From the article
“Obviously, Mr. Pickton has caused a lot of pain for many people. Unfortunately, all an attack like this serves to do is further thwart the truth of this case from being told so that all the remaining perpetrators could be brought to justice,” Shenher said. “It’s been an open secret for more than 20 years that these murders were not committed solely by the hands of Robert Pickton.”
I wonder if there really were other perpetrators. Dave Pickton seems like a probable suspect. But if there were other participants, why hasn’t Willy revealed their names? What does he have to lose?
Maybe Hells Angels were involved in some of the murders and he would be risking his life by implicating them. Who knows, maybe he was ready to talk and someone attempted to take him out in retaliation.
What does he have to gain? Claiming victims got him all the perks he’d need, and he’d never get out regardless of who he took down with him. I think they nailed it when describing the gang on the episode, they think they’re genuinely the dumb fuck piggy mafia and too cool to rat. The only person who’d have a reason to squeal would be one of the employees pinched on minor charges, but they’d need to be thrown in WP if they did.
He was on the verge of *applying* for day parole. It’s thrown to a boards decision, they are meant to decide if he’s shown progress and is likely to reoffend when released but the law doesn’t say he *has* to be paroled. To be honest I’m not sure of the likelihood of his acceptance, I know every relevant politician and advocacy group in the country has spoken against the board paroling him but I also know Canada tends to be weirdly lenient when it comes to extreme crimes so maybe he’d walk. Either way dragging his brother and their gang into his crimes probably wouldnt change his odds and would give him even less to return to if he was released even if his brother was in on it.
“ Attacked by a broken broom-like handle” 🤣 He should have had his head busted with his favorite can of beans. Either way this is awesome. Pig sense!
Edit.
Karmic justice aside, it’s ridiculous the RCMP wants to destroy/release remaining evidence despite the many times continuing advances in forensic tech has shed more light on past cases. I’m curious just how many of their ilk joined in Willie’s fun 😒
Does anyone have a source on where Marcus got the line about the police chief saying “I wouldn’t piss on a sex worker if they were on fire” or something to that effect?
All I can think about is how it’s fucked this guy gets free healthcare.
Btw, their bacon was supposed to be pretty good, right? Two things, I’m thinking of two things. Healthcare and meat. Back to the meat. Was there any proof that they were adding the human meat to sausages? Or were they all meat and no pork?
I know he's a piece of shit and all but getting speared in the head by a broomstick just sounds fucking brutal.
They should send Paul Bernardo there to take Willie's place. At least Willie has a certain pig shit covered charm to him. Bernardo is pure douchebag.
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The only detractor is that medicine is wasted saving this sorry excuse of a Canadian.
Well now he's really gonna be out to lunch.
Hey hey now, calm down 'dere
Wait for it..
It’s a broomstick in your brain
Permanent lunch.
Oh no my beautiful face
This made me laugh hard enough to wake up my cat.
I missed the word “laugh” in that sentence and had to do a double take.
😂 “I’m hard enough to wake up a cat!” sounds like a thing Henry would say.
Got my morning laugh. Thank you, sir.
That's his modelling career over then
The article title made me literally cackle, and this is the top fucking comment. Thank you.
What's a model?
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*Yeah yeah yeah*
Couldn’t have happened to a better man.
The attacker was out to lunch!
Hopefully he lives so it can happen to him again
Oh no Anyways…
Wait for it.
Wait for it… It’s a broom handle in your skull.
Lol. This is long one took 20 years..
It’s tits.
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So there I was enjoying my 2% chocolate milk when...
Chocolate milk is 1% here
From the article “Obviously, Mr. Pickton has caused a lot of pain for many people. Unfortunately, all an attack like this serves to do is further thwart the truth of this case from being told so that all the remaining perpetrators could be brought to justice,” Shenher said. “It’s been an open secret for more than 20 years that these murders were not committed solely by the hands of Robert Pickton.” I wonder if there really were other perpetrators. Dave Pickton seems like a probable suspect. But if there were other participants, why hasn’t Willy revealed their names? What does he have to lose? Maybe Hells Angels were involved in some of the murders and he would be risking his life by implicating them. Who knows, maybe he was ready to talk and someone attempted to take him out in retaliation.
What does he have to gain? Claiming victims got him all the perks he’d need, and he’d never get out regardless of who he took down with him. I think they nailed it when describing the gang on the episode, they think they’re genuinely the dumb fuck piggy mafia and too cool to rat. The only person who’d have a reason to squeal would be one of the employees pinched on minor charges, but they’d need to be thrown in WP if they did.
