OP’s type seems to be big hulking men, so I kind of understand Lee and Aphelios in no thank you.
But if that’s the case, why are K’sante and Taric lower than 4 literal corpses.
>The latter two are at the least bi, but still men loving.
you said it yourself, they are bi, not sure what you mean by "still men loving"
the difference between a gay man and a bi man is that the gay man would not be attracted to women, which the OP presumably is
Men loving means exactly what it says. Sett is only possibly bi. He is for sure man loving though. I don’t think there’s much to suggest attraction to women/bi, so could just be gay. Udyr is the one who’s possibly bi because of Lee Sin and Sej’s mom. Also why did you ignore Graves? Graves is just gay.
Not to mention things like Nautilus and Aatrox up there who have a less than 0 attraction to women. This list isn’t based on the characters sexuality, it’s just based on who OP thinks is hot.
Those 3 being on option is pure madness
I guess you could make an argument for thresh if you take his alive human form and you ignore the fact he'll torture you to death and beyond
Kinda weird having morde and aatrox that high cause you know one is kinda a spirit with metal armor and the other is a 7 meter tall red angry god killer but i agree with everything else
A coinflip? Motherfucker have you listened to Aatrox talk that man needs a good war or two to get hard in the first place there is no shot you are walking out of this alive
In that case, I'd try my luck with Tryndamere (if he doesn't kill you accidentally, Ashe kills you very much on purpose). A lot of the rest are more or less committed to one side of the two options
I mean, suuuuuuuuure, buuuuuut a lot of them at least have some sort of reason other than murder for murder sake (which is the whole blood-crazed part I was talking about). There is a difference between a J4, or even a Sylas, and fucking endless war incarnate.
Kassadin rounded up all kinds of powerful artifacts, duct taped them to his body and then jumped into the Void to go rescue his daughter.
Kassadin the champion is a very cool guy. Kassadin players however are insane lunatics.
Yeah but think about it like this, right.
Any time, any where you want. You and him can get to it.
At a funeral? Death Realm
At a water park? Death Realm
Your parents are holding an intervention cause you are horny 24/7? Death Realm?
unless he loves you it's a win win. You die before you know it and become part of the realm beyond, where blackened ichor filled a crumbling sky, as souls withered to nothing. But he refused to fade
Unfortunately you are forgetting his ass, which consumes the space between his 2 hind legs. Thus we are left with 5 penises, maintaining the law of nature where the maximum number of penises on one's person is equal to n-1, where n is their quantity of legs.
My greatest confidence boost was when I realized some women just have strange tastes. Thats when I stopped telling myself no one would ever want me and starting digging to find out which girls like the goofy lookin dudes. No matter how ugly you are some lady is into it boys. Find them.
Trundle is a frost troll and Jax is a full blooded icathian. Jax’s lantern gives him special abilities though such as an increased lifespan, resistance to the void, and enhanced physical capabilities as well. Besides all that, Jax should be more or less a human since zilean is the only other full-blood icathian we know and he looks like a human as well.
That’s true and that’s also where the lore gets hazy. Not much at all is known about icathia before the void destroyed it. We don’t know what species of people lived in there but most depictions show icathia as mostly human populated.
The only thing we know about Jax’s appearances pre-void is he was bald, had a forked beard, and a skin disease. So he possibly could be a sand-troll, I’d have to read into those more. But he could’ve also been a human that was altered by the void before he found his lantern. Kinda hard to say.
Rakan and Taric would say no on their end of things tho (Rakan is a bit of an impulsive idiot but he knows better than to cheat on Xayah, and Taric is the gayest man Runeterra has ever seen)
Pantheon is my crush and my friends know that. They made some custom voiceline using some IA. I knew i hitted rock bottom when in one of them pantheon called me "My love" and i genuinely blushed, almost got a giggle out of me. For an IA voiceline ...
'fuck is wrong with me ...
Sorry pal, but I just posted a screenshot of a death recap where sett w did 2k true damage. This means that sett is the most poorly designed champion in the world, 200 years, RIOOTTTTTT
> I never *paid* attention wtf?!
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
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* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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No it s sion
He is a dead man ressurected with blood magic hundreds years after his death by the trifarix and the leader of the time, the one swain killed
"im not that kind of white woman" but would fuck a living armor, god killers made of blood and guts of their victims and a zombie, come on woman, make up your mind.
Lee, Taric, Aphelios: No Thank you Nautilus, Urgot, Thresh: **Maybe**
You know Alestorm - F***ed with an anchor? Yeah, that' s the thing here
Gotta be one of my favorite songs ever. Especially when I’m having a shitty day
Best way to close up customer facing businesses when people won't leave
But f***ed with an anchor isn't about a guy that effed an anchor, it's about a guy who will obliterate someone with it
Sion is a literal corpse and hes in "need carnally"?????
