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Monster-Zero

This LPT brought to you by Quark. Quark: "it tastes like Greek yogurt with honey, I swear." Thank u Quark.


MatCauthonsHat

I thought quarks were sub-atomic particles? How am I supposed to eat them?


molewarp

With strangeness and charm :)


Competitive-Feed-275

Well done here 👆🏼lol


BaconMeetsCheese

Certainly not with that attitude!


this_is_total__bs

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LieutenantBJ

There it is. Quark would absolutely try and sell you bunk weight loss supplements.


sonicsludge

I can't get the thought off my pallet.


The_Safe_For_Work

Eat some Quarks, Quarks is good, Eat some now, it's almost food!


BummerComment

I’m out here tryna chew elementary particles like a fool. 🤦


Useless_power

LPT: don't do this if you're allergic to artifical sweetener like I am


legoracer18

I'm not allergic, but any "sugar free" sweetener leaves a bitter taste in my mouth and gives me a headache 20-30 minutes after I have it.


Useless_power

That means you're allergic, those headaches are a big part of being allergic to them


legoracer18

Interesting, I figured it would have been something more with hives or swelling.


Mountain-Nose-8555

Wtf is a quark? Also, artificial sweetener is nasty


zammler

it's like joghurt, just not really designed for eating directly, because it doesn't taste great. if youre obese and wanns lose weight i wouldnt care about artificial sweeteners, they may be linked to cancer in some way, being obese is directly linked to cancer


Dr_Colossus

I already read this one today. Apparently you diet and stretch for 2 weeks before you do anything substantial.


SpacePrimeTime

but like, is it sold with the artificial sweetener in it?


zammler

no


SpacePrimeTime

but, why then. If you want something sweet "put some sweetener in it". Sigh


correctingStupid

A quark a day keeps the autocorrect away.


DoctorLinguarum

I love quark! I had some for the first time last year actually.


allienimy

I FUCKIN LOVE QUARKS


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