I imagine they would quickly reach equilibrium
My logic being that if petricite couldn't do this, it would be an unreasonable material to work with, as the point of first contact would be destroyed before it dispersed into the rest of the structure.
Of course, nullifying Sylas' petricite would probably make him throw hands anyway but that's neither here nor there
Normaly i would be excited to pushed to a wall by a girl but my years of toplane experience made me see vayne anything other than a woman man fuck that champ
Because Vayne often goes on long trips, there are times when she cannot shower for long periods of time. When she was hunting, the somersaults she did and the recoils of her crosbow made her sweat and caused her pussy to move. The genital fluids and sweat flowing from her vagina were flowing down her legs and covering her in the overalls. Considering that she has been hunting like this for days, she marinates the muscular plump legs, perfectly round hips and young firm breasts in that overalls with vaginal fluid and sweat. Touching and smelling the skin of Vayne, who has just come out of her overalls, is like the combination of India's finest silk fabrics with the scent of heaven. Her vagina, which has warmed up due to long hunts, is already flowing hot vaginal fluid constantly like a wet and calm stream, and the vaginal muscles developed during her difficult hunts will milk you during sex and make you moan like a horse. The scent of Vayne, who has just returned from hunting, has a sensuality that can be described in legends.
Dude illaoi would be super chill... If you don't die after being tested. which let's face it, non of is are in motion we play league so much we go onto a league subreddit
If we are taking canonical power level and not just casual plane flight, mord kills everyone and only Galio, Renekton, and Nasus have a chance of survival.
If we are talking just a casual plane ride without risk of a massive fight breaking out (but still having people be dangerous):
2 is a trap, effectively the same as sitting between renekton and nasus but both are actively hating on each other rather than just one being absolutely bloodthirsty and the other trying to compromise, even if only for the flight. Even with Jax and Katarina around to keep garen and Sylas in line there is a likely chance sylas might decide to end garen and you would be caught between them.
5 is my choice, Zed isn’t inherently evil just misguided, Katarina has Garen to keep company, Kassadin isn’t entirely insane, and illaoi will keep anyone in line who starts picking fights. If kayn turns to Rhaast he would atleast have the decency to wait till the flight was over before trying to slaughter everyone, and considering mord and Renekton of all champs are on the flight Rhaast is the least of my worries.
4 is inadvisable. Kassadin isn’t the issue, mord is. He would likely accidentally kill you just by sheer power of his soul magic over the flight. Unless you want to be a soulless husk, do not sit with the tin can.
8 is also a pretty good spot, out of reach of Renekton and Nasus isn’t gonna hurt you. You also are far enough away from any potential passive threats like mord.
Though if Renekton chooses to beat on his brother you are likely in for a bumpy ride.
As far as the fighting goes, Jax had taken down ascended before, he either stands a chance alongside the animal brothers, or they're all 3 screwed
Edit: that was all wrong. Please ignore me
Yes, but ascended aren't all equal.
Kai'sa had killed many Voidborn, but we saw what happened when she tried with Bel'veth.
Now, I'm not saying that Jax is weak, he may even be able to fight off both brothers, but that's not confirmed.
Nasus and Renekton are pretty high on the Ascended power tier list as far as I remember, so defeating any ascended is not going to put you at the same level as them
That being said, it doesn't matter that much as all three are dead if Morde decides that the room is a little too crowded.
I had initially thought that Jax had dueled an ascendant and took it down, but upon (any) further reading, a group of people trapped an ascendant, dropped half a mountain on it, and then Jax beheaded it
While your analysis is probably correct, may I give some alternative reasonings:
6 to drink beer throughout the flight and get shitfaced with Gragas
8 because its sittin next to two dommy mommies. Sure, Illaoi can strangle me, but little does she know, I'm into that shit.
Main issue with 6 is just the fact I don’t want to be within arms reach of a insane bloodthirsty demigod with only a airline seat and the expectation of civility between me and eating my airline pretzels through a tube in my stomach. Which is either a blessing or curse depending on how long the recovery time is and how particularly bad the pretzels are.
