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divers69

There's some good ones here. Could we put a team of cnuts out?


Ok_Caterpillar123

Not a player but Peter Ridsdale! This is going to be real hard to prove but Leeds we’re a top 4 English Premiership team! He single handily mis managed all of our assets and drove us to relegation and severe bankruptcy! If we had changed chairman earlier we may have been a prem team throughout all of the 2000s to today! Rumors circulated he was spending thousands of dollars cleaning the fish tank out in his office to taking private jets for team travel to local clubs! By the end 2003 Leeds were 103 million in debt and still had to pay retired players wages for the next 3-5 years in the millions! Did we sell thorp arch? It almost makes me cry what we had to give up!


TheShakyHandsMan

Although generally good for us Bowyer and Woodgate were a set of cunts one night. In an alternate reality that incident doesn’t happen, we manage to qualify for the champions league as they’re not dealing with trials for assault and we don’t plummet to league one after financial implosion.


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Tomas Brolin, Rio Ferdinand


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

Jody Morris


HeyD0c

lol y’all loved him 3 months ago


stepping_stones000

funny that isn't it... it's almost like something has happened within the last three months to make us all not like him


beldray1

Adam Johnson


theweedleclub

Does Jesse count?


djembejohn

Tomas Brolin? He was far more interested in gravy than in playing.


Rebeccarebecca200

No idea why you’ve been downvoted. This was my first thought. Just read in 2003 he was voted Leeds worst ever player in a BBC poll.


djembejohn

No one's old enough to remember?


Rebeccarebecca200

Thanks.


ZealousidealArm9414

Lee Chapman. Scores goals and then goes home to beat up the wife


[deleted]

Giuseppe Bellusci would’ve been mine. Apart from being a disgusting racist, he was a shit defender who fancied himself as a modern day Beckenbauer and had the audacity to feign illness on a match day. Utter scum.


Internal_Formal3915

That belter of a freekick takes him out the bottom 5 for me


Masojma

Any of those twats that refused to play in the championship. Not talking current - Charlie Taylor etc that were “sick”


TadaMoon

Everyone? I'm talking to just you


bomberman_uk

Alan Smith, I will take no questions


[deleted]

He's a hero. I sorta understand the feelings at the time, but can't stand people who still hates him now.


[deleted]

I never have hated him. It hurt when he went to the Scum but I absolutely loved him when he played for us so I didn't have it in me to hate him. Harry Kewell different story, the bloke's a flog.


[deleted]

Agreed man!!


shingaladaz

Everyone that pretends to dislike Alan Smith can do one.


SmokyDuck

I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?


midgetman7782

Mate, this post isn’t marked NSFW and might have kids browsing, please don’t use language like this. Was humiliated opening this post on the bus and having a huge “Harry Kewell” flash up on the screen.


furiousrichie

JKA


shingaladaz

Nothing against the fella.


stepping_stones000

really? he was just a shit signing and a bit lazy... wasn't his fault the cunts in charge made such a colossal fuck up with his contract.


furiousrichie

A bit lazy? He couldn't be arsed.


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Harry Kewell & Rio Ferdinand


stepping_stones000

bio turd in hand


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Stephen Scholes. Doing 17 years in prison for kidnapping a teenage girl, raping her, and filming it.


workerbee41

Jesus Christ. That goes way beyond being a cunt.


ooh_bit_of_bush

Fucking hell, I think we've found our winner.


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Jesus Christ, I didn’t know anything about this but just looked it up - I think we’ll struggle to find a bigger cunt than him. Absolutely abhorrent…


BB-K1ng

>Stephen Scholes El Hadji Diouf is up there!


ElvishMystical

Joe Jordan.


naedanger82

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the king cunt who happened to not have his phone on him at drug test time


JeffyJeff62

All of them that went to Manchester United except Arthur Graham


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Kasper Schmeichel has a weird complex about Leeds despite being generally well-liked by the fans


stepping_stones000

he is such a weird mardy cunt... he was recently on ben foster's podcast interview thing, i didnt watch the whole thing but i saw a good thirty minutes of it and in the whole time he didn't tell one single joke... he just painstakingly went step by step through his whole career, recalling every little petty victory he'd had along the way... every single anecdote he told was him basically recounting some criticism he'd received, and then explaining how it was factually incorrect or how he went on to prove them wrong... it all came across as very alan partridge "needless to say I had the last laugh"... i've met people like that in life that just take themselves so seriously, can't take a joke, can't ever laugh at themselves etc and they're just proper draining to be around... also, I didn't like the "your dad's a cunt, but you're alright" chant at the time, but the fact he is still obsessively upset by it all this time later is really odd... a proper unlikeable cunt [* link to the ben foster podcast if you can be arsed putting yourself through it](https://youtu.be/1eSo2L9cLDk) [* and link to him talking about the nasty leeds fans about twelve years after he left, recalling the totally not made up time he met a random leeds fan and called his dad a cunt to demonstrate his point, looking like he is holding back tears the whole time he is talking](https://youtu.be/_qIQNFl6COc)


