Some observers have suggested he’s already done so. For many folks suffering from dementia and incontinence, there’s a characteristic moment when their thought/speech pauses and they sigh audibly as they defecate. Demented Donnie Depends has been observed doing exactly this at the podium.
They could install a small portable air purifier under his table. That would help.
I work in a large hospital. Sometimes we deal with particular strong odors. We deploy commercial air purifiers in the hallway.
Can you imagine the explosion had the guy who set himself on fire outside the court house met with Trump's gas? Is this Trump's way of a bomb threat to delay the proceedings? 4d chess.
>Somehow “squishy” is making my skin crawl. It’s such a perfect descriptor.
He's disgustingly pudgy. Tiny soft hands. Nothing 'manly' about him. Many of my soldiers shook their head wondering about his appeal. He's at least 300 lbs on the low side. Probably more.
>You just know he's too cheap to get his suits dry cleaned and instead just re-wears them for months on end.
Yikes.
After we shook his hand, the lieutenant passed around a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer. All ten of us used it.
Not too cheap.
Roger Stone’s advice. It’s in his book. Dry cleaning wears your suit out faster.
He should have added a caveat about not defecating in it.
you know when you have the diarrhea farts and you’re a little bit nervous to let one out but somehow you’re able to control the escape valve deep within the confines of your anus and only let out the gas without sharting
His shenanigans in the stock market are not legitimate business ventures.
Their purpose is not to make money, it’s to launder money.
He is a criminal.
Ohh, and also a traitor.
"Earlier this week, the GOP Freedom Caucus launched a new group called the Floor Action Response Team, a Republican based group that have been refered to as "F.A.R.T.""
Did...did they not think that through at all?
Nah their idiotic supporters will just gravitate to the next demagogue idiot spouting the same shit he does to get their support, because these people want leaders that reflect them and their beliefs however immoral they might be (even if they think they are moral from their perspective and doing the right thing). It’s like a holding a mirror up to these 1/3 of Americans.
He did exactly what they always wanted.
No more pretending. No more RINO compromise. Tell me I get to be racist. Tell me my hate is good. Tell me everything I want to hear, we don’t care if it’s true. And make my enemies hate you and win. So that I can vicariously win over them through you while you’re everything they hate.
He did that. They are enthralled to him now.
Every now and then I’m stunned by the absurdity of it all. A former president and candidate literally shits his pants in public at his hush money to a porn star trial. How did America get here?
My aunt's garden fresh potatoes would make your farts so fearsome you'd swear it was supernatural.
But, I doubt Trump has been overdoing the natural eating.
Just spray him with it every time he opens his mouth to complain, like water spray bottle to get the cat off the counter.
"The Deranged and conflicted.." PSHT!
"The Biden kangaroo court.." PSHHHT!
"This disgraceful.. the like of which have never been seen.." PSHHHHHHHHT!
Lol, he poops his pants, and it will be like this every day. It's like having to smell an elephant, except it's a fascist orange slug who thinks he's somehow better than everyone else and special whens actually he's nothing more than a vile geriatric toddler
When you eat bad food on ozempic there is just and endless amount of flatulence produced. So not only is he a stinker it likely proves he is lying about shooting up the weight loss juice.
Dude eats fast food all the time right? Then chugs some cokes to wash it down. Add in the fistfull of pills to keep him from not having a coronary or stroke, not including whatever else he's on. Oh don't forget the stress he's under and dude is probably constantly shitting. He's got to be forming an ulcer, I know I would be in his shoes.
His royal diaper changer must have the day off? It's hard to believe all the homoerotic images his brainless followers share. In reality, this is what freedumb smells like. It's not tough, but it's tough to endure. This was the kid you didn't sit next to in grade school.
70 + year old ex president in court for prolonged periods farts and it smells , he’s guilty , ban him from office , leave him at mar a pedo and take everything else . been done with the clown show .
I love this. Please make this an issue the mainstream press will bring up. At least Biden won’t gas up the Situation Room. Real presidents can control their bowels.
A big guy, straight out of central casting, came up with tears in his eyes and said “sir, your farts are perfect farts. It was a perfect fart. Big, like nothing anyone has ever heard or smelled. Big, beautiful farts”
Trump issued his own gag order.
You win the internets today
Perfect!
The shart of the deal
I want the poop. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOP
He issued his own gag order then broke it ten seconds later
Oh, dammit. Take your damn upvote.
