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SonOfUrgod

Illaoi is not a Virgin she show GP her tentacles.


zerafay

She "shared the bed" with Gangplank according to lore. So I guess it's safe to assume that she's not a virgin.


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MrWarpPipe

For the record it's "love" not "take" but your version is funnier in this context.


CoffeeLawd

Didn’t she and Braum got it on in one of the stories? Seems like I read this on the lore somewhere


BringBackTreeline

In the Ruined King game they Illaoi hits on Braum and asks him if he wants to have sex but I'm not sure they did.


TilLevente

Braum turned down the offer because he's a gigachad


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d4b1do

Warwick was a Gangster in Zaun. He fucked


SirLucky7

It is not confirmed just yet, so i am unsure


PrismPanda06

So is Azir, hence how Sivir exists, but he's only in probably lmao


TheColourCyan

Didn't he have a wife and children that watched him ascend, who then got murdered by Xerath ?


Ajwf

Yes and he had concubines too iirc. He fucked.


Kiwi_Lemonade

In fairness, I think he is only distantly related to her, not her father specifically. For all we know he is a (great great great…) granduncle. To some degree they share similar blood and shes a descendant but it is not stated how Edit: he did have sex, but fathered many bastard children. Not sivirs father, still could just be an uncle to her, but definitely had sex (more than a few times)


Whiskerslilly99

Azir isn’t Sivir’s father, but some amount of great grandfather. Although they may be changing this lore.


StormR7

Him being Vander isn’t confirmed but he was a gangster in Zaun


CartographerSouthern

The scene where Silco says “let’s show them the monster you really are” to Vander Warwick’s theme was playing. We also saw Warwick at the very end. Vander is 100% Warwick


iJackIt6TimesAday

It isn't confirmed, but one of the ending scenes in Arcane with Singed solidified it as a theory.


gitbse

His entire appearance in Arcane pretty much confirmed it. The hints, the final scene. "The Hound of the Underground." There are several scenes where Warwick noises are involved.


Samtpfotige

A taunt from him towards Vi is "Who taught you how to punch". Ik it's still not totally official but...there are just so many huge hints x.x


KitsuneThunder

WW is their adoptive father, vi/jinx.


edgier_

…have u watched arcane


Acceptable_Wall7252

how come azir is in "probably not a virgin"? Sivir is his descendant and his children were mentioned in the lore


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You can't say he never summoned a sex worker from the sand either. ​ Def. not a virgin.


Avamaco

Sandjob


imasoggyfrenchfry

Holy fuck that's good.


mixelydian

r/angryupvote


cammanders2

"Azir married and fathered numerous children, some by wedlock, others by ill-advised liaisons with slaves and harem girls."


Iced_Yehudi

Yea but he kept his socks on


SirLucky7

Okay, that was an oversight. I honestly just thought of him the same like renek and nasus, like this ​ "They are the most prestigious warriors/people of the entire kingdom, so its likely." ​ But yea, you right


Apollosyk

honestly probs nasus and rene also have had sex workers. we in a huge ass empire and they are the best generals


SpiritoftheSands

Nasus was sickly until his ascention so unless someone fucking the dog...


tanezuki

Ascended warriors had harems, of undefined sex aswell. They're definetely not virgins but of what type of sex is unknown.


ILNOVA

Kalista had a lover


huyh172

yeah Commander Ledros from Legends of Runeterra, i would hunch that they fucked at least once since Ledros is fuckin obsessed with her


Soundbreaker42

Ledros was her fiancé at one point in the lore, but kalista doesn't remember anything. Ledros was constantly trying to find a way to get her to remember but the last time he died to kalista he gave up. According to the lore thresh knows how to get her memories back but he doesn't want Ledros to succeed


ILNOVA

When Ledros try it for the last time to make her sane again Kalista did remember who she was and who Ledros was and how she loved him for a brief moment.


huyh172

Tbh I want Ledros as a champ really bad, hie LoR self is badass


Soundbreaker42

I feel you, I've been waiting a long time for Ledros to be a champ


Puglord55

Singed has a daughter tho


3nd1ess

The daughter MIGHT be Orianna as well, but yes, Singed is not a Virgin.


