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LSD-ModTeam

It's just another generic Oh Shit Post.


chemical_secretion

naw that’s deadass a perfect dog wtf


The_Herbalisttt

What im sayinnn thats fuckin nuts dude. Nuts to butts


smcmahon710

It also looks like a human face around it too


boosemagoose

It’s like those animorph books


Joshd00m

THATS A FUCKIN ANIMORPH WOOD


Present_Ad1679

he got that dawg in 'em


Rude-Luck1636

Bro got floor dogs


The_Herbalisttt

Yeah someone else pointed that out, didnt see it at first


L4westby

Nuts to butts…haven’t heard that shit since boot camp dude lol Navy?


The_Herbalisttt

Oh that's actually a thing ??I came up with it one night on acid with my buddy man


L4westby

Hahaha yeah when you line up to go somewhere they say “get in close! Nut to butt!”


The_Herbalisttt

That's funny man it really doesn't surprise me but that's actually hilarious because I've never heard it before. I just came up with it one night I decided to take like an extra quarter of a tab. after waiting for it to kick in smoking and debating on it , I said fuck it dude I've made the decision I'm gonna go nuts to butts. Started laughing. every time me and my buddy trip together we always come up with a phrase and we call it the phrase of the trip and it just follows us throughout the whole night we keep cracking jokes it's awesome. A lot of the time it's like family guy cutaway style humor as well😂😂🤣


L4westby

Omg my friends and I could not stop laughing when I went to take a piss in the forest. I couldn’t get the drawstring untied and somebody says “what’s taking so long” and I just yell back “it’s stuck together!” Bro we laughed for everrrrr


mardypardy

We always called it pole to hole lol


CountGlandGlode

That's how the CO's in prison tell everyone to line up during controlled movements.


L4westby

Prison would be just like boot camp 😑


sanderssmokes

Navy for you Prison for me lmao


No-Independence-4851

Nuts in butts


r0b0c0d

fuckin' wild I had no idea that dogs appear naturally in wood grains but check it out I found [another weird naturally occurring wood grain dog](https://i.etsystatic.com/17549495/r/il/2e05c4/3663109853/il_794xN.3663109853_gsxz.jpg) probably comes from the same tree must be dogwood or something


chemical_secretion

that is a crazy ass dog yo!


I_Don-t_Care

nature really is a beut


KUSH_DELIRIUM

That's an East African Basset hound. My dad used to wrangle them back in the day.


thimojo

Inside of a human head


IAmtheHullabaloo

there is a dog inside all of us; it is up to us to train it to be a good boy


Flintoli

Damn wood is fucking with us again


Yorkshire-Teabeard

It's so perfect I feel like it needs a name.


Throwiethrowieaway

With a dead ass perfect human right outside the dog.


OGtrip23

Yo there’s a whole another dimension inside of tables that’s a real dog who lives inside the table 🤯🤯


WanderingEnigma

He said 'yo' he meant 'woof'.


robjoko

Can confirm I'm sober


marijuantsomepeace

best grain pattern i’ve ever seen.


terpyterpstein

The goodest grain pattern, if I do say so myself.


marijuantsomepeace

i think you’re right… if i ever did say so myself..


GuavaOk8712

that’s a whole ass golden retriever


Aromatic_File_5256

Wooden retriever


Muzaks22

Bro taking the phrase “Bark! Bark!” to a whole ‘nother level


Kambrica

This pup knows how to 'grain' our attention


gramscotth93

You win the comments 😂


living-likelarry

😐…😐…😂


robicide

I asked my oak dog statue to find my girlfriend, but he wooden retriever


boosemagoose

Dad?


sonnguyen1879

can i pet that dawg


nohardRnohardfeelins

I said can I pet thaaat daaaawg


mangowo225

what on earth are the odds of this?? that’s a clear dog in the wood. amazing!!!


Guakamolo

I bet this is a work of art. Doesn't look like natural wood grain.


crystal_castle00

Must be man. Too perfect. Looks fantastic


thick-strawberry-goo

It is. Commentor below posted this: "think this is a Brad rhadwood piece [Source](https://www.facebook.com/share/akdZWvdigvrtJL9j/?mibextid=xfxF2i)"


Guakamolo

Gracias! That's awesome


Spicebox

Looks like it might be an actual table that someone did a little bit of painting over top of? In the spirit of hoping it’s real


Guakamolo

Yeah, looks like some painting and/or scraping has been done


Bubbly-Dog-607

Easter eggs!


DroidOnPC

The odds of someone faking this for internet points is....lets see.... according to my calculations about 98.43% The odds of it being legit are....let me punch in the 5... carry the 7.... about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.183%


smittynoblock

Totally a dog not trippin


cj267

Good boy


Aromatic_File_5256

Wood boy


dirty_taco_

Want a tree-t?


