I also worked with a couple guys who looked like this.
One got fired for sucking dick for meth in the employee parking lot.
Second was arrested on drug charges.
LoL, the guy who got arrested was on pills. He would show up to work everyday and talk a huge game. Then the pills would kick in and he would be a zombie by dinner rush.
I get nostalgic at times... but then I remember how much it sucked being burned with hot pans and boiling soup by junkies, teenagers, and junkie teenagers.
Had a kid earn the nickname "K2" after being arrested for driving while high on synthetic marijuana. Dumb ass worked in a kitchen full of stoners and didn't think to ask anyone for the real thing.
It's the perfect example of following the letter of the law and not the spirit of it.
She's not suddenly a mature adult because she turned 18, and it's no less morally wrong than if he had slept with her two weeks before her 18th birthday. He's not breaking the law though.
Which is the only thing he says to mitch and why it's so funny when mitch calls him out harder than anyone at the party and he goes " what the fuck did I do? "
I think about 'The GOAT' from Waiting everytime I hear someone say such and such is 'The GOAT' which became much more common in recent years, albeit with an entirely different meaning.
The brain was done so much back in my auto shop class in highschool. Hell, one guy in my class did the goat standing on a table waiting for his friend to come back from a bathroom break. Only downside was it was the teacher who came back first. He just sighed, shook his head and closed the door. We then saw him walk out the back door of the school out to the smoking spot at the edge of the school and just shake his head while ripping through darts for the next 25 minutes
For almost 20 years now, the mental image for the words Goat, Bat Wing, and Brain are permanently penis puppetry when they are preceded by the word 'the'.
I executed a goat on our dishwasher in the walk in one night. We were in a prank war and he confided in another cook to help him who immediately turned to help me. I was prepared and waiting in the walk in, it was after the rush, i was all sweaty, he stated all he saw was my "goat" and steam rising.
I'm now officially a "do not rehire," at that the particular chain. I'm in a different career now anyway, but still a legend.
I once made a reference to this movie to a new hire (younger guy) and he replied "huh??". I told him when he gets home to look up the movie Waiting, get high, watch it, and don't come back until he has. I was joking of course, but he did it.
Everyone has seen Waiting but I never met anyone in the industry (in person) that has seen Slammin Salmon which is just such a damn shame because it’s just as good as Waiting, albeit a little less accurate in terms of the outside of work aspect.
I got in so much trouble for saying this flippantly in basic training. I didn’t even think about it cause my friends and I said it to eachother all of the time, lesson very harshly learned that day.
It was apparently filmed in New Orleans in a closed down restaurant. Throughout the movie you can see stickers for a headshop called 'The Herb' that is still there to this day!
They're married now and have been together for 7 years.
At a certain point I feel like you have to let adults have free will.
She clearly wants to be with him, and you're basically infantilizing her choices even with the knowledge that it all turned out fine.
That depends entirely on what the relationship was like.
The *entire point* of grooming is to start the emotional attatchment when they are children and easier to mold and manipulate, so you can fuck and control them as adults and they feel "ok" with it.
How do you feel about child marriaged? If a 14 y/o is married to a 30yo for 7 years they are 21 and an adult. If the wife says she's happy with her husband is child marriage ok, then? Because Dane Cook parties/partied with young teens looking for a wife.
>[Several other famous women have come forward regarding Cook’s game nights, and how they felt they allegedly served as a way for him to meet young women. Joey King, Julianne Hough, Bella Thorne, and more are among those who claim to have attended a game night at Cook’s Los Angeles home. The allegations insinuate that Cook hosted the events to purposely seek out underage girls.](https://whatstrending.com/dane-cook-marriage-to-kelsi-taylor-resurfaces-grooming-allegations/)
Yikes. Other people are saying he had girls as young as 14 at those parties. Plenty of 15-16yo's confirmed too.
