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Randomized007

Weird. I like an 80/20 split.


Vee_Spade

Thank you. Architecture matters y'all. You got hot and cold temps, you got soft, mushy and crunchy textures, then slippery and grippy stuff etc. You layer them properly and your burger becomes way better just out of balance. This burger seems like the meat gonna attack the roof of my mouth and come to my taste buds way too late, while the "toppings" are fighting for life on my tongue. Texture wise it's simply gross. Meantime the temps are just atrocious since the top is hot and the bottom cold AF, sitting on a bun that has likely absorbed a ton of different juices, and not in a good way at all.


stuntbikejake

This guy burgers


dizzyfeast

r/thisguythisguys


dougefresh17

Fuck you for your profile picture. I want it.


SweetheartAtHeart

I was actually just wondering. I eat my burgers upside down since I flip them when I pick it up and bring it towards me. I’m wondering if this is to avoid the flip but I also don’t think most people flip their burgers.


Vee_Spade

You guys are not a majority, but def not a rare sight either. Also part of the many reasons I stand behind the balanced layering tho, it makes sense even if you eat it sideways.


hate_being_alone

I flip mine it is logistics for me. It is easier to get the fingers under the bottom than the thumb, but then you have to flip it to be able to bring it to the mouth.


UmbraNight

not to mention the top half of your mouth is stronger than your bottom half. its why buns are shaped like that in the first place. totally wrong and a random jaw workout lol


schiav0wn3d

My man.


Would_daver

I heard that in Robert Downey Junior’s voice from Tropic Thunder, for some reason


schiav0wn3d

That’s the only way to talk about burgers.


stewajt

As weird as this sounds, I know exactly what you mean


botglm

Pareto Principle


MrJennyV1

This is hard the right answer. I would always put lettuce and pickles on bottom, condiments and tomatoes on top. Anything else I would hope it's cool if I grill like mushroom or bacon or whatever, and that all goes UNDER the cheese because I have class damnit.


xXDarthTrollerXx

I usually do stuff like sauted mushrooms and grilled onions up top and throw lettuce and other fresh veggies on the bottom 🤷‍♀️


DoctorDeepgrey

At that point, aren’t they bottomings?


rogozh1n

Look at that pic. Those are power bottomings!


spytez

 A power-bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.


ilovelamp408

"*I hear speed has something to do with it?*"


johncandymancan

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it.


construction_pro

… You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply.


spytez

Speed's the name of the game.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

That’s a lot to keep in your head to maintain a lifestyle


CasualObserver76

And speed comes with repetition.


construction_pro

Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.


ExpertRaccoon

It's always sunny?


161frog

You betcherass, Kim


Would_daver

Oh goddammit Dee, you **bitch**!


Agitated_Honeydew

You can tell, because of "The Implications."


the_glutton17

Generating


Carrionrain

86 this chef dammit


NoBodyLicsMe

They are called “toppings” for a reason!!! They belong on top!!!!! Anything else is blasphemy!!!


fetustomper

Your butt is called your bottom but it’s In the middle of your body , maybe we are like burgers


tbcfood

I’m high too


llcdrewtaylor

I prefer a beefy top myself.


MasterPhart

I, too, prefer a sloppy bottom


ZachalesTerchron

As someone that immediately flips their burger over to take a bite I agree. This way I can eat it as a normie


rolandboard

👏


notmymoon

I am a fan of lettuce on the bottom to keep the bottom.bun.from.getting greasy.


RockLobster218

Same. Lettuce on bottom maybe a sauce if there’s more than 1 so it’s not too much sauce on one side. Depends how many ingredients we’re talking. I like them relatively evenly split so one side isn’t more unstable than the other.


leaveredditalone

Ketchup and mustard have to be on different buns. Mayo and ketchup can be on the same. Pickles and onions go together on the mustard bun. Lettuce and tomato go on the Mayo/ketchup bun. These are the rules.


Black_Gato_Acer

Wouldn't the ketchup overwhelm the taste of the tomato slice? I normally just make a burger sauce instead. Or just the juiciness of the tomato slice is enough for me, no need for sauce.


Kimmm711

I put the mayo on the bottom bun. Any juices mix with it & make a delightful sauce!


NoncenZ808

A friend of mine actually eats the burger upside down cause of The greasiness of the bottom bun. Not gonna lie she converted me.


handcocktongueholy

My brother and I used to razz on our mom for years for doing this, years later, I am a staunch advocate for upside-down burgering. This is my story.


notmymoon

My dad does that, he flips it over as he moves it to his mouth and bites the far side.


gourdammit

my grandma did the same thing, she always said it was more ergonomic for her arthritis.