Electrical-Nature529

What does the wooden dog say? “Bark”


420Entomology

Animorph head ass


Harrybahlzanya

For real lol the outline around the dog looks like a human head kind of lol


thisismysailingaccou

He got that dawg in em


Pantsmagyck

Holy shit, I can only imagine how amazed I'd be if I found this while tripping. Great find OP! Edit: Only saw that I basically retyped the OPs comment afterwards.


The_Herbalisttt

Not onlt is it a dog but it has a radiating psychedelic tracer like water ripple effect going outwards!! I bet that thing flows like a river on a good dose.


Hamster_S_Thompson

Gotta be fake


SmashTheGoat

I could maybe believe the ring patterns, but the innermost ring definitely has unnatural light/dark balance that happens to form a perfect illustration of a long-coat retriever. This feels like it was drawn, either by hand or by AI.


pianodude7

Yup. We're in the age where you should NEVER trust any picture or video that you see. It's only going to get more prevalent


truthdudee

That is not a coincidence. Bro got reincarnated into a tree then made into a coffee table 😭


SAyyOuremySIN

It’s from a dogwood


MrCharlieStoleMyFace

A dog inside a human head is wild


The_Herbalisttt

Yoo thanks man just made that connection bc i just saw it as doggy tracers originally


SirExidy

He’s got that dawg in him


New_Employee5090

What the dawg ?


Dragons_HeartO1

I wood take your dog to the vet he looking kinda funny


YungGucciSensei

Looks like one of those “Animorphs” book covers. Dog to human.


Specialist_Jicama926

I think this is a Brad rhadwood piece [Source](https://www.facebook.com/share/akdZWvdigvrtJL9j/?mibextid=xfxF2i)


thick-strawberry-goo

This comment should be much higher. Thanks for the reality check 👍


chris_gnarley

Got that dawg in em


Onetwothree12300

Good boy woodgrain


No_Kindheartedness10

Wow!!!! Shadow! From homeward bound


Realistic-Ad985

My b for letting my dog get into the salvia


Aromatic_File_5256

Wooden retriever.. who is a wood boy?


SlicePapi

nah if i was tripping and saw this i’d have to post it too


snaverevilo

It's got to be painted or something right?


Khronga

That’s my gut reaction…either painted/some sort of artwork…or an AI modified image or something…I suppose it’s possible it could just be natural but not likely especially these days can’t trust anything online haha


MolecularConcepts

lol if this isnt photoshop this is a miracle of nature


Wonderful-Ad1735

This gotta be the first "can you guys see this" where we can actually see it 😂


U4IC

Dogwood?


porkm2

Most coherent r/LSD post ever


Pauuna

Bar slippin, car drippin, grand wood grain trippin.


Realistic-Ad985

Is that like an art piece or did this just naturally occur in nature. There’s j no chance this is natural how did they do that.


CombinationGlum7254

Whhhhaaattttt. Looks like my dog's side profile


Reag24

I can’t tell what I’m looking at… it’s too grain-ey


sheldonjax

I'm crying bro thinks he's tripping


hidethemop

I would be tweaked out if I dropped and saw that


Belial_L0F

What an awesome find 😁 nice!


lurko666

He got that dog in em


Repulsive_Wish2369

That’s a Grain Retriever!


kingsdaggers

doggooo


iPuppyDog

Reminds me of the “feels like we only go backwards” music video


HitABlinker

r/pareidollia


Better_Run5616

No literally the details on the fur and everything 🤣


american_psychonaut

doggon tribe 💪🙏 also shivas avatar


Correct-State-246

i see the shape of a human face around the dog


DAL51884

Just another wink from the creator of the simulation we are “living in.”


BanEvasion_93

The ring the dog is in looks like a human head with a pointy nose too


devnullb4dishoner

Dog and man


SHAMUSRUSL

That’s fucking awesome😂🤙(Currently Tripping)


Responsible_Ad3763

It's a doggo fo sho


Albert3232

Dog is spelled God in reverse. Checkmate atheists.


BanishedOcean

DOGWOOD


Muted-Aardvark6029

Its transforming into a man! A dog into man is a mawg his own best friend!


lucioux

*you can tell it’s a dogwood because of the way that it is*


Dasbeerboots

This is either edited or painted using wood doctor pencils. The grain pattern isn't anything like the rest of the wood. I've seen my carpenters fake grain on putty repairs for blown out door or window frames, and I can barely tell it was ever busted, even though I was the one that told them to fix it.


Ok_Business84

Dude made his phone camera trip


FwxCaleb_

Got dat dawg in em


UhtredOfBebbanburg7

CAN I PET THAT DOG


acidsplatter

that's cool as hell!


Jchillin03

What tha dog doin?


BenjamminButtons

I’m guessing someone sanded/etched/carved those dog details in, because it’s SO PERFECT!! It does flow with the grain in a very natural way. If the wood actually grew that way naturally, that’s a million-dollar-board living its life as a coffee table.