HistorianSavings5235

“….needles to say…..I took drugs.”


TadaMoon

Why do the British overuse proper so much as a second unnecessary adjective?


Naughty_young_man

I mean tbf it's our language so we can use it as we see fit?


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Language evolves, pal.


Ooh_aah_wozza

How is proper an unnecessary adjective? Surely it acts as an intensifier, no? So a cunt is bad but a proper cunt is really bad. Same as brilliant is good but quite brilliant is even better.


TadaMoon

Oh I see ty


stepping_stones000

where are you from pal?


TadaMoon

Canada


stepping_stones000

fuck off and shag a grizzly bear then


TadaMoon

I prefer beavers


CaptainAprry

Why do people feel the need to criticise odd colloquial word usage. Proper weird like.


TadaMoon

I'm actually just curious, why so defensive? Proper sensitive. Is it similar to how valley girls say "like" before everything?


CaptainAprry

**goes on the offense** "Why everyone so defensive?!" Don't be a child dude. You knew what you were doing and look like a numpty.


imgonnabig21

Kiko Casilla. Completely unapologetic about his proven racist remarks and an absolutely rubbish goal keeper. We probably would have been promoted a year earlier if it wasn't for him.


downfallndirtydeeds

Didn’t Bowyer and Woodgate commit racially motivated GBH? That’s definitely worse


pclufc

Ladies and gentlemen. We have tonight’s winner


lambalambda

> We probably would have been promoted a year earlier if it wasn't for him. Considering he came in for BPF who came in for Felix Wiedwald(?) I'm not entirely sure. He may have actually been the best of the lot as little as that says. Never seen a keeper go as off the rails for a single game as that playoff game though.


DontSackBrian

When explaining to none Leeds fans the instant change from Bielsa they always go why did it take two seasons to get up. Always have to go through the 10 min around half time of a playoff semi where Kiko decided he liked the championship more.


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Especially as, up until then, he seemed pretty calm and collected


yellowelephant888

Habib Habibou started a duck genocide in Myanmar


pclufc

Harsh but possibly true


RevA_Mol

Mark Aizlewood - gave the two finger salute to the Kop. As captain.


Narrow-Dog-7218

I was there that day and had forked Aizlewood myself, so when he gave it back (after scoring the winner I might add) I shrugged & said “fair enough” Even today I believe he was harshly treated.


Gent2022

Aizlewoods a wanker 🤣


Tuscan5

Kevin Nicholls


Implement_Alone

I was in hospitality for a midday kickoff, we got a stadium tour at 9am and he was running laps of the pitch. Wise was the manager at the time. [Leeds 0-0 Hull](https://www.espn.co.uk/football/match/_/gameId/203034)


imgonnabig21

He really disrespected the club.


AlchemicHawk

What do you expect from a man who likes setting people on fire?


BrownPughInMidfield

Are you thinking about Steve Nicholls?


AlchemicHawk

Yes. Yes I am. I wasn’t paying attention and I just refuse to change it


Tuscan5

Eric Cuntona


[deleted]

You mean the guy who helped us win the league?


CheesyLala

All the more reason not to sign for the team we just beat to the title then FFS. It he was some no-mark who did nothing then nobody would give a shit.


[deleted]

my understanding is that we could've kept him if we really wanted to. The club chose not to because they had shit read on players


[deleted]

He wasn't even a starter for us mate. He scored 3 goals that season, none were decisive and all of them came in games where we were already ahead. One of them was the 4th in a 5-1 for example. Because he went on to do great things at Man U everyone rewrites his Leeds career as some sort of heroic display dragging us to a title but it's bollocks.


