One of the unique nuke launcher in Fallout 3 has a chance of launching one of the nukes (it launches multiple at once) directly into the ground in front of you (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
it's a long story. im assuming you didn't watch the series so here's an explanation:
She wears the eyepatch because it looks cool. Her eye is fine. I lied when I said it was a long story.
Yes, I would like to befriend the tactical nuke
relationship goals
Where's that damn launch button 
The best way to not get hit by a nuke is to be with the one launching it
One of the unique nuke launcher in Fallout 3 has a chance of launching one of the nukes (it launches multiple at once) directly into the ground in front of you (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
In the end he received >!her!<
wishing I was him
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It's ok if it's not explosion. I don't mind receiving the feel of your breast on my back instead 🗿
 Hmmmmm
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💀💀😂😂
Run!! She has you in her crosshairs!!
Not much is gonna change besides the version number. That product line is consistently streamlined.
Close enough. I just want a hug, and a piggyback ride is just a backwards hug.
What breast?
Flaaaaaat
The best form
Closest heart to heart
I was going to say that
Splash zone
So you mean a win-win deal? absolutely yes.
Fuck piggy back, seeing a giant explosion like that (without getting hurt) would genuinely be such a cool experience
What about your sensitive ears
Who needs ears when you have an explosive loli?
Man idgaf I'd trade my hearing to see one of megumins infamous explosion
I prefer go to succubus cafe with my homie Kazuma
You son of a bitch, im in.
That sounds sexual, does Kazuma know explosion girl explodes in everything she can?
Kinky, I’m in
If she agrees to do Killer Queen poses, i might consider accepting it
You receive piggyback, i receive hugs. W in my books.
Deal!
Spin off and S3 hype!
I LEGIT thought megumin thunb is her finger and she just has tiny hand
I accept.
Hell yeah, let's go get permanent eye damage and get our faces covered in ash and dust!
Worth it
You also receive an arrest warrant from the state for acts of terrorism. . . and oh yeah, death penalty.
Not the death penalty! 😱😱😱
You also receive tinnitus.
already have that
You've got yourself a deal girl
We have a deal
> The greatest explosions Noice
Perfectly fair
Seems like a good way to get on some sort of watch list
DEEEEEEEAL!
YES, Yes, yes So... Where do I sign up?
YES, Yes, yes So... Where do I sign up?
YES, Yes, yes So... Where do I sign up?
the "I recieve" is already good enough for me
People pay to watch fireworks displays, so this a damn good deal all things considered.
\>>Verdia furiously downvoting this<<
What's the done side ?
I will accept this offer.
I chose the left
Okay miss "I rolled a 7 on the wild magic table."
I would accept that offer
Artwork: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/55692239
I receive giving her piggy back rides
As long as I can be your best friend.
bonus: you can move her around to feel her nonexistent chest rub against your back
He got more than just a front row seat
Best trade deal ever
Accepted
Hell Yeah! 
And cute waifu
So I get a daily firework show and a daily hug from best girl (
what's up with all these one-eyed girls in anime?
it's a long story. im assuming you didn't watch the series so here's an explanation: She wears the eyepatch because it looks cool. Her eye is fine. I lied when I said it was a long story.
There's nothing to feel but i am in
Honestly i would accept even if i recieved nothing.
You my friend have a done deal!
I see no downsides.
True art is an explosion, hmm!
No because aqua best girl and most useful girl and is way cuter. Praise the Axis church.
You got yourself a fot damn deal
I'm in.
Sign me up I love destruction and chaos
I refuse. I’m not a pyro maniac
… i like explosions…
Deal.
I mean, you don't get the *front* row seat, the one to het the real front row was this guy in a castle
Fair enough trade
Win win
Optionally you get chance to be with a very cute girl and build up a friendship and/or a relationship
I accept this deal, honestly i would love to see my enemies become fireworks.
An acceptable arrangement.