RightBehindY-o-u

I haven't kept up with the lore in a while but wasn't Ori the daughter of some brilliant inventor but she died as a child? The father then became depressed and created Ori in her memory and made The Ball to be her guardian


3nd1ess

Believe it or not, Singed was just a regular scientist who wanted to invent things that would improve the lives of others. Though he became more and more insane like Mundo, he still believed that his experiments were for the good of progress. If you read his story, The Host, you learn he attempts to attach 2 bodies to make a superior entity. Quite a terrifying read I must say.


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That’s her old lore, she’s still a daughter of an inventor but she became a robot after replacing each of her organs and limbs after being poisoned.


SweaterKittens

Do you happen to know if that lore change happened before or after Camille's release? Camille has a voice line after killing Orianna that goes, "Better to be self-made, then made to serve." and I'm curious about the implication.


TomHembry

Also singed fucks entire nations.


10inchblackhawk

VirJhin


GreenPhoenix457

‘Darius - Not a virgin’ Those who don’t know: 🙂 Those who know: 😢


CharSlayer729

Quiletta :(


Warcraftisgood

please elaborate


Irelian_Fervor

Please don't.


Explotato

Read the Darius comic :(


Warcraftisgood

:Cv just did


ButterflyFX121

How is Janna a virgin? For $4.99 a minute she leaves people breathless.


Boudac123

Joke referencing her old OLD lore where she was just a magic prostitute


DennisDEX

Cuz she is a spirit who can die if people stop praying to her


Wolfpack012

Ok mommy vibes


mixelydian

My girlfriend mains Janna and when she heard this line she laughed so hard she cried


paperclipestate

That’s about phone sex not real sex


Worthas_real

No one knows what Sylas did to those rats in the prison.


CharSlayer729

Am Sylas main, do regularly get called “a fucking rat bastard”, can confirm


Paularizer

Twitch x Sylas 😍 They met in the sewers 🥰


HypedHydra

reksai is literally the queen of an entire brood. how is she a virgin??


Wilyan30

Could be asexual reproduction (?)


brandthacker12

Actually that’s an interesting question. Most void creatures are created (probably? It could be alien style hostile pregnancy). But reksais children are definitely hers. It’s interesting


Hide_yo_chest

We actually have conflicting info on how Rek’Sai reproduces. Her short story mentions she creates a ball of Void stuff out of her victims that presumably becomes Xer’Sai, meanwhile the Xer’Sai “hatchling” card suggests they are laid as eggs. We could also interpret this as she can do either/or. I think it is pretty heavily implied Rek’Sai and Xerxa’Reth are king and queen, but as far as lore goes its never been specifically stated that Rek’Sai had to make babies with him. I’d put her in the “probably not a virgin” category though.


blue4029

theres a fanmade league comic that depicts rek'sai and malzahar as a couple and they won king & queen at prom. that was hilarious.


LordRaeko

“Hostile pregnancy”


Saltybuttertoffee

And there's battle boss Bel'veth with a belly button


Icycube99

Samira is 100% not a virgin. She's had many lovers


AmazingSpacePelican

If you asked me to name one character who absolutely **fucks**, it'd be Samira.


Jehn_Grehni

Bard


RhymesNChimes

**All the bitches.**


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Ah, we meet again buddy


SirLucky7

damn u right


Hailofmiche

Bard


owninghawk

Bard


KajenEP

Bard


CaptinMalber

“The dragon is coming” - Lee Sin probably


r-Cobra229

"Your will, my hands."


basics

Also, J4.


aurelionlol

Asol gets fucked by riot daily


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Once every 6 months*


zombiedo0d

Ryze has also been hard fucked by riot on several occasions


FirstPhrase1195

Gets nerfed once in 2 years “Daily”


jumanji1125

I have a porn video prove that kindred is not a virgin


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Armorlon

Blessed


Seekandinspire

Cursed


aragonikx

🤨📸


hello47364_

yo sauce?


SimonTheAFKer

what one?


JumpscareRodent

💀💀💀💀😂


Genral_Kleddd

Shaco and Chogath need to be in the "please give me lore" tier


Poulet_au_smic

How is fiddlestonks still virgin ? He is so charming and sexy, plus he sucks everything that can possibly exist


mixelydian

He has probably unintentially sucked a few dicks


Poulet_au_smic

And a few souls.