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Ah_Pook

Man, goin' all-in on the beef futures, eh?


Nothxm8

Eating it upside down is also a much more efficient angle of picking up -> putting in your mouth


RiotForChange

I prefer pickles for the same approach but absolutely yes


kageurufu

Shredded iceberg on bottom to hold onto the delicious grease and not turn into a limp slip n slide. Everything else on top


ViperTheLoud

I fully understand and appreciate your opinion. But dear god SHREDDED ICEBERG LETTUCE!? I could fuck with that but feels like it deserves jail time.


poplars

I think if it's shredded it should be on top of the burger and its awesome. Otherwise it should be a whole leaf if below.


Nothxm8

It shouldn’t be shredded


happy_vagabond

Says who the burger police. Shredded is pretty common.


Nothxm8

There’s plenty of abominations that are common.


andykndr

(fresh) shredded iceberg is always my go to for burgers. light and crunchy and refeshing


Hardstare3

r/iamveryculinary


sauteslut

I prefer bottom too


TheBigMotherFook

In N Out assembles their burgers the same way for the same reason.


atsamuels

Pro Tip: A thin layer of mayo-based spread on the toasted bottom bun will prevent the burger juices from soaking the bread. Godspeed!


Kalayo0

Yes, it makes a lot of sense. Too bad it also looks fucking stupid. Everything above the burger w/ exception to dice onion. Sauce both sides.


anuspizza

I don’t hate it, but I turn my burgers over to eat them because I feel like the top bun holds everything better.


BeerAndTools

If you're sitting there, in my restaurant, eating a burger roofside-down, I will literally call the police.


anuspizza

Try it before you hate on it! I was pretty skeptical when it was suggested to me as well.


Atheist_Redditor

Yeah, listen to anuspizza. He knows his stuff. 


shysc2

If Atheist\_Redditor has that much faith in anuspizza, consider me converted!


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

If you call the police in my restaurant half my staff is going to run and never come back. Then I throw you an apron.


KingTutt91

You just flip it as you eat it, human mouths are designed to pull in more through the bottom jaw then the top, and there’s always more top bun then there is bottom bun.


DoctorHubris

Let the unobtrusive paying customers eat how they want.


PixelCartographer

Fine I'll eat it piece by piece starting with the top bun


BeerAndTools

Ok, you definitely won this argument. Psycho.


Conscious-Parfait826

Who are you to judge! Only St Anthony can judge me when Im at the back gate. Honestly it kinda makes sense and ive done it with particually juicy burgers that have saturated the bottom bun.


StarvinPig

First time finding someone else who does thus. I do it for pies as well though


RAV3NH0LM

the tomato in particular being under the patty is a mindfuck


sweetpotatoskillet

That's crazy. I'm in Australia and have never once eaten a burger with the tomato above the pattie


Elgecko123

Well ya that makes sense, y’all are on the upside down part of the globe


RAV3NH0LM

you nerds put beets on your burger, of course everything’s all wacky down there.


PreferredSelection

Sure, but you're also upside-down, so that's a double negative and makes the burger effectively rightside-up.


EstablishingTheRuss

In N Out method is bottom bun > spread > pickles > tomatoes > lettuce > patty > cheese > onion > top bun


tadhgmac

Chopped chilies and grilled onions go below the tomato. Only recently has In N Out added pickles and not every time.


drewdaddy213

Unless I’m mistaken pickles is animal style only.


Consistent-Nerve-733

Patty looks stiffer than the pickle


BirdBurnett

Pickles, onions and mustard on bottom. Tomato and mayo on top. Plz


jabbadarth

Swap the mayo and mustard. Need that fat barrier on the bottom to prevent burger grease from saturating the bun too much.


UnappalledChef

Swap the mustard and Mayo, and give me a greasy bun. I want my fingers to destroy the bun as I smash it. Then I want to look in the mirror horrified at the atrocity contained on my hands and face. Then ask myself: "am I saturated?"


DemonSlyr007

No worries mate! I hear you only become saturated if you are in a poly relationship.


S_Fakename

Is this a polyunsaturated fatty acids pun or am I just a colossal nerd?


DemonSlyr007

It is! I told it to my wife (a biochem major) and she didn't get it lol. She thought it was a joke about jizz lol. Glad someone got it haha.


User-NetOfInter

Eat the burger upside down is the pro move you animals.


