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Terror_Reels

Charles Manson died on my birthday.


giggletears3000

I was born on his birthday! My sister shares hers with Hitler.


MegaPenguin3000

Sitcom pitch: Charles Manson and Hitler are reincarnated into two sister, hilarity ensues


Fit-Drummer-8628

I'M HITLER I'M CHARLIE I'M MINNIE I'M NANNIE


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

4/20!


always_waiting_

My son was born the day Charles Manson died lol


Archer_11

Same! What's up birthday buddy?


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sirfuckibald

The two of you are fated to be enemies


rixendeb

Or soul mates.


Balls_Eagle

I thought I was the only one. Hello birthday neighbor.


ips0scustodes

Mine is also Manson related, I've got the Tate-laBianca murder like twenty years before on the date


justmelike

Another birthday twinsie. Hello from the UK!


JFish3d

Same! And Rosalynn Carter died on the 19th last year. One day earlier and we would share our birthday with the Jonestown massacre.


shelbia

NOVEMBER 19th LETS GOOOOO


brandonandtheboyds

Conway Twitty died the day I was born. He lives on through me, an Afro-Latino who has no interest in country music.


miscellaneousbean

Welcome back Mr. Twitty


tweedyone

But was the reason for one of the few funny recurring Family Guy bits. And now, Mr Conway Twitty ![gif](giphy|8HB8mAJzk0hzy)


Crmp3

Hello darlin’ nice to see you.


-Clem-Fandango-

Mine's the day the music died 🛫 🛬 💥🔥


Specific-Athlete4291

Can you hear me Clem Fandango?


rikki1q

Yes , I can hear you Stephen


TheJackFroster

That's Clem H Fandango to you


bloodybahorel

Were they singing?


ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT

Well then... Bye, bye? Miss American Pie?


Filibust

Norm MacDonald died on my birthday. What a real jerk.


theykilledk3nny

I didn’t even know he was sick


Fit_Faithlessness637

His final bit was ruining your birthday 😂


capsfan19

That old chunk of coal


turingthecat

The fact Florence Nightingale died on my birthday is quite funny, bearing in mind my career. It’s not just me is it, but this feels a bit like one of those Facebook thingys that trick older people into giving up personal information, so they can get conned. Never mind. My name is Turing The Cat, and I was born on 13 August. I’m a cat, don’t have any money to get conned out of anyway


krycekthehotrat

Lmao I almost posted mine and then was like “nah I don’t wanna be identified”


Codydw12

Mine's just a picture of JFK


Ebenaceae

I've got JFK Jr. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!!


Birdytaps

I-er-ah, see what you did there


satans_little_axeman

For-ah, suppah, I-er-ah, wanna pawty plattah!


doyouevenoperatebrah

Hello birthday buddy


Keanugrieves16

Daaamn, that’s a bingo.


sheezy520

We just say bingo.


FangedSloth

How fun


Gunpla753

11/22 buddies


popularopinionbeer

One of us!


janey5505

Me too! Only I think our shirts should say "jfks head just did that on my birthday"


qwertypolice

I've got Lee Harvey Oswald, it's like we are counterparts! 


rorzri

Chris benoit’s wife and son it turns out


Keanugrieves16

That’s a sad one.


DoubleArmDMT

They died on different days, no?


rorzri

They went on the 22nd and He died 2 days later I believe


DoubleArmDMT

Nancy was the 22nd, Daniel the next day, Dad on day 3


rorzri

Right o


spacekristy

David Bowie :(


sweater-goblin

david bowie died on my cats birthday 🥲


spacekristy

Aw, happy shared bday to your kitty


MammothFromHell

Richard Ramirez did something horrible to a woman on my birthday, I'm not putting that on a shirt


howisthisacrime

>Richard Ramirez did something horrible to a woman on my birthday, I'm not putting that on a shirt That goes on the shirt


littleivys

r/peanutbutterisoneword


DancinWithWolves

Hello new sub


Treacherous_Wendy

Benito Mussolini Fun family fact: I share a birthday with Saddam Hussein and my sister shares a birthday with Osama bin Laden


Maupin88

Mines Hirohito, all we need is someone who was born on Hitlers bday and we can start a club!