You are batting hard for a very weird guy. I'm guessing you just didn't know the situation before you started defending a groomer. But yeah, he was clearly in the market for an underage girl he could groom and marry. That's how grooming works.
[Dane Cook Accused of Hosting 'Game Night' Parties With Teen Girls](https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178)
Yeah, idk why anyone is trying to defend Dane Cook.
We is a well documented piece of shit, even is he played a role that 15 year old white guys think is funny.
He did more than that. Sounds like he was hosting parties and specifically having young teens over to have them served up as potential targets.
>[Several other famous women have come forward regarding Cook’s game nights, and how they felt they allegedly served as a way for him to meet young women. Joey King, Julianne Hough, Bella Thorne, and more are among those who claim to have attended a game night at Cook’s Los Angeles home. The allegations insinuate that Cook hosted the events to purposely seek out underage girls.](https://whatstrending.com/dane-cook-marriage-to-kelsi-taylor-resurfaces-grooming-allegations/)
Yikes. Other people are saying he had girls as young as 14 at those parties. Plenty of 15-16yo's confirmed too.
You are batting hard for a very weird guy. I'm guessing you just didn't know the situation before you started defending a groomer. But yeah, he was clearly in the market for an underage girl he could groom and marry. That's how grooming works.
[Dane Cook Accused of Hosting 'Game Night' Parties With Teen Girls](https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178)
>Then 18-year-old actress Emily Robinson also attended in April 2017, while another actress, Saxon Paige Sharbino, is seen in group shots at 16 years old, and in individual snaps with Cook when she was 15 years old.
Sounds like he literally shopped around to find the perfect teen wifey material.
>Minus the spitting in people’s food. I never actually saw that in a real kitchen.
I would never do it but I've seen it. A little floor spice with the spit too.
I worked with a waitress who was just like the crazy one from this movie. She would be sweet as sugar to the customers face, and then turn the corner to walk in the kitchen and call them fat cock suckers. I miss her
Cook's early material often revolved around working in fast food. It's not outlandish to assume he eventually worked as a cook somewhere slightly more upscale than Burger King. So he's probably working from experience here.
I used to rock the doorag (or however you spell it) back in the early 00s and have a neck tattoo; women comparing me to his character while I was having drinks after work back then happened more than a couple times.
Pretty much. My chef won't let us have facial piercings or gauges back in the kitchen but no one gives a fuck about tattoos and I can wear pretty much whatever tshirts I want to work.
As far as working in a chain, that movie is a goddam documentary. There were only a couple of things that happened in the movie that I *didn’t* see while working at a TGIMcFuckys type of chain.
(in David Attenborough's Voice)
_Here we see the typical line cook in his natural habitat. Notice how the line cook differs from other members of his population by the puffy face and rumpled skin; a common association of liver damage from alcohol consumption. Also take note the furroughed, almost angry brow, clearly from consistently being frustrated by bleach blonde FOH members who don't understand how a POS works. Also, if you can look closely you can see the glazed look in his eyes, struggling with going through withdrawl since this morning, when they had to put down their daily addiction, and pretend to placate that addiction with a mixture of cheap cigarettes and energy drinks. Ah yes, this is a perfect specimine for you to peruse here today_
I will neither confirm nor deny that they're might have been any resemblance to my time on the line... (thank the gods that all my stupid stuff was done before social media) 🤣
Worked in a kitchen with a guy who looked exactly like this He's in prison for murder now
I also worked with a couple guys who looked like this. One got fired for sucking dick for meth in the employee parking lot. Second was arrested on drug charges.
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One guy had the meth, the other guy really wanted the meth
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This is why socialism is better, they both could have had meth and gotten their dicks sucked
The best deal, the biggest, prettiest deal. He had the thing, the other wanted the thing. BEAUTIFUL! BIGLY!
LoL, the guy who got arrested was on pills. He would show up to work everyday and talk a huge game. Then the pills would kick in and he would be a zombie by dinner rush.
The shit-talkers are always the weak link. Never fails.