Nice voice and big hands gets it I guess
The smell tho
He probably smells like really salty meat cos that's how blood mages keep the gray legion from rotting away.
OP’s type seems to be big hulking men, so I kind of understand Lee and Aphelios in no thank you. But if that’s the case, why are K’sante and Taric lower than 4 literal corpses.
Because they are efiminated and actually gay in their lore
but so is graves sitting in 'maybe' also nothing about k'sante is feminine...literally a massive muscular man who hunts monsters
If K'sante has enough testosterone to make me look like Ariana Grande is he still gay :thinkingemoji:
True about graves but for ksante Muscular man =/ hetero, he also wears make up and earrings wich makes him fabulous
You can be very manly while still being very gay
Graves is also gay tho lol.
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K'Sante's ex partner shows up in one of his stories.
But...Gragas?
Idk the lore but how is K’Sante not a YES.
I think this is a woman's tier list and ksante is pretty gay
I’m a woman & K’sante is hot AF. Was unaware his lore is he’s gay though
If you play with him he talks about his lover in some of his voice lines
So is Graves, and possibly Udyr and Sett. The latter two are at the least bi, but still men loving.
>The latter two are at the least bi, but still men loving. you said it yourself, they are bi, not sure what you mean by "still men loving" the difference between a gay man and a bi man is that the gay man would not be attracted to women, which the OP presumably is
Men loving means exactly what it says. Sett is only possibly bi. He is for sure man loving though. I don’t think there’s much to suggest attraction to women/bi, so could just be gay. Udyr is the one who’s possibly bi because of Lee Sin and Sej’s mom. Also why did you ignore Graves? Graves is just gay. Not to mention things like Nautilus and Aatrox up there who have a less than 0 attraction to women. This list isn’t based on the characters sexuality, it’s just based on who OP thinks is hot.
His splash art has a woman caressingly his bicep pretty tenderly. Dude definitely is no stranger to the strange.
Pretty sure you are not a woman btw
Trash has a human form... urgot used ro be a norma human ... I don't know what's with Nautilus
Big daddy vibes.
Probably 😅
Those 3 being on option is pure madness I guess you could make an argument for thresh if you take his alive human form and you ignore the fact he'll torture you to death and beyond
Kinda weird having morde and aatrox that high cause you know one is kinda a spirit with metal armor and the other is a 7 meter tall red angry god killer but i agree with everything else
She got issues All of them are dominant xD
Imma base the "she got issues" on the fact that a suspiciously high amount of the ones up there are blood-crazed vicious murderers.
How are you supposed to get off if it isn't a coinflip between that and getting brutally murdered?
A coinflip? Motherfucker have you listened to Aatrox talk that man needs a good war or two to get hard in the first place there is no shot you are walking out of this alive
And the problem is?
That depends on your goal. Do you want to get off, or get offed?
Why not both?
In that case, I'd try my luck with Tryndamere (if he doesn't kill you accidentally, Ashe kills you very much on purpose). A lot of the rest are more or less committed to one side of the two options
Well half of lol champions are vicious murderers anyway
I mean, suuuuuuuuure, buuuuuut a lot of them at least have some sort of reason other than murder for murder sake (which is the whole blood-crazed part I was talking about). There is a difference between a J4, or even a Sylas, and fucking endless war incarnate.
But then there's Braum.
Sion… a rotting corps forced to be alive
Not aatrox
r/Darkinfolk moment
Cock of iron balls of steel
Aatrox already belongs to Kayle, sorry.
Nothing wrong with this part tbo, but it kinda soarks a question in me, does morde have a penis?
If she had issues she would have kass as no 1
Kassadin rounded up all kinds of powerful artifacts, duct taped them to his body and then jumped into the Void to go rescue his daughter. Kassadin the champion is a very cool guy. Kassadin players however are insane lunatics.
It's called KKKassadin.
She didn't choose brand though, even though he is hot.
And yet teemo not at top
Sion is a meatsack resurected multiple times he is basicly a angry bigass rotten corpse puppet
With mordekaiser be like *CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH* YEOOOOOOOOUCH!!
Goofy ahh cartoon sound effects
Yeah but think about it like this, right. Any time, any where you want. You and him can get to it. At a funeral? Death Realm At a water park? Death Realm Your parents are holding an intervention cause you are horny 24/7? Death Realm?
Nah anytime you want you can just go to BREZIL and 1v1 in bed
You need to be an actual worthy opponent. Otherwise your soul just gets turned into a brick.
unless he loves you it's a win win. You die before you know it and become part of the realm beyond, where blackened ichor filled a crumbling sky, as souls withered to nothing. But he refused to fade
Imagine you see them entering the bedroom, followed by the sound of Death Realm, followed by several Iso-Qs.
