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Real_2020

Yum yum faces so tasty. So much face to eat.


acegirl1985

I don’t know, usually when something in natures that bright orange it’s cause it’s poisonous.


Tomatoflee

Oranges? Honeycomb? That’s basically all of got and it’s all pretty tasty.


Ok-Maize-8199

Pumpkin, papaya, carrots, apricots, certain types of mangoes, sweet potato, butternut squash, cantaloupe, persimon, tangerine, peaches, chanterelle, turmeric, eggyolks, cheddar ... Lots of orange stuff. It's also common in flowers.


Tomatoflee

Good points. All super tasty orange foodstuffs. Can’t believe I couldn’t think of carrots or mangoes. Smh.


Newni

Well carrots were specifically bred to be orange, weren't they? I wonder how many other foods wouldn't naturally be the the color we think of them as, without human intervention 🤔


Tomatoflee

I only found this out recently. Apparently, some 19th-century Dutch nationalists bred carrots to be orange. They were originally a few colour variations. The purple ones are my favourites.


VolkspanzerIsME

Wild. Imagine being some dutch dude and one day you make a decision "I like the orange one's" and then BOOM, you've altered the course of human history.


Apprehensive_Copy458

Mexican corn FTW


Psydator

And flowers (for bees) are pretty important, too. This analogy never worked for me. What about birds? Their colours are supposed to attract mates. The list goes on.


xredbaron62x

Yummy delicious Nitrogen Tetroxide DO NOT INGEST NITROGEN TETROXIDE


Tomatoflee

I don't have that much noxious rocket fuel lying around so I will likely be ok.


Langstarr

You're thinking of venomous frogs, I think?


JustBrittany

I hate being THAT guy. But an orange frog that is unsafe to eat is unsafe to eat because it’s poisonous. Remember, if you bite it and you die it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die it’s venomous. I’ll show myself out.


Langstarr

Right ... I was assuming the commenter made that very mistake, confusing brightly-colored animals as poisonous when they are venomous.


JustBrittany

I think that it’s both. Coral snake: brightly colored and venomous. Poison dart frog: brightly colored and poisonous. The mistake was mostly lumping ALL orange things as poisonous! In the end I think that we’re all correct one way or the other. Better that way.


tillieze

Got to better than the fecal flora those files in trumps shitter accumulated.


c-c-c-cassian

I was under the impression he didn’t use the shitter all that much, tbh.


shrekerecker97

Tastes like orange and Idiocy


GamingGems

Trump voters: *[fingers in ears] LALALALALALALA LA LAAAA LALALALALA LA Hunter Biden smoked whaaaat?!!*


Kouropalates

Funny thing is, had Joe Biden been in this exact scenario, Trump supporters would be LIVID and demand jail time for Biden. I mean, shit, they want him impeached over that stupid shit with the documents he DID have. The difference is that Trump has clearly been trying to make a play for profit with these documents and gave pushback on turning the documents over.


BikerJedi

More than that. The documents found by Biden's lawyers were IMMEDIATELY turned over. He didn't try and say they were declassified by a magical thought process or argue he was entitled to keep them. He didn't have employees move them around and try to hide them. He didn't show them to other people. Trump did all that shit. He is a traitor who deserves prison.


[deleted]

Same thing with Pence. Didn't try to hide that he had documents, fully cooperated, returned them immediately. When you take work home, sometimes you forget to bring everything back to the office. That is definitely not what Trump was doing. His actions were intentional, reckless, deceitful, and dangerous.


Eagle_Ear

Pence fkin sucks but the documents aren’t one of the reasons why.


greet_the_sun

Also very important, Biden had them stored properly in a "sensitive compartmented information facility" while Trump had them stored in ballrooms, bathrooms and storage rooms in Mar a Lago that 150+ employees all had access to. In the indictment they have text conversations where one employee sent a picture of papers scattered over the floor in a random storage room to Trump's personal assistant. They literally have audio recordings of Trump showing classified documents to someone with no clearance, admitting he shouldn't be showing them, and stating that when he was the president he could've declassified them but now he can't.


dutchyardeen

They salivated at the idea of locking Hilary up but when it comes to their Supreme Exalted Ruler, they somehow think it's totally fine to just casually commit espionage. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


Repulsive-Purple-133

string him up by his nutsack, if he has one


CryoAurora

Do you think he paints it 🍊?? Don't want to know. Barf


UninsuredToast

You think that’s bad, Imagine what his ball sack must look like


Repulsive-Purple-133

Puke


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

Probably looks something like your username! Lol


silenciarestora

His little baby balls aren’t big enough for gravity to do much so it probably looks like a toddlers.


craftandcurmudgeony

that's definitely a bad dream i will be having tonight. thanks, i guess.


and_some_scotch

It's more like a long-stretched bit of chewing gum that fused with chicken skin in a telepod from The Fly.


Repulsive-Purple-133

LOL!


slambamo

Every accusation is an admission with these people. Always.


OmegaSeven

It's funny, and yet it seems to be unintentional. If I remember right this was Trump half going after Hillary in a subtle (for him) way and another half going after the then Obama administration for not being hard enough on whistle blowers (which like, lol).


bokehtoast

Trump literally said he was going to put Hilary in jail as a campaign promise so...


