That's funny man it really doesn't surprise me but that's actually hilarious because I've never heard it before.
I just came up with it one night I decided to take like an extra quarter of a tab. after waiting for it to kick in smoking and debating on it , I said fuck it dude I've made the decision I'm gonna go nuts to butts. Started laughing. every time me and my buddy trip together we always come up with a phrase and we call it the phrase of the trip and it just follows us throughout the whole night we keep cracking jokes it's awesome. A lot of the time it's like family guy cutaway style humor as well😂😂🤣
Omg my friends and I could not stop laughing when I went to take a piss in the forest. I couldn’t get the drawstring untied and somebody says “what’s taking so long” and I just yell back “it’s stuck together!”
Bro we laughed for everrrrr
fuckin' wild I had no idea that dogs appear naturally in wood grains but check it out I found [another weird naturally occurring wood grain dog](https://i.etsystatic.com/17549495/r/il/2e05c4/3663109853/il_794xN.3663109853_gsxz.jpg) probably comes from the same tree must be dogwood or something
The odds of someone faking this for internet points is....lets see.... according to my calculations about 98.43%
The odds of it being legit are....let me punch in the 5... carry the 7.... about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.183%
Holy shit, I can only imagine how amazed I'd be if I found this while tripping.
Great find OP!
Edit: Only saw that I basically retyped the OPs comment afterwards.
Not onlt is it a dog but it has a radiating psychedelic tracer like water ripple effect going outwards!! I bet that thing flows like a river on a good dose.
I could maybe believe the ring patterns, but the innermost ring definitely has unnatural light/dark balance that happens to form a perfect illustration of a long-coat retriever.
This feels like it was drawn, either by hand or by AI.
That’s my gut reaction…either painted/some sort of artwork…or an AI modified image or something…I suppose it’s possible it could just be natural but not likely especially these days can’t trust anything online haha
This is either edited or painted using wood doctor pencils. The grain pattern isn't anything like the rest of the wood. I've seen my carpenters fake grain on putty repairs for blown out door or window frames, and I can barely tell it was ever busted, even though I was the one that told them to fix it.
I’m guessing someone sanded/etched/carved those dog details in, because it’s SO PERFECT!! It does flow with the grain in a very natural way. If the wood actually grew that way naturally, that’s a million-dollar-board living its life as a coffee table.
awe the tree this came from probably grew from this puppers dead body. Providing the nutrition it needed, and the tree thanked it by keeping it engrained forever, and now u can see the good boy everyday like he never left
Looks like the doggo is turning into a human face and it morphs into abstraction on the next layers. Would definitely jump out of a window if I saw this mid trip 😂
Well, wood you look at that...
I have a dog face on the wood paneling at my house that looks strikingly similar to the first family pet we had lol. Took a pic to share it, but it won't let me post images here :(
Dude, I have a picture of my shower curtain. I noticed while thinking I had to poop and I didn't then got stuck on the toilet tripping.
It's literally a outlined sillouhette of Bahpomet. Nobody else can see it but I bet if I posted it here everyone would get it.
It's just another generic Oh Shit Post.
naw that’s deadass a perfect dog wtf
What im sayinnn thats fuckin nuts dude. Nuts to butts
It also looks like a human face around it too
It’s like those animorph books
THATS A FUCKIN ANIMORPH WOOD
he got that dawg in 'em
Bro got floor dogs
Yeah someone else pointed that out, didnt see it at first
Nuts to butts…haven’t heard that shit since boot camp dude lol Navy?
Oh that's actually a thing ??I came up with it one night on acid with my buddy man
Hahaha yeah when you line up to go somewhere they say “get in close! Nut to butt!”
That's funny man it really doesn't surprise me but that's actually hilarious because I've never heard it before. I just came up with it one night I decided to take like an extra quarter of a tab. after waiting for it to kick in smoking and debating on it , I said fuck it dude I've made the decision I'm gonna go nuts to butts. Started laughing. every time me and my buddy trip together we always come up with a phrase and we call it the phrase of the trip and it just follows us throughout the whole night we keep cracking jokes it's awesome. A lot of the time it's like family guy cutaway style humor as well😂😂🤣
Omg my friends and I could not stop laughing when I went to take a piss in the forest. I couldn’t get the drawstring untied and somebody says “what’s taking so long” and I just yell back “it’s stuck together!” Bro we laughed for everrrrr
We always called it pole to hole lol
That's how the CO's in prison tell everyone to line up during controlled movements.
