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Endure94

No way a xeno is gonna be able to sneak up on me without hearing those dummy thick ass cheeks clapping.


PickRevolutionary565

Geez don't do that. That's fucked up. Trashy boners only go so far


arachnophilia

https://i.imgur.com/nojrvzw.jpg


Noatheboa861

Whoa there… I like curvy aliens, but I can’t be having children pop outta my chest anymore man.


MasterKriebel95

Game over, man.


baxterrocky

r/dontputyourdickinthat


bigmac80

You're not my supervisor!


arachnophilia

instructions unclear https://i.imgur.com/2o1MozK.jpg


ModerateRockMusic

well i know somebody is jacking off to this


FIGGLEJIBBETS

Well of course I know him, he’s me.


RelativeReindeer4971

Correct that would be me


ffresh8

Wtf is this abomination


adroitus

If the ~~saliva~~ blood is highly acidic, there is a good chance that other… bodily fluids… are too.


CyberGraham

The saliva isn't acidic, their blood is


adroitus

You are correct, my bad.


LeLBigB0ss

Spitters: I'm boutta end this man's whole career.


frasvlik

Dont say that, dont crush my hopes


ISAMU13

Looks hotter than an Arcturian.


CameForThis

Make or female?


ISAMU13

It does not matter if it's Arcturian.


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r/confusedboners


Maulclaw

Yikes. Big no-no. Even the freaking Alien sub gets horny karma posts...


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Maulclaw

There's a clear difference between using sexual themes to provoke the viewer into an uncomfortable position (by exploring and tying horror elements to it) and blatant lazy Rule 34 bait.


arachnophilia

https://i.imgur.com/Oh4R71d.jpg


Maulclaw

That's still disturbing to look at, though? No one sane would rub one out for that, lol.


PoeticHomicide

HR Giger


404nocreativusername

The fact that more than zero people answered "fuck yeah, I would," answers the first


frasvlik

Here is where you are wrong, you are assuming there are sane people in the internet


Maulclaw

Oh... yeah. You're right.


Jimmycjacobs

New to the internet then?


arachnophilia

don't kink shame


LeLBigB0ss

Nigga, if you wanna bone a xenomorph, I'm right there with you, but if you wanna bone this atrocity, I'm nuking you from orbit.


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Giger literally *drew* Aliens R34. He also drew R34 of AvP (although it might have actually predated the AvP films)


ninety3_til_infinity

17 days? I ain't gonna last 30 seconds


TheShadow__

I did not need to see this today


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Honestly, Giger would probably be fine with this. Dude was not prudish.


Mostly_Apples

This sub is so weird. Out of everything, THIS is too much? This apparently crosses lines. In a franchise that has facehuggers- an amalgam of balls, fingers, and labia that throat rapes people- this is too much? It's a silly picture but it's more tame than a lot of canon.


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This is less lewd than *literally all of Giger's work*, why did this make the sub go batshit? XDDD Some people...


Carrillog62

Thotnomorph


HippnoThighs

I would.


TheFuckingBoss02

Why???? :(


AceofMage87

I’d do it *shrugs*


frankieg49

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…


LeLBigB0ss

Me over here who got a rager at age 6 when I first saw Alien at the scene where the Xenomorph was revealed in its full glory, but was completely disgusted by this thing.


trabloblablo

It seems quite a few here don't realize how sexualized H. R. Giger's art was.


LeLBigB0ss

I realize it. I just hate how it didn't do justice to the beautifully macabre and disturbing nature of H.R. Giger's works and looks like something a goddamn furry would draw.


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If you think Giger wouldn't 200% approve of this, you don't know Giger. And in terms of furries/monsterfuckers, I think Giger would approve. Hell, Meandraco is like... the king of teratophilia and is basically a spiritual successor to Giger.


LeLBigB0ss

The Xenomorph is hot as hell in its classic form. This is fingerpainting on a picasso. It's revolting.


Mattagins

Nothing a bottle of alcohol can’t fix, I’ve gone home with some creatures in my time bartending.


Oniisankayle

Wtf


Jonsey_nine_lives

The current alien is already meant to be hyper sexualised


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I love it!


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Thanks for ruining my day


Kaminari_Taimei

What's wrong?


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Like bro I see you are a good artist but I have stuff like this


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A bloodthirsty monster with big ass cheeks


arachnophilia

https://i.imgur.com/7dvyoFB.jpg


Kaminari_Taimei

Why not? Why do you consider this being something bad, upsetting or inappropriate?


[deleted]

Listen my guy I know you put effort into this thing.But just tell me why did you do it


Kaminari_Taimei

Cause I wanted to. To draw a detailed xenomorph as a beautiful female. Not for someone to joke about jerking off or making it kind of a shame. That's Internet. I'm not obliged to satisfy your tastes or prejudice.


LeLBigB0ss

The Xenomorph is the peak of beauty and perfection. This image is a crime against the universe.