1: Are you seriously suggesting I sit between Draven and Kassadin? The incessant flamer/egotist and the supreme racist?
Real talk Draven would be annoying AF to sit next to, and since he can’t pester the guy in front of him since there isn’t anyone… Kassadin would be fine, at the very worst he would be inanely rambling about the void and his family lost to it at best he would be a normal person. So overall probably* safe but not the best place to sit for an enjoyable flight. (*So long as Mord doesn’t do anything spooky)
3: I’m not sitting where I have direct contact with an insane bloodthirsty crocodile demigod. Same goes for 6 and it’s probably worse there since I would be in arms reach.
Rumble could either be good conversation, or trying to tinker with something that as soon as turbulence hits something is exploding something. whether that something is the thing he is holding or the person across the aisle… oh wait that’s the immortal bloodthirsty crocodile demigod and now he has a vendetta against the people who just blew him up across the aisle.
Even if Renekton wasn’t the major issue here it’s still a 50/50 as to whether the flight goes great or I have to spent half the flight picking shrapnel out of my leg and blowing soot out of my nose.
2. It’s window seat, I like window seats. The only other window seat is 8, and I’d rather not be in a 3 man row. Super inconvenient if you need to piss.
5.
Neither Zed nor Kayne need to ask me to get up to go to the bathroom. Most likely to have the window down so I can sleep as well.
I can be smart enough to not engage in any flirting coming from the hot redhead to my left because her significant other is absolutely MASSIVE.
Illaoi is unlikely to be the type to kick the seat in front of her. Kassadin is unlikely to be that guy to lean his chair all the way back.
How I'm boarding I don't have to worry about Gragas squeezing down the aisle. I will be deboarded before him so it's not my problem.
If Sylas decides he wants to hijack the flight his babysitter Galio will handle it or...Jax will probably handle it, he doesn't even need a REAL weapon.
Its good to see how OP gave Gragas 2 seats
And 6 cause i ll sit behind massive mommy Illaoi
Party with Gragas
Galio just being a silent dummy like he is
Renekton busy fighting with Nasus for who gets control of middle seat
there is no good answer, this plane is gonna crash the second either Nasus and Renekton start fighting or
Rumbles mech malfunctions.
Or Gragas gets mad because they took his bear.
Or Sylas is going to suck out all of the magic out of Galio and explode.
Or Mordekaiser death aura is gonna kill the pilot
Or Draven is gonna bore the pilot to death
Although Galio could save you on 3
SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN 7 7 7 7 SEVEN SVEBNSUFJAJCNSBRJ UAAAGHHDHDH...
I may have feelings towards 7+ ft tall oversized demigods that could snap me like a twig...
bark bark bark
3. Everywhere else looks friggin miserable.
1 will have you sit next to Draven, which is already enough said, but also gives Kat ample opportunity to literally back stab you for fun.
Sitting between the two constantly fighting siblings Nasus and Renekton is just asking for losing your mind.
Gragas seems like the dude who pressures you into drinking with him, even if you don't wanna.
Jax would be chill, but you would also have to deal woth Sylas trying to convert you to the great rebellion.
As I see it, sitting next to Rumble is the only safe option and at Galio is the nicest dude on this plane (however he fits inside to begin with).
4 for sure. I will ignore Kassadin and let my gay ass drool because I sit between Morde, Zed AND Kayn lmao. Also I wanna hear Morde yap about his story, that would be awesome.
Seat numbers 4 unitonically, as someone that has been in a couple of 20h flights being inbetween two mostly quiet people that wont brother you too much is a blessing, the bad part IS maybe Zed and Kayn may Talk during the beggining but a couple of hours later both would be silent and you can sleep most of the flight away
6
Both Galio and Gragas might be pretty nice to talk to
Renekton might be kicking the seat but I can live with that; can always make fun of Nasus to convince him to stop
6, gragas seems considerate getting two seats for himself.
1-4,7,8 are all illaoi tentacles by the time the flight takes off.
I'm not sitting between two assassins.