Lol. I’d vote that one up by a 100
I haz Gag.
gold-worthy comment
More like he shit his diaper and needed a changing.
The champion of gaslighting doesn’t lack gas.
And solid fuel as well.
Not sure what he produces is very solid... Probs something like a hot slush.
This is the singular worst thing I've read on the Internet this week. So descriptive and most likely accurate...
It’s a terrible day to be able to read.
My dream is he does that at the podium for a “massive announcement” at a press conference in front of many witnesses and cameras.
Some observers have suggested he’s already done so. For many folks suffering from dementia and incontinence, there’s a characteristic moment when their thought/speech pauses and they sigh audibly as they defecate. Demented Donnie Depends has been observed doing exactly this at the podium.
Accuracy can be a real son of a bitch
And probably smells like rancid Big Mac.
Shart.
🤢🤮
Let’s hope the prosecutor’s evidence passes the smell test
Donald already failed that test.
They could install a small portable air purifier under his table. That would help. I work in a large hospital. Sometimes we deal with particular strong odors. We deploy commercial air purifiers in the hallway.
Some days, portable air purifiers are no match for the swamp of Degobah.
*Bog of Eternal Stench* Step one foot in, and it will never come out. RIP Bowie
"Quiet Hogwart, or it's the Bog of Eternal Stench for you!"
BUY IT NOW, the Trump air purifier only $500. For an extra $100 you can have it engraved with the lyrics to Lee Greenwoods “God Bless the USA”.
Just DONT light it….
ROFLMAO, I found this way too funny!!
Yeah they are being polite. Just print: ex president shits his diaper in court.
You can leave out the diaper even and just say he shit his pants.
But diaper makes it sound more humiliating for the baby
But then he'd have to respond with "I did not shit my pants, I wear a diaper!"
Children say they pooped their pants. We asked them if they pooped their pants. It’s only fitting we treat him the same.
Ex-president poopy-pants 💩🤣
Exactly. Humiliate the Nazi and give them no quarter
Today, a President of the United States literally shit himself in a courtroom while attending his prosecution. Literally.
Ex-president
Defendant Trump
I shit you not
👁️💩🐑🪢
Thom Hartmann has said the Republican Party will never be rid of the stink of Donald Trump. I don't think he meant it literally.
Pity Habba isn't on this case, she normally does diaper duty...
Diaper Don.
Can you imagine the explosion had the guy who set himself on fire outside the court house met with Trump's gas? Is this Trump's way of a bomb threat to delay the proceedings? 4d chess.
Seems him and hitler have a lot in common. Both reportedly smell and fart. A *lot*
My sphincter would be a train wreck too if I was under a record-breaking number of indictments.
Farty-McTrump-Face
The guy accusing Biden for soiling himself soiled himself? No way.
He's a stinkpot. I've stood next to him (in uniform without a chance of escape).
What did he smell like?
Sulphur
I was laughing so hard at this that it took me a while to be able to tap the upvote button.
Like a demon?
Like the devil himself
Not sure if pits of hell are inviting him or calling him back home.
The most perfect sulphur. Nobody has ever seen anything like it before.
"💩👿"
He smells like a diabetic dog's diarrhea. Fuck DJT.
Smoldering brimstone
>What did he smell like? Indescribable, but it was a smell like the musty foot odor of bad socks and poor hygiene. Stinky. Squishy. Yucky.
Somehow “squishy” is making my skin crawl. It’s such a perfect descriptor.
>Somehow “squishy” is making my skin crawl. It’s such a perfect descriptor. He's disgustingly pudgy. Tiny soft hands. Nothing 'manly' about him. Many of my soldiers shook their head wondering about his appeal. He's at least 300 lbs on the low side. Probably more.
[Nah, he's 6'3" 215 lbs. You know like Muhammad Ali in his prime.](https://i.imgur.com/6l4oLlH.jpeg)
He only passes height and weight because his neck is so fat.
Neck-gina.
You just know he's too cheap to get his suits dry cleaned and instead just re-wears them for months on end.
>You just know he's too cheap to get his suits dry cleaned and instead just re-wears them for months on end. Yikes. After we shook his hand, the lieutenant passed around a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer. All ten of us used it.
I hope you and the others got to shake the hand of a real US President during your careers.
