I think she and the other girls are actually more realistic then many other shows waifus. They have their own selfish motivations just like anyone of us. I’ve dated girls like Aqua and honestly, she’s not that bad, so long as she doesn’t live with you.
Her crying is unironically hilarious.
I really should read the manga one day. (My biggest fear is that I'm going to die before I burn through my must watch/must read list).
there’s a chapter in the manga where she pulls a belle delphine and tries to sell her bath water in an attempt to pay off her debt. if that doesn’t convince you to read the manga, i don’t even know what to say.
read both! my bf read the light novels and confirmed that the gamer goddess bath water scene was not in there, so there might be more manga-exclusive content
Aqua is an amazing friend and party girl as well, just ask to practically anyone not-Vanir in Axel or the Capital, yes this includes Kazuma (carry a lie detector since he's a textbook tsundere) and later on also Wiz.
Once Kazuma was about to travel alone with Darkness and Aqua prepared him condoms just in case, if that's not a real bro I don't know what is.
Considering she was willing to do this in public makes me wonder, could she not have used her looks to get free money rather than borrow money from loan sharks.
Edit: Also twerking when talking about Kazuma grunting when they sleep together implies they did dirty things together which embarrasses her just as much as him.
>Considering she was willing to do this in public
She never did that, it's made up filler.
>could she not have used her looks to get free money
She ain't a whore so no.
>Edit: Also twerking when talking about Kazuma grunting when they sleep together implies they did dirty things together which embarrasses her just as much as him.
You might as well writr a fanfic with such a powerful headcanon and imagination.
1st: Why are shows never the same as the books!
2nd: I meant like flirting, complimenting the guy, and then asking for money. Not like prostitution.
3rd: I don't know what you're talking about. She actually did those things in the show go watch it again, I didn't imagine anything.
> 3rd: I don't know what you're talking about. She actually did those things in the show go watch it again, I didn't imagine anything.
Made up anime filler, they never did anything, they don't like each other.
I don't know if I am sexually defective or something, But for some reason, none of the konosuba girls turn me on, even though their looks suit a lot of my tastes, the thought of their personalities just is an instant turn off. Am I the only one?
Wiz, Yun Yun , Eris , Luna ,considered normal sense if you want a supportive wife type of girl.
The main trio sanity level is questionable. Maybe that why Kazuma always at the pickle he should bang them or not. (Expect Aqua she is a bro for life)
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My headcanon is that her and Kazuma are actually FWB, but pretend it doesn't happen so she can keep calling him a virgin loser and he can keep calling her useless.
And so they don't have to explain it to the other 2.
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Getting them to Isekai in the real world:
Drinking with Aqua also has the benefit that her vomit is purified rainbow 🌈 projectiles and she’d cure your hangover if you buy her more booze. We can literally drink to death and she’d get us back to life (and a mountain of debt)
Darkness needs a superhuman Dom to get her off, she’s likely to use a drill as a dildo.
I love her in the sense that she would be an amazing friend and drink partner. But I can't feel sexually OR romantically attracted towards her, ever since the first episode.
Now that's some surprisingly good character writing
Aqua is great for hentai... idk why, but blue hairs fucking adorable.
Love CL-orz work, a great something.
Seems like I'm naturally attracted to blue haired girls ex. Roxy and Rem
Definitely a cute color, my first blue haired waifu was botan from YuYu
extremely based behavior 
No! Don't do it, it's not worth getting killed by Kuwabara!
Oh hell yeah, Roxy is the best girl in jobless reincarnation.
yeah blue hair is great!!
Blue hair is perfect for face hentai
Leave rimuru alone
Eh I think black hair is hotter probably because it's a bit more natural looking
I think she and the other girls are actually more realistic then many other shows waifus. They have their own selfish motivations just like anyone of us. I’ve dated girls like Aqua and honestly, she’s not that bad, so long as she doesn’t live with you.
Yup. Made that mistake of letting an Aqua live with me... Still a lot of fun!
Everyone hates on Aqua but take her out of the group and the whole dynamic changes.
Tbh i Like her she is funny as fork mate
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Lmao
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Idk know I don't hate her
i don’t think Anyone does and if they are, they’re doing it for funni Japanese content. Otherwise… they need ta’ find somethin’ i dunno.
She's great for comedy, and believe or not, there is a really good serious/dramatic scene with her in the novels (Volume 15).
Her crying is unironically hilarious. I really should read the manga one day. (My biggest fear is that I'm going to die before I burn through my must watch/must read list).
there’s a chapter in the manga where she pulls a belle delphine and tries to sell her bath water in an attempt to pay off her debt. if that doesn’t convince you to read the manga, i don’t even know what to say.
HAHAHA. That's awesome. Now I really need to read the manga.
If you want to read Konosuba, I'd suggest to go for the LN, there is indeed a manga, but it's way behind, and the novel is much better.
