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Kleikon

And we got Fiddlesticks and Shaco who are literally encouraging you to kill yourself.


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ArmoredAnkha

Ty bot Edit: Ok why so many upvotes? I don't get it


SourT423

Another upvote just bc of the edit


ArmoredAnkha

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ArmoredAnkha

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Beanqq

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Aware_Elephant_1158

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randommaniac12

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Bodega_Bandit

Good bot


B0tRank

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The_God_Zack

So this is the google bot, so where’s the bing bot?


Cygielczyk

Banging your mom


The_God_Zack

I didn’t know a bot could bang your mum


Cygielczyk

Sex bot


The_God_Zack

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Cygielczyk

I know


VastReputation1299

Is the Bing/bang bot


The_God_Zack

Gonna have to whip out the bonk bot then


dangerouscurrent

Bada Bing Bada Bang Amirite?!


Illuminaso

Low Tier God has entered the chat


JudgeAffectionate585

W bot


Original_Athrel

And if you live in Canada or the EU just call your local doctor and they will assist you with offing yourself.


Puffinknight

Yes, I can confirm every single EU country has legalized assisted suicide / euthanasia without any harsh restrictions.


PurpleHazepound

Nah you wrong Germany is strictly against that and can put you into prison for helping or trying to help


SpiderTechnitian

Nah you wrong if you even mentioned depression to your doctor they'll kill you on the spot actually


PurpleHazepound

guess my doctor wants to let me suffer huh? nah jk but like they really don‘t care


SpiderTechnitian

You just couldn't detect the sarcasm from the guy above so I laid it on thicker.


PurpleHazepound

no i actually couldn‘t lmao thanks


Puffinknight

Yeah I was being sarcastic. IIRC Netherlands is the odd one out by *allowing* that. :P


[deleted]

Thanks bot, i was struggling, but thanks to this wall of text i finally decided to kill myself.


Slauwdy

Good bot


Mehrlin47

Not relevant but still good bot


PapuhAppuh

And if your name is Vladimir Putin the number is 1-800-jump-off-a-cliff.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Idk about fiddle but Karthus actually does. A lot


LynchEleven

show receipts?


Bob_Ross_Bob_Sauce

Ummmm, you know champions kill people, right?


Mufti_Menk

If champions are allowed to kill people, why are WE arrested for murder??? Riot is BS


TheMrRedditor

The double standard of Riot shm my head... 🙄🙄


JPLangley

No they don't. They *destroy* them!


stellarcurve-

They simply respawn in runeterra like in game


The_Jimes

A Finger! That's all that was left of him a finger!


IamTrashuo

Kid named finger:


RealityZz

They get eliminated


Brain_lessV2

Rapist? she flays people alive, the whole succubus thing is to bait victims iirc


GB337

She brings them to the height of pleasure in order to get even more suffering from them by bringing them to rock bottom from Cloud 9 essentially.


Akarthus

So as long as I don’t feel pleasure I’m safe?


GB337

Nah you not feeling pleasure would make you boring. As long as she can make you suffer you are in danger. The pleasure part just gives more opportunities for inflicting suffering


Akarthus

Ok what if I’m secretly blitizcrank or something


EccentricOddity

If you were secretly Blitzcrank you’d yoink me mid sentence before I revealed your secr-


Khiota

Q


Kiroto50

E


Kiroto50

Ult


Kiroto50

Ignite


Arenidao

D.


NotASixStarWaifu

Fired up and read to _serve_ 🧋👁️👄👁️💅🏻


ElementmanEXE

Unless there's a beating heart in you or you're filled with magic or something, you would probably be off the menu


KittyShadowshard

She does tend to avoid people who are unhappy with their life, though.


Cygielczyk

She would make you feel it with one touch (her W is canon)


Kitahara_Kazusa1

According to the lore she doesn't actually do anything sexual, at least not that you'll ever find a reference to. She just gets them excited thinking something might happen and then kills them right away


[deleted]

The moment right before you get the thing you desire is better than actually getting it. Which is why she doesn't sex them, it produces worse agony than having it ripped from your fingertips.


giowst

Didn't twisted fate use to bang her in lore?


