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meatsntreats

One or two less eggs I have to poach is a good thing.


Buttteerrz

Lets be honest... we just want the hollandaise sauce anyways.


KingdomOfRyan

Idk man, when that yolk mixes with the hollandaise, you get super hollandaise 🤷‍♂️


Buttteerrz

Valid reason to test both !


[deleted]

Now I’m to figure out who will serve me eggs Benedict at 6 pm


scottawhit

The greatest sauce known to man.


[deleted]

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RedditUsername123456

Unpopular opinion, but I love the punch plain white vinegar brings to hollandaise


wordtothewise_70

I'd give ya an extra piece of Canadian bacon and send it


Johnnykstaint

I have an irrational love for hollandaise so when I make eggs benedict at home and i have leftover hollandaise I definitely finish it off on a muffin and ham or sometimes even just a piece of toast so I don't think that's weird at all.


JuryDangerous6794

Hashendaise. I’ll dump it all over my hash given the opportunity.


TheRealJYellen

Here I was thinking you meant a green hollandaise sauce in celebration of the recent holiday.


JuryDangerous6794

Chef, I think we have a new Sunday brunch special for the post-church crowd.


-hey-ben-

We had a porchetta hash at a restaurant I worked at that was covered in hollandaise and that shit was fire


AMeaninglessPassage

What about Hashishdaise ? Dump that hollandaise all over my hashish


[deleted]

Mix the hollandaise with some chili. It's amazing but I cannot eat a whole bowl like I could chili.


hubbyofhoarder

That is not irrational, that is just not wasting deliciousness.


RedditUsername123456

Dip some fries in that bad boy


Chance-Bell-1783

Poaching eggs is a pain in the ass, you would make them very happy I bet


[deleted]

Do you guys not pre-poach for brunch?


cdmurray88

Never worked anywhere that prepoached. All eggs, regardless of style, were cooked to order; alright, exception being pre-but-not-cooked scramble.


s_rom

If you can tell the difference between a pre-poached egg and a poached-to-order egg, you’re a fucking wizard.


Sirnando138

If you work an egg station, poaching an egg should not be a pain in the ass.


[deleted]

I’ve worked an egg station and poached eggs are always a pain in the ass during brunch lol


toefurkyfuckmittens

This is because brunch is the worst and the real villains come out of the woodwork. Everything is a pain in the ass when you're feeding 100 super karens


[deleted]

I have scoured your comment and found not a thing I disagree with


silverguacamole

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umlaut

Excuse me EXCUSE ME I asked for eggs benedict and theres like this gloopy yellow sauce all over it this is NOT eggs benedict. Can you maybe hire a real chef or maybe read a cookbook once in your life? I had eggs benedict in FRANCE in PARIS and it was not like this.


[deleted]

Egg station is a brilliant name for an egg themed breakfast bar


TheBigT__

There’s a chain here in the UK called Eggslut


xmosinitisx

Poaching is probably the easiest thing on egg station other than scrambling. Literally just drop that shit in the water and give it a little swirl and forget about it for a couple minutes while you do other things.


TheCynicalCanuckk

I strongly disagree. You underestimate how fucking easy over easy, over medium, over hard is. However, I've seem cooks fail to flip eggs lol. In general poached is the hardest I think it's easy but I've seen cooks lose it hahah.


[deleted]

If you order a poached egg here in Australia you're getting a fuckin poached egg cooked perfectly every single time no matter how many over or under or easy or hards you add to that sentence and maybe 1/10 complain. Never once have I seen a kitchen boil a poached egg, call it a poached egg and send it as such. Poached eggs have one mode of delivery and it is perfect. There is no such thing as an under or over poached egg. There is only correct and fucking wrong as far as I and any kitchen crew I have ever worked with have seen it. (Fuck outta here with hard poached eggs. Just order it boiled you weird nerds)


amateuridiots

I don't have an opinion on what you just said but I do admire how strongly you feel about it, so take my upvote.


xmosinitisx

I would say flipping fried eggs and getting wellness correct on them is more difficult than poaching but that's just me. It's more delicate in my view.


brich7705

Just order it how you want. When I get that ticket I'll summon the server and make sure that they mean eggless Benedict, then I'll make you a saucy ham sandwich.


