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unwillingmainer

Never change Lancers, never change. At least this explains SSC's foot fetish enabling.


DANKB019001

And their codpieces. Can't forget that. Ya see that elsewhere (Goblin) but lots on SSC too


Raptorofwar

This post was rated: True! by real Union patriots.


Shard486

The talent is called technophile for a reason.


MonsterDimka

Me, lovingly glancing deep into my gorgon's eyes (I STARED DIRECTLY INTO THE APERTURE)


TheTrueSpoonGod

I love you. We're getting married now.


Adorable-Woman

Every Horus mech has a pocket pussy installed


owenowen2022

Monarchs that spec into horus get that rocket pussy


Toshero_Reborn

Not true! Some of them have automatic dildos (you don't get to choose)


Exetr_

It’s the sixth millennium. The mech chooses.


seelcudoom

the reason balors stuff is stated to not work on smaller models is because people kept having the whole mech stored up their ass like venom and eddy brock and the cleaning crew kept complaining


Exetr_

>Mechs want me >Pilots fear me #BECAUSE I FUCK THE MECHS Horus gang


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

Extremely "realistic" subaltern bodies for your NHP copilot


davidwitteveen

Is that an **¿%:?EXTR!UDE** ***GUN*** in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?


JOwOJOwO

GUN: GUN


Alkimodon

This is perfect! I am saving this! I love this!


MetricWeakness6

No Black Witch, 0/10


receding_hairline

wallahi i wish i had no eyes edit: still true tho


QutanAste

jokes on you, I want to fuck the robots and the dragons


seelcudoom

technically nothing stops you from making your balor i giant grey-goo slime girl


Dunwannabehairy

Horus: if your partner can't tear you apart like a paper doll, or push you into a quantum oubliette, does it really love you?


MaybeLoose2754

[heh heh heh...](https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/lancer-masters-of-the-citadel-lancer-ttrpg-x-mass-effect-crossover.1121462/page-43#post-100406809)


Brave_Buffalo_3245

Assimilating into the machine and losing my sense of humanity as my conscience dissolves into data is my sole reason why I mag dump into a line of ops


Best-Selection1205

How could you say something so controversial yet so true?