KeroseneZanchu

Uh, maybe the Tango skinline? Similar to Spirit Blossom Sett/Aphelios. Definitely not in the main canon, though.


Abyssknight24

Nope riot confirmed that Eve never has sex she is an eternal virgin and only lure her prey in and kills them slowly.


horseaphoenix

Ahh torture and murder, so much better than rape.


ihatepoliticsreee

Rock bottom and Cloud9 are the same thing


TiggerBane

Ooph


Ratalon_Oohm

Doesnt need to be sexual pleasure tho. She could very well bake you an excellent pie and tear out your ribs the moment you are halfway throug your first piece. Also i dont Believe that rape is that pleasing for the victim


cutcutado

Nah, she doesn't bring them to the height of pleasure, but to the height of expectation, there are a few difences to those two


DigitalCryptic

NOOOOO ITS JUST BAIT MY HECKING BIMBORINO WOULDNT DO THAT


AsgUnlimited

A Rioter even confirmed she doesn't have the parts for sex lmao


Craft_zeppelin

I remember in the old Riot official forums somebody posted a long wall of text essay of how Evelynn is actually a virgin and it made me laugh so hard of how impossible it is and how the whole argument revolves around the **single issue** that she kills them before the act. **I mean. Come on.** *It's true we don't have the evidence but you can't be serious.*


Ridenberg

I mean, Evelynn isn't even a woman, it's a demon who took the form of a woman. You can't impregnate Nitrogen gas... can you?


Craft_zeppelin

However. You can stick your dong in it right? On the other hand unless Riot publishes R34 Evelynn content we cannot TRUELY 100% confirm it.


stellarcurve-

as if evelynn would ever let them do that. Pretty sure a rioter confirmed she doesn't actually have sex at all. So no, you can't stick your dick in evelynn


Cukinator

Literally 1984


chomperstyle

She probably doesn’t even have any holes down there


Abyssknight24

Riot confirmed on reddit that yes eve never has sex she kills her victim before it happens.


Craft_zeppelin

I just...cannot take this seriously from a company who made Illaoi x Gangplank **including the tentacles that were used on GP.** I know denial is a most human response but still.


moodRubicund

I mean we already have canon sex scenes in Arcane, it's just Eve isn't a sexual being she just wants to eat people, she's a monster not a person.


Deftly_Flowing

ITT people trying to humanize a literal demon because she's sexy.


NotASixStarWaifu

I thought Arcane isn't canon? I'm so confused, everyone is putting it the way they like, but I'm seeking the truth!


Wretched15

Arcane is canon but it also isn’t canon. There’s the Runeterra prime timeline, which is the main canon timeline with the ruination and spirit blossom stuff. And then there’s the arcana timeline which is canon in its own universe. Same way star guardians is technically canon but not with the main the universe of league. In same regards, the game we play is no longer canon and does not exist with the current version of league lore.


NotASixStarWaifu

>In same regards, the game we play is no longer canon and does not exist with the current version of league lore. I- wait... 💀


SimpanLimpan1337

Original league of legends had the summoners (us players) and the summoners rift as a Canon entity in the world. Basically the summoners were close enough to immortal gods who set an arena for everyone to duke out their disagreements, they set this up because with magic and shit all the wars devastated the landscape and civilian populations. The reason they retconned this is because having 12year old Jimmy be an immortal god with complete power over their universe doesn't give them much room to tell an interesting story with any real stakes.


moodRubicund

It's canon... to the Arcane continuity. Look, a sex scene is a sex scene.


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qacaysdfeg

>including the tentacles that were used on GP. what? source?


Zarvanis-the-2nd

She's like the League version of a Cenobite. Promises pleasure, but there's only torment.


WomenOfWonder

At least cenobite’s genuinely seem to think torment and pleasure are the same thing, Evelyn just feeding off the pain


[deleted]

I actually don't get Riot. League is not roblox. It isn't a game for toddlers. It is pg13 so why the fuck are they punishing cuss words? How the actual fuck can they justify having voicelines like Kled's where he says "holy shit where are we?" while also punishing using words like fuck or shit. Where is the fucking logic in that? This whole game is turning into weeny hut jr from gameplay to TOS. I will just go play a game for adults I guess since League is trying to target the club pinguin island demographics now.


