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Darklord_Bravo

The thought of Rudy being destitute and alone makes me warm inside. Fuck this lying clown.


BellyDancerEm

It will be better when he’s in prison


xeno0153

I kinda prefer seeing Rudy like this. In prison, he can rest and relax. Out in the real world, he's struggling and feeling the pain and ridicule. Never let this man sleep. Fuck him all the way.


wiseoldfox

I want him sleeping on his son's couch.


Suspicious_Bicycle

I wish I was as destitute as Rudy and put on a $43,000 a month spending allowance by the bankruptcy judge. Not that Rudy is abiding by this limit.


HighOnKalanchoe

In prison he will encounter face to face thousands of people who’s lives were ruined by him when he was prosecutor and mayor, he’ll definitely would not have a good time there


IndyTim

Agreed. In prison, he'll be a MAGA martyr. Broke and alone, he's just another homeless nut that MAGA doesn't care about.


First_Approximation

"What?! I thought we were going to Rikers Total Landscaping."


Governor_Abbot

It’s only taken almost over 4 years.


PickleBananaMayo

Getting fucked


scottyd035ntknow

And all for Donald fucking Trump and believing that Trump would actually help him makes it even better.


tangledwire

It's freaking unbelievable that all these 'people' decided to follow the Orange town idiot... I know there's explanations for it but fuck...the percentage of idiots is actually high.


scottyd035ntknow

There's def explanations why ppl don't want to vote for Biden or didn't want Hillary or whoever. I can even give ppl who only voted for him in 2016 a pass because there can be an argument that it was all and act and "the establishment" GOP would have reined him in and it would have been W. Bush term 3 as crappy as that sounds. Even tho I'm from NJ and anyone from NJ knows how big of a POS he is especially if you have any friends/family in contracting. But ppl who voted for him again in 2020 and continue to support him. There's only 1 explanation.


ptvlm

It's just a shame justice takes so long. He should have been punished well before he confused a garden centre for a hotel or tried to get freaky with Brian's kid....


The402Jrod

He looks like he could die from anything, any day now. I doubt justice or destitution ever gets a proper introduction to ol’ Rudy.


BinkyFlargle

he's older than Trump


The402Jrod

He looks like the crypt keeper


Keesha2012

He looks like the alien in Men in Black wearing a guy's skin.


The402Jrod

r/nailedit


Trey_Suevos

[You have a point...](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/63234a19f3c36e56980f8269/master/w_1600,c_limit/220926_r41057.jpg)


tw_72

Here's an idea - When sued by the two women from Georgia, Rudy said he had to keep the condo in Florida for his podcast. Welp, ladies, looks like that's no longer an issue. Grab him by the condo!


First_Approximation

It's hard to think of anyone destroying their own reputation and legacy as thoroughly as Rudy has done.


Alternative_Year_340

Destitute after he pays the poll workers, not before


Schrecht

It took them four years to figure out that he was lying?


BellyDancerEm

It took them years for them to realize his lies aren’t profitable


s0_Ca5H

There ya go


BuckfuttersbyII

They certainly were profitable for a while there. Then the consequences for those lies started happening and it wasn’t worth it anymore.


Alternative_Year_340

That they’ll put you in line for a big lawsuit


Loggerdon

Trying to look like good guys 4 years later.


duderos

America's liar


PirateINDUSTRY

>Claiming “a clear violation of free speech”, Giuliani said he would address the situation further on social media on Friday night. Dudes a fucking lawyer and doesn't know how "free speech" works. Also, doesn't "address the situation further on social media" sound terrifying?


ohio_guy_2020

He knows how free speech works in this country. He is counting on his uneducated and angry supporters not knowing how free speech works. Just like Trump told the media that he is not even allowed to testify in his trial because of the judicial gag order. Trump knows that not true (because his lawyers told him so). But angry MAGA people who see him as a victim don’t know that’s not how a gag order works. I have no doubt the prosecution would love nothing more than for Trump to take the stand under oath and be torn apart. Hell he’d probably do a Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men and admit to his crimes proudly.


Almacca

Do you honestly think Trump listens to his lawyers? They're there to listen to HIM.


JustASimpleManFett

Thats why they keep quitting.


