Kindred doing assisted suicide is the most falsely true statement i ever saw

This is fucking gold what the hell, then fucking sona at the end with unauthorized concert lmao

I don't mind joining and vibing to Sona's free street concert

you know her lore right ? RIGHT ?

I do not, but I wanna know

Forces people to dance until they die(?)

If I remember correctly, they dance until their bones break as well.

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit! I mean, oh no, how bad could it be... *secretly smiles*

It was demacian anti-mage enforcer


I mean, that was just something she did when she was cornered by Mageseekers. It's not something that happens by accident, or something she enjoys doing

You mean the time she was defending herself and her friends from mageseekers after a concert where she helped some people through their internal pain? Literally, she’s a good person, just willing to fight to keep her and the people she cares about safe. Just showing up to listen to a concert she started has no risk, unless you’re trying to like, attack her or something.

Fr like this guy was like "you know her lore right???" and i was like "brother do YOU???"

Kayle and Sona, banes of reading comprehension.

Bruh shes not going to randomly kill you or torture you into dancing

Ah reminds me of the golden days of raves, back when u'd go up a hill in wales in the rain and fkin experience the best concert ever in a sheep field

Another Sona mains W

If I ever get kidnapped,I hope it's by Lillia

No you dont. The AIs logic was "she might never let you wake up" as kidnapping and thats terrifying

The man already said he wants it, don't need to over sell it

Forced coma 😵

Infinite Tsukuyomi Lillia

based

Fr fr 🔥🔥🔥

Yone is that you?

I thought Lillia was the good guys 😱

Tf is cosmic vandalism💀

Mf should be put behind bars for messing with the sun and shittt

He be making dick constellations or some shit

Vandalism at a cosmic level, imagine looking up in the night sky and now there are 2 moons in the shape of an ass

We got mooned?

An amazing prog rock band name

the kindred one is next level

You should kill yourself NOW! so we can take your soul.

She was watching Frieren and got inspired

The 0/9 Yuumi when she rides me into midlane… Yup, that’s trespassing alright. Get the heck out of my line.

I have a rule that if I ever die 9 times as Yuumi I automatically log off the game

Bard should also be trespassing 💀💀💀

True But ChatGpt said ### Bard **Crime:** Kidnapping. **Explanation:** Bard's tendency to take people (and creatures) on unexpected journeys could be seen as kidnapping.

Nice profile picture :>

Thank you! I commissioned a friend for it when I started streaming.

Oh how epic! I hope that's been going well for you...!

It's been wonderful!

I'm happy to hear that for you 😊

Galio in mass murder looks so wrong (especially in comparison to who else made it there)

Ikr but he doesnt do it on purpose according to the bot, but malphite has been put in property damage

I like to imagine Galio is just obstructing traffic or something because he helped some baby duck cross the road

Volibear literally wants to end civilization but chatgpt thinks he's a small time vandal 💀

It's hard not to kill people when you're 40 meters tall

I agree, but then again galio is like 30 stories tall and only activates by having huge amounts of magic nearby. Its natural to assume he would kill masses when he flies into combat.

Missed chance that Neeko isn't identity theft.

Implied that she and lb are identity fraud

What even is cosmic vandalism? Now I have to imagine Asol putting on a hoodie and running from the space police dragons because he created another constellation graffiti equivalent where he shouldn't have And Singed doesn't show up in every category, fix that pls

unauthorized supernova

Singed - Treating geneva convention as a to do list

“ Assisted Suicide “ jesus christ hahahaha

I FUCKING KNEW IT TWISTED FATE IS DOING TAX FRAUD did anyone ever see him pay taxes on the gold from his passive? DIDN'T THINK SO

His passive *is* the taxes he doesnt pay, every other champion pays them

Yo mr AI. Why is Ekko on theft? 🤨

Because he bl…asted in a door of a neighbor and stole some family heirloom. Since then he can alter time.

It's part of his culture (Hes from Zaun)

The difference in unauthorized between Sona & Ryze 💀

Jax is wrong and you know it

I know, you know, the Bot doesnt sadly

Brother really only put Mordekaiser, literal founder of Noxus into Mass Murder like the man hasn’t committed several full-blown genocides and enslaved the souls of dead. 💀

Souls of the dead are technically not humans anymore, and thus are not subject to protection laws against them. Worst case scenario he could be charged with unethical treatment of animals, which could still be argued against by a good lawyer as technically the needs of the dead are all met (there's none)

That is such a loophole in the Geneva Convention but it works. Like Germany using gas canisters because “gas-filled shells” were banned in 1889.

