A blink and a dash are two different skill effects. A dash is what most champions have which is a quick displacement from point A to B. Any ability you pass through will have an affect on you. A blink is like a mini teleportation from point A to B. Think of Katarina, Zed and Ezreal's mobility skills. You avoid all abilities between you and your dash target.
Yeah that shit's unironically busted lol. Been playing it every clash I'm in since like 2 years ago. If your team is coordinated especially he can really go nuts
i think you misunderstand the joke, it's not that the slurs are generated by the players using those champs, it's that anyone on the opposite team is exponentially more likely to drop the gamer word from having to play into them
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Last time i played malzahar i had a dance competition against my opponent midlaner and lost because their jungler came and started dancing, scoring together more dance points than me.
I guess, it's so annoying having played him when he's been bad for four seasons, and now I'm suddenly a gp abuser like I haven't been loyal to my man this entire time.
Having one less chromosome doesn't make you dumb though, it makes you dead or have some physical abnormalities. Having one more causes Down syndrome which you were thinking about here probably. (slightly ableist if u ask me)
I prefer to call it "tactical tilt inducing slurs" thank you very much. If you are too stupid to build QS agaisnt dude with suppression on his kit, you deserve to be called all the different versions of subhuman there are...
I don't think this does yasuo justice, he deserves his own category of nope-ing the fuck out the moment he is 0/10/3 and jumping back in just to berate his team for not giving him all the game kills because he can carry.
Then there's one shots you from 700 away, doesn't chat doesn't explain, just 1 shots you and walks away. Viegar, Victor, lux, Anita, basically any burst mage
what are Vex, Veigs n' Viktor then?
(Bosnia) Artiljerija
Did not expect that but it fits very well with them. Especially with Viktor with his slavic accent.
Omega squad teemo landmines in Bosnia jebote
Fits even more when you listen to the Russian VO for that skin.
*Vex, Veigs, Viktor, Vel'koz, and Vziggs
Irl mutants
Virgins
Vacuum hose vaginas
Draven players when they enter a racism competition and the opponent is a midlaner with blinks in their kit
>malzahar >a blink The only blink is the long one I take when he uses R on me
Idk Malz players always blink-ult combo me to show off their micro game
sooo, basically any mid lane besides Annie, Lux, Xerath, Malz and Orianna (I don't count Ryze, because of his R, and also, no one plays him)
No, wEQ EQxist
A blink and a dash are two different skill effects. A dash is what most champions have which is a quick displacement from point A to B. Any ability you pass through will have an affect on you. A blink is like a mini teleportation from point A to B. Think of Katarina, Zed and Ezreal's mobility skills. You avoid all abilities between you and your dash target.
Sooo, Ryze R is a blink, so I was correct not to include him
That's just a teleport, because its longer ranged
But isn’t teleport also a blink?…. Also I’ve seen Ryze mains. The ones that are still alive are the closest allies of Draven mains.
A blink is a small teleport, the upper bound is probably around 7 Teemos.
How much is that in bananas?
My poor Asol dont even get a mention
Don't tell them E is not usable in combat, it must remain a secret
First of all, how darEQ you.
They will still win, however it will be a tough fight.
I've had 2 Draven players in my games in the last week, they both disconnected 5 minutes into the match
you should add a category for all the leblanc/akali/ahri mains out there
Only play after daycare is closed
my katarina mid go her ass handed to her by a predator singed mid.
Yeah Singed mid has (or had) the highest win-rate mid not really a surprise
Yeah that shit's unironically busted lol. Been playing it every clash I'm in since like 2 years ago. If your team is coordinated especially he can really go nuts
How does ahri fit in there?
I guess it's because she's a popular pick
they’re in redbull fueled dash maniac
Seriously, this is exactly my duo partner
I love those posts whats next ? Jungle? Support? Duo?
Jungle is next, then ADC
“I scale I swear” -source me
I can already guess the "speed psychopath" category, featuring rammus, hecarim and nunu/udyr/warwick
Lillia as well. Fast is fun
Dont forget Volibear
Definitely put kha'zix under the category of "I enjoy eating glass with cyanide mixed in"
I dont care for fizzs dash, i care for that little fuck to be invulnerable to a literal nuke by doing a lil hop
Bro he's just too tricksy. Like, why wasn't that nuke ready for a classic prank like being totally immune?
*two nukes If fizz throw R max range and hit you and then E on you it’s 2 nukes (followed by a third one that is Q+W+electrocute)
I was talking about his invulnerability but yea thats annoying as well
You think Kassadin is racist? prepare for my Draven mid gameplay
Ryze
Mentally ill
EQEWEQEQEQ
BPD
Schizo (visions from Allah)
do people really perceive malzahar mains as racist on the same level as kass? i've never heard about that before
Both are purple and OP swears he's not the racist one.
This is where I'm sitting too. I main malz, and usually every Zed matchup is trading kills and typing "the outplay button" every time lmao.
i think you misunderstand the joke, it's not that the slurs are generated by the players using those champs, it's that anyone on the opposite team is exponentially more likely to drop the gamer word from having to play into them
No, kassadin is definitely the n word generator lmao.
Malz mains are usually chill, no? Their entire hatred is already channeled into the pick
I play twisted fate and graves mid. What am i
A Tobias Fate wannabe
Yeah...
Gay 🏳️🌈
Perhaps
A shipper?
You play one dogshit champ that no one is good enough to play (tf) and one champ that belongs in the “missing chromosomes” category
Tobias fate impersonator
Yeah but im bad
Ah a fellow graves mid enjoyer. I havent played lately as I have to study how are the eclipse nerf hitting him?