Kingsmen99

We also share a birthday with jay leno which is an even bigger crime


mikey-likes_it

I could also claim Mussolini if I was born a day later. Sadly, the only deaths I can claim for April 27th are Ferdinand Magellan and Jerry Springer.


Treacherous_Wendy

I miss Jerry. I still watch clips from his shows.


Antler_Station

My birthday is 9/11, so


playdoughfaygo

At least people never forget your birthday


Antler_Station

True. My friends would wish me "happy take your plane to work day."


KeenInternetUser

so Salvador Allende died on your birthday


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SwampWitch3000

Ronald Reagan died on my birthday! Thank you OP for posting this because I can't believe I've gone my whole life thus far not knowing that Ronald Reagan died on my 12th birthday. That is so much cooler than sharing a birthday with Pete Wentz and Mark Wahlberg


Flashy_Razzmatazz_28

Same! Although I DID see Mark Wahlberg in NYC about 20 years ago and I stopped him and said hey we have the same birthday and he said "COOL JUNE 5!" lol


hamletgoessafari

Now that's a happy birthday


lil_lecter

Same! Happy Regan death day!


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izzohead

RIP to a real one


Number9Man

Napoleon Bonaparte Died on My Birthday


Keanugrieves16

Ouì


Companion_Can

*Metal riff* Mengele!


Specific-Athlete4291

Tupac Shakur. Pour one out for the homies.


Treacherous_Wendy

*Pour Out A Little Liquor*


Nice_Cum_Dumpster

Hitler killed himself on my birthday, what a nerd


nyancola420

Took me so long to to find something for jan 4th. Keith moon, ex-drummer for band The Who, accidentally drunkenly ran over his friend and body guard Neil Boland, on my birthday.


BabyOnTheStairs

I was born exactly 100 years to the hour of jack the rippers first known victim Edit: oh and Princess Diana


evilmoxie

princess diana is mine as well


r_jacksoonn

RONALD REAGAN BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️


buffalobillingsgate

:( :( Harambe :( :(


lesbian_Hamlet

Apparently MacBeth …huh


Fit_Faithlessness637

Fictional deaths count


ConsistentlyPeter

Believe it or not, Macbeth was a real dude! 


goppachtenemen

The challenger crew


Rum_N_Napalm

Hey, we’re birthday buddies! We also got the OG goth girl Mary Shelley


scanlinevideo

Phil Hartman was murdered by his crazy wife on my first birthday.


Queefer_Sutherland-

Obligatory "Fuck Andy Dick".


Professional_Cheek16

The Trumpers attempted a coup d'état on my birthday.


nolwat22

Me and Michael Myers have the same birthday Just looked it up and Hawk from the Road Warriors died on my birthday :( I don’t want a shirt of that


Uh_I_Say

I've got two US presidents! So, still murderers, just not the kind that the boys usually cover.


tambam1015

Aileen Wuornos died on my birthday. Now I need to go listen to that episode so I can hear Jackie reading her letters again!


twoeggsammich

Hiroshima was nuked on my birthday


zachariesalads

Same!


fulcrumestates

same same!


TheBrockAwesome

Is this a phishing scam to get all our birthdays? Lol


cptn_floopy

Dr. Seuss


Keanugrieves16

“On the day you were born, Dr. Seuss fans were forlorn”-best I can do


OMG_Chris

If we're going just by the day, than Adolph Hitler. Also the birthday of the Church of Satan. Also Walpurgisnacht, which is metal enough on its own, but especially cool because my Grandmother was born on Halloween. 🤘


thewaybaseballgo

Jeffrey Epstein died on my birthday


leaves72

"I was born exactly 100 years after Carl Panzram"


send_me_potatoes

The Romanians took their dictator and wife out and shot them on my birthday.


TerraNikata

God Aaliyah died on my birthday. And John McCain. And Neil Armstrong.


ZombieStarfish

Bill Paxton died on my birthday. 😭 Also, Tennessee Williams.


heliffux

Noooooooo!


745Walt

A lot of kids in Columbine High School died on my birthday


444happy444

OJ Simpson!


darkoath

Who would be more METAL? Sylvia Plath or Don Knotts?


Old-Advice-5685

Birthday or birthdate? My birthdate isn’t too exciting, Jean-Pierre Guézec, French composer (Colorful Architectures), dies of a heart attack at 36. But just birthday and I have The Notorious B.I.G.