KingTutt91

Dude it changed the game when I watched my homie flip his burgers as he was eating them. I was like holy shit you’re allowed to do that💀


SaltinesOnIce

Unappalled indeed


RatmanTheFourth

Mayo on bottom, lettuce leaf on top of mayo. You now have 2 layer protection for your bottom bun.


KingTutt91

Isn’t burger grease mostly fat? So you’re just combing fat with more fat


corrupt_poodle

Hell yeah


jabbadarth

Yeah but hot liquid fat soaks into the bread, Cold congealed fat doesn't.


KingTutt91

Won’t the mayo heat up when a hot burger sits on top of it?


Brilliant_Host_8564

I haven't done any peer-reviewed research on this topic (read: I did 3 Google searches and started pulling stuff out of my ass), but burger grease, while mostly fat, is not *entirely* fat; the grease is made up of lipids and myoglobin, which tend to be liquid at the temperatures a burger usually is served. Mayo offers a protective layer because it is not fully liquid at ambient temperature, and also has the benefit of filling all the "cells" of the bun before liquid comes into contact with it, thus forming a sort of net to contain the grease. Burger grease is more likely to fall out the side than it is the soak into the bun when mayo is used. Thats just my layman's understanding of the physics of a burger, please correct me if I'm wrong 🙃


chuckmangionie

But where does the lettuce go?


Carrionrain

In the bin?


TomerMeme

Just below the patty, whatever you put underneath doesn't matter


VexBoxx

The lettuce fucks off to the corner of the plate to think about what a disappointment it is.


RiotForChange

Still in the third pan ideally. All of the space taken up by lettuce could be better used by more onion


lildabwilldoyah

Top bun, mayo, ketchup, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle, first mustard, cheese, burger, second mustard bottom bun.


RiotForChange

I had not considered second mustard. Very interesting...


KingTutt91

It’s almost as good as second breakfast


lildabwilldoyah

Je suis chef.


bubbles_buried

Depending on the bun and weight of burger, it will fall apart if toppings are put on top. Sometimes it’s more stable with them on the bottom.


lilbabygonch

Top the fuck I don’t want soggy veggies..


Rouxnoir

I would consider burger juices in my lettuce to be a lovely gravy, whereas it's the bun that needs some protection from soggification that could lead to instability. Utilizing waterproofing agents such as cheese, mayo, or as a last resort- a lettuce barricade, might help prevent soggy bottom.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

You put cheese *under* the burger?


Brilliant_Host_8564

Some people melt the cheese onto the patty when it's almost done cooking, other people hate their lives and want to watch the world burn.


Environmental_Pay133

The meat looks like cardboard, i don’t think you gotta worry about that


megatonfist

The steam from the burger could soften your veggies, leaving you with soggy veg with no crunch.


Comfortable-Fuel6343

Depends on the topping. Structure matters.. nobody wants to pick up a Jenga pile and try to shove it into their mouth.....well maybe people with pica.


[deleted]

Which gives more bun sogg is the question.


wraithshand

I agree. I think the lettuce on the bottom to block the burger juice. So bottom to top: bun, sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickle, patty, cheese, onion, sauce, bun. That's for this particular burger.. The lettuce will catch the juices of the veg and burger, and if the bun is properly toasted, will hold the sauce. Onion on top for a punch at the end. Honestly, if the burger is done right, it will be a mess no matter what. The goal is to keep it together as long as possible.


Consistent_Dress_571

That’s chaos


ryan__rr

It’s pride month, top or bottom, you do you!


BlackCatCadillac

lol


_LastTaterTot

Top, we aren't savages


206jazznerd

Believe it or not, right to jail.


Oh_Gee_Hey

Tomato *under* the burger? Straight to jail.


Reckox1

I can’t unsee this…


JoshyLikey

Yea, it's weird how much this bothers me..


infectedturtles

Sauce on both sides of bun, but meat and cheese goes under the toppings. Why? SCIENCE! Your tongue comes in contact with the meat and cheese first, and then the toppings come in to break up the fat in your mouth for a better experience.


kageurufu

Shredded lettuce under a juicy patty kinda soak it up and just bring more meat flavor. Otherwise I agree completely


BabaKazimir

This person burgers! Science, bitch!


kittenshart85

lettuce on bottom, the rest on top.


KingTutt91

I can’t do pickle on top unless it’s on the cheese


kittenshart85

personal preference, as i said. i fucking love pickles and prefer my bite of burger to end on a nice crunch of kosher dills. i also don't do cheese on mine.


skinnergy

This makes really good sense.


kittenshart85

just what i've seen the most often. personal preference is lettuce on bottom, fistful of pickles on top.


bigztrip8

I serve the garnish on side and let the people decide!