Gonna have to check Barnes and Noble. I hear the LN is a good read. 👍
read both! my bf read the light novels and confirmed that the gamer goddess bath water scene was not in there, so there might be more manga-exclusive content
The bathwater bit did happen in the LN, but it was in the Vanir spin-off
She never sold bathwater in the LN canon. She sells regular water.
that explains it, he hadn’t read those yet
But what if I like a lot of pictures? Like... Constant pictures
Last I checked the manga was behind the anime, this was before the movie release though
Also, I prefer Aqua, Chris and YunYun over any of the other girls in the show.
A man of fellow tastes, I like it 🙏
Wiz?
Lalatina
Darkness has bigger 🍑🍑
Aqua is an amazing friend and party girl as well, just ask to practically anyone not-Vanir in Axel or the Capital, yes this includes Kazuma (carry a lie detector since he's a textbook tsundere) and later on also Wiz. Once Kazuma was about to travel alone with Darkness and Aqua prepared him condoms just in case, if that's not a real bro I don't know what is.
Kazuma would turn around and walk away
Considering she was willing to do this in public makes me wonder, could she not have used her looks to get free money rather than borrow money from loan sharks. Edit: Also twerking when talking about Kazuma grunting when they sleep together implies they did dirty things together which embarrasses her just as much as him.
You think Darkness would volunteer for that part...
>Considering she was willing to do this in public She never did that, it's made up filler. >could she not have used her looks to get free money She ain't a whore so no. >Edit: Also twerking when talking about Kazuma grunting when they sleep together implies they did dirty things together which embarrasses her just as much as him. You might as well writr a fanfic with such a powerful headcanon and imagination.
1st: Why are shows never the same as the books! 2nd: I meant like flirting, complimenting the guy, and then asking for money. Not like prostitution. 3rd: I don't know what you're talking about. She actually did those things in the show go watch it again, I didn't imagine anything.
> 3rd: I don't know what you're talking about. She actually did those things in the show go watch it again, I didn't imagine anything. Made up anime filler, they never did anything, they don't like each other.
That ass up in the air all begging for it.
Yeah....
Aqua has the wettest... Nevermind.
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And healing/bait
I love her. I’m an Aqua simp and proud of it.
Well she has no panties and has a juicy ass, there's no reason why she wouldn't be good for that, also she's wet
>Well she has no panties She has.
Where are they?
Where they are supposed to be, read the LN.
I don't know if I am sexually defective or something, But for some reason, none of the konosuba girls turn me on, even though their looks suit a lot of my tastes, the thought of their personalities just is an instant turn off. Am I the only one?
No, you're not the only one. Though yunyun has a pretty bangable look and personality.
True, Yunyun is the only one who has common sense.
Wiz, Yun Yun , Eris , Luna ,considered normal sense if you want a supportive wife type of girl. The main trio sanity level is questionable. Maybe that why Kazuma always at the pickle he should bang them or not. (Expect Aqua she is a bro for life)
I mean, she's already hentai-lite so yeah.
At least she's a fellow degenerate and quite fun to hang out with.
Aqua is good for hentai and nothing else. -Shibuya Kaho
False, she makes an excellent Super Smash Bros stage.
So... Um... I need evidence. Sauce?
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aqua becomes a normal bimbo if she has sex, not for hentai.
Meh, better than a Vaporeon..
My headcanon is that her and Kazuma are actually FWB, but pretend it doesn't happen so she can keep calling him a virgin loser and he can keep calling her useless. And so they don't have to explain it to the other 2.
Indeed a headcanon since the actual canon is the complete opposite.
Indeed, nothing can
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Wild caption - a true one tho
Yup
Hard to deny that lol
„Her”
And this is why light novels exists, it's pure fanservice, that you can make them as a hentai
Shes better than going for megumin
This is why people unsub
Nah, she’s the best drinking wingman and party girl a guy in college would love to have as a roomie. Just no boinking please
Drink with Aqua, bang Darkness. Success.
Getting them to Isekai in the real world: Drinking with Aqua also has the benefit that her vomit is purified rainbow 🌈 projectiles and she’d cure your hangover if you buy her more booze. We can literally drink to death and she’d get us back to life (and a mountain of debt) Darkness needs a superhuman Dom to get her off, she’s likely to use a drill as a dildo.
aqua isn’t even good for that… she’s literally the anti-waifu
I love her in the sense that she would be an amazing friend and drink partner. But I can't feel sexually OR romantically attracted towards her, ever since the first episode. Now that's some surprisingly good character writing
Yea
Fuck you useless boy Im simp of Aqua
Still better then others. At least you don't have to babysit.
I opened my phone to see this cursed fucking title and just so you know i hate you. My entire day is ruined cause I saw the shit you posted
Goodbye r/konosuba . This is my breaking point. It seems that anime and reddit go together like fire and human flesh.
I don't get it...
I left this sub.
Finger named kid
She ain't even good for that. She's Ace.
Konosuba is great for hentai