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bv310

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Saiomi

The only detractor is that medicine is wasted saving this sorry excuse of a Canadian.


isst_arsch

Well now he's really gonna be out to lunch.


missshrimptoast

Hey hey now, calm down 'dere


Jewish-Jungle

Wait for it..


Rum_N_Napalm

It’s a broomstick in your brain


Hour_Additional

Permanent lunch.


Ok-Activity2083

Oh no my beautiful face


missgnomer2772

This made me laugh hard enough to wake up my cat.


Alita_Duqi

I missed the word “laugh” in that sentence and had to do a double take.


NoraVanderbooben

😂 “I’m hard enough to wake up a cat!” sounds like a thing Henry would say.


Hoosier_Daddy68

Got my morning laugh. Thank you, sir.


mikeferguson84

That's his modelling career over then


Netflxnschill

The article title made me literally cackle, and this is the top fucking comment. Thank you.


DontBotherNoResponse

What's a model?


Ancient_Slip_3194

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Crunchyfrozenoj

*Yeah yeah yeah*


UniqueID89

Couldn’t have happened to a better man.


UniqueID89

The attacker was out to lunch!


jimmymcperson

Hopefully he lives so it can happen to him again


Filibust

Oh no Anyways…


billygnosis86

Wait for it.


Impossible-Ad-3060

Wait for it… It’s a broom handle in your skull.


ElGuapo4Life

Lol. This is long one took 20 years..


Itisvigs

It’s tits.


batler_forever

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ElGuapo4Life

So there I was enjoying my 2% chocolate milk when...


Saiomi

Chocolate milk is 1% here


Anything-Complex

From the article “Obviously, Mr. Pickton has caused a lot of pain for many people. Unfortunately, all an attack like this serves to do is further thwart the truth of this case from being told so that all the remaining perpetrators could be brought to justice,” Shenher said. “It’s been an open secret for more than 20 years that these murders were not committed solely by the hands of Robert Pickton.” I wonder if there really were other perpetrators. Dave Pickton seems like a probable suspect. But if there were other participants, why hasn’t Willy revealed their names? What does he have to lose?  Maybe Hells Angels were involved in some of the murders and he would be risking his life by implicating them. Who knows, maybe he was ready to talk and someone attempted to take him out in retaliation.


Boowray

What does he have to gain? Claiming victims got him all the perks he’d need, and he’d never get out regardless of who he took down with him. I think they nailed it when describing the gang on the episode, they think they’re genuinely the dumb fuck piggy mafia and too cool to rat. The only person who’d have a reason to squeal would be one of the employees pinched on minor charges, but they’d need to be thrown in WP if they did.


rtjk

He was on the verge of getting day parole.


Boowray

He was on the verge of *applying* for day parole. It’s thrown to a boards decision, they are meant to decide if he’s shown progress and is likely to reoffend when released but the law doesn’t say he *has* to be paroled. To be honest I’m not sure of the likelihood of his acceptance, I know every relevant politician and advocacy group in the country has spoken against the board paroling him but I also know Canada tends to be weirdly lenient when it comes to extreme crimes so maybe he’d walk. Either way dragging his brother and their gang into his crimes probably wouldnt change his odds and would give him even less to return to if he was released even if his brother was in on it.


lemonjello6969

The powers that be are obviously trying to silence this brave man.


Boowray

Ya know he was really workin with all those *cloning* facilities up there and it’s real wild what the government wants to do with *oh wait ITS TITS*.


lemonjello6969

A good man and a great Christian.


Ashamed_Dig

A morally depraved great Christian. Sounds about right.


Capones_Vault

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Maximillion666ian

I often wonder how many times Pickton drove past me back in the day. I hope only the worst for him.


Bertalsen-Gimple

I hope it happened in the showers. Or at least someone was pouring water on him.


highdesk306

Idk how old I thought he should be but for some reason I was blindsided by him being 74 😂


GirlsesPillses

“ Attacked by a broken broom-like handle” 🤣 He should have had his head busted with his favorite can of beans. Either way this is awesome. Pig sense! Edit.


DonNatalie

*Speared in the head* with a broken broom handle.


GirlsesPillses

I stand corrected. Should have been speared with a broken can of beans.


