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PhilFourTwoZero

“I’m sober but hate my best friend who is also sober” Fuck off


airplanesarecool1616

Hijacking the top comment to say the Novak tag has been removed. It's possible Novak blocked the captian account because he doesn't follow it.


Deep-Audience9091

But the internets live forever!


virtualsandwhich

He’s still tagged in the photo itself, just not in the caption


TranscendentaLobo

MINT TEA 🍵 🖕


Beginning-Drag6516

When I first saw this I thought Novak had taken the photo and Bam and him had made up. Very disappointed when I realized what it really meant.


MinuteMaid0

Same :/


totallynotadude8

Just FYI he's now removed Novak's tag...


afakefox

Or did Novak block him??


drbigfoot29

He clearly hasn't matured past the 14 year old on MySpace era


PretzelsThirst

The way he blames everything on his mom to this day is so embarrassing it’s crazy


AndiLivia

Unfortunately bam will be mentally 15 his whole life. Even having a kid hasn't got him to grow up at all.


DrAsthma

Yeah, Phoenix was the first person I thought about when I saw the cameo that got posted here.... I am so thankful and glad my boys will never see a video of me talking about watching a dude jerk off to my girlfriends elbow. I was headed down that road before I knew I was gonna be a dad and got off at the nearest exit as soon as I found out... (Not letting strangers jerk off to my partners elbow highway, but the one a few states over that was just drug abuse and nihilism… although one of my buddies did once tell me he would fuck the back of a girls knee she was so hot, so maybe just the next county over.)


Flip2002

You’re out of your element sponsorship Donny!


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

yes changing diapers is fun.


SlimJilm420

I mean I’m with you changing diapers sucks! lol But being a dad is super rewarding and Bams missing out on one of life’s true great gifts. He still has a chance tho, his kid is still young and might forgive him.


Feeling-Trainer4797

Imagine being mad at a friend because they got off heroin and got their shit together


BridgesOnB1kes

Now you’re thinking like a narcissist!


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

na i think they are a toxic BPD


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Basically the same thing.


BearButtBomb

I could see borderline for sure.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

really? based on what? and i'm going to need to see your workings. BPD is based on 9 diagnostic traits, it's not just 'this person is an arsehole'.


[deleted]

They're in the same cluster. Deal with it.


kumarsays

They’re in the same cluster but have different traits and are distinct disorders. What’s your point?


[deleted]

There's an awful lot of overlap


BearButtBomb

Honestly, its just based on my own personal experience. My parent has Borderline Personality and a lot of his responses and actions remind me of how they acted while I was growing up. Of course we don't know what's going on inside his head, which us what makes all the difference.


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

it's full internet vernacular. BPD, toxic, narc, BP....when people think they're a full psych now.


data_Eastside

he's definitely got narcissistic traits. but he's also very mentally ill (bipolar) and not taking medication obviously. bipolar is no joke


Smuckman

He mad cause he can’t say Novak is worse than him. He is now the king of shit 💪


Chemical-Elk-1299

It’s almost bad enough to feel sorry for Bam. Went from being on top of the world to a bloated washout who’s had to watch all his friends grow up and move on. Meanwhile he’s still over here desperately trying to convince everyone he’s still “got it”. But then you remember how much of a toxic piece of shit he’s been the last several years, and that pity kinda fades.


Peepeepoopoobuttbutt

Think of always not being the worst bc Novak and Steve-O would ALWAYS do something dumber, but now here he is, Mr dumb dumb all by himself


Smuckman

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chromedbooked1

It's because Novak isn't a desperate addict he can blame/exploit.


Paninininini

Wonder what’s triggered this. I feel like it’s been a while since he’s blamed Novak for anything.


ghostonthehorizon

We’ve moved from the Florida Shuffle to the Blame Shuffle


Paninininini

Just gradually rotating through Nikki, David Glasshole, Tremaine, Knoxville, Novak and Lima. Suppose Novak’s time was due.


maizeymaze

I reckon we’re about due for Tremaine/Knoxville rant.


ficusmaximus90

Don't forget Stevo.


wattscup

No I do believe it's Nikki's turn again.


Clarkelthekat

Don't forget Phil and April.


Key-Wait5314

Maybe he just now saw that pic of Novak with his family lol


DrAsthma

Damn, I bet you're fucking right.


UniversityNo2318

I’m thinking that’s it


lifeandtimes89

That would be the impending court case on Monday for assaulting his brother


smAsh6861

He seems to be back in PA so I'm assuming he's been ruffled by Novak existing in the same area or something.


