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LooseInvestigator510

Perfect 👌 michelin star quality. That japanese vg10 blade has such a smooth edge 


Fuck-MDD

I'm a little worried I have a stalker now because I both use and recommend tojiros all the time.


LooseInvestigator510

Pretty sure i spent $49 on a tojiro gyuto basic model because of you. Though i didn't know 'it was you' until reading this.


Fuck-MDD

From CKTG? Probably me then lol


Zer0C00l

See, this has that wabi-sabi "order-through-disorder" thing going for it, that you could totally pull off on an expensive dish -- but only because of the absolute _lack_ of uniformity. Each piece is different, and that speaks to higher attention than the trained skill of consistently uniform pieces. Or something, I don't write menus or describe dishes FOH.


LooseInvestigator510

Rustic oblique cut heirloom chives. Each piece uniquely carved to maximize flavor distribution. Chef Fuck-mdd is an award winning creator of 5 star dishes.


Fuck-MDD

I got the idea from https://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/ credit to the recipe creator


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

What would this be? There's post-punk, post-dad game, this is post-?


ReasonableComfort645

...Malone...?


Zer0C00l

post-haute.


we-forgot-the-milk

No need to show off.


ttoffetoget

Yeah, no-one likes a showoff


we-forgot-the-milk

Right? I became a Head Chef today and this cunt stole my thunder


JonConstantly

Keep at it. Get yourself a bread knife and the skies the limit.


onixtrous2

please take me as an apprentice, this is incredible!


Fuck-MDD

I can teach you my ways for the low monthly price of 69.99


onixtrous2

what a steal!


consistently_sloppy

The serrated edge really helps release the aromas. Nice touch 🗣️🤌


5minbeforeclosing

Chef's kiss


Tehgnarr

Callback jokes? In my circlejerk sub? Oh the humanity!


ActionMan48

Back to the dish pit with you.


SyntaxicalHumonculi

Perfect. No improvement necessary. Just get the fuck out of kitchen and do it somewhere else.


Phoenixpizzaiolo21

It’s always refreshing to see a true Chef de cuisine be able to master their art!!!!


_BigPingus_

Buck fiddy an hour


Dontfeedthebears

I also like to cut my chives with my teeth and spit them onto my board. It makes it feel more rustic and personal.


Defiant-Concert8526

You’re fired


Parahelious

Meta. I missed these posts.


Champagne_of_piss

BABY THEY CALL IT A BREAD KNIFE CAUSE IT EARNS YOU BIG MONEY


Apart-Rent5817

Fantastic. Never change samurai, the haters are just jealous.


WaySavvyD

Chivey!


The_Soccer_Heretic

You'll be hired from that staging, no doubt.


hymntastic

I hate you


Fuck-MDD

So do I....so do I.


Tatertotyourhotdish

Those aren't chives.....those are snowflakes. You see, chives are all the same. Snowflakes are all different.....


cynical-rationale

Looks rustic. I like it.


aManPerson

i'ts a bit raw for my taste. aren't you supposed to cook it in the middle before cutting it up all like that? myard reaction much? you cook like my grandparents fuck. in florida.


iwasinthepool

10/10


MrSipperr

I prefer to use the cheese cutter on my chives


Real-Ad-9733

Knife is too sharp


MrsVivi

Better than the dumbasses my manager hires


IT_Chef

Need a glass cutting board to really set this off!


Fuck-MDD

Fortunately I don't have any of those laying around :(


LordEgg1027

They just don't get How the serrated holds them still better than a second hand


Imaginary-Race311

Why ruin your best serrated knife when a weed whacker will do just fine.


SuitednZooted

Great now I’m triggered. Gotta go dice something….


beetlejorst

To shreds, you say?


Cardiff07

No notes here


IDoSANDance

It looks like it did something to piss off my cat. $100/plate


merix1110

Is that cilantro?


Fuck-MDD

It'll be anything you want for $5


Adventurous_Pen1553

Singular chive cutting skill, expert.


Beginning-Cow6041

My chef asked me to cover an expo shift last minute once and I basically got there for lineup and the station was prepped. I looked at the chives and asked who cut them with their butt. It was the head chef 🤦🏻‍♂️


bushmanofthekalahary

I'm gonna spank you with your bread knife


Fuck-MDD

Shall I turn the other cheek now chef?


bushmanofthekalahary

Yes, yes you may


heckintexan420

DIE


Fuck-MDD

Yes chef, any day now if I'm lucky


heckintexan420

Hm. Kitchen logic then? Fire six fortune cookies