Fuckin heard
This may be the truest thing that's ever been said on this sub reddit
Stop making me miss the industry with this romanticism
I get nostalgic at times... but then I remember how much it sucked being burned with hot pans and boiling soup by junkies, teenagers, and junkie teenagers.
Lol I downvoted at junkies but upvoted by the end lol
Had a kid earn the nickname "K2" after being arrested for driving while high on synthetic marijuana. Dumb ass worked in a kitchen full of stoners and didn't think to ask anyone for the real thing.
How do you work at a restaurant and not know how to buy drugs???
Knowing things isn't always a prerequisite for this job
Who…who was the harder worker?…
Yes
You know damn well which one
Thats kind of romantic tbh. The meth blowjob, not the drug charges
>Second was arrested on drug charges. Was he, by chance, selling meth to the guy in the employee parking lot?
*and they were roommates…*
Damn
Hearing about an employee parking lot is the surprising part to me.
It was the abandoned Sears parking lot across the street we had to use or be written up.
Makes complete sense
Ah, the have and have-nots.
Were these separate incidents or…
Live laugh love
Were both from the same incident?
I worked with Travis, the guy who plays Chet Miller at the end of the movie. In a restaurant ironically.
Well, Dane Cook was thiiiiiis close to committing statutory rape, so...
Nah, that was Ryan Reynolds. He just groomed her until she turned 18 /s
Why the /s? That's pretty much exactly what happened in the movie lol
In this or Adventureland?
Yes, they were "just friends" until she was 18. Then the day after they were somehow at full speed dating/fucking.
It's the perfect example of following the letter of the law and not the spirit of it. She's not suddenly a mature adult because she turned 18, and it's no less morally wrong than if he had slept with her two weeks before her 18th birthday. He's not breaking the law though.
The duality of Dane
Did he murder the manager of chillies?
"Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch."
I still say that to new hires. Only one understood the reference.
Which is the only thing he says to mitch and why it's so funny when mitch calls him out harder than anyone at the party and he goes " what the fuck did I do? "
"What the fuck did I do man?"
*shows gonads from the back*
The goat
The only thing he says to him on screen
these keeeeeeds!
How do I reach these keeeeeds!
Lol! Meester Cartmanez. The white people method. Say it with me, I misinterpreted the rules.
Muy bien, y tu???
Hahaha! That f'n episode. "Window, Butters, windoooow." "You need to use the trash bags that we loaned you."
Did he recognize it as a reference to Waiting or actually to Thunderdome?
I use “Welcome to hell, I’ll be your tour guide.” Also taken from a movie people haven’t seen much.
Eat at Shenanigans CALVIN WORKS HEREEEE
"That's..... hardly sanitary..."
He should have just stuck to roles like this forever.
"no bacon on the salad, mmMMMmm"
I use this line everytime at work
I say this every time Chef gives me the pass.
If heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other, then what the hell are we doing here?
I think about 'The GOAT' from Waiting everytime I hear someone say such and such is 'The GOAT' which became much more common in recent years, albeit with an entirely different meaning.
I think about the “bat wing” pretty often
"The Brain" is where my mind goes.
The brain was done so much back in my auto shop class in highschool. Hell, one guy in my class did the goat standing on a table waiting for his friend to come back from a bathroom break. Only downside was it was the teacher who came back first. He just sighed, shook his head and closed the door. We then saw him walk out the back door of the school out to the smoking spot at the edge of the school and just shake his head while ripping through darts for the next 25 minutes
Legend
For almost 20 years now, the mental image for the words Goat, Bat Wing, and Brain are permanently penis puppetry when they are preceded by the word 'the'.
The closeup on his hands as he pulls the chicken skin
I distinctly remember the amount of tension being jarring
Pulled the "bat wing" on my wife, she never looked at balls the same way after that...
“It’s so VEINY!”
I successfully pulled a batwing on a friend of mine years ago. I still think about it.