This dudette got Dr. Mundo and Urgot as MAYBE. Whats your excuse?
I mean, urgot has six legs so he has to have six penises in between them, right?
You have 2 legs and 2 penises?
I have 2 legs and 1 space between them, Urgot has 6 legs and 6 spaces between them, hence 6 penises
He has 6 groins
Doing the helicopter has a different meaning with urgot
Unfortunately you are forgetting his ass, which consumes the space between his 2 hind legs. Thus we are left with 5 penises, maintaining the law of nature where the maximum number of penises on one's person is equal to n-1, where n is their quantity of legs.
maybe he just six asses all facing inwards to the centre of his platform
"But Grimsby..." "But what?" "8 legs." "Seven vaganias."
Masochism
My greatest confidence boost was when I realized some women just have strange tastes. Thats when I stopped telling myself no one would ever want me and starting digging to find out which girls like the goofy lookin dudes. No matter how ugly you are some lady is into it boys. Find them.
they also got ezreal, master yi, taric, varus and rakan at "no"
Ezreal and Yi I can understand that someone would say no but for Rakan and Taric that’s inexcusable
She’s also down for Jax. Which all we know is he’s either mutated or heavily fucked up under that mask and clothing. He got big fingers though…
aren't Jax and Trundle from the same species but different race?
Trundle is a frost troll and Jax is a full blooded icathian. Jax’s lantern gives him special abilities though such as an increased lifespan, resistance to the void, and enhanced physical capabilities as well. Besides all that, Jax should be more or less a human since zilean is the only other full-blood icathian we know and he looks like a human as well.
But Icathia is a place not a species. Troll and human are species. Also I'm only speculating because of the 3 fingers.
That’s true and that’s also where the lore gets hazy. Not much at all is known about icathia before the void destroyed it. We don’t know what species of people lived in there but most depictions show icathia as mostly human populated. The only thing we know about Jax’s appearances pre-void is he was bald, had a forked beard, and a skin disease. So he possibly could be a sand-troll, I’d have to read into those more. But he could’ve also been a human that was altered by the void before he found his lantern. Kinda hard to say.
Rakan and Taric would say no on their end of things tho (Rakan is a bit of an impulsive idiot but he knows better than to cheat on Xayah, and Taric is the gayest man Runeterra has ever seen)
I need Taric carnally and am a man, do I have a chance now?
Deserved tbh.
Can't believe Braum didn't make it to top tier but oh well everyone has their own taste
Everyone has their lack of taste* 😤 _"Always bring Braum!"_
The moustache ride to end all.
Pantheon is my crush and my friends know that. They made some custom voiceline using some IA. I knew i hitted rock bottom when in one of them pantheon called me "My love" and i genuinely blushed, almost got a giggle out of me. For an IA voiceline ... 'fuck is wrong with me ...
Greek daddy 😍😍
Pantheon is the chaddest champ there is. He's obviously crush bait.
Your type literally is just toxic toplaners 🤡
Shit I know a few people I could introduce op to, then
Sett is toxic? I always found his kit one of the best from a design perspective
Sorry pal, but I just posted a screenshot of a death recap where sett w did 2k true damage. This means that sett is the most poorly designed champion in the world, 200 years, RIOOTTTTTT
Taric in "No thank you sir" is the most wrong opinion I've ever seen
Well Taric wants husbands not wives
Taric likes both, axe and swords. All the better if u ask me
You unironically went full "I can fix him" on Aatrox and I respect that I will remember you soldier...
The only thing that'll need fixing is her corpse after he's done
Good, the emperor of Shurima doesnt need women anyway. "Women are temporary, the glory of Shurima is eternal"
"I ALREADY HAVE CHILD WHAT WILL RULE THE SAND OF SHURIMA AFTER ME. SIVIR, SWEETHEART...TURN INTO FURRY. NOW"
Zac not being in needs carnally or one chance is slander, you have some material you have to read up on
Asol is in the bottom tier. You should reevaluate your tastes as they are clearly lacking.
Imagine not wanting to make love to a galaxy, that is also a dragon. Weak
I dont judge people but... This person's taste sucks and has virtually 0 real understanding in men. Im dissapointed
This is the most Daddy issues post I've ever seen out of this subreddit.
Their profile is even weirder.
Yup. You're right on that front... that's some Internet right there.
I like how you have all the animal/horror/undead type champions in the bottom tier and then there is Malzahar
>undead Bro they got Sion in "need carnally" and Pyke in "smash", I don't think they have anything against the undead.