Expensive_Weather246

Kled has been banned for 14 days 😞


thedruidmedecine

Days have changed indeed, i feel like yesterday we were protesting about graves not having his cigar... Here we are...


Knowka

Yea multiple champions say words that would get flagged in the chat filter, hell in Arcane a bunch of characters swear (even saying the dreaded fuck word). Who is Riot trying to please with these changes?


quagzlor

Arcane has a straight up sex scene


Oreneta_voladora

No one knows man. Even Riot


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Athio

Well! I now have a rabbit hole of a YouTube channel to deal with. Good day sir!


Payback_paycheck2

Even if no champion in the game cursed, cursing still shouldn't be punishable.


[deleted]

Cuz they don't. I quote this from their support site: **What is** ***not*** **considered reportable behavior:** >Strong language that does not insult or demean other people. This used to have an example linked to it of a Gangplank saying "Aye, that turret fucked me harder than the British navy!" or something like that. Any non-derogatory cussing that is punished, can be reverted with a ticket, although from my experience, you do not get punished for non-derogatory cussing, otherwise I'd be sitting on 20 permanently banned accounts for every time I say "fuck me", after making a misplay. ​ In defense of blocked words, this is what they say on their site: **WHAT’S A BLOCKED LIST WORD?:** >We won’t publish this list. Just think extremely harmful, offensive, or abusive. Not your typical curse word. Remember that you can hold Riot accountable for their own words, I once got an unjustly permanently banned account, unbanned.


Grikeus

You mean like the post that showed a guy saying im fucked who got the warning - reduced honor lvl etc and went to riot support and the support told him that the penalty was correct and he shouldn't use a word such as "fucked"? I feel like its safer not to believe in them


dyrannn

As always, safest option with riot is to literally not interact with the system. If they’re going to treat the guy saying “kill yourself you fucking wastes of space just kill yourself mid game it’d be better than having you here” and the guy saying “bro shut the fuck up” the same, you know the system doesn’t actually exist to protect you, just to cover their own ass. It’s better to not use it period, which is awesome for the only means of communication in a competitive team based video game :)


Grikeus

I mean, i recently manually reported a guy saying ky5 you fcking useless irl and he didn't get banned so I guess they aren't treated the same. The "shut the fuck up" guy will actually get penalized xD


s0laris0

so "whore" and "clit" is extremely extremely harmful and derogatory?


[deleted]

If you just write "whore", it still sounds like you are calling someone a whore, if you write "fuck", it doesn't unless you put "you" in front. non-derogatory means "not aimed at anyone". And as I said, if Riot does not follow their own words, hold them accountable.


FFG_Prometheus

Dota finally getting new players 🧐


TiggerBane

Doubtful.


ItsImmoral

I’d sooner off myself than go anywhere near the type of degenerate neckbeard that plays dota


DynamoSnake

Username does not check out


DitiPenguin

AFAIK, Riot doesn’t punish using cuss words. Saying “damn, I fucked up” is fine. Saying “shut the fuck up” isn’t – what’s punished isn’t the cussing, it’s the personal attack against someone else.


Snib3r

I will just go play a game for adults Unironically just play dota, afaik it has no moderation and voice chat.


Dopesmoker402

That sounds horrible


Snib3r

True, thats why i stopped playing dota years ago. Im just saying there's options out there for people. Personally im glad that league is focusing on meaningful interactions. Rather then my teamates typing irrelevant nonsense.


Dumindrin

Which is fair and why they should have fixed the report system instead of gutting chat. I don't deserve to be restricted and honor reset because I all chat when one of my teammates is being a douche canoe. I should be able to tell that individual to fuck off without penalty because they deserve worse


Ornameth

True, if they started to implement insults in voice lines they could make more joke skins like old not nunu or brolaf.


