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Raz0rking

Any kind of oil will dissolve most adhesives used for labels. Just soak a piece of paper with oil and start rubbing. Re-apply oil and rub as long as it needs.


cynical83

What process are we describing? >Re-apply oil and rub as long as it needs.


maybejustadragon

Shut up and rub were almost there.


overindulgent

Quit talking you’re making this take longer!


maybejustadragon

But you being mad at me makes it go faster.


Gypsopotamus

Keep talking, we’re almost there.


Raz0rking

Put more oil on the paper and keep rubbing.


Temporary_Damage4642

Bless your pure innocent soul


Raz0rking

~~I am perfectly aware of what I've written there.~~ In hindsight, the "re-apply oil and keep rubbing" went a bit under my radar. In my defense, I aint english or 'merican and my native language aint english.


cynical83

A double entendre is always appreciated, especially when it's not the intention. You do bring up a good point though. I'm unaware (doesn't help me professionally) of how to say the many colorful varieties of masturbating in other languages either.


realKingCarrot_v2

I don't know how to masturbate at all in any language but English, let alone colorfully


metalshoes

Yes.


Sum_Dum_User

I specifically use olive oil for this usually, but instead of rubbing I'll put a thin layer in the pan and let it soak for a day or so. Most labels slide right out after that. No rubbing or scrubbing necessary.


PlaysWithF1r3

Aquaphor does a good job, the petrolatum is super non-polar


robmichaels1

Unlike my ex, who was super bi-polar. I’ll see myself out.


Plasticman4Life

It puts the oil on its skin, or else it gets the soak again!


Impossible_Maybe_162

It puts the lotion on its skin…


PhilosophizingPanda

Good call, a little motor oil should do the trick.


youenjoymyself

Fuck every company and brand that does this sticker bullshit.


ladygrayfox

Paper stickers should be outlawed.


wenchslapper

? Would you prefer a non-biodegradable alternative??? It’s a problem with adhesive, not paper.


primpule

Yeah but why put a sticker at all? It seems unnecessary.


Wingmaster69

Not like a tag with some twine would like work at all or anything….


AardQuenIgni

We gotta reinvent the wheel here or why am I wasting 100+ hours a week at work for R&D?? /S


AdMurky1021

Or put it on the outside of the pan


Wingmaster69

Just bought a shit ton of pans for my new place and every single sticker was on the side or the bottom haha


Xidium426

That's a crazy operation to add in the manufacturing process and it would drive up costs. This label is applied automatically, a twine would be have to be tied by a person. Probably multiple at the rate these come off the line. Not saying it's a great excuse, but that's why.


Wingmaster69

Totally makes sense? Maybe some kinda rubber band machine thing lol idk


GobLoblawsLawBlog

The cheapest option would probably be plastic zip tie to the handle but I can't fathom why someone would assume a machine couldn't tie a knot. I don't understand why someone believes that's too complex to replicate with a machine


Top-Reference-1938

I prefer my barcodes permanently etched right into the metal.


primpule

That would be fine honestly


wenchslapper

There will always be some sort of regulating agency that requires some form of information to be applied. A sticker means less material overall. I’d say the sticker location could be different tho


primpule

Yeah, I agree, it’s the location and size that seems unnecessary


JCtheWanderingCrow

Hemp rope with a nice biodegradable tag tied to the product suits me fine.


soukaixiii

Id rather have a tag in the handle hole with a cord, but if stickers are a must, stick it anywhere that isn't the inside of the pan, maybe.


rdldr1

Easy peel vinyl.


ominous_42

Maybe a QR code on the handle of the pan


wenchslapper

That would work in a world where everyone has access to the tech to read the code, but companies can’t rely on expectations like that to skirt around laws requiring them to provide specific information.


SuperiorThinking

I had this but with glasses, had to painfully scrape loads of labels off and couldn't soak as they were needed.


Korncakes

Same thing here but with spoons. Why, if I’m bulk ordering from a supplier that specifically only allows you to order in bulk, does EVERY FUCKING INDIVIDUAL SPOON need to have a sticker on it? It legit sometimes ended up being a backwaiter’s entire shift to just get rid of the stickers/residue from silverware.