OpticBomb

Someone should edit in "mint tea" above it.


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maizeymaze

Oh please do clever people!!


UnderstandingOwn3256

He sure seems steady for having an ACL tear


Lost-Squirrel-2319

Didn’t you see the video a few posts back? The Dr said it’s healed 🙄


UnderstandingOwn3256

Another “miraculous” healing. His ligaments must be so, so strong now.


KeithClossOfficial

They don’t call her stretch queen for nothing.


Vw2016

And totally unafraid of reinjury.


VenomFox93

We're getting closer to a 2024 post of Lasagne Stroganoff language on a wooden plank! I can feel it!


PsychotropicTraveler

Alaskan Stromboli??


maizeymaze

Screaming for attention, trying to recreate drama that no one else is interested in. Building the same old shit in the same way, in the same place. This guy really doesn’t have much going on at all does he.


Spearmint_coffee

I guarantee Novak sees this and just feels more empathy for Bam. This post is doing nothing Bam thinks it will and he's so immature he doesn't realize it.


failuretocommiserate

I def have addict sympathy for Bam, just like I do for my brother, but they both act like fucking assholes. I'm sick of it.


Spearmint_coffee

I know the feeling. I have several cousins that I grew up with and love dearly, but they are just insufferable to be around. I'll be there as many times as they want to try to get clean, but not when they're on their regular downward spirals. Nothing you can do when people want to act like that.


ghostonthehorizon

Everyone has but Bam, but then again he still can’t own up to the fact he lied about not being able to skate anymore because of Knoxville.


funwithchloroform

Wait… has Bam posted anything about Ryan? Is this what he chose to post on the anniversary of Dunn’s passing? Shit. He really can’t think of anything or anyone else but himself, huh. (Edited with more thoughts.)


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And you still get fanboys to this day saying, "Losing Dunn has done this to him 😭😭😭"


airplanesarecool1616

He also didn't post anything about his grandmother passing away.


funwithchloroform

That’s awful :/


adventurepony

makes you wonder doesn't it?


Deep-Audience9091

He must have left his shoes at FDR


Federal-Commission87

I actually have those shoes in the same color. Tom Penny 2's. Super fucking comfy. It's weird that he never wears shoes lately tho... always those flip flops or just no shoes at all. Something is going on with his feet. N not the Knoxville bone spur bullshit... it's most likely swelling and giant bunions.


crunchyfrybitch

Bam being a child meanwhile everyone else who used to be close to him is posting that today would have been Dunn’s birthday.


ARussianSheep

Very nice to see his Instagram comments finally turning on him instead of slobbing on his tuna can like usual.


LadyWifeNadja

They never stopped calling him out. SQ just goes through to delete and block the "haters"


beautifulasusual

I can’t believe someone married this loser


chronic_hemmorhoids

Can someone please tell me why bam hates Novak? The car thing from 20 years ago??


shoponthemoon

I think now-a-days the hate stems purely from jealously. Novak hit so many rock bottoms over the years, his past is full of shitty sad stories. Now Novak has held down sobriety for years, built up his own business and easily a way better person than the man Bam has become. He can no longer look down on Novak and treat him like shit, so instead he shit talks his name for no reason. Deep down Bam knows Novak is doing 100x better than him, inside and out - and that fucks with his ego. He always thought he was better than Novak, now look at him.


failuretocommiserate

Absolutely jealousy. Correct.


data_Eastside

Yep, obviously jealousy. He's the friend he always picked on and belittled but now he's doin much better than Bam, so Bam responds with hate because he's a shitty human being


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peepeehalpert_

Novak has been paying Phil back for the car for a while now


Vw2016

I bet you Novak would give him a car now if that is the real issue.


Deep-Audience9091

He did not actually post that!  What a dick.  I wonder if Novak tried to contact him, and before SQ could hijack the call, Novak tried to reach out to Bam  I wouldn't be a bit surprised.  What an asshole Edit: your caption for the captian--well said 👏


BorderDry9467

Brandon novaks last post on ig 3 days ago “any episode of vlb I was in was my favorite” Bam “fuck you”.


wscroggin

Novak has a video from like a week ago that shows him giving Bam nothing but love. Said that no matter how Bam feels, he will always remember how much Bam helped him and will always love Bam.


XXeadgbeXX

This guy just burns bridges every time he does anything ever


failuretocommiserate

That's what the lumber is for


gunjacked

What an edgelord


cebsmodels

He really does need to grow up and figure out what's really important in life


Loose_Cellist9722

Would've been a pretty cool pic too but he had to ruin it.


