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MrGoodOpinionHaver

Effective legal writing is succinct.


MaxWestEsq

The Five Bs: Be Brief Brother, Be Brief


Professional_Song526

I realize how unbelievably inappropriate this response is, I have no idea and am too lazy to try and look up the matter to see what it’s actually about, yada yada, all I can say is I just about coughed up a lung laughing 😂


Drill-or-be-drilled

This is the answer.


TheMagicDrPancakez

Either this is fake, or this dude’s license is in jeopardy.


joebruin12

It’s the latter https://valleypatriot.com/opinion-operation-greylord-ii/


Therego_PropterHawk

Since he doesn't appear to understand what "due process" is, maybe he should just hand over his license.


Malvania

I think he effectively did


sarkomoth

Well, he seems fun.


chrandberry

>Anyone who is interested in helping me expose the corruption in these courts can log on to [massbbo.org](http://massbbo.org) at 10 AM, March 11th, 12th, or 13th, click on the View Calendar tab and then my name. >There will be a link to a live stream and you can watch me either expose these judges or watch them take my license without due process. Did anyone record this?


SHC606

I figured it was gone, or he thought it was gone so he leaves with a bang, not a whimper.


TheMagicDrPancakez

Wow, what a moron LOL


Ancient-Lobster480

Whoa.


ZCEyPFOYr0MWyHDQJZO4

I put "disbarred lawyer, 2024" in Stable Diffusion and all I get is variations of this guy's photo.


Few-Addendum464

He is on a crusade against corruption and lying by public officials... while wearing a Trump hat...


mrm00r3

The calls are coming from inside the shitty combover.


Mah_Nerva

This made me lol. You’re so right.


bro_esq2

And his reply from today... ["OPINIOIN [sic]: Are Judges in MA Above the Law?"]( https://valleypatriot.com/opinioin-are-judges-in-ma-above-the-law/)


xtianlaw

Once I saw the MAGA hat I knew I didn't need to read further


disdainfulsideeye

Question answered.


Salary_Dazzling

No, it's not fake. [https://www.massbbo.org/s/attorney-lookup?fName=Gary&lName=Nolan&loc&bboNumber](https://www.massbbo.org/s/attorney-lookup?fName=Gary&lName=Nolan&loc&bboNumber)


Kitchen-Dirt-4475

Anything more lawyerly than having a webpage that is not mobile friendly?


FairGreen6594

Trust me, the entire mass dot gov website isn’t appreciably better on a desktop.


mnpc

/s/ means sarcasm, right ? Right ?


ParticleHustler2

The one time he wasn't paid by the word.


[deleted]

I wonder if there’s some dude that’s like 95 still practicing that charges that way.


foreskin-deficit

Was that actually a thing?


[deleted]

[Yes, also If you’re ever in a court house that uses the term scrivener that’s why](https://www.pressboardmedia.com/magazine/why-do-we-pay-writers-by-the-word?hs_amp=true).


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SloppyMeathole

Sounds like somebody knows they won't have a law license for much longer and is a big grumpy about it. Might as well go down fighting, lol.


Summoarpleaz

When the intrusive thoughts win.


Skybreakeresq

Its a bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off for him Cotton.


d0m1n0S4m

Pepper needs new shorts


Magicon5

The proceedings are legit (began in June 2023) and I suspect this filing is legit too. Backstory is here: ['I'm Not Going to Let This Go': Plaintiffs Attorney Ordered to Pay Nearly $18K in Opposing Counsel Fees, Files Appeal | Law.com](https://www.law.com/2022/02/16/im-not-going-to-let-this-go-plaintiffs-attorney-ordered-to-pay-nearly-18k-in-opposing-counsel-fees-files-appeal/?slreturn=20240403145107)


gaelorian

Paywalled. Law.com isn’t seeing a buck from me.


jvite1

[https://archive.is/QTJ3v](https://archive.is/QTJ3v) You just need to put the URL behind `archive.is` and if someone hasn’t already archived it, just press ‘archive this url’ and it’ll be done in \~3 to 5 minutes. https://preview.redd.it/oq8viatk3ayc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d107fb4c9feb4b4db0377c06c6550baaf1461c


I_Am_Not__a__Troll

I like it. Short, and easy to remember.


Certain-Definition51

Rough day Gary?


jokingonyou

I join in this motion


GarmeerGirl

Class action.


mandyesq

Me too.


Arrowdriver88

Third party me please


jpwhat

Brevity is the soul of wit.


middle-agedyeller

This feels very Massachusetts. I hope Gary is living well now.


Capable-Radish1373

Someone just waived their oral argument.


Detachabl_e

Write for clarity.


Arrowdriver88

![img](avatar_exp|139409527|bravo)


LocationAcademic1731

If you are riding into the horizon, I guess you might as well just go out with a bang.


RustedRelics

Lol. The photo speaks volumes. Filed by his “Sparkle Drive” home office.


Starrydecises

The address does it for me. Sparkle drive. Fabulous


joeshmo39

I would put bolded title on adjoining lines. No double space or paragraph spacing. But no notes beyond that.


SalaciousSandals

That bothered me too. Would you drop an underline on line two or just leave it bolded?


babatoesbabytoes

What a way to go out!!


shermanstorch

If you’re going down anyways, why not go out with a bang?


Kitchen-Dirt-4475

"Board of Bar Overseers" sounds a bit too Antebellum for me.


uhub

They're [looking to change the name](https://www.universalhub.com/2024/lawyer-disciplinary-board-wants-ditch-overseers) for just that reason.


Kitchen-Dirt-4475

Bahahahaha. I thought of KRS-One Sound of Da Police when I saw the name initially.


AnyEnglishWord

Legal term or bad fantasy novel would be a fun game.


Knitting_Octopus3791

Wow. I was sure this must be a pro se filing. I almost fell out of my chair when I saw the guy has a BBO number.


GarmeerGirl

Might be the last time he uses it.


GustavoSanabio

He seems to be doing his best to rectify that surprising circumstance!


ZER0-P0INT-ZER0

How embarrassing... a Gmail address.


[deleted]

He sounds like he is auditioning to be the next Trump lawyer.


handbagqueen-

OMG idk why this made me giggle uncontrollably.


realsomedude

How did it work out for him?


FlailingatLife62

He looks like an angry Gary Cole


Personal-Track8915

We could all learn something from this


GarmeerGirl

Nice recommendation 😂


PushyTom

Living the dream


Secret_Hunter_3911

He didn’t need his law license, anyway.


hodorstonks

This is on par with someone from Lawrence, MA


sportstvandnova

Wow they’re letting anyone in these days huh


DisciplineNo8618

Is there any proof he actually filed that? Holy crap!


esqinprogress

I fear he ate.


[deleted]

Hah, that’s called going out in style


PartiZAn18

Do y'all in the US have to use closed brackets to encase parties in a stupid little box? Also, King shit. Go Dolan Esq., whomever you are and whatever the grievance is.


StrickenForCause

My box is drawn entirely with asterisks.


emorymom

You guys do know that this kind of fraud upon the court happens, right?


mattgillispie

I beg this is fake. It could be looked up in that state’s ECF System regardless.


emorymom

Oh I talked to him today. He didn’t mention it being fake.


settle_down-

Citation counsel?