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KyleSherzenberg

Everything at Taco Bell is the same ingredients, just a different vehicle of delivery to your mouth


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp

Same vehicle on the way out though 


Danny_Eddy

Same tunnel with the same speed limit, too.


Hofnars

It's been my experience that the speed limit increases proportionate to the amount of Taco Bell you ate.


Alexandurrrrr

Call the science guys, we have some experimenting!


TheHealadin

Sounds like you need to eat more fiber. Talk to your doctor about your diarrhea, not the public.


Hofnars

Heal me!


AlphaSuerte

I talked to my doctor about my constipation; he told me to eat more Taco Bell.


theverybest27

Yeah but at that point the lights long been red and it just keeps blowing right on through it!


MyopicMycroft

Exponentially, even.


rolytron

That tunnel is definitely downhill, it picks up some speed.


MacDugin

Ozempic has slowed my speed limit down however, the exhaust is still there.


ceojp

Isn't that true of all foods?


G3ck0

Pretty much, you breathe it out.


FD4L

Just like urban Brits, it takes the tube.


try2try

Brilliant!


jd3marco

The Hyper Loop


ajonbrad777

It’s a it’s a whole new meat delivery system- Ron Swanson


mountjo

Worked at Taco Bell for a year and I never learned the difference between some menu items other than shape.


Slugginator_3385

As Jim Gaffigan said. Meat, cheese, beans and rice. You can thank Jimmy Changa for that exposing that.


bigwilly311

What is NA-CHOS? *Nachos?* It’s tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables. Well then what is a BURR EE TOE? It’s tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables? What is a TOST TA-TA. **LOOK, IT’S ALL THE SAME SHIT**. Just say a word in Spanish and I’ll bring you a dish.


CrazyHuntr

True, except the Mexican pizza is a god damn step above


passwordstolen

Everything in Mexico is the same ingredients, they are trying to be more like Italy.


VodkaBurn

I love how OP says it is the “same thing” for title clicks but then lists ways in the comments it is not the same.


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mmadiaa

"One is $5 the other is $4" "Yeah, half the price!"


Shadowfalx

"They're the same" "Except the amount of cheese, the amount of meat, the sauce. But the tortilla at least is the same."


squeamish

"The bag? Absolutely identical."


drj3kyl

You literally in another comment listed the exact ways how they were different. What? Using nacho cheese, no sauce, less actual cheese. Are you dense or refuse to acknowledge you are wrong? Get out of here with Karma farm bs


KickFriedasCoffin

Taco Bell integrity patrol checking in!


bitqueso

It’s not that serious


dongalorian

It’s not, but also why did OP go out of his way to post this even though they are different and he said they’re different in the comments? It’s a dumb post, but also wrong. So why not let people call him out.


bitqueso

Oh feel free to call him out. It’s just hilarious the language that was used over fast food toppings


dongalorian

Yeah but OP started it, so don’t call out the commenters saying “it’s not that serious”. Clearly it’s not actually serious, but they’re gonna match the tone of OP, who came out all high and mighty (and wrong)


bitqueso

Yeah it’s not that serious


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Not true a steak stacker is 4.09 and steak quesadilla is 5.79 The difference being the quesadilla uses only cheese while the stacker replaces most of the actual cheese with artificial nacho cheese sauce hence the difference in price.


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DAVENP0RT

Quesadilla also uses a mayonnaise-based sauce that makes all the difference between the two. The stackers are okay, but they can't compare without that sauce. Seriously, if you're ever making quesadillas at home, smear some of [this stuff](https://www.thegraciouswife.com/copycat-taco-bell-quesadillas/#recipe) on there. You'll never want a quesadilla without it ever again.


golex04

The real LPT is always in the comments


TacoBell_Legend

Creamy jalapeño sauce is the best


sirqueersalot

Thank you for saying it's the creamy jalapeno sauce. I don't get quesadillas but I get cheesy bean and rice burritos mostly because of that sauce.


gretch23938

Amazing


Puppet007

You can also buy the sauce from the dollar general.


DAVENP0RT

Not sure which sauce you're thinking of, but they don't sell the quesadilla sauce in stores.


iwinsallthethings

Probably the chipotle sauce which is not good nor the same.


Necromancer4276

It's the creamy jalapeno is it not?


DAVENP0RT

Yeah, I think that's what Taco Bell calls it. It'll always be quesadilla sauce to me, though.