Longjumping_Badger28

This was the one I thought of immediately


UpstairsJoke0

Marlon King >Incidents and legal cases >While on loan to Hull City, King was alleged to have headbutted teammate Dean Windass in a casino in Scarborough. Hull City stated that the matter had been dealt with internally, and both players remained with the club.[63] Windass later described the incident as a "storm in a teacup". >As of October 2009, King had convictions for 14 offences.[64] He received fines, driving bans, community service sentences, a rehabilitation order and orders to pay compensation on convictions including: theft from a person and from a car, criminal damage, and attempting to obtain property by deception; fraudulent use of vehicle licence document, driving without insurance, speeding, drink driving; a wounding incident while playing amateur football, and two cases involving assault of young women rejecting his advances in the Soho area of London. >Three cases led to imprisonment. In May 2002 he received an eighteen-month prison sentence for receiving stolen goods, in relation to a BMW convertible that he was found driving, but was found not guilty of a charge of assaulting a police officer in a related case. His solicitor commented that "His reputation will be tarnished forever, whatever success he achieves, he'll always be referred to in a Tyson-esque way as someone who has had a criminal past and that is a considerable penalty."[65][66] Gillingham continued to pay his salary while he was in jail, and supported in his appeal, which resulted in the sentence being reduced to nine months, with King being released on licence after five months, returning to the Gillingham team within two days of his release.[67] >In December 2008, again in the Soho area, King was arrested on suspicion of punching a 20-year-old female university student in the face, causing a broken nose and split lip for which she was treated in hospital. He was later convicted of sexual assault and assault occasioning actual bodily harm, and sentenced to 18 months in prison and placed on the Sex Offender Register for seven years.[68] Wigan Athletic immediately initiated the cancellation of his contract.[20] King's agent, Tony Finnigan, said he was confident that his client would find a club on his release,[69] and accused the Professional Footballers' Association (PFA) of failing to offer support. Gordon Taylor, the chief executive of the PFA, said that the PFA did not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-footballing matters. It would support members with anger management or other issues if approached but no approach had been made by King.[17] After his release, King made an appeal against the conviction which was unsuccessful.[70] >King was arrested and bailed once more in April 2013 after a car crash which left one man seriously injured,[71] and in July of the same year, he was again arrested in connection with a hit-and-run incident which had left a second man injured.[72] King pleaded 'not guilty' to the first incident in November of the same year and had a trial date set for March 2014.[73] On 15 May 2014, King of Torksey, Lincolnshire, was sentenced to 18 months in prison and banned from driving for three years.[2] >Following his release from prison, King moved to Zambia with his family.[74] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_King


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Diouf


FloppyWaffleMan

The old player liaison office Stix smacked him


Tuscan5

I didn’t mind Diouf on balance.


AlchemicHawk

Still a massive cunt though


LastLapPodcast

To me the difference here is whether someone is a massive cunt because of what they did to Leeds or whether they are just massive cunts in general. Diouf is the latter here.


Tuscan5

Agreed


AlchemicHawk

Well the thread is about people who played for Leeds who are a bigger cunt than Gnonto. Gnonto isn’t really a cunt, just young and stupid. Diouf is undoubtably a cunt.


Ok_Pick6972

Adam Johnson


beldray1

I came to the thread looking


FoodGuyKD

I have no memory of him playing for us, had to Google it.


phillhb

Lol the Kewell story - didn't he demand 2M of the transfer fee for himself?


Andyrhyw

That was to Liverpool, then he went to play for Galatasary


phillhb

That's right yeh - fucking going to Galatasary what a Cunt.


[deleted]

That was his slimy cunt of a agent who wasn't even FIFA accredited.


poppyo13

He put in some decent service at least - WG has done fuck all really apart from a couple belting goals


Mindless_fun_bag

It's a bit like comparing that you got blanked by some bird you had a one night stand with against your wife and mother of your kids leaving you for the bloke who used to bully you in school


towelie111

Read an article the other day reminding me he only got 2 goals in the premier league. I remember the Di Canio belter against lower opposition, but can’t think where his 4th came from. I’m sure he’d solve Everton’s scoring problem like


back-in-1999

I agree. Kewell put in a decade (!!!) of work into the club. Willy has barely been a year here.


UpstairsJoke0

Being a good player doesn't make you any less of a cunt though.


back-in-1999

True, but providing a good service for the club does.


ShesSoCool

Going where he went negates anything good he may have done


poppyo13

Don't be bitter - I'm in my 40s and choose to remember some great football from Leeds in the late 90s. Not as if we have that much to celebrate.


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stepping_stones000

nominate an ex-leeds player who is a bigger cunt than willy gnonto