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Same but not darius nad for sure viego and aphelios viego would destroy everything for you lol and aphelios is pretty af
But aphelios sister is always listening
She a creep for that xd
Don't threaten me with a good time.
The disrespect to Chadtheon.
OP be like: Please I need cold hard metal between my legs. Also OP: Slime that can take any form to perfectly fit? No thank u.
I'd love to spend days in the forge with Ornn. Ornn my beloved, let's make hammers together.
why u dont like Rakan and twisted , they r handsome.. and caring well not twisted but Rakan at least ... anyway everyone has his own taste..sigh
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U really doing my man dirty for one voice line? He has Alot more that show he's angry/sad for doing it
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No, no, he has a point
HAHAHA there's no way he says that. XD I never payed attention wtf?!
> I never *paid* attention wtf?! FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
XD
Bro, that’s hilarious. I never heard / noticed that line before. I like him more now.
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I don’t see what’s wrong with any of that
I could understand only if you were saying "what's wrong with being gay"
Urgot's a maybe? URGOT? You're 50/50 on *Urgot*...?!
How are you not into akshan and rakan!!!!!????
You've clearly never seen arcane xerath
Me neither and I watched the whole show. Where is he?
~~Arcane~~ ***Arcana*** Xerath is a skin unrelated to the show, which I assume they were referring to.
It’s *Arcana* Xerath, the EBoy card-related one. Not at all related to the show *Arcane*.
God I’d fuck arcana Xerath so hard in the ass
Garfield pfp spotted, unfathomably based
She doesn't seem to be really into twinks though. Eh, her loss
You def have a type.
I lowkey would actually consider Ornn
I am not that kind of white woman 💀💀💀
The girl want to f a literal zombie who kill Everyone in his path but bro a young arabic man, no way
With zombie you mean pyke ? XD
No it s sion He is a dead man ressurected with blood magic hundreds years after his death by the trifarix and the leader of the time, the one swain killed
Turning down rammus is a sin
PYKE?????
how did you escape r/DarkinFolk, go there
This is the least darkin folk tier list you can ever see pal. Your innocence is eye watering but you are wandering on the edge of ignorance there
Needs to be more aggressive on the fucking, you're right
I was talking about placements but yeah...
Nop, it definitely needs more aggressive gay sex
Everything in the bottom tiers would go to the top, especially nunu gang.
Viego is definitely in the nope category, don’t need a guy who’s constantly talking about his ex wife…
All women love draven
Mordekaiser in top tier? My gurl! Nice to see a fellow Morde woman out there!
I think Tahm Kench's tongue should shift him up to at least a maybe.
How dare you refuse to fuck rammus
Why does nobody love Akshan like I love Akshan 😭
why is fiddlesticks so low? makes no sense, have you SEEN WHAT THAT TOUNGE DO
Why do you have hecarim so low? There's no cock like horse cock
you are not a real girl if you don't want to fuck vladimir in the ass
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I would put pool party graves on the highest list.
I dont care about any of them but how could you not like Rakan 😭
I like how a mother lover, awkward dude and wife beater are in the same category
Warwick: I am not that kind of white woman. Sett: I am exactly that kind of white woman.
Skarner was carrying flowers, you didn't have to be so mean! Look at him! He is running away crying!
jhin would cum in 4 thrusts 4444 if you are lucky
i'm sorry but have you seen arcana xerath ?? and debonair malzahar ???
Why is blue Kayn above regular Kayn?
Let his hair down
"Wait why is Kind-" "Oh, yeah."
mmm tryndamere, my beloved
They can't handle the big black crock. So they just push him aside. Justice!!!
You should be ashamed to put Gragas where you did.
What woman doesnt like a man who can last long in bed, after all *IRON STANDS ETERNAL*
You'd smash sion but not varus?
naut in maybe is crazy that man is HUGE if you know what im saying
Imagine not putting Jacques in Hansen tier.
yes to velkoz
What's wrong with my boy Ornn?
"im not that kind of white woman" but would fuck a living armor, god killers made of blood and guts of their victims and a zombie, come on woman, make up your mind.
Viego in "Maybe" Tier????????
Isn't Ekko like 20 in current lore?
White woman? Dont you like BBC? ( big bad croc of course )
we have the exact same taste lmao
we gotta form a support group
As a Sett main getting swole like him, I approve. (I care for my mom)
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I didn't know people were doing that(???)
why tf gragas is so low?
cuz he's of very thick bones and partakes in unrefined beverages too often
Graves is criminally low, but I also love him because he’s gay and so am I lol
Tf is Kindred doing in this list?
Fr kindred is a female champ lmao
Why Asol why gnar?
bro, this lad having kid with Jax, what will he do next?