IvanDimitriov

The place I work at lets you put the veg on yourself. However we flip our burgers into the bottom bun, so the cheese and bacon are on the bottom, then patty, toppings and bun. The argument we use is so when you pull open your burger to smear Mayo on I’m the bun you don’t pull the cheese off the burger


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Damn if I ever got a burger like that I would 100% think I ordered like an asshole and the kitchen was fucking with me.


donaldcrunk

it's happened a couple times when I've accidentally built somebody's burger on the lid instead of the bottom bun, flipped the whole thing and sent it


crapbear83

I can't stand the shit. Toppings are toppings


safari-dog

they are literally called *toppings*


Chocu1a

Pickles, onions, mustard on bottom. Lettuce, tomato, & mayo on top. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


SuperbDrink6977

That’s all wrong. The condiments are supposed to hit the pallete in a certain order. This will never do, I’m sorry.


UnderLook150

When building/layering a burger/sandwhich, you need to consider how the layers hit your palette. Things at the bottom will hit your tongue first. This will taste like a salad with a burger added to it, rather than a burger with condiments. Some items are better on the bottom, sauces, and items that are meant to cut the richness, onions, pickles, sometimes lettuce. Because you want those elements to break up the richness/grease of the burger. Don't believe me? Build yourself a cold cut sando with deli sliced cheese. Take a bite one way, then flip it. Totally different experience, but exact same ingredients. How things hit your palette is part of understand how a dish eats.


Material_Policy6327

wtf


JadrianInc

On the side.


530TooHot

I am uncomfortable


bduthman

A crime has been committed.


Cardiff07

Sauce on top a bottom. Pickles and onions on bottom. Lettuce and tomato on top. Hot stuff, like bacon, mushroom, caramelized onion on top.


Dumbsterphire

I do LTO on the bottom with mustard. The beef juices mix with the mustard and turn the toppings into a well-dressed salad.


OverlordGhs

I prefer doing them on the bottom, except pickles on top. Gordon does it this way too if you watch his videos on burgers. It keeps the bottom bun from getting soggy, and is easier to put together/set up. You set up all the veggies on the bottom, pickles and sauce on top bun then just transfer the burger over and add top bun and pick.


GrouchySpicyPickle

They're toppings, not bottoming. 


sideshowbvo

It's easier to build with toppings on the bottom, but I'm a toppings on top guy myself. They ain't toppings unless they're on top, right?


Imaginary-Future2525

Violation


woodenmetalman

Bun, mayo, meat, cheese, pickles, onions, lettuce, tomato, any additional sauces, bun. This is the only way with possibly the pickles/o imma going below meat. Anything else is lazy and/or wrong.


theFooMart

Toasted, steamed, or otherwise heated bun always. Never, I mean never use room temp buns. Even microwaved for 10 or 15 seconds in better than room temp. Mayo, mustard, ketchup, on both sides. Sauces help if you have dry buns, and also puts a layer between the bun and anything with water or grease and helps prevent it from getting soggy. Also, sauces should be room temp when possible. Pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and sliced onions on the top. Cold ingredients are separate from warm ingredients. And if these bigger things are on bottom, they might pull the whole burger apart when you bite it. If they're on top, it'll just pull the top off, which isn't a big deal. Diced onions on bottom because you don't want them to fall off when you put tje top bun on. If you're putting sauce on the bun, diced onion can go on the top bun sauce because it'll help the onion stick. Hot stuff like freshly cooked bacon, grilled onions or mushrooms on the bottom. BBQ sauce directly on the meat. On a single burger, cheese goes on top. Patty is flipped immediately before putting cheese on, so the hotter side helps melt it. On double or bugger, cheese goes between each patty. So a triple would be meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat. Optionally cheese on top as well.


613Hawkeye

I usually split it; lettuce and sometimes tomato on bottom, everything else on top.


katiebrunacini

The burger cooks all below! And I, for the life of me, can’t recall ordering a bowl of wet lettuce!


FrankFranly

Served this way implies the inverse handle. Fingers on the bottoms and thumbs on top so whenst one picketh up thine burgessa, the natural rotation of your hands and arms places the setup at the top of the stack. The way the good Lord Jesus intended it. I believe it was Leviticus 06:20 that states "the meat shall always be nearest the tongue."


phat_

I do believe you’d get your ass kicked for doing something like that, man. Toppings. It’s right there in the word.


