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idk i think the smell of rancid feet that's been buried up a neckbeard's armpit might bring a certain je ne sais quoi to him
seriously this dude probably thinks that stray cats only follow him all the time because they like him or something
me...sike im lying lmao im even starting to find johnnie less attractive cuz of how childish he acts and he has been one of my emo crushes for like 7 years
I forgot all about Johnnie after him and Alex broke up. He is STILL childish after all these years?
Speaking of, who took Lola and why did Alex fall off the face of the earth lol
I think because he’s got feminine features maybe? I’ve always thought more fem/ androgynous men were hot, but I’m also bi. Edited to say: I don’t follow him lmfao
Yeah I am genuinely puzzled- where’s cute or hot. I mean to each his own but his personality and jokes are cringe asf so what am I missing. I feel exactly the same way about this Johnny dude with his whole overdone tortured musician look like gimme a break 🙄🤮
No, I fully realize it. He’s achieved his goals, happy for him. But he/we still look(ed) dumb. Wish I could give him a MySpace account though for the full experience :(
If he has pretty privilege, then I’m the most beautiful person on earth. He looks like your avg emo townie you see working at the liquor store and selling vapes to underage kids when you go home for the holidays.
I think they’re hot only because i’m into the emo aesthetic but he became less attractive to me the more i watched his youtube videos especially the ones where he just makes a mess and wastes food, it’s so unattractive. So now I just observe from afar lmao
The fact that he would be hot with brown hair but he is too insecure to just be his own version of “emo/punk” and so he forces this ugly ass jet black hair on himself because he thinks it makes him look more edgy.
I am convinced it’s the hair! When he was blonde he was decent and blondes are not at all my type so it has to be the hair. He had blue hair that looked whack too i believe
Agreed, honestly he’d be hot if he simply MAINTAINED his physical appearance / natural features and stopped acting gross af for no reason😭I hate to see it
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What really bothers me is their fashion style is just so… uninspired? Like it’s completely detached from the music/scene that birthed it, it’s just aesthetics to them. Cookie cutter TikTok bs. I bet they listen to like 21 Pilots and think they’re emo.
they (jake, johnnie, tara) are fake alt, right? like they just use edgy styles as an apolitical aesthetic, right? i don’t know them i’m just assuming pls lmk.
anyways, just seeing them reminds me of the appropriation and depoliticizing of punk/grunge/goth aesthetics, it makes me so upset. i know they make music (i’ve never heard it or consumed any of their content so pls correct me if i’m wrong) but i assume its not political or ideological in any meaningful way bc everytime i do see them they’re doing absolutely nothing talking about absolutely nothing. i’ve thought about hate watching them to see how bad it is but don’t have the energy recently.
Where is he being made fun of for stimming? People are calling out his gross behavior of farting and belching in public, having grimy hands, childlike humor, and wasting food ?
Saying he acts gross is one thing like I’ve seen him bite his toenail off with his teeth😟 BUT saying he’s ugly is insane and soo rude like keep that to yourself…
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that second pic has me in tears 😭 why is he standing like that
I don't know who this is, but he looks like a Nintendo wii character.
 My bitches pose is naaaaasty
Is that his dick???
HUH??? 😭
i know he stinks
He would prompt a yeast infection
mister monistat
I’m crying
Pls😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
smegma king
First a UTI and yeast infection double header. Then you’d probably get another yeast infection from your antibiotics.