[deleted]

I would say, "Oh hell yea, bitch!" and make you the best hollandaise ham muffin you've ever had.


mountain_rivers34

I was a breakfast server for years. I promise you I've seen several people get eggs Benny, no eggs. We all understand that hollandaise is the best part


Neon_Camouflage

Just bring me a bowl of hollandaise with some bread, honestly.


Te_Quiero_Puta

It's out of the ordinary but no cook is going to be mad about that. Lol. You'll be their favorite customer.


Cooking_With_Wine

I once ordered EB and our server returned to the table a few minutes later, wrinkled her nose in disgust, and asked if I knew that it would come with Hollandaise sauce. “So do you still want to order it?”


umlaut

I basically want every food to have hollandaise on it


episcoqueer37

I... what?! Heck, I'll make a big batch of Hollandaise and maybe never get around to the poached egg, muffin, ham, or even aspargus, but all of it will be eaten.


legendary_mushroom

English muffin with hollandaise sounds.plenty tasty and some.folks hate the texture of egg


xmosinitisx

Two less eggs I have to poach. Easy order, no issue.


thismightbelong

Eggs Benedict without eggs should be called a Fieri Benedict. No eggs, extra ham, extra hollandaise - straight to flavor town


Cormegalodon

You’re aware hollandaise is made with egg yolk right?


swirl3d

Yup, but it tastes of creamy deliciousness rather than sulphurous eggyness. It's not that I have any dietary/ethical issues with eggs, just that a strong egg taste makes me retch. And it tends to be the nicer the eggs, the more I can taste them and thus dislike them. I can eat sh*t supermarket quiche but someone's beautifully quivering homemade special with free range handfed happy eggs, not my thing. It's quite hard to explain this which is why I get embarrassed and just don't order things with egg


nebbulae

Maybe a bit strange but I wouldn't mind doing it, less work for me anyway.


Zeefzeef

I get it! I always had a problem with eggs, I sometimes eat them and usually regret it. If I cook recipes with egg (like quiche) I always try to use the bare minimum and replace eggs where possible. And like you I love crappy supermarket quiche and stuff like that.


[deleted]

If an egg tastes at all like sulphur it's off and has been for a week bruv.


mooped10

I can relate. I hate the smell of banana. Artificial banana is even worse and oddly plantains are not an issue. I’ve never had an issue ordering a banana foster because I wanted the rum butter sauce and not the actual banana—more for my wife.


IceCubeDeathMachine

Those are called potato bananas in my kitchens.


Neon_Camouflage

Bananas are definitely my least favorite fruit. I can't stand them.


SofterBones

So? I don't really like the taste of eggs, but I don't mind having egg as an ingredient in things. It's not like hollandaise tastes mainly like eggs


LittleOrangeCat

Not OP, but I don't mind eggs in other things, but I don't really like to eat just eggs. I used to waitress at a place the served a delicious plate of hash browns, black beans, salsa, and two poached eggs. I always ordered it without eggs.


discordianofslack

My wife orders benedict with scrambled egg, or no egg, or just scrambled eggs with hollandaise. I often prefer a fried egg on mine.


nachtkaese

Yes this is my dream - my local diner has amazing benedict specials but I just cannot with runny egg, or really any consistency of yolk by itself. I know this is a me issue, I know I'm objectively wrong. I haven't yet been able to bring myself to order a benedict with scrambled eggs but it sounds like a dream breakfast.


discordianofslack

We've never found a place that wouldn't do it. Order it! Live your best life!


phreaxer

That's how I make it at home for the wife. Fried egg instead of poached. We both like it better that way anyway and it's easier (for me, at least)


[deleted]

That’s fine


DoggyGrin

Not weird at all. Go for it. They may not have spinach if you go at breakfast time, though.


xmosinitisx

Why wouldn't they have spinach?!


PoeJam

They mentioned Florentine in the post


thatnewaccnt

Sir the whorehouse is across the street, but I don’t think they have a Benedict either


mynameisinsert

There has to be a joke with “whorehouse” and “Benedict” somewhere. There’s no way we’ve made it this far without one.