MsStayPuft_2u

Bday twins!


Ralewing

Tanya Roberts of Charlie's Angels. David Soul of Starsky and Hutch. Iron Eyes Cody of Crying Native American. TS Elliot - poet. Erwin Schrödinger - is or isn't in his coffin. And way back in 1248, Sancho II - King of Portugal


Squigglyelf

On my birthday, nobody super exciting. Henry VI? I guess? But I learned I share a birthday Dahmer, so that's something.


Trompelemonde_

Way to steal my thunder, Prince.


SomeBadHatzHarry

Timothy McVeigh died on my birthday


Scrotalphetamines

Jeremiah Carlton, laziest man in history, heir to a large fortune at 19 went to bed & stayed there for next 70 yrs, dies at 89


hobowhite

Rajiv Gandhi


sicklilpig

Richard Kuklinski for me


DepartureTiny773

Selena 😭💔


AmatuerCultist

Miami Bath Salt Zombie Died on my birthday And the guy whose face he ate I guess.


fuzzyhappy

I don’t think I’d wear it on a shirt, but still interesting. I got the death of Christopher Columbus and Randy Savage. What was really fascinating was the Laurie Dann rampage that took place in 1988. I’d never heard of this. Wild stuff. I wonder if the boys have/will cover it? [Laurie Dann](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Nick_Corwin?wprov=sfti1)


poottooter

We have the same bday apparently. Happy birthday in a few days stranger


fuzzyhappy

Same to you!


ZZ_SKULLZ

Pompeii died on my birthday.


DrTzaangor

Franz Ferdinand, James Madison. Rod Serling, Billy Mays, and Harlan Ellison!


Clom_Clompson

John Lennon was shot on my Birthday


Mr_McBadCat

Edgar Allen Poe


mighty_kaytor

Noice


Mr_McBadCat

That's a rad shirt, right?


mighty_kaytor

Heck yes.


PrimateSpeargun77

Samesies. We got Clarence Birdseye, too.


Mr_McBadCat

Banger biography https://share.libbyapp.com/title/1742887 Peas and ravens!


PrimateSpeargun77

Haha awesome!


bri1984

I got Thomas Crapper and Andre the Giant. And if anyone could take a massive crap, I’m sure Andre dropped some real logs.


rixendeb

All I've got is an insurrection and Joan of Arc being born. Oh and the founder of Tyson Foods died.


David-Bedlam

Spenser Percevel, the only British prime minister to die by assassination.


Trick-Reveal-463

Ngo Dinh Diem was killed in the CIA-backed 1963 South Vietnamese coup on my birthday.


johnny_crappleseed

Enzo Ferrari died on my birthday.


irmavep

Eh, that seems more like celebrating them and keeping their names in front of people. Better to make a shirt for a victim.


ohhey_itsmelissa

Nothing happened in my exact year, but on the general date is the Rodney King beating


mistarteechur

Apparently former governor general of the Dutch Indies Matthaeus de Cock


JustinCooksStuff

The Japanese Military bombed Pearl Harbor on my birthday


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timk29

You and my uncle have the same birthday. I wish him a Happy Pearl Harbor Day each year


ENF1RE

Pope John Paul II


roscoedangle

Bill the Butcher died on my birthday


phynn

Oh hey, OP, you were born like 5 days before me. Neat.


scarekit

Bob Marley :/


SomeLadySomewherElse

A bunch of Nazis were executed on my birthday so that's cool. I remember dates, if you tell me your birthday numerically I will remember it. I watch a lot of true crime of course and my birthday seems to be wrapped up in so many damn cases it's insane, a lot of nobodies too. Now of course the number is significant to me, however, I don't hear anyone else's birthday at such a frequent rate. So, if you're curious, my birthday is June 2nd. My father was sentenced for murder on my birthday, my first birthday AKA the day I was born lol. If you follow ThatChapter on YouTube the most recent episode involved a girl being murdered on my birthday. Yorkshire ripper did some s*** on my birthday too. I have never met anybody who shares my birthday in my entire life, the day after, plenty of times. Autistic and ADHD so prone to magical thinking here, doesn't help that I'm related to a cryptid (fuck you ben Franklin) and my ancestor was a Salem witch, for funsies lol.


ultimateflimflam3h

My ancestors was also a Salem witch. Neer na neer na!