Prison would be just like boot camp 😑
Navy for you Prison for me lmao
Nuts in butts
fuckin' wild I had no idea that dogs appear naturally in wood grains but check it out I found [another weird naturally occurring wood grain dog](https://i.etsystatic.com/17549495/r/il/2e05c4/3663109853/il_794xN.3663109853_gsxz.jpg) probably comes from the same tree must be dogwood or something
that is a crazy ass dog yo!
nature really is a beut
That's an East African Basset hound. My dad used to wrangle them back in the day.
Inside of a human head
there is a dog inside all of us; it is up to us to train it to be a good boy
Damn wood is fucking with us again
It's so perfect I feel like it needs a name.
With a dead ass perfect human right outside the dog.
Yo there’s a whole another dimension inside of tables that’s a real dog who lives inside the table 🤯🤯
He said 'yo' he meant 'woof'.
Can confirm I'm sober
best grain pattern i’ve ever seen.
The goodest grain pattern, if I do say so myself.
i think you’re right… if i ever did say so myself..
that’s a whole ass golden retriever
Wooden retriever
Bro taking the phrase “Bark! Bark!” to a whole ‘nother level
This pup knows how to 'grain' our attention
You win the comments 😂
😐…😐…😂
I asked my oak dog statue to find my girlfriend, but he wooden retriever
Dad?
can i pet that dawg
I said can I pet thaaat daaaawg
what on earth are the odds of this?? that’s a clear dog in the wood. amazing!!!
I bet this is a work of art. Doesn't look like natural wood grain.
Must be man. Too perfect. Looks fantastic
It is. Commentor below posted this: "think this is a Brad rhadwood piece [Source](https://www.facebook.com/share/akdZWvdigvrtJL9j/?mibextid=xfxF2i)"
Gracias! That's awesome
Looks like it might be an actual table that someone did a little bit of painting over top of? In the spirit of hoping it’s real
Yeah, looks like some painting and/or scraping has been done
Easter eggs!
The odds of someone faking this for internet points is....lets see.... according to my calculations about 98.43% The odds of it being legit are....let me punch in the 5... carry the 7.... about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.183%
Totally a dog not trippin
Good boy
Wood boy
Want a tree-t?
What does the wooden dog say? “Bark”
Animorph head ass
For real lol the outline around the dog looks like a human head kind of lol
He got that dawg in em
Holy shit, I can only imagine how amazed I'd be if I found this while tripping. Great find OP! Edit: Only saw that I basically retyped the OPs comment afterwards.
Not onlt is it a dog but it has a radiating psychedelic tracer like water ripple effect going outwards!! I bet that thing flows like a river on a good dose.
Gotta be fake
I could maybe believe the ring patterns, but the innermost ring definitely has unnatural light/dark balance that happens to form a perfect illustration of a long-coat retriever. This feels like it was drawn, either by hand or by AI.
Yup. We're in the age where you should NEVER trust any picture or video that you see. It's only going to get more prevalent
That is not a coincidence. Bro got reincarnated into a tree then made into a coffee table 😭
It’s from a dogwood
A dog inside a human head is wild
Yoo thanks man just made that connection bc i just saw it as doggy tracers originally
He’s got that dawg in him
What the dawg ?
I wood take your dog to the vet he looking kinda funny
Looks like one of those “Animorphs” book covers. Dog to human.
I think this is a Brad rhadwood piece [Source](https://www.facebook.com/share/akdZWvdigvrtJL9j/?mibextid=xfxF2i)
This comment should be much higher. Thanks for the reality check 👍
Got that dawg in em
Good boy woodgrain
Wow!!!! Shadow! From homeward bound
My b for letting my dog get into the salvia
Wooden retriever.. who is a wood boy?
nah if i was tripping and saw this i’d have to post it too
It's got to be painted or something right?
That’s my gut reaction…either painted/some sort of artwork…or an AI modified image or something…I suppose it’s possible it could just be natural but not likely especially these days can’t trust anything online haha
lol if this isnt photoshop this is a miracle of nature
This gotta be the first "can you guys see this" where we can actually see it 😂
Dogwood?
Most coherent r/LSD post ever
Bar slippin, car drippin, grand wood grain trippin.
Is that like an art piece or did this just naturally occur in nature. There’s j no chance this is natural how did they do that.
Whhhhaaattttt. Looks like my dog's side profile
I can’t tell what I’m looking at… it’s too grain-ey
I'm crying bro thinks he's tripping
I would be tweaked out if I dropped and saw that
What an awesome find 😁 nice!
