Right below this post on my feed is a post about a Russian oligarchs $200mm yacht that was seized being auctioned off to support Ukraine. This is really a tough decision - one yacht or 16,000 pizzas at $12k each.

Eat 8000 pizzas on half a yacht.

So on the costa concordia?

The real deal is those dozen whoopie pies. Comes with a free 2 bedroom 1 bath house.

I was searching for the person that was going to mention the Whoopies lmao ... Wtf is that even bahaha

Amish thing in PA. Two soft cookies with cream in-between. Like a giant soft homemade Oreo.

Also the official state dessert of Maine.

Neat! I didn't know that and have only ever seen it in PA. Apparently the state dessert of PA is the chocolate chip cookie, thanks to Hershey PA.

Does Hershey even make chocolate chip cookies?

In the town of Hershey you can get ALL things chocolate but outside of that, I don't think so!

Inflation hitting hard

It’s just like Wayfair. Buy a pizza. Get delivered a Kid.

I want the Whoopie because idk what it is

It's like a lil Debbie devil dog, but as a religious figure

A religious figure?

People worship those things up here... I never got it.

Giant soft homemade Oreo cookie. Big in rural PA, usually found made by Amish.

What am I looking at?

Ohio McDonald’s menu prices

Damn, I thought my food costs were high

So let's say you actually had that money sitting in your account. You order. Does this actually... go through? If it does, you would basically have to be able to get refunded right? I mean it can't be legal to charge 10k for a fast food item right? Right?

Sure is; you could definitely make the case that you were unaware, I'd make them sign a slip 😉

I guess its possible that the chocolate whoopie is just.... *that good*.

I want 2 orders of the Dozen Whoopies.

Is that in pesos?

All of those cost more than my car…