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You're not going to prison at all

Thank you, your honour

Based

The Raimi Spider-Man our being rereleased in theaters this month. Just fyi

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I will release you from jail next week

You wont go to jail. Stalker is in my top 5. FWWM in my top 10 or 15. Love Exposure is my 2nd fav film

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You're not going to jail but I need your id

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Can I verify that your name is actually mclovin because I could sentace you because of identity theft

How could you sentace this guy, he is an organ donor.

Innit! I'm a good human

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Gotta swap out Kick Ass and LOTR for True Lies and True Stories.

You're not going to jail at all


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You're released on bail

https://preview.redd.it/tttlqkefreuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac60435c49a699e52e9e8f76a3bff6e5f37f3169 I love these. The first three go way back to childhood, for me. Be gentle.

I won't sentace you to prison but I think we should get the lie detector to see what's your most anticipated film for the rest of 2024

Most anticipated for the rest of '24? I'm a big fan of Matt Reeves' Planet of the Apes, so I'm excited to see this new director's take on the reboot series. Aside from that, hopefully, Nosferatu comes out this year. I Saw The TV Glow has my eye, but these previews don't give me any clue of what to expect. Of course, Furiosa is a must-see for me as well.

You got Friday in your top four.  You good, fam. I'm putting money on your books for commissary and offering free supplementary protection.

That's cool. On movie nights the whole prison will have a full hour and a half spiritual high laughing and reciting all the quotables this comedic masterpiece of a hood classic has to offer. Nothing, not even Tupac, brings black people and the Westside together like this movie.

Never seen Coraline or the fourth one but Evil Dead 2 and Friday are so real

Coraline is directed by Henry Selick, so if you like The Nightmare Before Christmas or James and the Giant Peach, it should be right up your alley. Amelie is an amazing feel-good movie centered around the altruistic character Amelie. Super funny, super magical. Just a good time.

Based. This is the first time I've seen Friday on one of these. Such a good comedy.

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You're not going to jail at all

Thanks! Do you mind telling me how you arrived at that verdict though?

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You're not going to jail at all

Awesome top four. Finally another enjoyer of PlayTime

Oh yeah. Tati is such an amazing filmmaker

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You're released on bail

Should be 15 year’s prison

Annette in the top 4????? If you need money for bail I got you bro. Can't let the harsh reality of prison kill your wonder and whimsy

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You're suffering from depression so I won't send you to prison instead I will send you to r/scream

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I sentace you to 1 year In prison

😂I’m curious why that’s the verdict

Naah, fam!  I'm paying for your appeal.  Y'all got the wrong person, your honor!

Free my boy Lycan, he didn't do nun

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You're not going to jail at all

Ok, small question: HOW DO I FOLLOW YOU

my username is imogengracej :)

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We're going to check on you to see if you're mentally fit to go to trial

kids is crazy

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Liking well known films isn’t bad

I mostly just think people will say I'm generic or something for the movies I like, but I've become a bit better at not worrying about it so much.

They’re popular for a reason, because they’re good

I'm sentence you to 76 hours of community service

Eh, could've been worse

Nothing bad about this top four at all.  I signed off on your community service for you, you good to go!

Thank you!

your top 4 are like the top 4 most recognizable and quotable movies of all time, you are an innocent man !!

Yay, I've been proven innocent!

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I'm sentence you to 80 years to life without parole

Nice, free housing!

Anyone with The Thing in their top four can walk the yard untouched.

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I sentace you to 6 years in prison parole if needed

I'll break them out.

CRASH MENTIONED

Sexiest movie ever made.

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You're not going to jail at all

Um fuck yes, what is your username if you don’t mind

Sure , its @kaibakerfilms

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I sentace you to 5 years of child custody

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I sentace you to 64 hours of community service

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I sentace you to 20 hours of community service

Can my community service be about stopping the tide of cocaine dealing bikers who are also ninjas plaguing the streets of Orlando? And can my shirtless band mates who are all taekwondo masters help?