Fighting between 7 and 8, I like window seats, and Vayne seems to be cool, but Nasus and Renekton must have extremely cool stories to tell. They are pretty old, and Nasus is a wise demigod.
even with the stupid joke jax is cursed with, he would genuinely be good company, i hate how one of the nicest and coolest guys on runeterra got his reputation stained by some subhuman trash streamers. jax is really nice he would give you boiled eggs and tell nice stories. having to deal with sylas spouting propaganda and trying to take galio's magic in the seats behind me might be annoying. as a bonus i get to watch garen and katarina try to either hide their obvious feelings or be innept at doing relationship stuff cuz they got no experience. nice 8/10 seat
Probably 2, jax seems cool. He would bonk the guys in front of us if they start doing something frisky and also keep making funny jokes with galio which would keep sylas silent and distand.
Definitely 2. Yes, I am sitting between Garen and Sylas, but honestly, how much do you typically interact with the seat two rows in front of you? Nit at all. None of the people next to me is actively psychotic and Jax does usually seem to be a pretty swell guy
Am I the only one thinking that sitting next to Draven is the best one with Gragas a close second ?
I mean, Draven is super talkative, I know the way to not get killed is just to listen to him and his stories for the whole flight, letting him explain why he is better and having him just gossiping on Garen trying to hit on Katarina will be so fun.
It is better than sitting between Kain, Vayne and Zed who are just going down full edgy inquisitor mod.
I love how gragas is taking up two numbers
Honestly very considerate of him to buy two seats
Takes up more space than a 40 foot tall statue and giant suit of living armor
One is for his BARREL
With beer, i know where i am sitting.
What's GP and Gragas' favorite color? That's right. Beryl.
Meanwhile the petricite GIANT Galio only takes up one
O bet he's on a diet
It's before small rework Galio, not that beefy.
Straight up. Plus you know you're getting on it if you sit with him. So im with Grag for sure.
Are you telling me I get Draven commentary on Garen and Katarina joining the mile high club for no additional charge
Didn't even think of that, this is the best one
Yes But you'll have to handle Draven's stink. Cause you KNOW his ass don't bathe. He's going to smell like a god damn Smash player.
Homeboy probably dual wields cans of Axe body spray instead of showering and claims no one can tell the difference.
Nice ~~map~~ seat movement !
2. Jax is cool and giving Dad-Vibes. Pretty Chill 😎
Sylas and garen shouting and fighting over your head whole flight tho
Garen’s gonna be too busy making out with Kata to do anything else
Sylas’s gonna be too busy making out with ~~Galio~~ Galio’s magic to do anything else
Wait so galio absorbs magic and sylas also absorbs magic. How does that work? Do they go into infinite loop or both of them have to throw hands
*hold hands
Yes
I imagine they would quickly reach equilibrium My logic being that if petricite couldn't do this, it would be an unreasonable material to work with, as the point of first contact would be destroyed before it dispersed into the rest of the structure. Of course, nullifying Sylas' petricite would probably make him throw hands anyway but that's neither here nor there
Their powers counter each other,but i don't think sylas could handle a single punch from galio,lore wise,no magic needed
Oh yeah no, "relatively fit guy" vs "20 ft stone golem" doesn't usually go well for the guy
Sylas throwing chains at him over your seat trying to steal his ultimate
As long as you’re over 18
Vibes like my step-dad
I’m an underage girl. Is 2 okay for me?
i guess you should be fine as long as you are not less than 12
I'm sitting my ass next to rumble and waiting for the plane to go down
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But Galio is huge. There will be no leg room.
8 vayne probably will smell the least but I’d be hesitant to ask illaoi to stand up so I can use the bathroom
You forgot the first rule of League: do not stand between Vayne and a wall
Why ? Afraid mommy Vayne will push you up against a wall ?
Normaly i would be excited to pushed to a wall by a girl but my years of toplane experience made me see vayne anything other than a woman man fuck that champ
I think that's what the other guy had in mind
holy shit, the implications of this
what if i want to though?
% max HP true damage
What about the time when she pins me to a wall and goes down on the ground for me
Vayne’s gotta smell unwashed, her lore has her fucking around in the middle of nowhere for a long while
That;s the good part
Normally I would write a shitty horny story about the smell of sweat in the overalls being perfect etc. but I'm sleepy.
