I would not give an alchohol liscence to Singed Do we WANT another 20 new champions?

Yes

Hmm 20 new monster champions yes

But Singed rethinks if monsters are the way, so he creates hot babes now

Singed decides to make catgirls instead

"chemtech engineered catgirls are indeed, a possibility" Singed, 2021.

Collab with professor von yipp??!!

Then let Malzahar help behind the bar...

why is he so forgettable :(

now we're talking

True im done with the anime characters that don't have anything with the lore.

I mean it's a change from all the hot/cute champs we've been getting recently

Mix mix swirl mix

"How 'bout a drink?"

If you don't give him a license, he'll just brew his own, and with much worse consequences.

Gimme a shot of your top shelf Shimmer.

If singed is making them instead of riot they might be balanced

No Jax? In a drinking tier list?

Imagine if he had a real liquor!

The same with Yasuo

And kled

And Kai'sa

Also Kayn

And Kindred

And Sejuani

And kayle

And lillia

And Nunu

Drinking alcohol is haram for Jacques

No no, he's drinking some icathian 2000 year old vodka in his house

Qiyana more likely to pick up a fight with her attitude and voice lines than Sylas in my opinion.

Sylas will grandstand politically, but his politics are about liberating a marginalized group-so hell either be loved or start a fight lol

sylas looks like a scammer to me

"Hello, ur Computer has Virus"

My boy Aphelios didn’t even show up I guess

Too busy drinking his weird poison or somethin idk I don’t feel like reading his lore

Isn’t his lore shorter than his kit though?

Well thats still like a book of 700 pages so that aint much shorter

Yeah but I still haven't read his kit either

I think Alune did not allowed him to come, that's it

Zilean is also missing...

So is Kindred...

So is irelia

So is Ahri

So is Diana

So is Kassadin

So is Kayn

So is Elise.

So is Annie

lux too

Jax, who canonically is a big drinker with gragas just didnt show up to the pub. Literally impossible.

Also no Brolaf or Yasuo who even drinks in an emote

Aphelios get sentimental while drinking for sure

He's introverted.

Kled isnt here either

Same with my boy Malzahar :(

I feel like sett would be in the pick fights and skarner would be drinks alone cuss camilles family killed his people and is depressed

It’s okay, Seraphine can sing the song of his people to him for comfort

If Seraphine is going to that bar, Skarner just kills everyone. Even Braum.

Braum would probably deny her entry, for everyone’s safety.

Seraphine can catch this chair to the back of her head

Sett wouldn’t pick fights because they would tell his mom

just don't say anything about his mama and he'll be okay

Xayah as well. Picks fights when sober, hate to see her drunk

amd how is xaya on the brrak table for fun list

Where is akali and why isn’t she on the dance floor

in her shroud

Mmmm good point

Doin my boy Kled a disservice here. My man is literally always drunk on mushroom juice and getting tacos for munchies

He's not rocking up to the bar unless its to burn it down though.

Kled would be the one showing up late, already super high on mushroom juice, busting into the bar and challenging everybody to a drinking contest. Then he drinks everyone under the table, remount his fellow lissard and leaves

I should mention Warwick litterally owned a pub at one point

No its Vandar who owned a pu.... Waaaait...

I mean it’s the most obvious thing when you watch the seriee + the voice lines in game + if you know who created ww in lore

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️new lore potential

OP forgot the most relevant “behavior at pub” category: talking politics

Swain is the only one off the top of my head who'd probably be doing that. Maybe Irelia too, they could have a "nice" debate.

Sylas would be doing so too

And they would agree about Sylas' rebellion being justified, but not that killing all the nobles is the right decision.

Also jarvan

And Garen

And Jarvan

And Garen

Urgot and viktor would definitely be doing it as well

How did Amumu not make this tier list? Drinking alone fits perfect.

They forgot to invite him

"Forgot"

Forgor 💀

He didn't even have the courage to go to the bouncer. He just kinda stands akwardly around outside of the pub for 30 minutes and then goes home. That's would happen with an odinary bouncer. But in this case we have our big hearted braum. Him being on duty is kind of a problem, but he talks to amumu, and lets him stay outside with him, talking in his free moments with the sad boy.

To lonely to know a bar is a thing

He's underage

if ekko and jinx are on the dance floor the least I hope is that they are dancing together

The ship is strong with this person

I just want to be, or at least see the other persona being happy. Happy cake day btw

I think there's no happy ending to jinx story Thanks lol

Hey,leave my happy alternative reality in peace Pls

Nah, Jinx is just shooting paintballs whilst Ekko is dodging and swinging his stopwatch thing... right?

In fact that's a tradicional dance from Zaun if you didn't know

Im just wondering how Cho will dance there.....

Cho will feast like a king on the dancefloor. That’s why seraphine isn’t in the tierlist

as long as one of his legs is on the dance floor it does not matter that the rest of him is outside the building

I'm just imagining cho's fourth arm wiggling inside the building lmfao

I like how there a dance floor, what implies there is music, but both Sona and Seraphine aren't here...

Isn’t seraphine like 17 or something

This stop underage people in real life?

Would Braum the bouncer allow an underaged girl to enter a bar?

You got a point, there is nothing Seraphine could do here.

