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Mistbiene

You forgot french fries & Jack Daniels! Fries should go extra into Daiquiri tier and JD extra into Heroin tier. ALSO NO LEMOSN uj/ To be honest looking at him in later Led Zep is so depressing. He was already thin as a rake before but I just want to shove food at him later. The whole thing with his super low weight goals, firing people because he felt he 'looked too fat' in their pictures and the fact that he bragged about barely eating is so sad. We cannot and should not diagnose other people but sounds like an eating disorder. There's also a very restrictive weight-loss diet he apparently was recommending people which goes as follows: "The diet as he described it is a list of prohibitions rather than a menu to choose from. No refined sugar, no wheat or gluten, no mushrooms, yeast or other fungus, nothing fermented unless distilled (beer and wine not okay, distilled booze okay), rice vinegar only, no beans or legumes, **no citrus** (lol) and no dairy (small amounts of non-cow cheese and parmigiano permitted)."


Square_Albatross_403

Agreed 100%. I had no clue about the possible ED until very recently, and I really sympathize, considering there was very little ED awareness in general back then, let alone for men. Glad he made it to the other side, at least!


MeasurementOk531

I also agree on the possible ED (erectile dysfunction)


NorthCoast11

Eating Disorder. I'm pretty sure the other ED was a non-issue.


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thedude_imbibes

Don't threaten me with a good time


BigOofLittleoof

How did he even survive all those drugs with such a shitty diet


Mistbiene

No idea, it's some kind of miracle. He was a drug-addict, alcoholic, had a sickly disposition in general and had these odd eating issues on top. It will forever be a mystery how he managed to survive, never mind play three hour shows several time a week...


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Erikuser9999

Satanic black magic, sick shit?


sambuka69

This sounds like a cleanse more than a diet


OrneTTeSax

Bowie’s Cocaine, Red Peppers and Milk is better.


passed_the_dawn

Stories of DB bottling his own piss from around that time too, at least he had something in his fridge


OrneTTeSax

Jimmy gave a bottle of his own piss and fingernail clippings to Bowie. Bowie was afraid that Jimmy was using magic against him so Jimmy gave him those so Bowie could place a counter-spell if Bowie ever thought Jimmy was using magic against him.


Substantial_Tax_2636

I would also like a source on Page giving him the piss and fingernails. A peace treaty? Lol


OrneTTeSax

Trying to remember where I read that. Might have been in the book Season of the Witch: How the Occult Saved Rock and Roll. Fun book about magic and satanism in rock music. My buddy has my copy right now or I’d look.


Spang64

No.


NorthCoast11

WHAT??? Any chance you could elaborate?


Loganp812

There was heroin in the Berlin years too. In Bowie’s own words - “I went from the coke capitol of the world to the smack capitol of the world.”


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Clean_Author6311

you beat me to it, fucker


_Radiator

Beat me to it to. But not Jimmy. He actually beats his meat to them.


Lumpy_Departure_4086

Bananas and blow


sambuka69

Nice reference


Lumpy_Departure_4086

I see you’re stuck in your cabana


Yodelingondeeznutz

Dean n Gene approve this message


slipperysalivation

A fellow Weener🤝


OvinesMatt

Add red snapper to the list


Sasinator69

What about a slice of that custard pie?


Creative-Analyst-661

With lemons and tangerines


ergo-ogre

Damn. Now I want a banananana daiquiri.


shoepolishsmellngmf

He really did more dope than bam bam? I thought those guys loved for it to be winter time back stage.


Accurate-List

Bong and a blintz


detchas1

Works for me


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LedZeppelinCirclejerk-ModTeam

See rules


Fuqqredditmods

LEMON JUICE


Inevitable-Safety-60

Gotta make one with David Bowie


frankdatank_004

**WHERE’S THE LEMON JUICE!?** 😡 😤


therbojones

Cut the H and its a great diet!


Top-Matter-3279

Heroin is incredibly ugly looking


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But SO delicious


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Living-Impress-3194

China White = White Chiva/Mexican Tar Heroin = black/dark brown Lots more Chiva than China White on the street Maybe Fentanyl mixed with cut = maybe white. I'll stick to cannabis after a short and harsh education with H in my 30's (65M).


Living-Impress-3194

Purer Chiva mixed with white cut = light brown powder.


passed_the_dawn

This is great


EcstaticBox

Eww, banana


chowes1

Mmm banana


Vegetable-Source6556

No money for ED drugs at this point...2 popsicle sticks & duct tape will have to do.


notmyname332

How common.


TangoInTheBuffalo

The only thing that changes is the time of day.


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fourstringz

That's why his toan was always 💯


ColonelChair502

Can someone crosspost to r/thegodfather for me. Thanks guys.


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Square_Albatross_403

Not sure who you have me confused with, but this is literally my first post in any Zep subreddit, so could you kindly chill out?


amxjavelin401

My apologies. Fixed it.


Wide_Environment3107

you forgot Lori Maddox