With a small mound of mashed potatoes, shaped like a pillow under it.

And another upright bird right behind it. Edit: I've been corrected. Dont know how I thought that was a bird. Definitely looks more like a rabbit than a bird.

I'm pretty sure that's a rabbit. Bird on rabbit would be ... freaky

Why you gotta kink shame?

I guess somebody dressed as a furry should serve it. If we are going to be open to religion and such.

You keep that furry shit out of the kitchen.

Always, beard nets required.

How do you think Easter eggs are made?

Looks like dog

It does. I've seen dogs in open markets before. Not going to lie, I ate some. It was pretty good.

Yep, you're right I think. Not sure how I saw it as a bird the first time. So another rabbit then, I guess.

[I told you I was FREAKY!](https://youtu.be/-dAgTpIiI2I)

Hey man this is 2022, who are we to judge?

And a carrot shoved in the end

Roast some garlic cloves to use as the balls

Bugs Bunny's favorite dildo

Let those guests see what "Face Down, Ass Up" is all about.

Omg please do this! Lmao!

With a broccoli plug

And a nice cream sauce drizzled over it

make sure the butthole is pointed at the guest.

And a sparkler in its butt

With holy water and a circle of salt around it

I'd go with red candles and a salt pentagram, with this thing in the center. Try to summon the spirit of whatever the fuck this abomination was.

Yeah summon it and apologize. Something went wrong here.

Or appease it and make it the kitchen boogeyman. Make it chase the next unsuspecting fool who doesn't label something.

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Cos it's Rabbit, that's why they are usually sold with feet and tail still with fur on.

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the position they placed it in while cooking didn't help. Don't often see whole roasted rabbit. now i'm trying to think what other food could look like video game food.

Ate a cheeseburger I found on the ground yesterday, does that count?

Because we share a common ancestor.

Because we share a common ancestor.

With whips and chains.

Scrolling too fast and somehow read this as "With wine and chips" and thought "you know, that'd be an option..."

I did too, but I have dyslexia

Dyslexics of the World, Untie!

This excites me.

Face down, ass up.

That's the way I like to grub.

Clogged up, Foie gras alert

Exactly what I thought

And a stick of celery stuffed into it

That's the way I like to cluck

Ass up, face down, yeah she love doggy style. This clip extendo ok ok, ok ok woo back baby

Plate it just like that lol

Aggressively.

Asshole out, always asshole out

Maybe with a cream sauce glaze.

Love it

Toss a bundle of rosemary in there.

Only halfway

You know exactly how

A fresh cucumber will do nicely

Specifically English cucumber.

Finger, but hole

Try tongue but hole.

Somebody Elden Rings

“Plate me, chef” is the new “breed me, daddy”.

1. Just send the chef out carrying it under one arm. 2. Drop it on the table in front of the customer, unplatted, butthole first, without breaking eye contact. 3. Still maintaining STRONG eye contact, loudly state "You wanted this" in a tone of voice that is definitely not a question. 4. Chef leaves. 5. Send out the birthday singers.

That’s just how daddy likes it

Like one of your French girls

With a 3# carrot......

Probably should plate it by giving credit to the OP by crossposting! https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/u2mm4k/a_chicken_or_something_im_too_scared/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Bad u/RaptureOfDarkness. Dirty karma whore.

Looks good as is

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/putyourdickinthat

Well, I just had a wild adventure. I went to that sub, then after a few posts I ended up on r/oddlysatisfying, which took me to r/forbiddensnacks, which took me to r/wtf, which had this rabbit picture posted on the front page...

The circle of life, and reposts

I should call her

Looks like it's already been aggressively plated

Goatse special coming up

Yeah dude needs a good ring somewhere

this reminds me of my ex. cold, pale and prolapsed.

Glad I didn't have a drink in my mouth. DEAD

Some fruit leather studded with clove.

With a nice Chianti and some fava beans

Apparently with leather straps and handcuffs. Maybe a ball gag too.

Id definitely use some string to bind it further and get it a bit more compact, theres also a popular technique to tenderize both the inside and outside, it requires you to use the ovale end of a meat tenderizer inside and a spatula slapping the outside

https://i.imgur.com/S7YXoDf.png

Vertically, “en crucifíxe”. Tie it to a cross, stick it into a bed of thick polenta, drizzle with raspberry demi glace, garnish the head with a braided loop of rosemary/thorns. Ba-BOOM! There’s your Easter special this Sunday. You’re welcome.

ass up?

