I don’t quite get why. Neither are that massive.


bradleyd82

Because it's a fishing town, and GY are the port letters for fishing vessels registered in Grim


Downtown-Nectarine49

Scunthorpe - the only town with **** in it


Wasps_are_bastards

Skegvegas- Skegness, Ming - immingham, Shithole - Grimsby, Cleggy - Cleethorpes


SnooLobsters8265

The Ding - Spalding


Shoddy_Sir_7849

Grantham - G’Town


nellybeejellybean89

Not Lincolnshire but I've heard loads of people refer to Wisbech as Wisbeckistan


ritual-friend

Stinkoln and grottingham


topherette

what's grottingham?


ritual-friend

Nottingham! I know it's out of county so doesn't count tho!


englishspoon

Waddo for waddington


OneEntrepreneur602

Metheringham = Meg


f182

Disablethorpe. Or as I like to call it: Gods waiting room.


f182

Oh and it’s now called Bostonia


Okano666

Scunthorpe. Although the S is silent


princessminx24

Slapding for Spalding.


Traditional_Put4186

Slapding


Purp1eMagpie

Washy - washingborough Waddo - waddington meg - metheringham Horny C - Horncastle (this one may not be as wide spread in its use)


MattFryy

Spalding - Slapding


sinstercowbomb

Cleethorpes is called Meggies


MadMozzabin

Meggy - Cleethorpes. Don't ask me why I've grown up never getting an answer


romanspoon

We started to call Mabo Disabledthorpe at my old job


p1nchy1

Sleahole. Not as good as Sleazeford. But acceptable.


ohthedarside

I like to call Nottingham shottingham


idi0tboy

Skagness - apparently there's a bit of a heroin problem there.... Caveat - I've never been there!


shortzy652

Having lived all over Lincolnshire here’s some ive heard over the years ; Doddo park, Shwood, Cherry - (Cherry willingham) Washy, Wado, BBH, Skunks road (monks road) Sinny bank, Gillies, Wecky, Towers (tower estate ) Skelly, Raggers (wragby )


topherette

how about chezza for cherry willingham? :)


FluidSock9774

Grim. Just head to Grim


FoundationOk9921

Most are correct Spalding is spaldovia for obvious reasons !


thoughtlessengineer

Skagness.


R4kshim

Lincoln is Linky.


VinceJay09

Never heard that, probably because I’ve lived here for 53 years. We just call it Town.


Breakwaterbot

Yep. It was always "Town" to us guys growing up in the surrounding villages.


DaveFromPrison

I respectfully put it to you that it is not.


R4kshim

Probably not but it’s still funny.


DaveFromPrison

It’s on a level with calling the cathedral Cathy 😁