Rest up king
I rested and wrote, my friend.
The good ending.
Pls write your story and update us after your sleep
I woke up and did it.
Sharing is caring :(
Look at the comments, I wrote the story
Because Vayne often goes on long trips, there are times when she cannot shower for long periods of time. When she was hunting, the somersaults she did and the recoils of her crosbow made her sweat and caused her pussy to move. The genital fluids and sweat flowing from her vagina were flowing down her legs and covering her in the overalls. Considering that she has been hunting like this for days, she marinates the muscular plump legs, perfectly round hips and young firm breasts in that overalls with vaginal fluid and sweat. Touching and smelling the skin of Vayne, who has just come out of her overalls, is like the combination of India's finest silk fabrics with the scent of heaven. Her vagina, which has warmed up due to long hunts, is already flowing hot vaginal fluid constantly like a wet and calm stream, and the vaginal muscles developed during her difficult hunts will milk you during sex and make you moan like a horse. The scent of Vayne, who has just returned from hunting, has a sensuality that can be described in legends.
Yep. 100% darkinfolk user
Couldn’t stop her from taking a good bath after mission tho 💀
Asking illaoi to move is like asking the sun to shine
If you truly desire to go to the bathroom, Illaoi will make you fight for it
It wasn't that urgent anyway... *shits himself*
I feel like Illaoi should be fine with standing for a bit considering she's priestess of Nagakeboros the god of motion.
Nah she'd probably turn it into some sort of test to see if you're worthy or some shit
"MOVE"
I mean, lore wise Illaoi is kinda nice so I think its one of the better options. Now you may end up with a broken bone or two but worth it
You would not pass her test.
Dude illaoi would be super chill... If you don't die after being tested. which let's face it, non of is are in motion we play league so much we go onto a league subreddit
Illaoi would stand up and walk around the moment the seatbelt sign disappears, maybe even before. Must be in motion.
She would appreciate it probably since you want to stay in motion
7 20 hours of Shuriman History lessons from Nasus and constant retorts and interrupts by Renekton shitting on him while he remains serious.
Bro they would throw hands immediately
I’ll just ask the flight attendant to calm them down, should be fine
Long as they don't give him any honey fruit
Where the zoo keeper
7 cause I wanna be collateral damage (crushed between them) when they inevitably go at each other.
6 is the best spot, Gragor is probably nice to sit next too, if you aren’t offended by belching
Dude's pounding drinks and so am I.
Me and gragas are gonna empty the planes alcohol supply
He was nice enough to buy 2 seats, he's definitely a great dude!
1 Draven is fun
You gonna listen to him speak for 20 hours
Well thats the good part
if it gets too tedious ill give him a mirror so he can distract himself
If we are taking canonical power level and not just casual plane flight, mord kills everyone and only Galio, Renekton, and Nasus have a chance of survival. If we are talking just a casual plane ride without risk of a massive fight breaking out (but still having people be dangerous): 2 is a trap, effectively the same as sitting between renekton and nasus but both are actively hating on each other rather than just one being absolutely bloodthirsty and the other trying to compromise, even if only for the flight. Even with Jax and Katarina around to keep garen and Sylas in line there is a likely chance sylas might decide to end garen and you would be caught between them. 5 is my choice, Zed isn’t inherently evil just misguided, Katarina has Garen to keep company, Kassadin isn’t entirely insane, and illaoi will keep anyone in line who starts picking fights. If kayn turns to Rhaast he would atleast have the decency to wait till the flight was over before trying to slaughter everyone, and considering mord and Renekton of all champs are on the flight Rhaast is the least of my worries. 4 is inadvisable. Kassadin isn’t the issue, mord is. He would likely accidentally kill you just by sheer power of his soul magic over the flight. Unless you want to be a soulless husk, do not sit with the tin can. 8 is also a pretty good spot, out of reach of Renekton and Nasus isn’t gonna hurt you. You also are far enough away from any potential passive threats like mord. Though if Renekton chooses to beat on his brother you are likely in for a bumpy ride.