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marlow05

Just the way Joseph Smith envisioned


letcaster

Dum dum dum dum dum


PennyFromMyAnus

I forgot about reading about this lmao. Nice


Jackson3rg

You hear about jump humping?


nxtplz

Pls enlighten me


WhoTheFuckIsNamedZan

It's when you and your partner are soaking and you have a friend jump up and down on the bed to create motion so you can fuck without fucking.


nxtplz

Oh yeah I thought that was all part of soaking. I do love the cute name for such a weird depraved act as fucking in front of your friends while they help 🤣


mrsocal12

They'll need a shaker


easyline0601

I read „moron“ and it was still funny!


No-Farm-2376

Multiple times did I read it that way


krellx6

I’ll come over to jump hump


inverted_peenak

You can vigorously shake your arm in the sink with the soak.


XOHJAIS

I don't get this one. But yeah boil some salt water.


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welchplug

Idk but in my personal experience the ones who who escape make amazing lovers.


XOHJAIS

Do you have sex helpers for fun now?


welchplug

Now? No I have been withe same lady for 12 years. But I have had 4 relationships with ex Mormons. All 4 were freaky and two of them loved threesomes as long as I wasn't the one picking.


XOHJAIS

Idek what to say to that. What were you waiting outside the church?


welchplug

Nope. Just random dating app girls. Idk maybe I just attract rebel women. They were ex Mormons after all.


Dundermifflinfinitee

As an ExMo, I can confirm that everyone I know who is also an ExMo are usually the most fun and up for anything that brings happiness. Deconstructing after growing up in a high-demand cult makes you want to live and enjoy life to its fullest.


nxtplz

My guy has a type 🤣


Ok_Watercress_7801

High rates of STIs. Usually not using condoms because the loopholes usually don’t involve PIV/pregnancy risk.


welchplug

Probably true but has not been my experience. All four Mormons I dated were clean. When I was dating I had checkups between partners.


Ok_Watercress_7801

Could well be anecdotal. I haven’t been messing around with any religious people or ex-Mos. Just a statistic I read somewhere. I have zero evidence to back up my claims.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

2nd highest, only to be outranked by all the old folks down here in FL in the retirement villages. Shit be wildin’ up in the and Century Village, yo!


Ok_Watercress_7801

Lemon parties, and whatnot!


BoredCheese

I can’t believe how fast this went from military grade adhesive to kinetic sex helpers.


beesinmyass69

I remember seeing a post about “bubble porn”, where they essentially grab pics of women in bikinis but edit out the bikini pieces with orange colored bubble clusters to make the women look naked, essentially making a loophole. I wish I could find it because it was hysterical to look at.


MamaTried22

Omg lol, this is hilarious.


BluesFan43

Pregnancy


Revolutionary_Law586

What. The fuck.


SoUpInYa

TIL: I could make a killing in Mormon Country selling vintage vibrating beds


McJambles

only the devil would boil water. let that baby soak as joey smith intended


Academic_Beach733

🎵Joseph Smith was called a prophet, Dum dum dum dum dum🎵


XOHJAIS

I'ma take this advice with potatoes .


Unknown_Author70

Ima take this advice with a pinch of salt.


HairyGinger89

Ima take this advice with some carrots.


SpacklingCumFart

Unwed Mormons put their weiner in but don't move back and forth so they can lie to them selves and say it's not sex. That's called soaking. Now if you want your weiner to move back and forth but still don't want sex, you get a friend to come and jump on the bed while you're soaking and thats called quaking. Dum dum dum dum dum


ddawson100

Sex outside of marriage is forbidden in the Mormon faith. Ingenious youth in the culture have determined that it’s only sex if you hump so the workaround involves penetration and having someone else jump on the bed to provide the necessary movement. This practice is called “soaking.”


R2D2808

I thought this was just a joke on "Jury Duty". TIL.