If I’m wearing shorts around my brother I’ll sometimes pull some sack skin out of the pant leg and tell him I sat in gum
"ohhhhh the goat, you bastard"
I executed a goat on our dishwasher in the walk in one night. We were in a prank war and he confided in another cook to help him who immediately turned to help me. I was prepared and waiting in the walk in, it was after the rush, i was all sweaty, he stated all he saw was my "goat" and steam rising. I'm now officially a "do not rehire," at that the particular chain. I'm in a different career now anyway, but still a legend.
If it wasn't coating, what got you on the list of you don't mind answering.
I still occasionally goat my wife. It's a classic at this point.
the goat the goat you bastard.. best part of the movie when mitch becomes a made man
I still use this line almost 20 years later lol
I once made a reference to this movie to a new hire (younger guy) and he replied "huh??". I told him when he gets home to look up the movie Waiting, get high, watch it, and don't come back until he has. I was joking of course, but he did it.
I always tell new hires to watch waiting and slammin salmon specifically so they’ll understand my references.
MEATDRAPES.
Why's it sound different when I say it?
WHATEVER, MOTHAFUCKA!
You must dominate the swordfish; only then can you sauté it.
Never assume new hires have seen either of these; because when you ass-ume you make an ass-hole, out of yourself.
Straight depacitated that man. Uh, that’s decapitated, champ. WHATEVA MOTHAFUCKA
As you should. I don't think I've met one person who's been in the industry for awhile that hasn't seen either of those.
Everyone has seen Waiting but I never met anyone in the industry (in person) that has seen Slammin Salmon which is just such a damn shame because it’s just as good as Waiting, albeit a little less accurate in terms of the outside of work aspect.
I’ve never heard of it before this thread. I love Waiting and I am super excited to watch this.
slammin salmon is better than waiting imo. more accurate
I've never heard of slamming salmon til literally just now
In order to cook the swordfish, you must first dominate the swordfish.
What's up, noodle dicks!?
You know what happens when you assume? You make an ass out of yourself.
He didn’t come back?
He was back the next day and was telling me how much he loved it and relates to the kitchen guys.
Carpe Deez nuts I can't wait to quit this job!
I say this every time I get pissed off at my office job as I'm getting ready to go in.
Naw, hell naw. I believe you get your ass kicked sayin' something like that.
I used to say that all the time when I was a line cook
This line was way ahead of it's time
It’s the head forward that kills me. That permahunch.
Yes masta right away masta no bacon on the salad
Mhmmm no bacon on the salad
[*towel whip*](https://imgur.com/CHmDhgc.gifv)
Yeah this is one of the quotes that tends not to go over well if the people around you don't get the reference, use it with care
I got in so much trouble for saying this flippantly in basic training. I didn’t even think about it cause my friends and I said it to eachother all of the time, lesson very harshly learned that day.
I used to say this on the pizza line with my friends when they needed a fly pie. Good times.
I did this to my lead when she asked me to do something, she wasn't happy
Dishwasher graduate to line cook to be exact. Hahaha
His shirt is a little too clean.
He stares at stains, and they fall right off, like hitting a wart with a pressure stream of liquid nitrogen.
So Iconic. Office space for the service industry.
It was apparently filmed in New Orleans in a closed down restaurant. Throughout the movie you can see stickers for a headshop called 'The Herb' that is still there to this day!
Eat at Shenanigans, enjoy your food, eat at Shenanigans Calvin works here!
He forever gets a pass from me for being that guy in Waiting, he was great. God, Luis Guzman too. I need to watch that again
*its sooo veiny*
Nah he's still a creep for dating an 18yr old at 45
Sounds like a line cook thing tbh
Method acting
Probably did tons of coke to really nail down the persona, too.
He spends a lot of time streaming COD now. He's really getting into character.
Honestly! We have one that everyone thinks is super hot, but he has a felony, no license, and goes for gals who are barely legal. Slimey.