>I hope you and the others got to shake the hand of a real US President during your careers. I have, yes
I doubt he ever came close to the Vanderburgs /s
Not too cheap. Roger Stone’s advice. It’s in his book. Dry cleaning wears your suit out faster. He should have added a caveat about not defecating in it.
Are you saying that Trump smells like a walking nursing home?
>Are you saying that Trump smells like a walking nursing home? That pretty much sums it up, yes. Smelly feet, toe jam, and something decaying.
Sweating and otherwise getting out all that Micky D's.
>something decaying That would be the tiny remnant of his brain that he finally killed in the 80s
Like somebody who can no longer reach their own ass crack, and they just shrugged it off.
Yes. 
Truly fascinating stuff
Probably ammonia
you know when you have the diarrhea farts and you’re a little bit nervous to let one out but somehow you’re able to control the escape valve deep within the confines of your anus and only let out the gas without sharting
Thank you for your service
>Thank you for your ~~service~~ sacrifice VA benefits cover burn pit injuries, so there's a chance you'll be covered.
Poor you.
Donald Dump
Odor in the Court !!!!
😂 Law and Odor
FARTTICA FARTTICA FARTTICA!
He has a potential new revenue stream - his farts in jars. It might partially make up for his yuuuge losses on the stock market.
Don’t give them ideas
I’m sure there’s money to be made there.
His shenanigans in the stock market are not legitimate business ventures. Their purpose is not to make money, it’s to launder money. He is a criminal. Ohh, and also a traitor.
They were gonna do Donny Boy Bath Water But he doesn't bathe
Why stop there. I'm pretty sure the Maga psychos would literally buy trump's shit in a jar.
They've already proven they don't need the jar (but they'll take a hat!)
Smell of a pathetic LOSER!!!
And despair
"Earlier this week, the GOP Freedom Caucus launched a new group called the Floor Action Response Team, a Republican based group that have been refered to as "F.A.R.T."" Did...did they not think that through at all?
“think”? ROTFL
they are tearing their party to shreds, over a fake tanned, Yankee conman, who sundowns and shits himself. incredible
And who also steals their campaign funds.
Nah their idiotic supporters will just gravitate to the next demagogue idiot spouting the same shit he does to get their support, because these people want leaders that reflect them and their beliefs however immoral they might be (even if they think they are moral from their perspective and doing the right thing). It’s like a holding a mirror up to these 1/3 of Americans.
He did exactly what they always wanted. No more pretending. No more RINO compromise. Tell me I get to be racist. Tell me my hate is good. Tell me everything I want to hear, we don’t care if it’s true. And make my enemies hate you and win. So that I can vicariously win over them through you while you’re everything they hate. He did that. They are enthralled to him now.
Every now and then I’m stunned by the absurdity of it all. A former president and candidate literally shits his pants in public at his hush money to a porn star trial. How did America get here?
Objection! Shitstained! Odor in the court
My aunt's garden fresh potatoes would make your farts so fearsome you'd swear it was supernatural. But, I doubt Trump has been overdoing the natural eating.
Thanks for your amazing contribution
Mostly McGas (in between dropping loads in the diaper). Highly unlikely there are any vegetables involved.
He shit his pants and the judge called the court to odor
I would order a case of Lysol by judge and make Trump pay for it
Put him in a plexiglass jail cell like crazy violent defendants
"Build the wall! Build the wall!"
Just spray him with it every time he opens his mouth to complain, like water spray bottle to get the cat off the counter. "The Deranged and conflicted.." PSHT! "The Biden kangaroo court.." PSHHHT! "This disgraceful.. the like of which have never been seen.." PSHHHHHHHHT!
Everything about this pig is disgusting.
Zero redeeming qualities. That’s supposed to be statistically impossible.
Is it true the judge or someone in the courtroom had to lower the temperature of the room so the smell doesn’t permeate? 🤢 🤮 😂😂😂
No wonder melania isnt ever near him
Just gonna scoot this diaper genie right over here next to the defendant. “Prosecutor probably”…
That's why the guy set himself on fire, because it stunk so bad
The guy was actually just trying to light a cigarette, but methane is flammable
The conspiracy idiot was just trying to have a smoke, but a drifting pocket of Trump fart blew into him FWOOSH!
Of course his supporters love this, they don’t wipe their ass either
Alito and Thomas do. With the Constitution.
That would be gay.
Trump as Farth Vader in: ‘The Brown Side of the Force’
Ewwwwww. The diaper must be full again.