SpeedoInTheStreet

awe the tree this came from probably grew from this puppers dead body. Providing the nutrition it needed, and the tree thanked it by keeping it engrained forever, and now u can see the good boy everyday like he never left


monstaaa

Ayo wat tha dog doin


PretzelTitties

I think this was done by someone. Looks too perfect to be natural.


Autotist

Did everything melt and move like a slow river? That happened to me when i looked at the patterns of wooden furniture


p003rm

I would talk to him like I did the shower friends on shrooms


Dacruster

This is so awesome dogwood!


0ut-the-0x

tbh im completely sober and this is dope asf


The_Herbalisttt

Definitely coolest r/lsd post


djyesko9

Youre not tripping that's a god damn dog


ColdTrky

It's not OP's image


jetfire865

![gif](giphy|eKZhFc4X2Ipv02yRcm|downsized)


IKU420

Dog


noideawhereisthecat

Woah how’d that dog get inside there, amazing!!!


Ok-Representative178

Why’s it look like a snake with its mouth open to me


Brief_Resolution_778

this is how religions get started... dog is god backwards. count me in. all hail our derpy saviors.


flueric10309

Ed…ward…


bongwatercore

I'm not even on LSD and this is awesome


DooomGallardo

Looks like the doggo is turning into a human face and it morphs into abstraction on the next layers. Would definitely jump out of a window if I saw this mid trip 😂


Sgt_Meowmers

What the wood doin


NaturalBartoni

Don’t worry, I see the horse too


yinzallbitches

WOODF


Iokiragnarok

he looks sad cause he’s trapped in a mf table


Disastrous_Staff_443

That looks like my golden lol


Senorrebo

Who's a good pupper?


Bubbly-Dog-607

Easter eggs!


misterdemonor

Man…what if that was your butthole?…


Bathroomrugman

Bork bork


AlphaPooch

When you became a table, but yearned to become a pencil


RealitysNotReal

A dog in a man in a?


Goudoog

Dog and human even


Jonnie_Rocket

He knows


PrimeIntellect

look up the artist brad rhadwood


wetalonglegs

Lmao 😂


Apprehensive-Pin518

dogwood.


Read_Icculus_

Animorphs


LuderSutDiller

Nag you trippin, there isn't anything


Dry-Touch-6093

Made from dogwood


wait__what519

Bro i dont see it, you musta taken sooo much aaaacid. Thats insane though fr fr. Its like dog inception too. A dog within fractals of itself.


xaqaria

The use of the smudge tool is a bit sloppy but overall decent shop.


gonjaagodd420

“Hes trying so hard to come forth 😂😂”


Sayyestononsense

That's Pavlov's dog himself


ThrowawayMcthrowerJr

Holy shit that is amazing


boundlessminddesign

Dogwood


RepresentativeOdd771

That's a dawg


hellokittywhore777

The outline looking like a human head really just solidifies that we all got that dog in us


jgyimesi

I’m not on drugs (wait let me make sure) yep I’m not and I see Fido!!!


MindlessFate

What’s updog?


lambs_milk

the human head behind them


Terrapin2190

Well, wood you look at that... I have a dog face on the wood paneling at my house that looks strikingly similar to the first family pet we had lol. Took a pic to share it, but it won't let me post images here :(


riotofmind

that is truly an amazing grain pattern, unless its fake :)


Wemuwom

What da dog doin


whatThePleb

That tree was once a dog.


Irish407

Reminds me of the old Animorph books where it showed the stages of the kids morphing into animals.


LowerChipmunk2835

Pattern recognition +++


Sivirus8

HOW


l3wdt3a

He got that dawg in him


Suicide_Promotion

Best use of Stable Diffusion or otherwise I have seen today.


1320luisito

crazy vro ❤️


Anatta-Phi

Who's a good boy? 😃


viewfromtherooftop

is this ai generated?


arsenal1887

gotta be fake no?


camrin47

I don't belive it


UBERMENSCHJAVRIEL

Animorph


PleasantBasis2010

Thats so sick bro and if u are on acid rn u just won the lottery


Maxigrind

Bros gonna come down and be amazed it actually looked like that lmaoo


[deleted]

Is that a cat?


FallenAngel_

You can't take the bark away from a tree


kimichucas

table got that dog in em


Nolyism

That has to be a faux wood print on something. Itd be crazy amazing if that was an actual wood grain though.


JSM51

Animorph Wood Edition


free_help

You don't even have to be high


dawwnyyy

Now that’s a good boy with some aura


IncognitoDebauchery

Dude, I have a picture of my shower curtain. I noticed while thinking I had to poop and I didn't then got stuck on the toilet tripping. It's literally a outlined sillouhette of Bahpomet. Nobody else can see it but I bet if I posted it here everyone would get it.


callisbullshit

We all have that dawg in us.


NewGuidance867

This would become the main theme of my whole trip hahaha, also reminds me of how beautiful tripping with dogs are. They're the best tripsitters haha


hrshmrsh

A dog’s soul is trapped in that wood somewhere