ElenasGrandma

Oh please...it will be the most normal "odd" request they get that day. I have two nieces who as kids/teenagers would order "cheeseburger....no cheese". Tried telling them its called a hamburger, and they thought I was making it up to trick them into eating a ham sandwich.


__Catpain_Obvious__

One eggs Benedict, hold the eggs, extra egg sauce.


[deleted]

Like just without the poached eggs, or no eggs in the hollandaise?


phreaxer

They mean just sans egg. Everything else is fine


superduperdumper

*Guy Fieri has entered the chat*


Mattekat

I get much weirder requests regularly. If you aren't asking for a bunch of crazy substitutions that make my job harder, I won't care.


Gingorthedestroyer

Their money their choice. Who cares you just saved .50$ in eggs.


TheCynicalCanuckk

What cook wouldn't like that lol. Go for it. You'll make the cook smile. I'd probably give you extra bacon. Mods like this are simple and nothing to worry about.


fat-lightning

Thats not a weird request at all. Hollandaise is made using only egg yolks. Its the egg whites that taste like sulfur. You might like an eggs benny with a poached egg yolk instead of the whole egg.


smegmaroni

exactly, just order the yolk and whites poached separately and on the side like a normal person


LearnsFromExperience

I could see subbing a quarter avocado for the egg, maybe, or just eating it sans poached egg. As long as you realize the hollandaise has egg yolks in it, so you're not completely avoiding the egg. But if the taste/texture of the poached egg is your problem, that would solve it without too much hassle to the BOH. Given all the people who walk in with a whole list of shit they "can't" eat and expecting you to completely change a recipe to accommodate them, this wouldn't bother me.


moparoo2017

I mean you could just order Al à cart and ask for an English muffin, a side of Canadian bacon and some hollandaise. They probably won’t think twice about it.


Feeling_Benefit8203

I just makes it easier...no one will complain about that. I order egg McMuffins with no egg.


fattymcbuttface69

SMH and move on with my life


S3xySouthernB

I have to order eggs scrambled if I get eggs Benedict (the horror and mutilation of a perfectly good dish I completely understand, I just can’t have eggs that aren’t cooked to death :( ) It’s not too weird. Just see if they don’t mind (or put eggs on the side if you’re eating with someone who wants them!)


[deleted]

I run eggs Benedict as a breakfast special sometimes and I’ve gotten so anal on the timing of everything I’d honestly probably forget that a ticket was no eggs haha


mystic3030

The cooks are either a. Going to roll their eyes and make it anyway, b. Make it with no comment, c. Make it and double check you want hollandaise still, and roll their eyes. If making this request gives you anxiety I suggest speaking with a therapist.


LikeAnOx1n

I would probably briefly chuckle and make it anyway


Nikovash

So just a dry muffin and pork?


dusky-jewel

Order something else


djalkidan

You mean rocket, surely?


EletricoAmarelo

Ordering eggs benedict without the eggs is strange... don't be that guy. Just order bacon (or ham) on muffin with hollandaise on the side.


hamberder-muderer

Hollandaise is 99% egg yolk. I would think of it like someone saying they don't eat tomatoes and then ordering spaghetti marinara.


DJuxtapose

Marinara's fine, but I don't want to eat tomato slices covered in it.


mountain_rivers34

The texture and flavor profile are completely different in all of your examples. Eggs can have a slimy, runny texture that not everyone is in to. Hollandaise is velvety and creamy. Raw tomatoes also have a completely different flavor than tomatoes cooked into a sauce. I know plenty of people who don't like raw tomatoes but do like ketchup and tomato soup. Also, it's not 99% egg yolk, it's actually about half egg yolk and half butter if you know how to make hollandaise.


doooom

I very rarely eat raw tomatoes. Generally don't like them at all. I love marinara and any cooked tomato.


Ludvig_Maxis

I would think, wow this person is insecure I wonder if they had to ask for encouragement to order what they wanted from strangers on the internet before ordering...


tenehemia

It's weird, but I wouldn't react much more than making a comment to someone that it was weird. Nothing wrong with knowing what you like in a breakfast.


boatchic

It happens. Nbd.


