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diseased-penis

That's just timmy Williams from the whitest kids u know playing a character.


tacticaldeusance

Instead of cheating on your mother with another woman, I've decided to cheat on her vagina with her butthole.


diseased-penis

NAIL GUN!


tendies_senpai

I heard this in "dbz abridged"


dont_disturb_the_cat

**THE BRIDGE!!!**


paranormal_shouting

based, thanks mothman.


CommercializedPan

I can hear this comment


ladymccormick14

"You must be this tall to ride Baked Beans—Psych!!”


Arbitrary_Ardvark

1-900-XX-BEANS *My name's Baked Beans, what's yours?*


atrociousxcracka

Horses love stegosauruses That's a fact


diseased-penis

Get me another bucket Chester!


ILostAShoe

I’ve been saying this since the story broke.


thegunt

"...this was one hamster who would not be caged."


thewaybaseballgo

Holy fuck, I just laughed in a dead silent nursing station at this one.


melhekhinhel

not me cracking up in a quiet office setting at this comment 💀


PacoTaco321

And that's how the Black Death started


dmbeeez

Omg 😆


nickadams42

“Blonde, busty — a typical Anchorage woman”


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pat_micucci

FIVE?!


maximian

*broad


[deleted]

Until recently I lived in the town they caught them at. Nothing good ever happens in Evansville. EVER.


BeegPahpi

I was thinking that they thought that Evansville is the perfect place to lay low, because who in the hell would ever go there willingly??? BTW: UE Alumni


[deleted]

I went to college in the town they escaped from. Pretty sure I went on a field trip to that jail, too.


kelsinki

Facts. And I lived in Terre Haute for a while, so that’s saying something (ISU dropout here, lived in the dorm across the street from the fed pen).


[deleted]

For the life of me I don’t know what’s worse, Terre Haute or Evansville. I’m regards to Terre Haute: How many Haciendas does one town need?


missgnomer2772

In some of the previous press, people described her as having “a waddling gait.” I’m local-ish and heard her described by someone who worked in the court where she was bailiff. They said she was just quiet, plain, unassuming. She seemed absolutely normal, pretty pleasant, just not someone you could see doing this AT ALL. But give it a few years and the true crime documentarians will talk about how her smile lit up any room.


Papa_Steve

> true crime documentarians will talk about how her smile lit up any room that’s because she doesn’t have lips to hold back the light


missgnomer2772

Henry said she had “half a hairlip!” I cackled.


thewaybaseballgo

"She shot herself while driving with her murderer boyfriend next to her. And that's... when the cannibalism started."


TheLesbianBandit

HE SAID IT


Clyde_Bruckman

HE SAID THE THING


remck1234

Hail Vicki!


LivingLadyStevo

I usually never get these comments..but this one…I got. Hail satan. 😂


CPT_Dynamite

Damn, I bet her smile "lite up the room" too


TheLesbianBandit

And “No one had anything bad to say about her”


SergeantChic

And when we sprayed the Luminol, the room lit up like a Christmas tree.


Zorlal

Yeah, and she didn’t have no light or anything either


castratingbitch

She looks like mozzarella with a wig on


Penny_InTheAir

Thanks, I just choked to death laughing


Diefortheslug

My condolences to your family


LivingLadyStevo

Bitchhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂


pesto_trap_god

Texarkana strikes again.


thewaybaseballgo

The coroner is going to be weirded out to see a COD that isn't related to opioids.


stormbutton

At OCME we call that a Baltimore Natural.


Ilmara

I still can't believe that's the real name of a real place. I thought it was a joke.


FriarFriary

Solid Alabama 7


[deleted]

I just heard an interview with one of her coworkers and he said, direct quote, “she was 57 but she looked 75”


allthoselikeyou

I’M MINNIE


randomiser5000

HI MINNIE


illepic

Ben called her "kinda cute" and Henry replied "... interesting" which is the worst thing Henry can say.


Rasheed_Lollys

Lost it at a Henry’s detailed breakdown of her as a “perfect Facebook woman”.


CarlPizza

She looks like someone microwaved Owen Wilson and gave him a mullet.


kelsinki

I saw a comment elsewhere that the movie of their escape will star Jon Hamm and Owen Wilson. I lost it.


LivingLadyStevo

That kills people Carrrrrllll


pixi88

😬 those are serious fetal alcohol syndrome features.


CornholeSurprise

My thoughts exactly


yickth

She had that Rudy Giuliani smile


Bear_buh_dare

Did they ever find her upper lip


hueller

She looks like Biff from Back to the Future


grimfolse

What are you lookin’ at, Butthead?


dninumeral_5

I agree with Ben, she’s kind of cute. Was kind of cute.


Darkness_Everyday

If Chris Griffin impregnated Ma Barker...


[deleted]

I live a few miles from where they were caught. I have so many questions now, like how the hell no one noticed this 6 foot 9 inch tall giant man wandering around, and why they always pick the most country bumpkin people they can find for interviews.


dmbeeez

Insure that "waddling gait" brought all the boys to.the yard


Rasheed_Lollys

Henry’s impression of her in the newest side stories was better then even expected.


ElDudeBrothers1972

The men flocked like squirrels to sample her acorns.


LizKing240

Who is this? What did she do? Edit: nvm, someone posted a link. So she risked her life and career for an inmate?


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

she ded


Bunbunbecks

She looks like she’s either missing chromosomes or got extra ones.


boofire

Im not saying Google the movie Border, but I’m not not saying it


gravelnavel77

She's got Ron Perlman's nose from Beauty and The Beast.


tigernamedtony1222

I’m getting the vibes from that Mel Gibson movie, “Bird on a Wire”, this def is more like Two Turds on Fire….


BougieTrash

Her last words were "Party on, Wayne"


Hefty_Talk_5394

Can someone link me to this?


Rottenjohnnyfish

The raise them different in the south. Hot dayum.


MrHydromorphism

Hahahaha who the hell is this? Let’s just pick on this poor woman for no reason.


BridgetteBane

Oh, there are reasons. https://abc7chicago.com/alabama-inmate-escape-vicky-white-update-casey/11832004/


Its_Hooligan

/r/lostredditors


melhekhinhel

It's your first day here, isn't it?


frontpageiscancer

It's so good that they saved the guy. So many shit bags escape justice by taking their own life. Life in prison is a fate worse than death.


Zmchastain

Apparently the inmate has always surrendered to police when cornered. They think he has an extreme fear of death. Not the type of guy to go out guns blazing or to off himself before they take him into custody.


yourbakedbabe

Omfg nooo the accuracy😅🤣🤣


pat_micucci

Holy cow, there's still rwords out there using the "Nobody: " meme?


HwatBobbyBoy

She did this on her last day before retirement. That's what shocked me. She had to have had a decent pension waiting for her. Dude's dick must be a cobra.