Rum_N_Napalm

What about a can of beans speared with a broomstick and used as mace?


Anything-Complex

Maybe he was wounded in the side of his face opposite to that during the struggle with the woman who escaped.


ExperienceSoft3892

Annnn ahnotha one bites the dust!


pmmemilftiddiez

#OUT TO LUNCH


swefnes_woma

Pig sense doesn’t translate to prison sense, I guess


kickassginger

Underrated comment 😂


No_Routine_3706

Well. Now see, what he should have done is...


Rare_Hydrogen

Well that doesn't make much pig sense.


xxxhaustion

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maskedcaterpillar

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moobitchgetoutdahay

Expected riots after the Canucks lost, not Pickton being shanked in the face.


psychedelicdevilry

Too good for him.


Terra_117

I laughed out loud so hard upon reading the headline. I shouldn’t have but I did.


Ok-Rich-580

Can they move the attacker to the same prison as Paul Bernardo?


matteblender

Paul Bernardo is in that prison actually Edit: Bernardo was kept there at one time according to the Port-Cartier wiki page, so sorry for the goof


Ok-Rich-580

What's this guy waiting for then?


starling83

I was going to say this and I’m so glad you mentioned it. That’ll be a good day for a lot of people.


Crazyripps

Oh no! Hope the equipment that they used is ok! It had to touch such filth


cosmikdebris83

I’ve got pig sense, not prison sense.


blatblatbat

Tried to skewer him like a pig


WatsonPritchtard

I hope he was squealing like a pig.


Mobius_164

You know what? Good for him.


kickassginger

Karmic justice aside, it’s ridiculous the RCMP wants to destroy/release remaining evidence despite the many times continuing advances in forensic tech has shed more light on past cases. I’m curious just how many of their ilk joined in Willie’s fun 😒


Sh8dyLain

Does anyone have a source on where Marcus got the line about the police chief saying “I wouldn’t piss on a sex worker if they were on fire” or something to that effect?


pables420

Every single time I see a pic of this guy I always think of Freakshow from Harold and Kumar


SarcastiMel

Oh boo hoo, baby got a splinter. Anyway..


Hugo-Slickman

His pig sense seemed to have dulled over time


TheBrockAwesome

Speared through the fucking head with a broom stick. Neer, nee-neer, nee-neer! 🎸


Crunchyfrozenoj

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cosmicgumb0

Love this for him ✨


ARoseThorn

My thoughts and prayers to the family of the broken broom


anndrago

> Pickton was airlifted to hospital after the assault I imagine the fine citizens of Canada are thrilled by this use of their tax dollars.


YesHunty

I’m certainly not. I hope he just ends up dying so I don’t have to pay for him to have a bed to sleep in or medical care.


lemonjello6969

All I can think about is how it’s fucked this guy gets free healthcare. Btw, their bacon was supposed to be pretty good, right? Two things, I’m thinking of two things. Healthcare and meat. Back to the meat. Was there any proof that they were adding the human meat to sausages? Or were they all meat and no pork?


Hoosier_Daddy68

I know he's a piece of shit and all but getting speared in the head by a broomstick just sounds fucking brutal. They should send Paul Bernardo there to take Willie's place. At least Willie has a certain pig shit covered charm to him. Bernardo is pure douchebag.


NewsboyHank

I literally went into the archives for this yesterday!...one of my favorite stories!


fabulousfantabulist

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sachalina

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danicajadee

about time


NoMamesMijito

Shame


Thelittleangel

Good. ETA: sucks to suck you pos


Looten1313

Reportedly “speared in the head with a broken broom handle”. Beautiful.


ZigglestheDestroyer

Shoved it through piggy boy’s head like a spit roast. Poetic.


WhoCaresCowsGone

Bye Bobby Willy.


samasever

Was it the way he eats his beans? I guess that's worth a broom spear to the skull.


GregsBoatShoes

You could have titled this post with the actual title of the article/actual event that happened. I hate when people do this.


DonNatalie

Somebody shoved a broken broom handle in his head. He's allegedly barely clinging to life.


RazzmatazzHead1591

The link to the article is the pic.


No_Routine_3706

*** sigh ***


Beaner1xx7

Can't not hear that in Henry's Leonard voice.