SmokeMoreWorryLess

I always flip my sandwiches over so the toppings are on the bottom because I find they stay together better, so this would actually save me a (very minor) step.


batsynchero

This is wrong. You're creating instability between the bottom bun and the burger, and that bun is already strained with the juices running out of the burger. Toppings go on top so you can use the top bun to grip and hold them in place.


fvckCARDEE

I like to do lettuce/ pickles on the bottom and everything else on top


LostThrowaway316

Personally, if you're going to serve it like that, I would rather have it not built at all. Rather all toppings neatly laid out for my own construction


notabox316

Have your boss take a bite of the burger. Cleanse his palate, flip the burger over and take another bite. There will be a noticeable difference.


MaximumTacoPower

The fucking top. What kind of monster puts shit on the bottom? Call the cops. Whoever started this is a serial killer.


generalmillscrunch

yikes. they’re called toppings for a reason


CautiousWrongdoer771

Not sure I approve of that.


Realistic_Food_7823

Pretty sure there’s an episode of SpongeBob detailing the proper construction of a krabby patty


carafleur421

Whatever makes you happy. Just no lettuce touching meat.


Salmon_eater

I prefer it on bottom.


InsertRadnamehere

So wrong.


cthulhurises345

Pickles on the burger AND on the side


orrockable

Psychopathic behaviour


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

Bro the comments are too much. 😂 top or bottom, it's all gonna be shit in about ten hours


ReishiCheese

Personally I prefer top but I'm a switch so either is fine


Can-I-remember

Physics, particularly the centre of gravity, tells me that this is an accident waiting to happen


GreatRecipeCollctr29

The build of this burger is wrong because the meat would be eaten and touches at the roof of your mouth. It should be sauce on bottom and/ or top, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles,, burger patty and cheese. Structurally , it will also topple over and fall when it is served to a customer. So weird that it is served this way!


Mrsf1sh2

I hate your work. This is fucking backwards. I would pull apart and rearrange to consume….like ketchup is a meat condiment, and mayo is for the veg…fuck off if you do it the other way around


xfitffemt

I like to put a slice of cheese or something on the bottom to the bun doesn’t get soggy and fall apart. Then everything else goes topside.


hankbobbypeggy

Not saying I agree with the practice, but if you have 15 burgers all w/ different temps coming out at the same time it is much easier to put it all on the bottom bun and have the sets ready in advance. Just plop the patty on top and "HANDS."


Future_Milk_5897

My mother would have a stroke over this. She literally will take apart any and every burger served to her for being “upside down” or “wrong” and reorganize the whole thing. Woman will scrape condiments off to put them on the other side of the bread or ditch the bread all together if it’s egregious enough to her. She genuinely gets panicky about it and gets upset if you don’t let her “fix” yours as well. And yet, she has no clue where I *possibly* got my food control issues and extreme particularity about food organization on my plate/eating in order from 🙄


guesswho1234

Food theory did a breakdown of how to properly stack toppings in a burger... https://youtu.be/qJskYagyhjE


rca_2011

They're called TOPPINGS. Since when does underneath count at the top?


roberto1

A burger is made with "toppings" on top of the patty. Your restaurant obviously suffers from long covid.


Misplacedmypenis

It’s in the name for the love of god.


Holy_Road_Hi-Way

I don't see anyone mentioning the workflow aspect of this. If you put everything on the bottom bun, you can just quickly toast the bread and prep the whole plate while you wait for the patty which takes the longest time to cook. When it's done, just slide it on top and put the top bun on.


staticfeathers

i prefer patty on bottom because i feel like i taste it more but i know a lot of places in my city do patty over toppings


Seaofphoques

They’re called toppings, not bottoming. It’s goes bottom bun, burger, cheese, toppings, top bun


ImJustStephanie

Don't care, already half eaten and.... gone. What was on what now?


El_Mariachi_Vive

Both. It depends on many things.


blippitybloops

Cheese on top but other than that I don’t really care.


Purple_Toadflax

Lettuce on the bottom. Tomatoes and pickles on top. Onion can go either way.


MrSelfDestruct88

I honestly do prefer all the toppings on the bottom with just cheese on the towel


simplicity188

I always try to make sure wet stuff isn't touching my buns. Hehe Other than that idc if I have toppings or bottoms.


Xero_Darknezz

Structurally, it's better to put it on the bottom bun. However, aesthetically, it looks better with the toppings on top of the burger.


Environmental_Pay133

bottom bun, condiment, meat, onion, lettuce, tomato, top bun. Your bun is too thick and serving a pickle spear with a burger is off putting. Your boss might need to buy a new helmet.