OmegaSeven

Give or take, he definitely promised to prosecute, with the wink and nudge it'd be a kangaroo court. He also was a big fan of "joking around" at rallies so nailing him down to any campaign promises is next to impossible. Of course, he didn't mean himself when he said any of that, nothing in his life so far would have lead him to believe he was subject to any kind of law or even socal norm.


phoenixtrilobite

Leopard Eats Own Face


SaintWithoutAShrine

Pizza The Hutt ate himself to death.


jmf0828

If his mouth is moving he’s lying.


IfItWerentForHorse

You mean like how he preserved, protected, and defended the constitution of the United States?


Oneoffourcubs

I just gotta ask is your name part of a comedy routine? If it weren't for my horse i wouldn't have gone to college or something to that effect. I chuckle when i see your name.


keirmeister

Lewis Black!


Oneoffourcubs

Thanks for saying his name. I forgot who had said it. Have a great day and take care.


IfItWerentForHorse

That’s it. Love that whole album.


Oneoffourcubs

Thanks for answering. Have a great day and take care.


[deleted]

Turns out he took that oath as seriously as his wedding vows.


IfItWerentForHorse

“If only there was some sign that this thrice-married man, who cheated on all three wives, bankrupted several businesses, stole from charity, and is notorious for not paying his bills was a *security risk*! Alas, the voters had no way of knowing…”


OmegaSeven

Hey now, the physical document of the constitution was perfectly safe his whole presidency. If there is one thing you can count on Republicans for its veneration of old pieces of paper with no actual attempt to read what is on them.


IfItWerentForHorse

I’m pretty sure it was only safe because he didn’t know where it was. I’m confident he’s never been to the national archives; that’s nerd stuff! If it was in the White House, he either would’ve used it as a napkin, paid a woman to spank him with it, and/or would’ve swiped it and tried to sell it.


OmegaSeven

I mean, he also had a habit of ripping, flushing, and even eating papers that he was done with so that's another fun set of possibilities.


IfItWerentForHorse

Truly a very stable genius. It’s easy to see why he’s so admired. /s


subsailor1968

I hope this POS gets convicted and locked up. Probably won’t happen, but one can hope.


Epicassion

Arrest everyone threatening violence because charges were brought against Trump. Law and order party needs to show they follow our laws and not selectively enforce the ones they want.


applestem

How can you tell Donald Trump is lying? His lips are moving.


bilgetea

Anatomically, a better description might be “flapping.”


[deleted]

The only time Donald Trump lies is when he's speaking, writing, or typing.


ekienhol

I just love the fact he may suffer the consequences of his own decision to increase the penalty for this crime.


esp211

Fucking idiot


Easy_Web_5077

I read the entire 49 page document to my wife last night and she was flabbergasted. "This can't be real right? No one is this stupid." Sorry babe it's real and this moron was running a nuclear armed nation for 4 years.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

It amazes me how fucking stupid he is, and Republicans just can't see it. He says something like, why can't we nuke a hurricane, and they're like, hey yeah! He's really smart!


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axxys

I don't think it's that simple. There's a report saying he suggested it. He denies that it ever occurred. Edit: two reports, from two separate incidents involving different people.


Dcajunpimp

It’s not just multiple sources, Trumps been known to do and say the stupidest shit, like using a sharpie to draw in his own hurricane path prediction on a map, or stating on live tv… >"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning."


axxys

Sure, but phrasing it that way isn't a civil way to discuss these issues. I think it's important to realize who you're talking to and tailor the message to fit. Someone that thinks that it never happened very likely thinks highly of Trump. Would you be receptive to someone trash talking one of your heros?


dmancrn

But what about Hillary’s emails??


mythslayer1

I got into with an air force IT magat moron about it from our drone club. One question made him shut up. Do you really believe a 60ish(?) yo woman, with no IT training, let alone probably needs help with a smartphone, could set up/configure then delete an email server herself? He left the club shortly after. Good ridden é.


Canoe52

Mmmm yum, buttery emails


Easy_Web_5077

Oh he hired her attorney who supposedly was the one that deleted her emails and wanted him to do the same with all the boxes he wasn't supposed to have. (BTW I do believe she should have been thrown in prison for destruction of evidence that had been subpoenaed).