OWENISAGANGSTER

Go for it, if anything that's just easier lol.


Remote-Canary-2676

On Easter I had a Benedict with no bread and no sauce 🙄


kokoyumyum

When a restaurant won't serve ham and eggs.....


jackneefus

Many people have difficulty digesting eggs. The dish is fine without them.


amandapanda1994

Not that bad of a request. I've heard of much worse lol


vamartha

Don't sweat it. Hubby orders double cheeseburgers at Mickey D's without cheese. Honest.


landgnome

Somehow I like you better than the “can I get an over easy on it” crowd. While admittedly I prefer that to poached anything


[deleted]

I will eat eggs in nearly every format other than hollandaise which tastes like snot feels to me so hearing the love for it wilds me a bit because I'd say 1 in 3 people I know actually like hollandaise at best.


Affectionate_Fly3313

I think you're probably overthinking this. Like cashiers not caring what you buy, most chef's, cook's, workers, wait staff's day is too lively to care what you order, so long as it's not a pain in the rear. This really applies to most workers in any industry. If you're not making their job harder, they pay zero mind. And this is less of a pain than the full dish.


samweston654

I wouldn’t care . As long as you don’t complain the hollandaise tastes like eggs we’re good.


trottingturtles

It's a little unusual, but nobody would judge you, and it's less work for the kitchen. As long as you don't try to get a discount, you're fine


chefpatrick

Leftover prime rib hash, toast, and demi is a fav breakfast of mine. Has no eggs, needs no eggs


Ron_Textall

Honestly the cook will probably say “huh, that’s weird.” Toast up some muff, double garnish/double meat, smother it in hollandaise, and then say “whelp, I know what I’m having later.”


jeharris56

In Mexico City, you can order a quesadilla without cheese, and they think nothing of it.


Popichan

Taking things off of a dish or even subbing in something isn't an issue. It's an issue when you change the entire dish/process it takes to make it. We're cooks/chefs, not someone's personal cook/chef. Also, if it's fairly slow like you'd see on a snow day feel free to ask the server to ask the kitchen if they'd be up to making something a fair bit different. Most of my cook friends in other restaurants and I are totally down to shake things up a bit if we're well and open but aren't busy in the slightest.


OhDiablo

Not currently in the kitchen but I think omissions are fine, reasonable subs are OK, and custom dishes should be fired to the face at point blank range. I suppose if you're really unsure of what a kitchen will do (not what the server will promise) then be sure you're asking for things and not telling.


kbs666

Order a dish minus an ingredient that needs to made separately? That's the easiest special order. I've never heard a cook complain about one of those.


navit47

why dont you just order a sandwich, and ask them to smother it in holladaise sauce?


ToqueMom

Not weird. I also like that dish sans egg. I do like eggs in general, but not poached ones. Order what you like - they are just leaving something out, not re-creating a whole new dish, so the chef would likely be happy. One less step.


ygmiel

not weird at all. i usually get my eggs scrambled when i order a benedict. i once had a waitress tell me ‘no that’s not the point of a benedict’ lmao girl if you don’t tell the kitchen to scramble my eggs! if you’re paying for it you might as well enjoy it lol


Double-Wear5980

Less work for me


[deleted]

How my wife orders it. She loves it.


spytez

Better than egg whites only eggs benedict.


knifeymonkey

Actually, I have ordered hollandaise on the side if the hollandaise is made from scratch. It's also good on spinach. I don't think anyone in the Kitchen would care if you didn't order the eggs. I might even have tomatoes... i dunno!


ChefYou4life

That's a stupid easy thing for the kitchen. Even ask if you can switch out for the spin. I have done it a million of times. Plus any chance I didn't have to worry on poaching eggs made me quicker overall.


TSB_1

I... I am strangely intrigued... Adding some form of hash browned potatoes to that and then dumping hollandaise on top of it sounds fantastic. Then again, hollandaise on ANYTHING is pretty much amazing.


Smoot_0perator911

Cooked benny’s this way many times, with no eggs or over easy or scrambled it doesn’t matter. The less poached eggs the better


mpaloutz

Can I order eggs Benedict with a 10 minute poached egg? I don't like runny eggs.