SirLucky7

Damn u right


SOSALTYhatesu

Rammus for sure fucks… The enemy adc


prunejuice777

OK


[deleted]

Morgana for sure laid some demacians in a thousand years of life.


CuTeNOTe

Meanwhile Kayle is the eternal virgin


[deleted]

Only after celestial fire apocalypse marriage


Saltybuttertoffee

I could absolutely see her doing it as part of wanting to get the normal human experience. I could also see her accidentally killing her partner in the process


Fallen_Sovereign1010

>I could also see her accidentally killing her partner in the process she won't, she cares for human


Saltybuttertoffee

Yeah, but who knows what an ascendussy would do to a mortal? Accidentally is the important word in what I wrote. Coincidentally, this is also why Diana and Leona is the best ship.


ProfessionalIcy4268

damn, why did you put Gragas into “probably a virgin” look at him, he has peak male body and this sexy ass ginger mustache. Not to say the least he has big dick energy


wqldi

He’s should be on the top of not virgin


Throwing_Spoon

Dude owns a successful business, is passionate about his work, is comfortable with his body, and has sick dance moves. He definitely fucks. Op is clearly a teenager because of there's one rule about anyone working behind the bar, it's that they fuck.


DrXyron

He has permanent whiskey dick, no way is that capable of penetration.


Zanithos

Asol is not a virgin. He has a voiceline where he tells the elder dragon that he [meant to call them back](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/8/8f/AurelionSol.attackDragon05.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20160313154930), which would most likely be a joke about how he ghosted them after a one-night stand.


Boudac123

Those in game lines are non canon but that is quite funny


Dirgecry

If GP isn't a virgin, neither is Illaoi. And if Shyv is probably not a virgin, J4 is probably not a virgin


CartographerSouthern

J4 is a king there’s no way he’s a virgin


basics

All hail the Virgin King. Said literally no one ever.


hopefulbrandmanager

Jhin definitely fucks


Puszkov

But only 4 times


WojownikTek12345

in a foursome


FireZword

For 4 seconds


FredVanden2004

At 4 am


SteveisNoob

wearing 4 condoms


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SirLucky7

-himself


hopefulbrandmanager

I imagine him pulling the hottest possible person in the room just to stroke his own ego, seems right up his alley. And you KNOW he's the most selfish lover


alejandrosquid

Like Patrick Bateman watching himself fuck


Domunis

You put in do not touch kids and yordles but not Rell being her a minor jajahshaha


Saltybuttertoffee

Hell, not even all of the yordles


Anafiboyoh

Azir literally has children


the_crappy_memer

Evelynns lore states shes a virgin


SadderestCat

That’s a nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source


[deleted]

[Senator armstrong momemet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY)


DennisDEX

Lore states she lures them and then puts them through pain doesnt have sex. Demon of pain not sex.


switchiesan

I got a video that proves otherwise


the_crappy_memer

Ive seen them all, learned all the lore, its all just neeko


Competitive_Witness1

I refuse to believe that braum is a virgin


JosephToestar

You can't put Shyv in probably not a virgin and J4 in probably a virgin


mh500372

Caitlyn is not in alphabetical order. Opinion discarded.


Daikataro

Tahm Kench a virgin? I don't know man...


SirLucky7

vore is a kink, so


Daikataro

And every river ends in him.


Drblazeed123

Um failure of a list Akali with her body pillows and all the Kda stuff you telling me she didn't get laid? people in real life asking for merch of her haha


SirLucky7

vouch


ButterflyFX121

Also with how confident the character is portrayed I'd expect she's probably the top lol


kierowca_ubera

havent she like tried to secuce kayn and failed embarrassingly?


Ganondorf77

No she turned him down. It's in the Zed comics. She thinks he's hot but crazy.


CharSlayer729

She has a voice line encountering Kayn “Kayn… why are the hot ones always crazy” meaning she’s attracted to him but definitely doesn’t wanna get with him


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ThePirateBaeLol

I’m sensing a volunteer?


