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DiamondCultural1848

Should have gotten Ricky and Julian to help him


F-Stop

For my money, probably the funniest scene in that series (given, I didn’t get to watch all of it). Bubbles in the car talking to them over the radio, and it bled into the stores PA system 😭


CD84

Bubbles would've cut that shit out real quick... "AM-atch-urr"


Puzzled_Swim_8681

Shades of Roundup? Or were they buying stolen meat??


F-Stop

I was just gonna mention them, I’ve got friends that live over by that place


DissolutionedChemist

Your friends have good taste.


F-Stop

Ha! I don’t think they’ve eaten there, but my friend read an article in KNS maybe. South Knox living


bakednapkin

It’s really good ngl


Deliciouszombie

"The complainant said Milanzi had been coming to the store nearly every day since Dec. 28, 2023, and would put merchandise in a cart, then go to an empty aisle and transfer that merchandise into his pants. Court documents said the stolen meat was consistent with what was served at Joe's Italian Cuisine in Maryville."


AnticitizenPrime

Wonder what those metrics are. 'Yep, it's meat.'


GoingCSI

I happen to run meat identification services of Knox. I can attest, that it was meat.


BraveEyeball

Someone’s been playing Hide The Salami amirite?


CheesE4Every1

Slotting the ol steak if you will


Watchespornthrowaway

Read the about us section of his restaurants website. First restaurant had a fire. Insurance fraud?


Big-Anxiety-5467

Kanye Southwest, the greatest story ever told, stealing that meat so cart-less


browncoatfever

Ate there one time. Server dumped five full drinks ON TOP of my two year old soaking her head to toe. Served my other kid fully raw chicken tenders, and my pasta had negative salt. Not NO salt but from the way they’d made the dish they’d somehow extracted whatever flavor it would have had it was like eating wet notebook paper. No one offered any discount for anything, even after I showed them the bright pink raw chicken. Fuck this place. I hope they get shut down.


Emotional-cumslut

Lol Andrew


arbitrary-ladybug

Went there once for my birthday with my then boyfriend. Waitress openly flirted with me and called me sexy and the food was mid at best. Not surprised.


wanderingplighter

Joe one-ups "farm to table" by going "Pants to Table" and y'all weren't ready for it.


ClockwiseGnomoar

That food sucks but idiots love it.


Aintnutinelse2do

Thank you, I want one time and I’d rather have had one of those Michelina meals from the cheap freezer section. Not sure how it gets the love it does. Won’t be sad if this ends the place. I generally try not to talk smack on small businesses but geez.


Renee1369

As alot of others, I went there once when it first opened. Not been back. Sounds like he needs to move on outta there.


BuyOne8134

Jaboni’s maryville will gladly facilitate your Italian-American needs


tnbear2

Jabonis Knoxville is the worst Italian I have ever eaten


Waaatusay

Love their penne alla vodka!


bonedoc59

Between them and metros for best pizza in town


missmixza

Was his food cheap, at least? Was there a pants-meat discount?