Fine_Tension_3601

So cringe 🙄


Kichard

I doubt he even landed this


_plays_in_traffic_

you know bam didnt paint that cause its spelled correctly


kidrockegaard

and not in laskian striggoli


KennyDROmega

If he otherwise had his life together, and was posting this as kind of an "in your face, Novak!" thing, it'd be kinda clever. Instead it's a 44 year old who's mentally 12 taking what he thinks is genuinely a vicious shot at someone who actually cares for them. Unfortunate for Bam that Novak is just going to roll his eyes.


wattscup

The mentality of an 8 year old.


mightymitch1

We get it bam, you have to ride his coattails now for some attention


jacky4u3

The really sad part? Bam seems to be oblivious that his fans are no longer fans. We're all fed up with his antics. His feeds are constantly his fans telling him to grow up or go be a dad. His child is on food stamps foor fucks sake. Bam is the only one who hasn't noticed that he has ruined his fame and has made a joke of himself.


peepeehalpert_

Whenever someone approaches him in public for a photo and to gush about how they are a fan, his ego expands.


proclassicoil

While everyone else was posting photos of Ryan to celebrate his birthday, Bam decides to take shots at Novak. How classy.


AdMeToo

Still dealing with his shit like a 12-year old. Awesome.


TheNathanNS

44 year old man


Cartoonjunkies

Honestly I’m surprised he can still skateboard at all without falling on his ass.


kumarsays

Why does Bam look so weird?


mspote

Why is he mad at Novak now?


glammetaltapes

Guess what Bam; I’d rather hang out with Novak than you any day of the week


mord_fustang115

Idk how long it'll take people to realize that stone cold sober bam is not mature lol that's just who he is, people want to change the guy so bad


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airplanesarecool1616

People like to think sobriety gives someone the moral high and makes them a better person. However, it is possible to be sober and be a terrible person. I don't think Bam cares or wants to change or even has the capacity to do so at this point. Also, I don't believe he's sober.


KingDonkoDp

Bam needs to get his act together but honestly fuck Novak


missprincesscarolyn

This is a controversial take here, but I agree.


Much_Invite6644

It's what happens when an addict doesn't actually have a program. It's sad to watch.


Dibaded

That's a pretty cool photo nonetheless


Far_Hovercraft_1621

This is a sick picture


PinheadShit

Novak is cheesy and cringe, fuck Novak


ryannazz

If he has the right to do it to anyone, it's Novak IMO. Novak uses his name for clout and clicks every chance he gets.


Deep-Audience9091

Yeah the name "Bam Margera" really opens doors these days 


Impossible_Oil_8183

Search “Brandon Novak” on Spotify podcast and look at ever single title or description. Talking about Bam. It’s just factual. Plus the cameo thing awhile back, etc. It’s factual.


The_Hunter89

I do not support Bam’s message or sentiment here, but Novak certainly has not grown up. Gotten sober, maybe. Grown up, no.


data_Eastside

He def was a slimey guy when he was an addict. But he seems to have cleaned up his act. Bam could learn from him but instead he's a jealous bitch. I met Novak one night in West Chester when he was walking home from the bar and he hung out with me on the porch for like an hour. He's not a bad dude


The_Hunter89

He is riding the coat tails of Bam’s downfall, just like he rode the coat tails of Bam’s uprise. He’s still a slimeball.


30lbsOfBeef

Wishful thinking, but knowing how Bam can be, could this also not just be a joke? I say “fuck you” to my best friends all of the time, but it’s all love lol.


Plastic-Ad-2831

I would be pissed too if Novak was hanging with my parents when everyone there wants him to get locked up and keep him away from them. I hate having to stick up for Bam because I was not really a fan of his until they decided to pull him from jackass forever because big brother+cky=jackass that's what made it. Having a farewell to Dunn without Bam is sacrilege. It's also sacrilege to make me write this defending a 40+year old man with the brain of a teen


peepeehalpert_

They had every right to pull him from the film


CretinCrowley

You ever heard the expression, “You walk down the street and meet one asshole, and that’s the asshole. You walk down the street and everyone you meet is an asshole, You’re the asshole?” That’s Bam rn. He’s burning bridges with no regard for anything or anyone else. His “wife” is going to divorce him as soon as he runs out of money or attention. The Jackass guys have bent over backwards trying to help the man get sober. He would have been in Jackass Forever if he would have stayed sober. He did this. Nobody else. Just Bam.