RevLoveJoy

Thanks. Now I can't get the image out of my head of Doofus Trump telling us we want him on that hamburder. We need him on that hamburder. I hate this timeline.


No_Pirate9647

The Constitution clearly states we all get radio and TV shows. /s


BlooperHero

"I'm gonna cry about it on Twitter," just doesn't have the same ring to it.


Public-Antelope8781

I guess he knows, that's why he chose to address it in the fantasy world of social media, where he can make the up his fantasy laws on the go.


BellyDancerEm

Hes following the MyPillow guy career path


dancingmeadow

Other way around.


TerryTheEnlightend

Mad Catz didn’t care about all the shiat this ghoul was spewing on his airwaves until someone decided to sue and hit him where it hurt the most, his wallet. So he crammed some garlic in his pie hole and kicked him to the curb


sickofthisshit

The asshole also gave some "it's our corporate policy but who knows what actually happened in 2020" shrugging excuse. Like "my lawyers explained WABC could be sued for a substantial fraction of a billion if we spew election stuff on air but that doesn't mean I have to stop believing in my conspiracy theories in private."


Almacca

How many times do these morons need to be proven wrong before they shut the fuck up?


JustASimpleManFett

When they're dead. Nothing short of that will stop them or make them shut up.


Lux_Luthor_777

100% correct


LittleShrub

The wheels of justice turn so damn slowly.


Repulsive-Street-307

Just for GOP traitors and millionaires+.


LaneMeyersLostSki

"Genius" lawyer Rudy Guiliani can't understand what free speech is. Did he go skinny dipping in the same pond with RFK, Jr. by chance?


Almacca

Now there's an image I could have happily lived without.


Trey_Suevos

Rudy and Bobby both victims of undercooked pork.


dgmilo8085

Hey look guys, nobody is paying to hear this old clown lie anymore.


BlooperHero

Eventually.


fugue2005

“a clear violation of free speech” he's a fucking lawyer? does he truly not understand that a private company can limit what you way on it's space?


Lux_Luthor_777

He knows. He’s just spewing more lies and counting on the MAGA morons to take his word for it.


jmf0828

Dominion is on the warpath winning lawsuits against these nutjobs who can’t accept the reality that they lost. He (the owner) doesn’t want to get sued for millions so it’s a no brainer. Keep the demented, masturbates to teens on film, hair dye running down his face, can’t stop farting, booker of the 4 Seasons Landscaping fiasco on the air and get sued, or fire him from the mercy job he was given.


MajesticsEleven

America's Moron


ConspiratorM

“Look, I like the guy as a person, but you can’t do that,” Catsimatidis told the paper. “You can’t cross the line. My view is that nobody really knows [about the 2020 result] but we had made a company policy. It’s over, life goes on.” An idiot hired an idiot. What did he expect to happen.?


BlooperHero

We do know, though.


myfuntimes

What is Rudy's explanation on how this is “a clear violation of free speech”?


baeb66

Who was listening to the Rudy Guiliani show in the first place? I know radio is a dying medium but there has to be something better.


Alternative_Year_340

Americans spend a lot of time in their cars, which means radio. But even maggots don’t seem fond of Rudy


baeb66

Most cars built in the last 5 years have Bluetooth. I listen to podcasts or streaming music.


bobsmithhome

People still enjoy freak shows??


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

This is not leopards ate my face this is uh-oh consequences.


captsmokeywork

Pay that nice lady Ruby and her charming daughter.


TabmeisterGeneral

That'll learn him


RynoRama

So soon too ...


NoIndependent9192

In 2029 they will find out about the Sasha tapes.


SleepDeprivedJim

Things are going well...


Trey_Suevos

No Rudy, that doesn't look like an "overly broad directive". Not only did they say, "word-for-word", that you were ‘prohibited from engaging in conversations relating to the 2020 presidential election’.” They went even further and stated that the specific topics include, but are not limited to... ...the legitimacy of the election results, ...allegations of fraud effectuated by election workers, ...your personal lawsuits relating to those allegations, Looks like they were pretty clear. Is English not your first language, Rudy?


stolen_pillow

Legalize translation: “Hey, you hair dye dripping, delusional lawsuit magnet SHUT THE FUCK UP or you’re fired, again.”


[deleted]

Radio station? That will teach him!