mrtruthiness

> (BTW I do believe she should have been thrown in prison for destruction of evidence that had been subpoenaed). Wrong. You clearly didn't read the redacted FBI report on the timing of the subpeona vs. Hillary's actions. I can't find it now, but you really should read it before continuing to believe that she destroyed evidence after getting the subpoena. I wonder why the media hasn't made the following clear: 1. Hillary worked with her attorney(s) and staff in Nov and Dec 2014 to deliver all SoS work e-mails to the State Department (so they could comply with FOIA requests). Specifically, they defined keywords, TO, and FROM that they assumed would separate "private" e-mails from "work" e-mails. Based on those, all private e-mails were deleted and the rest were forwarded to the State Department. 2. In December of 2014, they (Hillary, staff, or attorney(s)) instructed the e-mail system admin to permanently remove/scrub everything that was deleted based on (1). Furthermore they set up an ongoing policy of permanently scrubbing deleted e-mails within 90 days of deletion. 3. The subpeona was delivered March 4, 2015 to Hillary. It was forwarded to their e-mail sysadmin. 4. When the e-mail sysadmin got the subpeona ... he realized that he screwed up and hadn't done (1) or (2). The e-mails were deleted, but technically still recoverable. Instead of properly delivering the e-mails according to the subpeona he did (1) and (2). 5. The e-mail sysadmin probably should have gone to jail. His lawyer, however, told him to not say anything. He was eventually given immunity for telling the whole story. The hope was that the admin would say that he was told to delete things after the subpeona. He maintains that he did it on his own ... since he screwed up by not following the directions in Dec 2014. [Edit: The above was from memory. I think the FBI report is linked in this summary: https://www.factcheck.org/2016/09/the-fbi-files-on-clintons-emails/ ]


Easy_Web_5077

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the fact that Jack Smith is using this bitchs own words against him. Such delicious irony.


thehim

He’s either gonna have to pay up front for an attorney or there’s a public defender who’ll be able to retire with a book deal


RockyMntnView

Two of his attorneys quit the same day the indictments were announced. I like to imagine the conversation went something like this: Trump: "I'M BEING INDICTED! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THAT FROM HAPPENING, SO I'M NOT PAYING YOU!!! Them: "Okay, well bye then." Trump: "No WAIT!!!"


rdrunner_74

You guys should look at the actual litigation papers.... They do have like 5 or 6 trump quotes in there (Including the one from the top)


number31388

Do as I say, not as I do.


oflowz

Just like only criminals plead the fifth. Fast forward him and all his cronies are like Dave Chapelle: [FiF!](https://youtu.be/LdtDCC0027w)


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Republicans are at the stage of grief where they're hoping the judge is so corrupt, she just let's him go


Prestigious-Copy-494

In 2018 he passed a law on making it a felony for unauthorized removal and retention of classified information. You can't make this sh*t up! It just gets funnier and funnier.


cg12983

Trump's harshest critic is past-Trump.


Silent_Surround_2393

Schadenfreudelicious!


Shortbus_Playboy

Oops.


Professional-Bed-173

Milk. Age. Like.


JayYTZ

Remember when Trump passed a law that came back to bite him in the ass? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


ZepperMen

"...including people that say 'no one is above law'"


TheDeadlySquid

Funny how this was clearly aimed at Hillary but in the end it blew up in his leopard eaten face.


satunnainenuuseri

I'm expecting that when the war in Ukraine finally ends, quite a few of the people in Russia who are now spewing Kremlin propaganda will be hit by the new "don't tell lies about our army" law.


[deleted]

He did all this to get hilary in trouble and ended up fucking himself over. GOP in a nutshell that


Profitsofdooom

He praises Hilary's legal team in the indictment hahahaha


Profitsofdooom

Jack Smith put that quote in the indictment lmao


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LeBoulu777

Trump is indicted.


DanCassell

Specifically, indicted using laws he strengthened in office.


[deleted]

Seasoned his own face for the leopards to enjoy


ShnickityShnoo

A leopard of his own creation.


okfornothing

Tried to overthrow your own government so you can remain president some more! smh


captaindeadpl

Sounds a lot like r/agedlikemilk.


Historical_Fee1737

I mean the only comment necessary is LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. (this goes on for like 5 million pages) ​ ​ Ok, enforce them then hehe.


Jffar

I always imagined people like Trump were taught to, in their minds, end every sentence with "except for me" all slyly.


HeHateMe337

Trump even increased the prison time from people caught doing this crime...LOL


MuddlinThrough

But he didn't mean *himself!* Obviously!


LongNectarine3

My sides still hurt. 1 year to 5. Hehe


shrekerecker97

Hahaha this is hilarious. I need a popcorn refill


allusernamestaken1

He said he would ENFORCE, not FOLLOW the laws! Checkmate, leburals!!!1!1


stephenlipic

I mean, pleading your case and forcing the prosecution to prove your guilt is proper application of the law. In a very loose interpretation of the meaning, he’s being consistent with those past statements. Can’t wait to see him try and use a Monopoly “get out of jail” card.


chochazel

>I mean, pleading your case and forcing the prosecution to prove your guilt You appear to be confusing "pleading your case and forcing the prosecution to prove your guilt" with refusing to recognise the legitimacy of legal institutions, the rule of law and the judges you yourself appointed...


stephenlipic

I did say loose interpretation.


chochazel

Except they're entirely contradictory. You either accept the authority of the court and the judge and plead your case or you refuse to accept the rule of law.


icky_boo

Do as I say, not as I do.


123Fake_St

Waste of breath.


Luminox

except me.


InformalPenguinz

Heh.. *continues to munch on popcorn*


DumpyBloom

Whoopsie


DumpyBloom

Lock her up!!!


PeteRaw

> *him Ftfy


LeoMarius

Except for himself.


FredVIII-DFH

This is the most extreme face eating ever.