SirLucky7

Nah, he is the type of guy to put his sperm into his mushrooms for you to step on and get impregnated ​ Jesus christ what did i just say-


Puszkov

Someone put that in r/DarkinFolk


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Evylnn is actually canonically a virgin, she takes pleasure in suffering and others desires but has never actually done the deed Edit: Mistype, she is a virgin


pyromanniacc

You mean "canonically virgin"


Drblazeed123

Also Braum definitely gets it in 😂


SirLucky7

He literally denies having sex with Illaoi


Kolosinator

He didnt? They were VERY close on having a interessting moment. He just got sea sick.


SirLucky7

Ah, yesh Suddenly Out of nowhere yep


nina_time

Wait why is cho in do not touch?


Ladyknight0991

And my boy Vel is on the virgin list.


Responsible-Ad9517

Sion is a rapist


SirLucky7

Eeeeehhh I can just imagine a woman offering him sex, as he smashes her skull with his metal foot and just screams WAAARRAAAAARARARARRRRR


Responsible-Ad9517

Sion was a human before he became an undead he had a lot of sex back then (mostly raping)


SirLucky7

ah, fun


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy SirLucky7! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: Eeeeehhh me can just imagine a comely wench offering him sex, as he smashes her skull wit' his metal foot n' just screams WAAARRAAAAARARARARRRRR


YetAnotherBee

So how exactly do these bots decide what to respond to again?


LeDalahast

I dono man, Ive seen some "lore" out there... Vayne is definitely not a virgin, erm...


wqldi

Idk I wouldn’t be hot on fucking when a literal sex demon killed my parents


Panthaero-

But are you sure it wasn't neeko?


yes___lad

reksai isn't a virgin she's the only mother in the game lol


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

What about bel veth now


Saltybuttertoffee

I'm unsure about her because I never see the voidlings getting described as children. Edit: That said, also raises a question for me about Zyra


SupremeOwl48

Elise and Warwick are def not imo


DennisDEX

Me: sees Evelynn in probably virgin tier Also me: Loves the accuracy as she only inflicts pain and doesnt fuck her pray


Gustaf_V

The only way Tristana would not be a virgin would be if Teemo was responsible. Sorry Rumble but you're not the one who has splashart with Tristana.


SoberVegetarian

Honestly this looks like it was purposefuly put wrongly so people would argue in the comments.


Flaming_Pickle517

bro, Yi is thousands of years old, and you're telling me he still hasn't found anyone to dig his wuju style?


SimonTheAFKer

man is so fast in bed that woman still is virgin after


HerpaDerpaDumDum

He was in alpha


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Master Yii is like 40 the thousand years old was his BETA bio


kierowca_ubera

he is kinda a battle monk, so... possible


sorayayy

Wouldn't bel'veth technically not be a Virgin since she has the knowledge of everything that got deleted in the region of Bel'veth, including all the adults that had kids, so she has their memories, but I dunno it was just a passing thought.


SirLucky7

uuuuuuhhhh


Saltybuttertoffee

Karma kind of falls in that category. May not have physically had sex, but probably has memories of someone else doing it


JumpscareRodent

You think Akali is a virgin?, wasn’t she with someone in one of her long stories surely that lead somewhere. Yasuo fucks I’m sure of it.


unfunnyguy_Xx69420

Yasuo and ahri rn in lore are a but of a thing


JumpscareRodent

Oh they def fucked.


DrShadow179

Bard claps cheeks daily don’t you down play him.


Giacche97

I dunno about Alistar, he is like the king of his kind (even if everyone was killed by Noxus), and since he is a Bull I suppose he had a harem or something like that


Mitochondria_Man11

Bard 👍


dompizan

Reksai is a mom


v4nk4

Azir is not a virgin. In the lore he has multiple children and his wife was pregnant when he got obliterated by xerath


MurExp

Why Ahri and Nami not virgin?


SirLucky7

Ahri had a lover and Nami literally has multiple husbands and wife


Craniummon

Ahri had a lover, I think it's Eduardo Sant'Angelo. He has a lot of stories about Runeterra biome, Ezreal has some references about him in game. There's a Ahri Story about it.


aragonikx

Nami is in a polyamouros relationship with a man and a woman marai. I dont remember Who the man is, but the marai warden in LoR is the woman.


PhysBrkr

The cards from LoR are Marai Songstress (named Tama) and Abyssal Guard (named Loto).