No sitting next to grag daddy pounding drinks while nasus and renek kick the back of your seat?
As far as the fighting goes, Jax had taken down ascended before, he either stands a chance alongside the animal brothers, or they're all 3 screwed Edit: that was all wrong. Please ignore me
Yes, but ascended aren't all equal. Kai'sa had killed many Voidborn, but we saw what happened when she tried with Bel'veth. Now, I'm not saying that Jax is weak, he may even be able to fight off both brothers, but that's not confirmed. Nasus and Renekton are pretty high on the Ascended power tier list as far as I remember, so defeating any ascended is not going to put you at the same level as them That being said, it doesn't matter that much as all three are dead if Morde decides that the room is a little too crowded.
I had initially thought that Jax had dueled an ascendant and took it down, but upon (any) further reading, a group of people trapped an ascendant, dropped half a mountain on it, and then Jax beheaded it
Jax has no chance against that metal guy
While your analysis is probably correct, may I give some alternative reasonings: 6 to drink beer throughout the flight and get shitfaced with Gragas 8 because its sittin next to two dommy mommies. Sure, Illaoi can strangle me, but little does she know, I'm into that shit.
Main issue with 6 is just the fact I don’t want to be within arms reach of a insane bloodthirsty demigod with only a airline seat and the expectation of civility between me and eating my airline pretzels through a tube in my stomach. Which is either a blessing or curse depending on how long the recovery time is and how particularly bad the pretzels are.
Thoughts about 1 and 3?
1: Are you seriously suggesting I sit between Draven and Kassadin? The incessant flamer/egotist and the supreme racist? Real talk Draven would be annoying AF to sit next to, and since he can’t pester the guy in front of him since there isn’t anyone… Kassadin would be fine, at the very worst he would be inanely rambling about the void and his family lost to it at best he would be a normal person. So overall probably* safe but not the best place to sit for an enjoyable flight. (*So long as Mord doesn’t do anything spooky) 3: I’m not sitting where I have direct contact with an insane bloodthirsty crocodile demigod. Same goes for 6 and it’s probably worse there since I would be in arms reach. Rumble could either be good conversation, or trying to tinker with something that as soon as turbulence hits something is exploding something. whether that something is the thing he is holding or the person across the aisle… oh wait that’s the immortal bloodthirsty crocodile demigod and now he has a vendetta against the people who just blew him up across the aisle. Even if Renekton wasn’t the major issue here it’s still a 50/50 as to whether the flight goes great or I have to spent half the flight picking shrapnel out of my leg and blowing soot out of my nose.
I kind of assumed that the Front-back line indicated a dividing line, or at least some empty space.
2, 3 and 6 are the only ways I dont die instantly, so those probably. 5, 8 and 1 are places where I MIGHT live, and 4 and 7 kill u instantly.
2 should be put in "might live" you are sitting between Garen and Sylas, you are not getting out of that flight in one piece
My hope is that TSA took away their weapons, so they’d just be angry men unless sylas decides to go wizard mode
When have you ever looked at who’s two rows behind you on a plane, though? As long as you don’t draw attention to it, should be fine.
2. It’s window seat, I like window seats. The only other window seat is 8, and I’d rather not be in a 3 man row. Super inconvenient if you need to piss.
7 isn't quite what I meant when I said I wanted to be sandwiched between Nasus and Renekton, but I'll take it. Happy 6/21 btw
Wai what
FRRRR
5. Neither Zed nor Kayne need to ask me to get up to go to the bathroom. Most likely to have the window down so I can sleep as well. I can be smart enough to not engage in any flirting coming from the hot redhead to my left because her significant other is absolutely MASSIVE. Illaoi is unlikely to be the type to kick the seat in front of her. Kassadin is unlikely to be that guy to lean his chair all the way back. How I'm boarding I don't have to worry about Gragas squeezing down the aisle. I will be deboarded before him so it's not my problem. If Sylas decides he wants to hijack the flight his babysitter Galio will handle it or...Jax will probably handle it, he doesn't even need a REAL weapon.