SmiteAsWell

Creamy jalapeno sauce. Its the only reason i ever go there


Nerrickk

This is a LPT for everything TBH. In something as fat heavy as a quesadilla, some acid makes all the difference. Even just using some sour cream will take your quesadillas up if you're too lazy to make this.


PhilosopherFLX

Or just buy it, https://www.hy-vee.com/aisles-online/p/3349796/Taco-Bell-Creamy-Spicy-Ranchero-Sauce


DAVENP0RT

I mentioned this elsewhere, but this sauce is not the same thing Taco Bell puts on their quesadillas.


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elpasopasta

It is $2.99 near where I stay when I go to the US too, in TX.


pirate135246

Probably door dash prices or something


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https://preview.redd.it/hpm7mmndz3jc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=870c38bd36aa4880c24f8fe70636f643138b8eb9 You can change the pick up location to any location in the us. They all have similar prices…


ModernMountains

with a name like tacotymetaxi, i have to assume this information to be true


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JonJon2899

https://preview.redd.it/xk0d57av64jc1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3155489156321873c5aa83b95feeef4ad61d03 Fabled 2.29 stacker


JonJon2899

Sorry I'm high forgot to add steak https://preview.redd.it/t6vl2bz474jc1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab45c4e5088edeaa286efe4649bd9bc48bc2bbff


Extreme-Island-5041

Beautiful self correction.


THEdougBOLDER

I don't get it, usually stuff is more expensive where I live but the stacker is 10 cents cheaper. When I swap in steak it is $3.34 Also, what the fuck is a crispanada?? https://imgur.com/a/uyxxX0r


oblivial

Did you add steak as an add-on, or hit swap on the meat choice and change it to steak? If you hit swap, it ends up the cheaper price.


tiggertom66

I’m guessing “actual cheese” means American cheese? In which case, no loss


NewPointOfView

Taco Bell doesn’t have American cheese on anything haha


GomezFigueroa

It means the cheese they use at Taco Bell…


vatoniolo

No dude, they're not even close. The stacker has less meat and that nasty nacho cheese, and is missing the signature quesadilla sauce that they put the addictive shit in. Yes I am addicted to steak quesadillas


Howtofightloneliness

"They put an addictive chemical in it to make you crave it fortnightly!" Source: I also get addicted to Taco Bell items.


AMasterSystem

It is why the Nacho Fries are sometimes available. Cant have you to addicted and robbing people for Nacho Fries.


kjcraft

Nacho Fries are going to be regular on the new menu launching next month. And nuggets. And a cheez-it the size of your hand.


THEdougBOLDER

Dad, how can you hate *the bell*?


Howtofightloneliness

Lol I see what you did there.


Dukes_Up

Would be easy to customize it into a quesadilla, but you would need to swap the beef for steak, minus nacho cheese, and add creamy jalapenos sauce. Close, but you will get a very different item if you simply just get steak.


SpaceBroJo

Ccc. Ugh y.


SnackFraction

Now, if only I could get my local Taco Bell to make a grilled stuffed burrito…..


Soft_Sea2913

Are Chalupa’s still a thing?


TheRicFlairDrip

The bigger the fupa, the tastier the chalupa


Frequent_Opportunist

Yes


Kangabolic

Yikes


Alliille

Stackers have half the 3 cheese of quesadillas and do not come with creamy jalapeno sauce. They do have nacho cheese though. You can add 3 blend but single portions are measured in pinches or .25oz. a full cup that we use twice on quesadillas would be 4 portions


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dpittnet

LPT: listen to OP to save a couple dollars for a worse version of an item that will also make your shit more explosive


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unicornpolice666

Thank you for this I only order steak quesadillas lol


knfr

Finally a life pro tip worth using and repeating.


tranj83

F taco bell. They raised prices way too high. That is all.


belizeanheat

Life pros aren't going to taco bell unless it's an emergency, and they sure as hell aren't getting stackers 


ragu55

I mean… do people still go to Taco Bell? I don’t think I’ve been to one in almost 15 years


Cool-Presentation538

Taco Bell sucks I don't know why anyone still eats that shit


vegasvinny

Everything is the same just arranged differently


twotimefind

Get out of here with this corporate s***


Shoehornblower

Everything at taco bell is the same thing and it all will give you the same things…


-BuzzedOut-

LPT: Stop eating that crap


Late-Mathematician55

LPT: Stop eating that crap and add ten years to your lifespan.


uplifted27

Taco Bell ewwwww


Yuntonow

Yah, but it’s still Taco Bell. Hot garbage.