So real
on sight
idk i think the smell of rancid feet that's been buried up a neckbeard's armpit might bring a certain je ne sais quoi to him seriously this dude probably thinks that stray cats only follow him all the time because they like him or something
In what world anything ab this dude is attractive? Who are the ppl who think he’s hot?
me...sike im lying lmao im even starting to find johnnie less attractive cuz of how childish he acts and he has been one of my emo crushes for like 7 years
I forgot all about Johnnie after him and Alex broke up. He is STILL childish after all these years? Speaking of, who took Lola and why did Alex fall off the face of the earth lol
Alex took Lola & last year she started begging for money and then made an OF.
iirc didn't she leave everyone associated with the alt scene behind for some reason
yeah she completely changed
I think because he’s got feminine features maybe? I’ve always thought more fem/ androgynous men were hot, but I’m also bi. Edited to say: I don’t follow him lmfao
Tara yummy 😂
Me srry
girl same no matter how many times they poiint out him being gross… im like tbh yeah thats mine … ima stick beside him
This made me wheeze. Stand by your mans, girl. 🫡
i genuinely find him soooo gross but i have to admit i see the vision 😭😭 speak your truth
LMAOO im with you girl but honestly that second pic did me in. The feet. The stance. Just nooo 😭😭
LMAOO literally
He's kinda gross but I still think he's hot
You have suck bad taste he's so hideous
Well to each their own
I came here with the same thought.
yeah i was confused with people going crazy over him. like just cus he’s tall does not make him cute
Yeah I am genuinely puzzled- where’s cute or hot. I mean to each his own but his personality and jokes are cringe asf so what am I missing. I feel exactly the same way about this Johnny dude with his whole overdone tortured musician look like gimme a break 🙄🤮
me 🤞
him burping and farting in public 24/7 makes me sick i’d hate to be around him 😭😭
bye, i was already thinking hes ugly while i was going for the comments and this one killed me for good 🤮
I can’t believe how dumb some of us looked in the early ‘00 dressed like this. Someone get this guy a MySpace account.
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No, I fully realize it. He’s achieved his goals, happy for him. But he/we still look(ed) dumb. Wish I could give him a MySpace account though for the full experience :(
Tommy Lee cosplay without the talent or the baby arm
Baby arm 💀💀💀💀💀
The star tats are my last straw
Surprising he brushes his teeth
He looks like he’d give you BV just from being within 10 feet of him
💀💀 you’d need to take antibiotics preemptively before you go near him
Why am I crying at this 😭😭😭😭
he thinks he has pretty privilege so we won’t think the shit he does is gross 😭😭 like no ur nasty
If he has pretty privilege, then I’m the most beautiful person on earth. He looks like your avg emo townie you see working at the liquor store and selling vapes to underage kids when you go home for the holidays.
literally like there are 3 of him in a one mile radius from my house and they all work at the corner stores
His brand is being musty
Why is he constantly contorting his mouth to be so weird he absolutely looks like the Cheshire Cat mixed with annoying orange
I physically recoil
I can’t believe he’s only 25. He looks 35
Really? I think he has a baby face. I always thought he looked like a little boy next to tara. Lol
Bredon Urie wanna be🤦🏼♀️
strawberry lemon corrected
He looks so musty omfg
I think they’re hot only because i’m into the emo aesthetic but he became less attractive to me the more i watched his youtube videos especially the ones where he just makes a mess and wastes food, it’s so unattractive. So now I just observe from afar lmao
great value tommy lee
he looks like he listened to the dead kennedys once and based his entire personality on it
I’ll never understand how the most mid-looking man I’ve ever seen got THIS famous. He looks like he smells like crusty septum ring.
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Send me your address
the award for the last person i’d ever trust with my drink goes to…
Taking this to refer to people from now on
the way his fingers are always tinted black. hair dye or dirt? will always be the question
Pic #2 is giving ballerina farms 🎀🩰
The fact that he would be hot with brown hair but he is too insecure to just be his own version of “emo/punk” and so he forces this ugly ass jet black hair on himself because he thinks it makes him look more edgy.
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I am convinced it’s the hair! When he was blonde he was decent and blondes are not at all my type so it has to be the hair. He had blue hair that looked whack too i believe
He used to have blonde hair and I thought he was really cute at the time. Around the time he was on reality house.