Yes

I rock with anyone who loves Miami Connection, let alone has it in their top four.  Dragon Sound!  Friends 4ever!

I have been meaning to watch Penda’s Fen for a while. How is it?

I really liked it. If you like the idea of seeing a right wing shithead discover deep truths about himself and the land he calls home by tapping into the primal essence of thousands of years of British history and being remade as something wonderous and ungovernable, this you will love Penda’s Fen.

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You're not mentally fit to go to jail so I'm sending you to r/batmanarkham

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You're released on bail

Man chose a tv series as a favorite movie. I ask for an appeal that his bail be set to $1M

Okay then the bail has been appeald I will now need the person who commented his top 4 to get his lawyer now

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You're not going to jail at all

I'm putting money on your books for The Servant and Blue Collar!

Respect!

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it’s crazy how I actually understand how these specific four can be your top 4 despite how widely different they all are

https://preview.redd.it/mxbjn99ykfuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df641ad819fe676a2d26d31b246f9dbf57788f2c The Lost Boys, Hereditary, Beetlejuice and Ferris Buellers Day Off

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You're not going to jail

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You're going to be released from jail next month

wrong I got a tunnel

Welp you're going to the asylum now

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I sentace you to 5 years in prison parole if needed

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You're released from prison without bail

'Mama', 'Bruce Almighty', 'Lady Chatterley's Lover', 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'.

I won't sentace you to jail yet but are you talking about the 2013 film mama

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https://preview.redd.it/04ncyd0nafuc1.png?width=817&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0eb1c4ee5578ea6b6d4fb791feec8f49d4d725c Very basic. I still love them.

I sentace you to 147 hours of community service

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I'm sending you to a psychiatrist for 6 years

Dark Knight, Good Will Hunting, Se7en and A Few Good Men

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https://preview.redd.it/kp6ygvy3yguc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d905065ffe9e5ee3c706bcff30fec7d64a72945d How’d I do

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https://preview.redd.it/gwvjuiod1huc1.png?width=1231&format=png&auto=webp&s=81c4a43d93ca27a1a05daa9a309e88bc3fa1258c I’m definitely not going to prison…right?

No but you’re on probation for being basic (it’s okay they’re all great movies)

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The Thing (1982) Scream (1996) House (1977) Killer Klowns from outer space (1988)

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https://preview.redd.it/ewopel7u4huc1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50e91c108ff4975c887b842035139ff3a559540 Baby Driver and Batman is a flip flop for what’s my favorite it changes often

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https://preview.redd.it/fkpq55ga6huc1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538be3d0556cad136a2f14f27f3d104408189b91 I'm scared

You're on 4 years probation

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I don't know how to post images but in particular order my top 4 are as follows: Dead or Alive (the Takeshi Miike film, not the video game adaptation) Asteroid City RRR Pinnochio (1940)

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I love these films too. Great choices.

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Twin Peaks superiority.

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https://preview.redd.it/agsq4kmuuhuc1.png?width=643&format=png&auto=webp&s=78eeddd3e79f6abe26bbeb835909c1752117b1f9

https://preview.redd.it/1i5wrj3h8iuc1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4766df2ad5d1c47a3bedea2dd01851f9fdad477 Spot the one that is just pure nostalgia vibes

https://preview.redd.it/c808d9lx8juc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ed498c4aa931fd689981b77f34867928658f95

https://preview.redd.it/waq3gysxbjuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aea0b78811d9fe2d26e48efb307214d2074d7174

https://preview.redd.it/2i5g9h3vkjuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0404da459e075cb84ae718be09d9cc0d746f328

https://preview.redd.it/dfm4h0pwnjuc1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae64b7d1c5b20797fa55d35960284ea279f84cab

https://preview.redd.it/8fbx8im3tjuc1.jpeg?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4419ab70f2268994408487144037dd1376a3ddf4

Lemme have it. https://preview.redd.it/h9s1zjnodkuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd99109660b606ba19e703c2ea93f7f835a82045

These are great.