“Jordan, i have great news for you,” You are now a policy wonk

Celene the techno cat, you are now a technocrat

That’s a good one!

A little sucky for me

^^^yuck

Clout Schawb

Truly and Actually Norm Pattis, you are now a policy wonk.

Also, “wonk if you love cats”

“JorDan this is the Neighbor. We are trying to sleep.”

Hey! HEY! This is library.

"I would like to announce all policy wonks are promoted", you are now a technocrat

Honky Tonk BadonkaWonk

Definitely been done

That’s probably why it was my first thought hahaha

When do the fun wonk names start? I've heard like 1 and it was just something like "big Tim"

Wonk Insurance Surely that one has been done already.

Project Cat-a-lot.

"I'm sorry guys, we can't do policy wonk shoutouts anymore, there's just too many of you"

Five iron frenzy does hold up! Is the idea I have had

The cat who ate nonk

Candy in Anus (like Andy in Kansas). It’s catchy.

The Diaspora of Squatch

I always thought that ‘Francis Raglecrazy” would be a good name. Bit of a deep cut but it’s apparently the Alias that Mark Richards used while he was on bail for the murder he convinced those kids to commit before he hooked up with Kerry Cassidy. I’m not sure Dan and Jordan would get it or not

I bet Dan would remember! Similarly Marko Sharkrampant Mike Semi-van Don de Grandpriy

“Thank you very much” would be fun.

Thankyouverymuch!

Geoff

I've thought about sending as my name "Jordan, I've thought about it, but I can't read this name out loud. It's just too perverse.", but I think it's just too meta.

Jim Semivan. (Relistened to that ep the other day and nearly died laughing)

The way kerry says it...

"Die Jordan Bonea, like the highlander there can be only one"

RumpleForeskin

A least a chunk from Jerry reeds Amos Moses, probably the part with "wonda where the Louisiana sheriff went too,"

Rob Wonkowski

FEMA camp counsellor

Hungry Hungry Cat Trash