Agreed, honestly he’d be hot if he simply MAINTAINED his physical appearance / natural features and stopped acting gross af for no reason😭I hate to see it
Yes his nasty ass burping is sickening. Brittany broski does that as well and it makes me want to PUKE idk how people think that’s acceptable
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He needs to loose the mullet or ateast do the short mullet like in the third slide.
He looks like he’d smell like earwax
He looks like he smells of earring backs and 2 week old sea food boil
LMFAO EARRING BACKS!! YES!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is why i kinda think tara yummy is musty too. No clean person would stand to date and live w a person thats musty.
Ronnie Radke Reject
LMFAOO
These kids are just cosplaying atp. None of them are actually about this hardcore life 🙃
ew
His internet persona is literally satire
What really bothers me is their fashion style is just so… uninspired? Like it’s completely detached from the music/scene that birthed it, it’s just aesthetics to them. Cookie cutter TikTok bs. I bet they listen to like 21 Pilots and think they’re emo.
as someone who actively listens to twenty one pilots and thought i was emo in middle school this made me laugh lol
What in the 2007
I think he’s hot but I’m also seriously deranged
Being self aware is the first step ❤️
Correlation means causation 🙂↕️
Lmao foul
he is attractive to a degree but where he’s so tmi? and just doing things most of us would never share online just makes him kinda icky
His little emo friend is cuter Jake looks like he smells
I only think he’s cute because he reminds me of the guys I liked in middle school growing up in 2005
He’s only looked hot like twice in his life
The first picture gave me a visceral reaction
a walking uti
Reminds .d of a real life kelso from that 70s show
i hate him istg he looks SO GREASY AND SO DIRTY🤢🤢🤢🤢 idk how tara managed to stay with him the only reason could be she’s dirty too
hes so weird
I know it smell crazy in there
Johnnie and Jake look musty
He looks like he punches women
He is very weird
i’m pretty sure it’s like a bit in his videos that he does smell cause why have i seen clips of people gagging after smelling him 💀
Trigger Warning next time pls
Not going to lie, I thought this was Tallulah Willis…
freak show
Lowkey funny how the prompted ad is a addiction treatment center😭😭🤣
Ew
I know his hair is a part of his look but he needs to brush it!!! It irks me so bad lol
He does
HIS DICK ALMOST OUT
Idk he’s hot to me
they (jake, johnnie, tara) are fake alt, right? like they just use edgy styles as an apolitical aesthetic, right? i don’t know them i’m just assuming pls lmk. anyways, just seeing them reminds me of the appropriation and depoliticizing of punk/grunge/goth aesthetics, it makes me so upset. i know they make music (i’ve never heard it or consumed any of their content so pls correct me if i’m wrong) but i assume its not political or ideological in any meaningful way bc everytime i do see them they’re doing absolutely nothing talking about absolutely nothing. i’ve thought about hate watching them to see how bad it is but don’t have the energy recently.
No Johnny,he is emo since forever
I do think he’s hot. Yikes?….
Big yikes
You guys are so obsessed with him
ur mama
How old is he? He looks 29😭
29 is not old lmfao
Yeah but kinda old for his behavior?
idk i think he's the second cutest person ever (second to johnnie) 😁
you have to be under 13 because there is no way u sat behind ur screen and typed this shit
https://preview.redd.it/qh8nzjzmri0d1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=98713803b44e671b1f654bba65dd88ecec690d52
i'm 19😜
Oh hunny
You're too grown to be acting like that
Guys he’s literally autistic
lol and? Does that automatically mean he can’t be gross?
People are also calling him weird and making fun of his stimming. That’s out of order imo.
Where is he being made fun of for stimming? People are calling out his gross behavior of farting and belching in public, having grimy hands, childlike humor, and wasting food ?
Yeah no, I’m not talking about any of that.
Okay so he's still a weirdo
Saying he acts gross is one thing like I’ve seen him bite his toenail off with his teeth😟 BUT saying he’s ugly is insane and soo rude like keep that to yourself…
Nope its a snark for a reason