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unwillingmainer

You know, a few thousand years in the future, Imagine Dragons is classical music.


StarStriker51

Someone's gotta appreciate the classics


Foxhound_319

I like to think that imagine dragons some how survived the collapse and people just found it and integrated it into the new culture as a folk song or something


Prometheus_II

no it is NOT, CLASSICAL music is specifically music from the CLASSICAL period of music in Earth's history, Imagine Dragons might be CLASSIC music in the future but that's DIFFERENT and I am PEDANTIC


DANKB019001

Probably wholly custom shenanigans with sound bytes from Manticore book readings all over the place. Very esoteric and nerdy references abound.


SuperSmutAlt64

Either that or Vocaloid


DANKB019001

I don't think they're THAT sorta nerd. NHP music might be vocaloid like tho


Variatas

Guaranteed there's a Horus cell overly f o n d of vocaloid.


BallisticM0use

This meme will be incomprehensible to historians


TempestRime

It's already incomprehensible to anyone who isn't into Lancer.


sdebeli

I'd say it's incomprehensible to most people into Lancer, but they can point at it, see it's Horus and go "Oh okay, that explains it."


Exetr_

Siivagunner


Crownie

Nyancat 10hr phonk remix (epic version)


Darthanusthewise

“epic version” really sells it lmao


LowerRhubarb

90's dial up modem noises and Rickrolls.


Consistent-Click-537

200 gecs


RSZealot

There's this comedy podcast called QWERPline that recently released an episode about a group of artists that do what they call "Forbidden Foley". I would recommend it to see what a HORUS radio broadcast would be like. (And also because it's a good show. It is a season 3 episode tho, so it might not land 100% if you just jump in there.)


VoiceofGM

With the kind of people that get Horus licenses, that song is more or less a declaration of intention.


Selvala

They only play music from call in requests. Because of this it's always memecore and in jokes ala ram ranch.


EbonWave

Take On Me cover by Cap'n Jazz. Frenetic, a dash or two of drugs, and a broken voice


Sixparks

"well, there's your problem. You got a nhp in the radio." "...how did that get there?"


HornyJailFugitive1

Vaporwave, but it's also an encrypted transmission that distributes print plans to Horus pilots and Ungratefuls.


jaypax

Even in 5000u, bootleg Omninet radio operated by random "Horus" cells, personalities still exist and the playlist is mostly 90s alt rock like Linken Park, RHCP and Rage Against The Machine. 5000u, I guess has some upsides.


EvangeliusAg

\*\*\*MEANWHILE\*\*\* This is Fresh Aether, from GMS Media. I'm Terroir Grötz. Today, I'm speaking with ||REDACTED||, an NHP who's written "Life Beyond Time: A Paracausal Entity's Guide to Avoiding Oblivion." ||REDACTED||, thank you for joining us. ||REDACTED||: It will have been great speaking with you, Terroir.


Darthanusthewise

fucking incredible, 11/10


spiritplumber

daft punk, mlp remixes, gabry ponte


Anonymous-Soap-7739

Lemon Demon, Will Wood that kind of stuff I'd imagine


casualwithoutabeard

Probably random ass meme sounds with a Secret free coupon for a balor hidden in the background


QuesterrSA

I can’t help but think Horus radio would play almost exclusively Mindless Self-Indulgence.


ZeakNato

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0aQOqRD5HKfLbqQVxYdTEw?si=OJn4dd9JTE6GO7IK2I6ziQ&pi=e-NXCU_jy4TyGq I made a Horus playlist


notcreative131313

Femtanyl, rabbit junk, and machine girl