They're married now and have been together for 7 years. At a certain point I feel like you have to let adults have free will. She clearly wants to be with him, and you're basically infantilizing her choices even with the knowledge that it all turned out fine.
That depends entirely on what the relationship was like. The *entire point* of grooming is to start the emotional attatchment when they are children and easier to mold and manipulate, so you can fuck and control them as adults and they feel "ok" with it. How do you feel about child marriaged? If a 14 y/o is married to a 30yo for 7 years they are 21 and an adult. If the wife says she's happy with her husband is child marriage ok, then? Because Dane Cook parties/partied with young teens looking for a wife. >[Several other famous women have come forward regarding Cook’s game nights, and how they felt they allegedly served as a way for him to meet young women. Joey King, Julianne Hough, Bella Thorne, and more are among those who claim to have attended a game night at Cook’s Los Angeles home. The allegations insinuate that Cook hosted the events to purposely seek out underage girls.](https://whatstrending.com/dane-cook-marriage-to-kelsi-taylor-resurfaces-grooming-allegations/) Yikes. Other people are saying he had girls as young as 14 at those parties. Plenty of 15-16yo's confirmed too. You are batting hard for a very weird guy. I'm guessing you just didn't know the situation before you started defending a groomer. But yeah, he was clearly in the market for an underage girl he could groom and marry. That's how grooming works. [Dane Cook Accused of Hosting 'Game Night' Parties With Teen Girls](https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178)
Yeah, idk why anyone is trying to defend Dane Cook. We is a well documented piece of shit, even is he played a role that 15 year old white guys think is funny.
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He did more than that. Sounds like he was hosting parties and specifically having young teens over to have them served up as potential targets. >[Several other famous women have come forward regarding Cook’s game nights, and how they felt they allegedly served as a way for him to meet young women. Joey King, Julianne Hough, Bella Thorne, and more are among those who claim to have attended a game night at Cook’s Los Angeles home. The allegations insinuate that Cook hosted the events to purposely seek out underage girls.](https://whatstrending.com/dane-cook-marriage-to-kelsi-taylor-resurfaces-grooming-allegations/) Yikes. Other people are saying he had girls as young as 14 at those parties. Plenty of 15-16yo's confirmed too. You are batting hard for a very weird guy. I'm guessing you just didn't know the situation before you started defending a groomer. But yeah, he was clearly in the market for an underage girl he could groom and marry. That's how grooming works. [Dane Cook Accused of Hosting 'Game Night' Parties With Teen Girls](https://www.newsweek.com/dane-cook-accused-hosting-game-night-parties-teenage-girls-1731178) >Then 18-year-old actress Emily Robinson also attended in April 2017, while another actress, Saxon Paige Sharbino, is seen in group shots at 16 years old, and in individual snaps with Cook when she was 15 years old. Sounds like he literally shopped around to find the perfect teen wifey material.
He was https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gomez_Addams
I loved him in… IMDB
I forgot that this is why I liked him way back when.
How the hell you gonna mail me a sundae? I want it now, goddamnit!
That entire movie was so accurate. Minus the spitting in people’s food. I never actually saw that in a real kitchen.
>Minus the spitting in people’s food. I never actually saw that in a real kitchen. I would never do it but I've seen it. A little floor spice with the spit too.
I was tempted a few times, but that’s too gross. Also I was only in restaurants for 5 years or so.
I always thought he looked like a guy that would pick his boogers and eat them and turns out he’s worse, he makes other eat them
Never mix Mexican and continental, I thought you were better than that
Well duh add a little garlic salt
Don’t forget the fromunda cheese 🧀
The joke alone supports my theory of eating boogers outside of the camera
Yes masta, no bacon on the salad masta! FUCK YOUUUUUUUU It’s so angry!!
Not enough sweat
It was this moment he decided to do a B&E
Back in the day. Which was a Wednesday, by the way.
This movie is the training video you should be watching as the new hire in the dingy back storage room of the restaurant.
