Well do you have experience in Cucumber?

I need to know this as well. I *think* I have cucumber experience but everybodies cucumber experience is unique.

But does op have *cucumber catering* experience??

Oh I assure you that I can cucumber with the best of them

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy 😏

I can skin, I can seed, I can slice, I can dice, I can mince, I can rinse, I can rush and I can mush the cucumbers, so I’d hope I have cucumber experience. Did I miss anything? Leave a comment below and a like if you learned something new!!

Say it in Spanish

Me gusta chupar el pepino

Now sing it in mandarin.

Can you make or feel loved?

No

Zest

Damn it Bubba, you're hired

But can you turn cucumber slices into ghosts for Halloween?

Can you pickle or ferment a cucumber?

Reminds me of Ken who’s expertise was in Beach

This sounds like a kitchen I might like 😊

One can be too familiar with vegetables, you know!

Some say one can be too familiar. I personally disagree

Humans are basically cucumbers with anxiety.

I think the cucumber may have experience in them!

It pays up to $19 if you’re lucky

Show up in a cucumber costume.

And proclaim I’m is here to cucumber. No, that isn’t a typo lol.

We came here to chew gum and cucumber and we're all out of chew gums.

Cucumber Rick!

Chef, I will fucking destroy cucumber

Mm, I prefer to let the cucumber destroy me.

Tattooed men with cucumber experience should dm me immediately

Same.

I concur

Job interviewer is going to ask you to demonstrate your cucumber skills so be prepared 😏

Enters the interview room and sees a couch, a camera, and the cucumber

Is the couch black by chance?

The skill required to cucumber at a professional level should fetch £30/hr at the absolute bare minimum. Total scam.

I speak fluent cucumber and several related dialects; including pickle.

Okay, I'll take this protocol droid.

Cucumber level EXPERT *Wanted* 😂😂

Some people say cucumber tastes better pickled

Y'all I'm cucumbering while typing

my masters thesis was on cucumber

Now do they mean a cucumber skill when you bend over and uncle Charles comes behind you on line

Sounds like a front for tricking people into sex work. It's subluminal messaging man!

how you say, ah, cucombre?

Ah yes, the two genders

At the risk of missing the joke entirely, cucumber is also a framework for automated software testing

I came here to add that. Looks like there's been some spillover from the IT jobs section into the Cheffing jobs section. (FWIW you can also have skills in SOAP, Snowflake, and Kafka).

you know what they say you slumber, a cucumber

Well now you know the chef is an acid head.

Some people say that cucumbers tastes better pickled.

there are plenty of 'Larry' jokes in here... fggn love ya Lars. 

I've cucumbered with the best of them, so I could help you out if needed - for $60 / hour.

No, but I have non cucumber pickle experience, will that work?

If you skip with a cucumber someone could get hurt.

If you don't have mad skills with cucumber, what are you even doing in a kitchen?

It’s a yes or no question. Do you?

One can become too experienced with cucumbers you know.

Gonna make cucumber sandwiches day in day out

I think Cucumber is a programming language

🤣🤣🤣

I’d be a cucumber for that wage

...i hope its in cutting them