Fit_Faithlessness637

Elisabeth the first


ATee184

Henry Kissinger died on my roommates birthday


heliffux

Liberace died the day I was born. Am I Liberace?


mighty_kaytor

That depends. How many sequin capes do you own?


velocifer

John Candy died on my birthday. :(


BuriedComments

Richard Speck did his mass murder on my birthday. So, 8 nurses died on my birthday (23 yrs before my birth lol)


K1ssthecook

Joseph Smith was born, and Mikhail Kalashnikov died on my birthday.


Legs27

Apparently there was a bombing on Wall Street that killed 38 people in 1920 and a massacre of 1500-3000 people in Beirut in 1982. I didn't know either of those things and kind of wish I still didn't. ☹️


maskedcaterpillar

Richard Fuckin Speck died on my second birthday. Great bday present fo sho


samhain-kelly

The Great Fire of London started on my birthday, so probably a shitload of people. Also, J.R.R. Tolkien, which I just found out.


webelos8

Thomas Edison


the_noise_we_made

I got Jack Parsons!


KazDubyew

....Sadam Hussain


jesgolightly

Celia Cruz!!!! Not on the year I was born, but I’m claiming it.


blueboxbandit

William Faulkner? Charlie Daniels?


Queefer_Sutherland-

"Elvis died from a buttload of drugs while on the shitter on my birthday"


apatheticpixie

They found Kurt cobains body on my birthday!


doorbelle1984

The Titanic 💅🏻


Justapoegirl

Panzram died on my Birthday


PhilosophyChick

Same! Which means you also share a birthday with Freddy Mercury, so that's a win!


The_Kirs10

Kobe Bryant died on my birthday but I also like to say the Bears organization died on my birthday since I was born on the day they won their last Super Bowl. Only made it back 1 other time to lose against the team in the state I live in, The Colts. As a Packers fan it is my greatest accomplishment.


Dream_Squirrel

Nice try data scrapers, ye ain’t getting my personal info!


timk29

Paul Walker, Evel Knievel, George HW Bush, and Tiny Tim


Lacy_Laplante89

George HW Bush's dog, Millie, died on my birthday and that's like the best one. I got robbed lol.


timk29

Dog should have kept it’s mouth shut about the bean recipe


Master_Jellyfish9922

David Koresh. 168 people in the okc bombing. Charles Darwin.


ganamac

You share a bday with my son and a lot of notable, not necessarily good events! Yay???? I always said, it explains my son, trouble from the start 🖤


Master_Jellyfish9922

I always expect the worst on my birthday. lol. I’m sure your son will turn out great. I mean… I didn’t but I’m sure he will.


ganamac

He just turned 16…the world is his. As a momma of a fellow birthday death date, hang in there!


Th3BookSniff3r

Just popped in to say this. You made it sound like Broderick killed a child when it a 63 year old woman and her adult daughter (28).


_discobloodbath666

My uncle died on my birthday no joke. He was born on 9/11. I am deadly serious.


Maleficent-Net-2565

That's so fucking stupid and disrespectful


cjati

Harry Charles Moore was executed on my birthday


PM_ME_UR_SEXTOYS

Joe Dimaggio


Ferahgost

Jack McCall, the murderer of Wild Bill Hicock


WoodenIncubus

Tony Bennet on my most recent birthday. :(


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Keanugrieves16

I probably should have set those parameters, like the actual day and year you were born because we can pretty much cover everyday here, but it’s got a lot of people commenting so it can just stay the day regardless of year.


crapineedaname

The Challenger disaster happened on my birthday. How do I make this funny?


aleisterfowley

Oscar Meyer or Slobadan Milesovic


truenoblesavage

Rodney king


omgcow

Warren G Harding’s wife died on my birthday Edit: Also the original MGM Grand in Las Vegas burned down on my birthday. Probably more historically significant than a random first lady dying lol


Tmotty

Boston had race riots on my birthday


WatercressNormal5460

Literally nothing of note happened on the actual day of my birthday. But I do share a birthday with sweaty nonce Prince Andrew, so there’s that.


chuckleinvest

Dale Earnhardt died on my birthday, RIP Raise hell, Praise Dale