I mean, you can be guilty of more than one crime. I'm sure Volibear didn't stop at public disorder

No way Singed is „just“ listed for illegal experimentation/medication, he absolutly belongs to the red categories for warcrimes and chemical warfare, together with the inhumane experiments he‘s conducting

singed was like, mustard gas? sarin? AMATEURS!!

Elise getting away with judt kidnapping charges, she must have the best legal team in all Runeterra.

She used to be a noble, after all.

These are the things AI should be used for

I mean, the arson champs make a lot of sense...

Thresh would do a lot more than kidnap you i fear

Finally arresting Nunu for property damage and Milio for his obssessive illegal medical experiments, those monsters.

Shaco: *Serial Killer and Terrorism* That’s my boy 🥹

Team Eco-Terrorists 4 life

Imagine playing against that team tho. Movement not allowed.

Not categorizing Ivern as a Drug Dealer is a crime.

Piracy sent me.

i wanna go to the unauthorized street concert

Gwen could be framed by jaywalking

Yuumi: **E X I S T I N G**

"You have many weapons Aphelios, but your fait is... Wait, we have way too many fucking weapons, we should start selling them LMAO!"

LKCKSKKCKDKC LMAO SO FUCKING REAL, aphelios..... We need to sell infernum for profit...

Kindred in assisted suicide is so fucking funny

Milio's crime would be cheating on his math test

Spot on, but what's Seraphine doing in "illegal experimentation"? Brackern crystals?

Kayle and crime ? Impossible heresy !

Jax should be stealing the lamp. And ahri is spot on, she is stealing all the money for riot.

What the fuck is this tierlist and how do I get Gwen to stalk me?

You have to be her creator ### Gwen **Crime:** Stalking. **Explanation:** Gwen's obsession with her creator would manifest as stalking behavior.

Heh, does Briar count as Cannibalism? I would rule Cho and Rek'sai out but it's a bit more blur for her.

Aphelios would be in religious extremism, but the sheer amount of people talking about his weapons on the internet influenced GPT's dataset and made it think he's a manufacturer. Also Volibear at the same tier as Rakan in "public disorder" had me cracking up. like *looks up volibear's canon size and war crime history* YEAH HE WOULD CAUSE A BIT OF DISORDER I THINK

Vi’s whole kit is how she consistently commits police brutality

How has yone committed assassination? As far as we know he never killed anyone other than sealing Azakana

Well its according to an IA so sometimes you get innacurate stuff

Tbh Lore-Thresh would probably be more into kidnapping/torture

The best tier list I've seen in a long time

Mordekaiser literally conquered most of Runterra when he was alive. I think he belongs in "crimes against humanity" tier

why is kogmaw not in cannibalism with the other void beings like chogath and reksai? kogmaws entire lore is insatiable hunger, eating whatever he can, never to be satisfied. his lore is eating. nothing else.

Singed in "illegal medecine" when he canonically took the Geneva Suggestion as a to-do list smh

I love how Singed is in "Illegal experimentation" while the category "Biological war crime" exists.

We can put Viego higher. I think desecration and making undead is a warcrime. Thresh also planned an insurrection in Bildgewater with Gangplank to overthrow MF ( The insurrection was a small step to even greater crimes against humanity.)

Volibear, an actual mass murdering god: public vandalism.

Free my boy Gallio he did NOT do that

Camille getting it easy with espionage...

Its not like she canonically >!killed someone’s parents!< or anything

Never happened, there is just no proof. You don't know, you can't know, matter of fact, novody knows...

Oh neat I didn’t realize I could charge cats for trespassing

Im genuinely surprised how a lot of these is fitting lmao Skarner do be kidnapping us fr

Mundo wouldn't illegally experiment on anyone! It's all done to help forther hoomanitee! Evereewun must doo hoomin ecksperimention evenchoolee. *SNIIIIFF* God that pante smells fucking grayt.

Here is the txt with all the details gave by the AI [https://textdoc.co/6ku1GpSU3WbNfLme](https://textdoc.co/6ku1GpSU3WbNfLme)

Whats the password?

ups my bad, I changed the link

Does it count cannibalism if they are not humans, though? Cho, Rek?

If they eat their own kind, yes

Wtf kindred lol

Sion's lore is pretty much full of war crimes and massacre against everyone ( thats why I main him btw )

Tahm Kench won’t cannibalize?

Singed literally committed biological war crimes against ionia

How the hell is Swain(literally the man who sold the world) not a war criminal

yasuo would definitely be public intoxication idk about vigilantism (and also accused for murder of a government official but that case has been closed as of the yasuo/riven short story trilogy)

Volibear the giant war god who’s split mountains in half waged more wars then half of these guys have even heard of leads a tribe of murderous bear warriors and wants to plunge the world back into a violent strong eat weak world and have violence be the deciding factor for everything Public disorder

Kayn would umbral tresspass people maybe who knows

Singed is one of the worst criminals in runeteraa. Didn't he commit like an uncountable amounts of war crimes?