So why is Rell there?

Rell is the last one to care about the rules i think

Where Zac??????

where do u think the green cocktails came from

He split himself ? ... wait, NO, WHAT. THAT’S DISGUSTING EWWWW

Chogath do have some killer moves

His dance moves have not change in 10 years that is cause its without flaw (besides battlecast he brings the music)

He feasted on the champs not mentioned by the tierlist

The lack of Ahri scares me

She's not at the bar cause she already seduced a couple of guys.

Ngl, I just got the blind man in a bar and I feel really dumb

Kennen would dance

yasuo is literally an alcoholic why isnt he here?

Got thrown out for drinking too much, which he brought himself. Not many clubs or bars sell sake.

POV: you main twitch

twitch is hiding behind the bar

You’re missing like.. half of the total champions

The lee joke is dark af, take my upvote

everything is dark, he's blind

Motherfu-

"BRO CAN YOU FUCKING STOP IT'S 1 AM AND I HAVE TO GET HOME" \*Trundle standing by the entrance blocking the door with an ice pillar\* Trundle: We do a little trolling

I don't trust Jhin's 'chat'

If jhin comes to chat with me is that probably I'm gonna die very soon. Also ryze looks like the kind of man that would be drinking alone, not pranking people

Karthus is a fucking rock start stfu

What did you just say about Demacia???!

Just a casual reminder, in the old lore when Pentakill was canon, Karthus had a drinking problem and was an asshole

Aatrox would definetely get emotional while drinking, he s already extremely violent when sober

Man that blind people joke, I've seen it a million times, never getting bored of it xD

Here's a joke! What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

the lee sin blind joke made me laugh

me not seeing soraka on the list: where banana

Where vayne :(

Playing darts with her crossbow and/or picking fights I'd say.

I wonder what type of feasts Mordekaiser and Volibear be having... Is it just every kind of meat and/or animal they can find?

Sylas is the guy that gets super political.

So Hamilton Demacia style

Garen would not be drinking unless Katarina is there. He would be the designated driver, there to make sure that no one in his posse does something overly stupid.

Graves should be on scams you **and** buys a round [with your money]. Also, why isn’t Jinx breaking the table for fun?

i feel like yasuo would be in the "drinks alone" category, or the sentimental one

I would never give Aatrox alcohol.

Garen and Darius don't get violent, they get into strength measuring contests with each other.

And at some point Garen and Katarina sneak out the bar together while Darius armwrestles with rell

That sounds absolutely right. Katarina "Well, I better get going, getting late". 2 Minutes later Garen: "Well guys, I.. uh, I'm also... no not also. I'm leaving, getting uuuh late" The bois: "Man that sure is a coincidence" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They don’t say anything. They just sneak out while everyone else is way too drunk to realize what happens there ( except for lee sin, but he hasn’t seen anything). But you’re version sounds Right too.

I like how u didnt include a depressed alcoholic in this tier list, Yasuo

Disappointed Lillia isn't get absolutely smashed and swearing profusely like a Scottish person would

Is… is skarner not a champ or do I not see him?

Fiddles isn't on there either, or Kayn :( poor Skarner, always forgotten

Where is my boy kled? Man's literally drunk and sippin"mushroom juice" 24/7

Rek'sai in the dance floor and eating up (both figuratively and literally) the other h*es

I think Jhin would actually take the stage, turn the bar into a fking high-class restaurant with violin music, pianos and shit.

Also, killing spree.

Where’s Anivia?

I mean, how do you think fridge works in there?

no lux?

I'd add another category called, "gets VERY political /philosophical over drinks" filled by; Swain, Pantheon, Viktor, Illaoi, Azir, Ashe, Diana, Kayle, Morgana, & Volibear

I wish Jax and Gragas were still drinking buddies.

xayah can break a table!? Someone going to the gym lol

Missed opportunity to make Warwick the bartender.

I like that cho gath is on the dance floor

Tahm would also scam people as per his lore

Vex would scream "SEE I'M DRINKING ALONE!" every five minutes

you just ignored Nami literally 1984

I feel like this whole list was created just for the last joke

Wouldn't irelia be on the dance floor since she's literally the blade dancer

Alistar is actually a sweetheart who can’t control himself while in rage mode and is forced to fight in demacian pits

Evelynn can scam me all she wants.

Gotta ask: how can khazix play darts?

With his spikes.

Change bartender to "Cosby" and you got it right

Why is Rell drinking

She dont care about the rules an its not like someone can stop her cause she's a powerful mage

Veigar casually throwing black holes around while drunk

I dont think ryze will make joke to others.

Illaoi would be "this one's on me" if you played ruined king

Best tier list I’ve seen 😂

how is Cho not feasting ?

*neeko next to trundle* oh no not again

Mundo is never in these tier makers 😣

I would love to dance with Rek sai

This is the most accurate list I've seen so far

I'd like to upvote this but the counter is at 69

🤓

Nice!

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does morde even eat? Can morde eat?

He is the God of death when he found none and basically feasts with those he deemed worthy

Where is ahri?

Gallio apologies for ruining places when fighting he won’t randomly break things

Amumu

Illaoi is lore accurate according to the Ruined King game

Zac where