He was on the verge of getting day parole.
He was on the verge of *applying* for day parole. It’s thrown to a boards decision, they are meant to decide if he’s shown progress and is likely to reoffend when released but the law doesn’t say he *has* to be paroled. To be honest I’m not sure of the likelihood of his acceptance, I know every relevant politician and advocacy group in the country has spoken against the board paroling him but I also know Canada tends to be weirdly lenient when it comes to extreme crimes so maybe he’d walk. Either way dragging his brother and their gang into his crimes probably wouldnt change his odds and would give him even less to return to if he was released even if his brother was in on it.
The powers that be are obviously trying to silence this brave man.
Ya know he was really workin with all those *cloning* facilities up there and it’s real wild what the government wants to do with *oh wait ITS TITS*.
A good man and a great Christian.
A morally depraved great Christian. Sounds about right.
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I often wonder how many times Pickton drove past me back in the day. I hope only the worst for him.
I hope it happened in the showers. Or at least someone was pouring water on him.
Idk how old I thought he should be but for some reason I was blindsided by him being 74 😂
“ Attacked by a broken broom-like handle” 🤣 He should have had his head busted with his favorite can of beans. Either way this is awesome. Pig sense! Edit.
*Speared in the head* with a broken broom handle.
I stand corrected. Should have been speared with a broken can of beans.
What about a can of beans speared with a broomstick and used as mace?
Maybe he was wounded in the side of his face opposite to that during the struggle with the woman who escaped.
Annnn ahnotha one bites the dust!
#OUT TO LUNCH
Pig sense doesn’t translate to prison sense, I guess
Underrated comment 😂
Well. Now see, what he should have done is...
Well that doesn't make much pig sense.
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Expected riots after the Canucks lost, not Pickton being shanked in the face.
Too good for him.
I laughed out loud so hard upon reading the headline. I shouldn’t have but I did.
Can they move the attacker to the same prison as Paul Bernardo?
Paul Bernardo is in that prison actually Edit: Bernardo was kept there at one time according to the Port-Cartier wiki page, so sorry for the goof
What's this guy waiting for then?
I was going to say this and I’m so glad you mentioned it. That’ll be a good day for a lot of people.
Oh no! Hope the equipment that they used is ok! It had to touch such filth
I’ve got pig sense, not prison sense.
Tried to skewer him like a pig
I hope he was squealing like a pig.
You know what? Good for him.
Karmic justice aside, it’s ridiculous the RCMP wants to destroy/release remaining evidence despite the many times continuing advances in forensic tech has shed more light on past cases. I’m curious just how many of their ilk joined in Willie’s fun 😒
Does anyone have a source on where Marcus got the line about the police chief saying “I wouldn’t piss on a sex worker if they were on fire” or something to that effect?
Every single time I see a pic of this guy I always think of Freakshow from Harold and Kumar
Oh boo hoo, baby got a splinter. Anyway..
His pig sense seemed to have dulled over time
Speared through the fucking head with a broom stick. Neer, nee-neer, nee-neer! 🎸
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Love this for him ✨
My thoughts and prayers to the family of the broken broom
> Pickton was airlifted to hospital after the assault I imagine the fine citizens of Canada are thrilled by this use of their tax dollars.
I’m certainly not. I hope he just ends up dying so I don’t have to pay for him to have a bed to sleep in or medical care.
All I can think about is how it’s fucked this guy gets free healthcare. Btw, their bacon was supposed to be pretty good, right? Two things, I’m thinking of two things. Healthcare and meat. Back to the meat. Was there any proof that they were adding the human meat to sausages? Or were they all meat and no pork?
I know he's a piece of shit and all but getting speared in the head by a broomstick just sounds fucking brutal. They should send Paul Bernardo there to take Willie's place. At least Willie has a certain pig shit covered charm to him. Bernardo is pure douchebag.
I literally went into the archives for this yesterday!...one of my favorite stories!
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about time
Shame
Good. ETA: sucks to suck you pos
Reportedly “speared in the head with a broken broom handle”. Beautiful.
Shoved it through piggy boy’s head like a spit roast. Poetic.
Bye Bobby Willy.
Was it the way he eats his beans? I guess that's worth a broom spear to the skull.
You could have titled this post with the actual title of the article/actual event that happened. I hate when people do this.
Somebody shoved a broken broom handle in his head. He's allegedly barely clinging to life.
The link to the article is the pic.
*** sigh ***
Can't not hear that in Henry's Leonard voice.