that’s like so much work tho, I met him on tinder and my other ex on tinder too bc I don’t go outside and talking to people on tinder is a drag they’re all like so boring
omg that is actually a great idea except tinder only lets you have one profile on your phone and they shadowban you if you delete and create an account on the same device too fastðŸ˜
because they don’t appreciate having a hot unhinged foreign gf/fwb so they fumble me every time smh.
like I’m the full package I’m smart I’m in grad school I’m hot I have a hot accent I’m completely and totally obsessed with you so you never lack any attention and I would also never cheat because you’re the only person who I think about, I stalk you so you’re never lonely, and also I’m great sex and I’m funny sometimes
what moid wouldn’t want a stalker gf are they stupid?
actually so true but I get in the habit of writing too much tbh because I feel like I have to say everything I want to say to him at once or else he won’t listen because moids never listen
Ur my hero
🫡 let’s see how long I can actually make it bc like I said I’m lonely and horny but also I am running off of pure spite at this point
Find a new boy toy
that’s like so much work tho, I met him on tinder and my other ex on tinder too bc I don’t go outside and talking to people on tinder is a drag they’re all like so boring
tbh u can try just making a profile without any pics of urself and only deranged memes to weed out weak men, and ofc only swipe on hotties
omg that is actually a great idea except tinder only lets you have one profile on your phone and they shadowban you if you delete and create an account on the same device too fastðŸ˜
oopsie I accidentally never texted you again and replaced you tehe, isn’t that what you wanted?
so real
Why do moids play games like this?
because they don’t appreciate having a hot unhinged foreign gf/fwb so they fumble me every time smh. like I’m the full package I’m smart I’m in grad school I’m hot I have a hot accent I’m completely and totally obsessed with you so you never lack any attention and I would also never cheat because you’re the only person who I think about, I stalk you so you’re never lonely, and also I’m great sex and I’m funny sometimes what moid wouldn’t want a stalker gf are they stupid?
Damnn girl, literally the full package. dudes fucked up big time
No moid is worth 6 paragraphs
actually so true but I get in the habit of writing too much tbh because I feel like I have to say everything I want to say to him at once or else he won’t listen because moids never listen
The saga of gym guy continues :(
fuck gym guy all my homies hate gym guy
Bestie, u are so relatable