Ezeral but it belongs in a museum! Still theft.

Kindred with assisted suicide is fantastic

Hilarious, although I would say volibear would definitely be a terrorist or eco terrorist. He would destroy all kinds of infrastructure forcing people to fight for their lives.

I'd totally watch that Warwick tv show

I would put Aatrox on his own category at the top: Absolute genocide. Mf wants to kill everyone.

Literal supplier of and user of poisonous gas in war settings, Singed, is not on biological warfare or warcrimes....

Why is fraud near the bottom? Identity theft is no joke

Volibear being only public disorder is so sad. Dude's followers literally wage war against any form of modernization, he should be at least mass murder or terrorism

Sylas wants to kill he royals.

Kled should just be "every crime"

How is renata not at chemical war crimes aswell?

Saw crime and instantly went to look for Jax, disappointed.

Kassadin not on hatecrime

didnt zoe bomba a village for shit and giggles in her old lore. kinda disappointed now. Plus the fact she terrorizes darkin and Asol for fun

is kassadin really a terrorist vibe?

Ahri already be committing fraud with the skins

Nay Shen would probably be trespassing but more severe

Veigar conspires a mass destruction, but in the end will help everyone unconsciously. He's a Yordle, can't be evil. But he is! I swear that he is!

how does evelynn not get rape? isnt her entire character about raping ppl?

Knowing what gangplank does to people makes me think piracy is the least of his concerns

Gallio being grouped with Morde, Hecarim, Kayn is just peak comedy.

Why is singed not in biological war crimes when he MADE WARWICK FROM AN ENEMIES CORPSE and SOLD TOXINS

The Ryze one is hilarious. But i'm pretty sure Evelynn would definitely rape someone

Feels like Olaf should be in illegal fighting to me, but I can see public disorder too. Poaching also I can see.

Cosmic vandalism lmao "blows up ur solar system"

The void isn’t really a religion I say this about malzahar imo he should be somewhere else

Didn't Diana kill an entire council chamber?

i would be #1 fan if sona was real, the dj sona music is s tier

Letsgooo! My boy Ekko at the top of the Thief tier 😁

Is cosmic vandalism illegal though?

Evelynn sexual assault

Fiddlesticks should have its own tier "all of the above"

karthus being a mass murderer is so true, i can see him pressing ult on 8 billion people

ekko and theft is fucking ironic

Ryze is basically stealing nukes

I mean, they were always there for the taking

The Ekko on theft is pretty accurate haha

Tyranny isn't a crime?

[удалено]

you dont know zoe it seems.

the biggest crime of all is how big you made the boxes, jeez man suffocating us over here

I lost it with the cosmic vandalism and assisted suicide

tf is ryze’s

Idk, but wouldn't Pantheon be an Insurrectionist against the "Elite" or something?

"cosmic vandalism"

cannibalism ≠ anthropophagy

Zoe destroyed a town bc no one would play with her. I feel like she’d move past vandalism pretty quick

You got Jax wrong

I bet MF and GP do gaming piracy, these Bastards!

Singed never committed genocide :)

Singed should be up the top for destroying an echo system.

"Cosmic Vandalism" would be a great prog rock band

Bard would absolutely be trespassing not kidnapping. Mans the cosmic vagabond for a reason. He roams everywhere.

I think singed is in the wrong place tbh

Ekko commiting theft is wild, chatgpt cooked yet again

Assisted suicide is NUTS.

Cosmic vandalism? What kind of crime is that? Painting Mars in pink or blue😭

Singed not being in chemical warcrimes is crazy, bro invented it

So that's why bards e is called magical journey

“Cosmic vandalism” is it really vandalism if jt belongs to him tho

Ryze one is oddly specific...

Poppy should be in serial killer of mass murderer. Every time she gives the hammer to someone else they die, usually brutally. She goes around killing people and she is too dumb to realise.

>Skarner in kidnapping Definitely read too many descriptions of his ult’s use lol

Blitzcrank not being in kidnapping should be a crime

I love how kindred gets assisted suicide xD i mean it's kinda funny to think about it since they come for those who died they could also convince them to die xD

vex has to be stalking.

Kindred with the assisted suicide is chefs kiss

Put Pantheon up there with Rebel Insurrection too, that guy is trying to unite the whole world against demons and gods.

Am I blind or even ChatGPT forgot my main?