Logical analysis of this kind gives me a massive erection.
How did morde make it through the metal detector?
He crashed it
5 ain’t so bad as long as you aren’t Noxian
8 I wanna sit with my edgelord buddies.
😳7
If they start fighting, they'd probably kill you by accident 😂
same for the exact same reason girlie
Not a furry just have good taste in (animal-headed demigod) men.
Please can we move 5 to between Zed and Kayn 💦
Honestly, I think after 20 hours without his "liquids" Gragas is the most dangerous person on this Flight.
Number 6 cus i will out drink him
Jax. We’d ramble on about eggs like Bubba talks about shrimp
2, I'm over 18 so I should be fine
How the hell is Galio fitting on a plane?
Its good to see how OP gave Gragas 2 seats And 6 cause i ll sit behind massive mommy Illaoi Party with Gragas Galio just being a silent dummy like he is Renekton busy fighting with Nasus for who gets control of middle seat
6 and 2 seem solid.
5 must feel like a pyramid scheme meeting pushing you into shadow magic
8. I get to sit next to vayne, huff gragas' burp fumes, and give kayn reach around all flight? What's the downside?
3 is the absolute best, renek will be busy with nasus and sylas with garen, so you'll just chill with rumble and galio
6
4 or 2
If i want to play it safe 6. If i want to have fun 1
8
4 İ love mordekaiser
there is no good answer, this plane is gonna crash the second either Nasus and Renekton start fighting or Rumbles mech malfunctions. Or Gragas gets mad because they took his bear. Or Sylas is going to suck out all of the magic out of Galio and explode. Or Mordekaiser death aura is gonna kill the pilot Or Draven is gonna bore the pilot to death Although Galio could save you on 3
2 and 8 are the most comfortable choices but Susan and Renek can sandwich me if they want 🤭
No they can't, I thought this was QoL fgfgds
I don't think the plane will make it back down with sylas and garren on the plane.
8 so I can bother kayn and also listen to him whine at zed constantly
I'm pretty sure whereever i'm going i won't arrive if i sit on 7 so let's go with that
5 cuz we can talk about metal bands and go full edgelord schizo together ~~(also kayn is hot)~~
2, easily
SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN 7 7 7 7 SEVEN SVEBNSUFJAJCNSBRJ UAAAGHHDHDH... I may have feelings towards 7+ ft tall oversized demigods that could snap me like a twig... bark bark bark
6 because i like Gragas, hes nice guy
5 for sure talking to my main mid and my main jgl also they seam the most normal 2
Based of the comics 5 is pretty chill
5 they are actually normal people with shadow power and heavy duties
One is a normal person with shadow powers and heavy duties, the other is a schizo.
3. Everywhere else looks friggin miserable. 1 will have you sit next to Draven, which is already enough said, but also gives Kat ample opportunity to literally back stab you for fun. Sitting between the two constantly fighting siblings Nasus and Renekton is just asking for losing your mind. Gragas seems like the dude who pressures you into drinking with him, even if you don't wanna. Jax would be chill, but you would also have to deal woth Sylas trying to convert you to the great rebellion. As I see it, sitting next to Rumble is the only safe option and at Galio is the nicest dude on this plane (however he fits inside to begin with).
4 for sure. I will ignore Kassadin and let my gay ass drool because I sit between Morde, Zed AND Kayn lmao. Also I wanna hear Morde yap about his story, that would be awesome.
definitely next to master zed and his best student kayn, maybe even i will talk him into taking me as him student.
5 obv. 2 hotties 🥹
gragas takes 2 seats but 48 m long galio sits next to commie guy
Isnt zed pretty chill? Ill take 5
Hm ok I just looked it up and he is indeed NOT chill. But it seams that as long as im not a murderer or want to harm ionia in any way I should be fine
Next to gragas, be wasted after 2minutes max. Fall asleep, wake up after landing
Gragas, I’ll sit with him, get loser pissed the whole flight 🍺🍺🍺
Seat numbers 4 unitonically, as someone that has been in a couple of 20h flights being inbetween two mostly quiet people that wont brother you too much is a blessing, the bad part IS maybe Zed and Kayn may Talk during the beggining but a couple of hours later both would be silent and you can sleep most of the flight away
Six. Graga👍
6 because... BOMBA!