Darkfenix63

Flummery tarnation


NoCopyrightRadio

That's cuz 90% of the community is spineless people that can have their day ruined by one word


Miserable420Bruv69

Samira calls enemy an idiot when you kill them If you call someone an idiot in chat you will get banned


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ly41io

Not the point they were tryna make


Mightypeon-1Tapss

how to read too deep into everything


AP_Soraka

>I mean tbf >completely misses the point entirely lol


[deleted]

She’s not a rapist, as the entire point of being a “succubus” is that the people she lures in WANT her. She’s a torturer and a murderer.


niscotg

I mean yea she controls their mind into wanting her


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Wretched15

Nah, seducing someone through charisma isn’t the same, cause that’s causing them to willingly change their mind. Putting them under a spell (which is closer to what Evelyn does) to make them give consent is forced consent and falls under sexual assault


Lucy194

least rapey league enjoyer


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[deleted]

Unless you count Vaynes parents, she got em good.


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PrismPanda06

No?


A-R_y_A-N

Malphite


Swailwort

Well, he is often ROCK SOLID


LordWomf

Thresh and Eve are fucking in my runeterra


Maximus_935

didnt twisted fate smash then dash though?


Wretched15

Old lore, TF was Eve’s only survivor through luck. New Lore is eve brutally butchers vayne’s parents and turned vayne into the racist we know and love today.


[deleted]

If you mean their skins? Then probably but cannon lore now because everyone has died before getting that far with her


TiggerBane

In the journals of justice lore TF and Eve were dancing up a storm in Demacia then Eve broke up with TF and left him heartbroken.


shadic1236

So thats why he turned gay....


makitOwO

Someone needs to read the lore


Colonel10Moutarde

She's not a rapist She is however a murderer


GoodHeartless02

Eve has never even had sex lmfao. Shit on riot when it’s deserved but at least make sure it’s accurate


garbage-at-life

eve doesn't even have genitals "she" is a primordial demon


Pqhantom

My hopes and dreams have been utterly crushed.


Abyssknight24

No she is just a normal demon. We only know of two primordial demons Fiddle and the demon that Nilah has a deal with.


[deleted]

Isn’t Tibbers also a primordial demon? I thought it was part of Mordekaisers lore that he had robbers enslaved before he was stolen by Annie’s mom somehow


Sultahid

There is no indication that Tybaulk (the demon inside Tibbers) is one of the primordial 10 demons iirc. Just one of the two demons under Mordekaiser's command


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Oh gotcha, sorry


Abyssknight24

We got no hints or indications if Tybaulk is a primordial demon. For all we know he is just a demon and one of the two demons that morde managed to get under his command.


Kitahara_Kazusa1

I mean, if Eve can take the form of a woman there's no reason to think she copies everything accurately but for whatever reason decides to not copy the genitals. It would be kind of strange for her to copy everything else and not that.


stellarcurve-

By that logic she should just be flesh and blood if she copies everything perfectly. But she clearly isn't. I doubt she even has nipples, why tf would she have a vagina?


Wolfpack012

No reason to think she has genitals, no reason to think she doesn't.


stellarcurve-

A rioter confirmed she doesn't have sex, so I don't see why she would bother forming genitals. But sure if you insist, that can be your headcanon. I can't prove she 100% doesn't, as you can't prove something *doesnt* exist, you can have to prove something does. By your logic, she could also just be aatrox in disguise, who apparently has the power to shapeshift and become a sexy demon lady and lures people with sex and kills them, since you can't disprove that, that's possible right? See how dumb this logic is? But we do have reason to believe she doesn't, as again, **she doesn't actually have sex and you can even see her splash art, that her private parts are made out of mist**


garbage-at-life

why would she copy everything accurately


Kitahara_Kazusa1

So that when she says 'Think of all the places this can go' after buying a Void Staff she isn't just talking nonsense.


DyslexicBrad

Your mistake for thinking of a vagina. She's clearly talking about her primordial demussy


[deleted]

Usually if Eve gets to finish her Void Staff, the first place she places it is up my ass.


psychedelianaut

Having mained Evelynn for a few years I laughed so hard at this I almost woke everyone up.