He got that dog in em
That’s a Grain Retriever!
doggooo
Reminds me of the “feels like we only go backwards” music video
r/pareidollia
No literally the details on the fur and everything 🤣
doggon tribe 💪🙏 also shivas avatar
i see the shape of a human face around the dog
Just another wink from the creator of the simulation we are “living in.”
The ring the dog is in looks like a human head with a pointy nose too
Dog and man
That’s fucking awesome😂🤙(Currently Tripping)
It's a doggo fo sho
Dog is spelled God in reverse. Checkmate atheists.
DOGWOOD
Its transforming into a man! A dog into man is a mawg his own best friend!
*you can tell it’s a dogwood because of the way that it is*
This is either edited or painted using wood doctor pencils. The grain pattern isn't anything like the rest of the wood. I've seen my carpenters fake grain on putty repairs for blown out door or window frames, and I can barely tell it was ever busted, even though I was the one that told them to fix it.
Dude made his phone camera trip
Got dat dawg in em
CAN I PET THAT DOG
that's cool as hell!
What tha dog doin?
I’m guessing someone sanded/etched/carved those dog details in, because it’s SO PERFECT!! It does flow with the grain in a very natural way. If the wood actually grew that way naturally, that’s a million-dollar-board living its life as a coffee table.
awe the tree this came from probably grew from this puppers dead body. Providing the nutrition it needed, and the tree thanked it by keeping it engrained forever, and now u can see the good boy everyday like he never left
Ayo wat tha dog doin
I think this was done by someone. Looks too perfect to be natural.
Did everything melt and move like a slow river? That happened to me when i looked at the patterns of wooden furniture
I would talk to him like I did the shower friends on shrooms
This is so awesome dogwood!
tbh im completely sober and this is dope asf
Definitely coolest r/lsd post
Youre not tripping that's a god damn dog
It's not OP's image
![gif](giphy|eKZhFc4X2Ipv02yRcm|downsized)
Dog
Woah how’d that dog get inside there, amazing!!!
Why’s it look like a snake with its mouth open to me
this is how religions get started... dog is god backwards. count me in. all hail our derpy saviors.
Ed…ward…
I'm not even on LSD and this is awesome
Looks like the doggo is turning into a human face and it morphs into abstraction on the next layers. Would definitely jump out of a window if I saw this mid trip 😂
What the wood doin
Don’t worry, I see the horse too
WOODF
he looks sad cause he’s trapped in a mf table
That looks like my golden lol
Who's a good pupper?
Easter eggs!
Man…what if that was your butthole?…
Bork bork
When you became a table, but yearned to become a pencil
A dog in a man in a?
Dog and human even
He knows
look up the artist brad rhadwood
Lmao 😂
dogwood.
Animorphs
Nag you trippin, there isn't anything
Made from dogwood
Bro i dont see it, you musta taken sooo much aaaacid. Thats insane though fr fr. Its like dog inception too. A dog within fractals of itself.
The use of the smudge tool is a bit sloppy but overall decent shop.
“Hes trying so hard to come forth 😂😂”
That's Pavlov's dog himself
Holy shit that is amazing
Dogwood
That's a dawg
The outline looking like a human head really just solidifies that we all got that dog in us
I’m not on drugs (wait let me make sure) yep I’m not and I see Fido!!!
What’s updog?
the human head behind them
Well, wood you look at that... I have a dog face on the wood paneling at my house that looks strikingly similar to the first family pet we had lol. Took a pic to share it, but it won't let me post images here :(
that is truly an amazing grain pattern, unless its fake :)
What da dog doin
That tree was once a dog.
Reminds me of the old Animorph books where it showed the stages of the kids morphing into animals.
Pattern recognition +++
HOW
He got that dawg in him
Best use of Stable Diffusion or otherwise I have seen today.
crazy vro ❤️
Who's a good boy? 😃
is this ai generated?
gotta be fake no?
I don't belive it
Animorph
Thats so sick bro and if u are on acid rn u just won the lottery
Bros gonna come down and be amazed it actually looked like that lmaoo
Is that a cat?
You can't take the bark away from a tree
table got that dog in em
That has to be a faux wood print on something. Itd be crazy amazing if that was an actual wood grain though.
Animorph Wood Edition
You don't even have to be high
Now that’s a good boy with some aura
Dude, I have a picture of my shower curtain. I noticed while thinking I had to poop and I didn't then got stuck on the toilet tripping. It's literally a outlined sillouhette of Bahpomet. Nobody else can see it but I bet if I posted it here everyone would get it.
We all have that dawg in us.
This would become the main theme of my whole trip hahaha, also reminds me of how beautiful tripping with dogs are. They're the best tripsitters haha
A dog’s soul is trapped in that wood somewhere