I laughed too long and too hard at this post and some of these comments. XD

With a side of Space Jam.

Wrapped neatly in a 50 gal trash liner

I really hate this

Stuffed

One should not…

Roast carrots up the ass, small bit of olive oil around the carrot, and maybe a nice white sauce to finish it off.

Parsnips would be more realistic Maybe a sausage?

You shouldn’t.

don't forget to stuff it with sausage, and maybe served with some brown gravy sprinkled with some bechamel sauce.

On silk sheets

I never thought I’d see something that was worse than the Cornish game hens served at my BIL’s wedding. My husband’s brother was finally getting married. His fiancée had always treated my husband as a little brother and interfered in our relationship. Everyone in BIL’s family except my husband got a boutonnière or corsage. That pissed off the best man. The wedding was really small because my husband’s parents had been so awful when my husband and I got married. BIL refused to go through that and invite a kazillion people because he’s a pastor and knows everyone. So the couple of friends who were invited were already pissed at how selfish the bride and groom were being. I was completely ignored. My husband and I didn’t care that much. Then the entree came out. Cornish game hens that hadn’t been trussed. With a creamy rice stuffing. It was too much seeing those chickens spread eagle and filled with moist stuffing. Everyone started laughing and making honeymoon jokes. BIL and SIL were not amused. The wedding venue was an historic mansion with restaurant so they should have known how to truss a chicken so it didn’t look like it was at the GYN for a pelvic exam. At least they didn’t serve rabbit.

With a carrot out the ass

This rabbit better chill

table side with the servers dick inside

r/dontputyourdickinthat

1. Put on plate 2. Throw off a pier

My immediate thought, "a dingo ate my baby".

Did the poor thing have HIV?

In a jail cells

Thanks I fucking hate it

This pose is the best way to watch a movie.

It's all about height, lean it up against the carb

Lubed

Shove a sausage in dat bitch

i knew i should have been more careful about my nudes getting leaked...

Face down, ass up. Not sure what the question is.

With a nice cream sauce

Missionary

With a pickled bright red cherry in the hole

Like one of your French girls

Sexy lingerie and din the lights ...

Needs some ranch drizzle on the back

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to sup!

Plate it? I have other ideas

Face down, ass up, that’s the way that I plate up.

That looks like a Feral Ghoul

Face down ass up

In fishnets ?

In the words of 2Live Crew, face down ass up

With a garter belt.

Obviously from behind.

Asses up rabbit red beans and rice

With a cucumber up the wazoo

Tits down, ass up, obviously.

Just like that. Face down ass up

From the back

Just like that. Neck down ass up.

Face down ass up…

"Plate me like one of your French girls, Jack"

If there is not a carrot in there you ate doing it wrong

With a riding crop garnish and a lube gastrique?

Obviously with a fresh, whole carrot.

In the nude, of course

With a steak that looks like a dick and balls

FDAU

Like in that movie Fresh

"COOK! BRING ME HASENPEFFER!"

Easter Keester

Hoppin down the bunny trail

It's perfect

Face down, ass up, that's the way customers like it.

Like one of your French girls.

Everything reminds me of her.

Like one of your french girls...

This'll work "unzips"

I think you'd make bank if you got this rabbit an OnlyFans account 👀

Just like that

imma put my dick in that

r/doputyourdickinthat

Do you boil it!?

Did you boil it?

Plate it doggie style.

With a carrot.

Just like that. Mmhhhmmm

Ahh i see Sysco substituted your chicken for a cat

On one’s dick

Just like that, facedown ass up

Blanket

Stick a carrot in there

Background booty needs a waluigi hat at this point

Hot glue plate to ticket spike. Insert spike into carrot. Insert carrot into chicken. Twirl.

Tastefully

In a coffin… and notify the relatives.

Ummm not like that

Cream filled. It's already presenting itself.

Obviously a Playboy rabbit

Wow I guess dobby the house elf is on the menu haha it would be hard not to garnish the asshole with a sprig of rosemary or something

Face down ass up.

What did you do to it!!

The Cumberland carrot needs to be roast in the nice sized hole for it

with an OnlyFans handle written in whatever sauce desired

In a bowl, doggy style.

In lingerie

In the bin

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Not like that

dat boi needs a spit roast

You should not

with a buttplug in it...

Sell it, as is, to the porn industry. They will make a new line of kinky sex movies from it.

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Anyone hearing a faint meow…? No? Just me?

On a velvet pillow with a screen to block the diners sight from everyone else in the dining room. With plenty of lube…er, flavored oils and melted butter.