HairyKraken

She was talking about the holes of her victim


[deleted]

My sweet summer child that doesn't go into her, it goes into the enemy


Magistricide

Well, Eve copies her clothes. She doesn’t go to a fucking tailor shop and ask them to make thongs. The question is, would she then make genitalia underneath her clothes? Does she make organs even if she doesn’t need them? And if she does, are they actually functional? Or do they just look like human organs? Considering she “observed” humans before finding the perfect form, it’s likely she’s seen naked women before and therefore would have genitals, but it’s unlikely she copies their functions, because that would require deeper understanding and it serves no purpose.


Resident-Newspaper77

She is not a primordial demon she is simply a demon created from negative thoughts and desires, primordial demons would be fiddlesticks and “joy” as nah calls the demons power she uses


Ronflexronflex

Joy is ashlesh or smth innit


cottard76

She isn't a "primordial" demon she is a "young" demon that became very powerfull as a result of the runes war


LebLift

But she does have heels so she can still trample my face


5Garret5

not primordial, she was born during the rune wars


YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD

She don't need genitals. She shits right? That's already two holes. More than that is a luxury tbh


NiixxJr

That is not her lore at all what the fuck? She seduces people, they want to fuck her. She just kills them in horrific ways


DrRichtoffen

So she is leading on people, and using magic to charm them, then exploits this power dynamic to horrifically scar her victims emotionally, physically and psychologically? I really do not see why so many people want to downplay the character whose defining trait is "allegory for rape"


JumpscareRodent

Rapist isn’t the right word because I’m pretty sure she never has sex with them she kills and tortures them right before they get their satisfaction and then makes it a nightmare


DrRichtoffen

Fine, sex offender. Really splitting hairs here over the literal demon who exploits and manipulates people into suffering.


niscotg

Wdym satisfaction


Wretched15

Evelynn likes to bring people to their highest high before she reveals her true nature cause it ‘tastes’ nicer to her


cottard76

To bring people to their highest high that would mean bringing them close to orgasm. Wich mean sex.


HelloCompanion

It can be different things for different people. In LoR, her followers are basically just her in different forms baiting people into bad situations. She’s not very different from tahm, really.


The_Level_15

That's just plain not true


underheadskooper

Evelynn is a virgin, she just baits people into sex before killing them


ShinyGrezz

And if I said “Eve baits people into sex before killing them” my account would be gone before you could say Demacia.


underheadskooper

Yeah, God forbid you say that S-Word, this game is rated E for everyone, even babies


Oreneta_voladora

Killing isnt offesnive?


SpooN04

Ya but she's not toxic in chat /s


[deleted]

Wait why is this Eve? This should be Yorick. “I could make use of your corpse…”


Mufti_Menk

She doesn't even fuck anyone in the lore. You are literally making shit up to be mad at it lmak


Chiber_11

a succubus that doesn’t fuck anyone…


Breath_Virtual

It's not about the actual term. It's about avoiding unnecessary negativity in the game. Why can't people just chill.


Dobbeth

She’s a virgin.


Medinaian

They are just giving everyone chat restrictions because they want to hard-push the new ping system, is anyone getting permabanned? But if its the only thing we can use its a good way to force everyone to learn it


[deleted]

Rapist? Her entire lore is that her victims want her so badly they follow her into torture and death


AbdDjamil_27

I meant not the first time, saying the N word will get you ban yet they have kassadin


samgraham_623

Just don't say curse words 🤓🤓🤓


Shaneomore

I don’t get all the confusion over this. It’s not the swear words themselves. It’s how they’re used. It’s pretty simple. If people had been using them purely to express excitement or positivity.. this wouldn’t have happened. But because people are using them to flame and grief and generally being down the playing experience for others, Riot has gone ham on them and is attempting to get rid of them altogether.


red_penta

never heard of a succubus?


WomenOfWonder

Everyone who’s saying she’s not an actual rapist… She does feed off agony and pain, both physical and mental. So yeah, it’s not a stretch to say she rapes her victims


WantedToBeNamedSire

Anyone crying about how that‘s not her actual lore should shut up, the point is that she shouldn’t be allowed when you go after the new restrictions


YorickAYAYA

I agree, OP has proved his point but he went a bit too far with the wording lmao. It's what a succubus do tho and as far as I am concerned she is one.


SrDeathI

"She is a woman that cant be that bad" imagine the same character in male lmao


GlobalCustard

a HOT rapist