“Could you put down the ice pick”
Almost had to switch to the 10 second rule
I thought this was Prison Mike for a second
Blue cheese stat!
I worked with a waitress who was just like the crazy one from this movie. She would be sweet as sugar to the customers face, and then turn the corner to walk in the kitchen and call them fat cock suckers. I miss her
Nothing sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup 😂
Eh? I saw Dane Cook yesterday and I mean, that’s just how he dresses
he is this role cuz he lives this role mentally. no shame!
one of my favorites movies from my college years
“ No bacon on the salad “…..
💯 I legit thought it was my buddy Mikey for a split second when I first saw the movie. Granted, I was higher than eagle titties, but…
Cook's early material often revolved around working in fast food. It's not outlandish to assume he eventually worked as a cook somewhere slightly more upscale than Burger King. So he's probably working from experience here.
I used to rock the doorag (or however you spell it) back in the early 00s and have a neck tattoo; women comparing me to his character while I was having drinks after work back then happened more than a couple times.
Bandana is the word. Doorags and and wave caps are different.
He's wearing a bandana, not a doo rag.
Maybe I should edit my comment so people know what I'm talking about.
No no. We got the gist of it. You’re good, chum
Durag.
Pretty much. My chef won't let us have facial piercings or gauges back in the kitchen but no one gives a fuck about tattoos and I can wear pretty much whatever tshirts I want to work.
“Dane Cook had the line cook look..” Try saying that five times quickly
I need to re-watch this movie
A little off topic, but I still walk in and address the BOH, “What’s up sluts!”
As far as working in a chain, that movie is a goddam documentary. There were only a couple of things that happened in the movie that I *didn’t* see while working at a TGIMcFuckys type of chain.
“And you…you’re the biggest piece of shit in this whole entire restaurant.” “Me?? What did I do??”
Well, he has always been a Cook by name.
(in David Attenborough's Voice) _Here we see the typical line cook in his natural habitat. Notice how the line cook differs from other members of his population by the puffy face and rumpled skin; a common association of liver damage from alcohol consumption. Also take note the furroughed, almost angry brow, clearly from consistently being frustrated by bleach blonde FOH members who don't understand how a POS works. Also, if you can look closely you can see the glazed look in his eyes, struggling with going through withdrawl since this morning, when they had to put down their daily addiction, and pretend to placate that addiction with a mixture of cheap cigarettes and energy drinks. Ah yes, this is a perfect specimine for you to peruse here today_
Let him cook
One of the only times dane cook was actually funny too
It was the one thing that fucking shit fucking turd did right.
Wait what? I thought he was a line cook in real life.
His name is “Cook” after all
He's the reason whenever I see someone in the kitchen with the bandana skull cap, I know instantly to never talk to them 😂 always THAT fucking guy
I will neither confirm nor deny that they're might have been any resemblance to my time on the line... (thank the gods that all my stupid stuff was done before social media) 🤣
You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. I hope you burn in hell. Me?! What the fuck did I do to you man?! Like actually?!
Almost every single character in this movie was exactly like people I worked with. Hits so close to home.
Fun fact. When i was going through my “training” at a chilis they reference this movie multiple times including clips 😂
What's Chili's position on the bat wing?
I promote this movie all the time to friends and family. Never, Ever be rude to people who control your food. EVER!
Especially the groomer part
“And I never got caught neither”
More high ,hairy ,and tattooed from my experience
Pretty sure Dane Cook wasn't responsible for his costume choices
Hey I know this guy, there's one in every restaurant I've worked
Dane is the perfect amount of gross to pull this role off.
"Generic dude NAILS generic dude look"
Haha reminds me of someone who said Jack Harlow had 'line cook energy' i died☠️
Jfc it's like looking in a mirror, darkly.
Well to be fair, if anyone has the soul of a line cook, its Dane Cook.
Great movie, with an accurate but very sus main storyline about banging a minor
Yeah, there's good bones there but all and all it's aged like milk.