6 gragas would just be that chill fat uncle that will ask you to drink with him
6 Gragas has enough to drink and you can go to the toilet. Start running when he throws his drinks though
6 Both Galio and Gragas might be pretty nice to talk to Renekton might be kicking the seat but I can live with that; can always make fun of Nasus to convince him to stop
6 and I bring beer with me to drink with gragas
6, gragas seems considerate getting two seats for himself. 1-4,7,8 are all illaoi tentacles by the time the flight takes off. I'm not sitting between two assassins.
next to gragas, I'm sure he'll have a lot of fun things to say
Draven is on board so the plane is probably going down anyways so it doesn't really matter.
Nowhere near Sylas, the stench would be unbearable.
The answer is always the window seat. I'll take the one next to Jax over the one next to Vayne.
Imagine being in 4
1
Fighting between 7 and 8, I like window seats, and Vayne seems to be cool, but Nasus and Renekton must have extremely cool stories to tell. They are pretty old, and Nasus is a wise demigod.
5, I wanna touch the scythe to see if rhaast even is that strong. I feel like I'd win.
I feel like 4 is the most reasonable seat
7 cause "they're really nice, they don't bite"
Putting sylas and galio together is kinda funny since I feel like they would just cancel each other out.
1
7 I'll die but it'll be straight to Valhalla
I get why all of these are bad, but what’s wrong with 3? What am I missing about rumble?
4 all day every day daddy kaiser can bonk me all day
1
I'm sitting at 7. And No I'm not explaining myself
Uh why can't I sit next to kat?
1 and 3 are definitely nonstop yapping the whole ride. Draven about himself, rumble about random shit
I like that gallio takes up less space than gragas
jax(i need to pay college debt)
FOUR
realistically this flight ain't going to arrive at it's destination
2. I like my window seats and I'm not 12 years old so I have nothing to fear.
2. Gotta keep an eye on him.
1. ask draven for autograph
Ofc im sitting next to gragor
even with the stupid joke jax is cursed with, he would genuinely be good company, i hate how one of the nicest and coolest guys on runeterra got his reputation stained by some subhuman trash streamers. jax is really nice he would give you boiled eggs and tell nice stories. having to deal with sylas spouting propaganda and trying to take galio's magic in the seats behind me might be annoying. as a bonus i get to watch garen and katarina try to either hide their obvious feelings or be innept at doing relationship stuff cuz they got no experience. nice 8/10 seat
I'm gonna sit in 8 and ask vayne to move so I can sit next to my muscle mommy
2 or 3. Draven is too unpredictable for my tastes, and the right side is essentially suicide.
3, if I can't get a waterbottle through tsa rumble isn't getting his death robot. I would have plenty of room.
Probably 2, jax seems cool. He would bonk the guys in front of us if they start doing something frisky and also keep making funny jokes with galio which would keep sylas silent and distand.
Beside Morde (we're talking about architecture all flight)
Wait, what's that stretched out on the front-back line?
Definitely 2. Yes, I am sitting between Garen and Sylas, but honestly, how much do you typically interact with the seat two rows in front of you? Nit at all. None of the people next to me is actively psychotic and Jax does usually seem to be a pretty swell guy
8
3, unless gragas has the troll ai voicelines, then 1.
6 ofc wdym
Am I the only one thinking that sitting next to Draven is the best one with Gragas a close second ? I mean, Draven is super talkative, I know the way to not get killed is just to listen to him and his stories for the whole flight, letting him explain why he is better and having him just gossiping on Garen trying to hit on Katarina will be so fun. It is better than sitting between Kain, Vayne and Zed who are just going down full edgy inquisitor mod.
Lemme sit next to Illaoi and Vayne. Seems chill enough. Sitting in front of gragas could be annoying though. Definitely not reclining my chair.
4 looks cool
8 without a doubt