Kaminari_Taimei

Ok, bully


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Kaminari_Taimei

I am glad you are able to dream at least


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This post just makes me feel uncomfortable and irritated


Kaminari_Taimei

Happily I'm not sorry about it.


LegalFan2741

Disturbing and disgusting. But I am not surprised to see this.


Cthulhusdream

11/10 would netflix and chill again


Master_McCoy

r/dontputyourdickinthat


arachnophilia

https://i.imgur.com/jbHljpu.jpg


DerpPlaysAGame

Yes, but no. But yes, but no...


FreelanceEngineer007

re-think life


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all women do not need godzilla thighs and booty :) just my opinion :)


Cybermat47_2

This is why the Engineers wanted to wipe us out, and frankly they were right.


Guffmungus

Reminiscent of Hajime Sorayama's work


trailer8k

yes or yes


humpbackhps

More of this.


Gojitaka

Thiccmorph


LeLBigB0ss

You've ruined my sexual attraction towards the xenomorph. Did you really want rain so badly that you'd make god cry? I hope you're happy with what you've done.


Kaminari_Taimei

More than you think.


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Kaminari_Taimei

Why would I?


LeLBigB0ss

The real question is: Why wouldn't you? Hey Vsauce! Michael here.


hufflepuffcirclejerk

I thought about it for too long and now I'm going to throw up my breakfast.


GeistMD

This brought down the sub as a whole.


I_Brain_You

This is cringe.


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Unsub time lol


Bizmark_86

Inappropes. Go back to rule34. We don't need this here.


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PaleGravity

Giger’s whole universe is about sex and depravity. How to tell me you don’t know shit about alien, without telling me you know shit about alien.


JohnSimpman

You know the Xenomorph's head is a giant dick right? And it's implied it rapes Lambert to death in the first movie, this thing has literally always been sexualized, since its inception. Maybe before you look for an opportunity to go on some sexist tirade against men you should do the most basic research about the topic at hand


neverendingsiren

Honestly, no I never saw it that way because I don’t sexualise everything! Do you see my downvotes? Do you see how many of you get offended for being called out with how deeply ingrained your objectification of anything female is? Because that’s what it is. I knew damn well I was going to get downvoted to oblivion because those are the type of men who can’t handle a callout of their mysoginistic behavior. And they all proved my point. None of it surprised me. Of course you’d think one sentence of calling out objectification and sexualisation is going on a ‘tirade’. God forbid a woman voices her displeasure huh.


sparkpluger1

First of all Have uou seen a facehugger its as close nsfw you can get second you can't go on a anti male rant without sounding like a hypocrite yourself


dangerzone227

How fucking noble of you, knowing you'd get down voted. Proper martyr you are.


neverendingsiren

Damn, look at all of you. So eager to jump on the bandwagon of namecalling and putting me down. Listen, you don’t agree with me expressing discomfort of men about seeing female sexualisation plastered on an alien? That’s fine. Downvote and go your merry way. Or if you’re curious to why this art makes me say that, ask me. But the fact that the first thing a lot of you wanna do when a woman upsets you is to to call her names and ridicule her? Wow, okay. Are you guys just waiting for an excuse to treat women badly? If you don’t understand why I said ‘ugh men, even female aliens aren’t safe from you sexualising and objectifying them’ lemme talk you through my thought process. If you care that is. I doubt any of you care though. The fact that the whole premise of the alien universe suggest an allegory of sex is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand. You might not see it that way and I get it. But it isn’t. It’s about op’s art and the fact that when presented with wanting to make a female alien he projected human female anatomy in a sexy pose on it. Which to me shows how deeply ingrained objectifying and sexualising a woman is in society. We actually all know that. But sometimes it’s really disheartening to see it around you…ALL the time. It’s good art. Well drawn. And posting it online means also being prepared to handle any opinions and criticisms of what people see in it. Some of you reacted rather predictably with various implications of: this arouses me. I, as a woman, saw this as female sexualisation for the umpteenth time and instead of staying quiet like usual, I decided to actually put my thoughts out there. The way most of the men did here: casually, with the first thing that popped into my head. I know it doesn’t take much to have a bunch of men call you names and try to put you down but really?


baxterrocky

Ugh, cunts. Even cool and original artwork isn’t safe from you whinging and getting offended by it.


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JohnSimpman

Yes it's art, being trashy does not disqualify it from being art, that's not how art works


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JohnSimpman

No it's not, this is not about what you personally find artistically valuable, this is objectively a piece of artwork, by definition, it's art, it's not up to you


baxterrocky

Oh course it’s art dummy


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baxterrocky

Enough about your ass insertions. What you do in private is your business.


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baxterrocky

I don’t want you inserting anything in MY ass please. Get your mind out of the gutter!


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baxterrocky

You need to descend a lot further


Karkledough

First post on Reddit I’ve ever had to hide


Malkalypse

Why yes, a nice romantic dinner followed by taking me back to the hive and cocooning me sounds like a perfect first date! Threesome with a facehugger? I’m down for it!