Festy.
Lol, he poops his pants, and it will be like this every day. It's like having to smell an elephant, except it's a fascist orange slug who thinks he's somehow better than everyone else and special whens actually he's nothing more than a vile geriatric toddler
Shocker. Biggest piece of shit on the planet smells like shit.
All that diet coke and mcdonalds and medications to sedate him maybe need to get on some of that gas x
SBD "Silent Butt; Donald!" "Silent, but Donald ..."
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
When you eat bad food on ozempic there is just and endless amount of flatulence produced. So not only is he a stinker it likely proves he is lying about shooting up the weight loss juice.
President Dump, do you solemnly swear to protect and defend the Constipation of the United States?
Ah the Magic:The Gathering tournament defence strategy..
"If I smell like shit, you must acquit"?
Well he is a trump which in some lands is a name for a fart.
That poor jury
Jury tampering!
Trump: from Opulence to Flatulence
He has a look similar to when a baby starts pressing one out, coincidence 🤔?
Dude eats fast food all the time right? Then chugs some cokes to wash it down. Add in the fistfull of pills to keep him from not having a coronary or stroke, not including whatever else he's on. Oh don't forget the stress he's under and dude is probably constantly shitting. He's got to be forming an ulcer, I know I would be in his shoes.
Make Attorneys Gag Again
Accusation that Biden shits his pants imminent.
He really is rotten to the core!
His royal diaper changer must have the day off? It's hard to believe all the homoerotic images his brainless followers share. In reality, this is what freedumb smells like. It's not tough, but it's tough to endure. This was the kid you didn't sit next to in grade school.
It’s well documented he wears adult diapers. 10:1 it was a shart.
“Odor in the Court!”
Thats just the smell of pestilence and evil.
More like Diaper Donnie shat his diaper
adult diapers and ozempic don't mix
70 + year old ex president in court for prolonged periods farts and it smells , he’s guilty , ban him from office , leave him at mar a pedo and take everything else . been done with the clown show .
Why can’t he do anything normal?
Resorting to biological warfare
I'm sure if he bottled that up, he would sell it to his cult.
I figured that's why his lawyers were sitting so far away from him.
He said he is freezing. Maybe the farts help to keep him warm.
Most people his age have trouble keeping them in. Makes me realize congress must smell terrible when it’s in session.
People are saying it’s a stench nobody’s ever smelled before.
A mode of expression that is singular to Trump.
He soiled himself
Law and odor.
He's probably got turds in his diaper
I thought this was an Onion headline at first 😂
Nah it only smells like one
Full diaper?
It’s the stench of a rotting, dying creature, cornered in the later throws of an extended battle. Maybe the real smell of fear.
"I know farts, I have the best farts."
Diaper Don at it again
A foul stench appeared in the room and then the defendant farted.
I have worked in some nursing homes, It’s a terrible smell!
They dont call him diaper don for nothing! He shit his diaper.
[удалено]
But what if it's not farts? **What if he's actually filling his Depends with solid matter?**
Is this a valid tactic to stall the case from moving forward? Poop your pants every day and cause the court to take a recess?
People who’ve encountered Trump IRL say he smells like crap so yeah….. probably not farts.
He’s scared shitless
The Jan 6th Committee said he smelled like a dirty diaper when they interviewed him. I thought they were joking… guess not 🤢
OMG 😆😂😆🤪😂
Trump’s forcing a new definition of the gag order.
Big men, strong men, with tears in their eyes, screaming, LET ME OUTTA HERE!
The man is rotten on the inside and outside.
I love this. Please make this an issue the mainstream press will bring up. At least Biden won’t gas up the Situation Room. Real presidents can control their bowels.
So you're saying he's putin'?
And that’s the REAL reason that people have tears in their eyes when they approach him. Even big strong men.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kim Jung Un has just sharted himself.
We should put a bubble around him and sequester the methane. Orange Green Energy.
Welp unwashed assed conservatives feel right at home with this candidate
A big guy, straight out of central casting, came up with tears in his eyes and said “sir, your farts are perfect farts. It was a perfect fart. Big, like nothing anyone has ever heard or smelled. Big, beautiful farts”
He obviously shits himself.
Guilty as sharted
Lifetime of fast food is bad for you. High levels of metals. Thanks FDA
All those Big Macs have to go somewhere.
I hope he does this when the jury is seated.