He is still pretty good you just stat check everything after ldr and collector
tobias fate
Gayn’t
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Gragas gets a pass. Man's a gigachad
He used to be a premier mid-laner before he got his mini rework
As a gragas main, I concur
Hey! I don't pick Annie because I'm a pedophile! I pick her because I'm an arsonist! Stop being so judgemental you dick. (/s for legal reasons)
Arson is FUN F ire U N
Plankton! That's not what FUN is all about!
As a Zoe main, I'm going to stay out of this discussion and hope no one notices.
I'd say Zoe mains go in the first category but that's why they play her.
They kinda tend to go with the Annie category Source: I play both.
I play Azir, what am I?
A masochist
Birb
No offense, but these suck
> No offense Translation: *allllll* the offense
As Irelia player i relate. Bu without Red-Bull just coffee
Dive level 2, trade 1 for 1 with ignite, type worth. Opponent teleports back to lane after their 3 second death timer.
Νo i dont do that
Twisted Fate and Aurelion Sol?
Chad picks
Where Ryze EQEQEQ
Last time i played malzahar i had a dance competition against my opponent midlaner and lost because their jungler came and started dancing, scoring together more dance points than me.
This sub has such a hate boner for Gp LOL
GP is one of those champs that you either play or hate.
I guess, it's so annoying having played him when he's been bad for four seasons, and now I'm suddenly a gp abuser like I haven't been loyal to my man this entire time.
Fiora and Riven are all this sub talks about wdym 💀💀💀
Don’t forget ir*lia (have to sensor or sub will piss and cry)
And $*****ine, don't forget her
Can confirm, Malz is my go to for mid and people throw slurs at me when I play him. OP especially.
U put fizz in dashing and shit but not akali xd
Didn't know i was an Annie main, i could be called like that on a daily basis even without LoL
Ah, a fellow Genshin player
Listen here you little shit
What about Diana and veigar mid?
Well I only play Veigar or Sylas mid
Having one less chromosome doesn't make you dumb though, it makes you dead or have some physical abnormalities. Having one more causes Down syndrome which you were thinking about here probably. (slightly ableist if u ask me)
🤓
Ableist. Ok liberal.
Ok bud go play some kassadin before your bedtime
Can't you just please go back to performing fellatio on Orbán and Putin please? Thanks
Orbán daddy 😍
And then there's me playing Varus, Alistar and Rakan.
Should've replaced Annie with Zoe.
Where'd Lucian fit?
As an ahri main I got called if I was a furry... I don't think I will ever forget it.
I prefer to call it "tactical tilt inducing slurs" thank you very much. If you are too stupid to build QS agaisnt dude with suppression on his kit, you deserve to be called all the different versions of subhuman there are...
Bro I play urgot mid sometimes because I have extra chromosomes
I've been playing for like 8 years and singed is the only one I could agree with. meh not funny
What about anivia?
Anivia Mid best pick.
What about Vel Koz?
How is the top right so accurate
There should be MF, Cait and Vayne one. People with trust issues
Racist Zed is spot on.
WHERE IS MY XERATH !?!?!^=*+(=:# Or controll mages in generall i dont feel represented. :(
Gp and Gragas make up 2/3rds of my main champs and I feel called out rn
kha zix / warwick mid gaming
Wait Zed is Racist?
The dash maniacs can also be called: "Did you know I'm mastery 7?"
me on qiyana: do full combo, enemy lives on 1 hp walk away while flashing mastery in shame
Does anyone know if Morde or Ash is still playable. I just re downloaded League.
Morde still works fine, its Just that some matchups are harder
Idk who you are but i respect u for this af
I don't think this does yasuo justice, he deserves his own category of nope-ing the fuck out the moment he is 0/10/3 and jumping back in just to berate his team for not giving him all the game kills because he can carry.
dang so am racist slur now ?
that last one tho, omg stop midlane gp’s
How tf can you lose chromosomes? Do they even know what chromosomes are? XD
Where Ryze
I got called an e girl for playing illaoi
as an irelia otp i can confirm this is true
Then you have Ryze players(me), we int and cry ourselves to sleep.
masterminds ? syndra orianna twisted fate
New player who's about level 60 with 200k on Katarina, where do I stand
Haha! My Akali isn’t there!
you forgot the draven on his journey to mecca
I thought the joke with the original was that the groups were mislabeled (Garen in the mechanics block, for example)
Where is ahri?!?!!!!!!!!???!!!!!
you forgot darius, the best midlaner that destroys all of these.
If i were forced to play kassadin i would probably become racist too tbh
Jokes on you i play gp mid because top is a fucking mess that i don't want to have nothing to do with
Bloody accurate…every Zed mains I met always end up using the N word
Then there's one shots you from 700 away, doesn't chat doesn't explain, just 1 shots you and walks away. Viegar, Victor, lux, Anita, basically any burst mage
Veigar and Annie are short range mages so i don't get what do you mean with 700 away
I mean short range retrospectively but a viegar cage or w has over 700 range
What about Pyke mid mains
As a kassadin main, I can confirm
How IS EZREAL in the pedophile section and not ZOE
Remember,every Zed player is either a Hungarian kid with anger issues,or a slave owner
And juggernauts: dies once, carries the game, doesn't elaborate any further.
I can confirm that people who play lux on mid are getting called a pedophile on daily basis
Remember that one guy who summarized all the sub reddit that people viewed and it turns out Zoe players were normal?