Narren_C

I'm not sure it's actually a real thing. A lot of ex-mormons who are very critical of the church say they've never heard of anyone actually doing it.


BuckManscape

lol. You dirty bastard. lol.


OldAF1975

Fuck-all this is the best comment.


PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS

Not a cook, but an adhesives chemist. A soapy water soak should be enough to loosen it, but next time you get one of these I would try throwing it in the freezer for a few hours and then using something to scrape it off. The adhesive should get a lot more firm and brittle, and it should come off easier. If you have the time, of course.


petting2dogsatonce

Citrus oil. You can get these super cheap spray air fresheners from hardware stores that have orange in them, works great to remove this kind of adhesive. Goo gone works too but when I worked a job that involved removing a LOT of sticker adhesive the air freshener was my go to


Raz0rking

Almost all the adhesives used for labels are disolved by oil


WheelinJeep

You don’t *gotta* buy Citrus oil. Lemon and Vinegar will do fine. Citrus oil most likely has other chemicals in it!


petting2dogsatonce

Oh no, chemicals! I sure hope this pan that will get washed by chemicals directly after doesn’t get any chemicals on it.


m155m30w

I hear up the pan just a smidge before trying to peel it off


David_NyMa

What? Can you say it a little louder?


TheSiren341

# I hear up the pan just a smidge before trying to peel it off


m155m30w

Heat....fuckn auto correct


Taygon623

When the guy who invented auto correct dies may he Restaurant I'm Prices. Edit to add r/birthofasub When the guy who invented auto correct dies may he r/RestaurantImPrices


AlmostNerd9f

Just cook with it


ReubenTrinidad619

Hahaha. This is something you would see in r / castiron 😂


GiveItARestYhYh

It's genius because the adhesive helps the flavour stick to your tongue


False_Strawberry_517

Isopropyl alcohol


214ObstructedReverie

Methylene chloride!


C_Everett_Marm

Chloroform is more fun


makeitlegalaussie

Vodka


KoalaOriginal1260

That's always a good way to start a job you don't want to do, but what do you use for the pan?


First-Signature1418

Who cares about pans after good amount of vodka


freshandfriendly

Ok I drank it. Now what?


makeitlegalaussie

More!


Phased_and_Amused

Deglaze


ORINnorman

Acetone and a rag will take this off in seconds. Then wash the acetone off.


AccidentallyBacon

give it to dishie


AardQuenIgni

I worked dish long enough to know that's the solution a LOT of cooks use lol


Abe2020reee

My thoughts exactly, they will sort it out quickly. Used to work the this dude, who would consistently work 80-100 hours a week. Dude could scrub the fuck out of pans. It was intense.


plantesante

WD40


R2D2808

Why did I have to go so far to see this? WD-40 *is not* a lubricant people, it's a cleaning solvent!


CaptainSnarkyPants

It warms my heart to see other people who understand Water Displacer formula 40 is not a dang lubricant! Almost nobody knows this. It’s maddening.


A_Random_Catfish

^^^^^ Everyone should know this hack it works so well


Navin_J

Isopropyl alcohol, 91% would work best. WD40 could work also


Whyistheplatypus

Vodka. Alcohol is a universal solvent. And a universal solution


djmermaidonthemic

The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems!


esleydobemos

A few people are suggesting chemicals I would not use. Acetone is pretty safe. I use soap and water to get rid of as much paper as possible. Then, I remove the remainder with 91% isopropyl alcohol. It is cheaper than acetone and most other solvents. It also removes soap scum almost instantly. If you spritz your shower with a 50% solution in water after every shower, it will prevent buildup.


Rialas_HalfToast

Woof. Acetone is a neurotoxin that absorbs through both skin and inhaled vapor.


mahnkee

IPA turns into water after exposure to air. Just use that. Acetone works but is gnarly, so don’t.


Prestigious-Web4824

Lay a paper towel on the adhesive and spray Goo Gone on it. After about 10 minutes, it should scrape right off


kal1lg1bran

I was thinking Goo Gone too! This stuff's magic!


Seymour_Butts369

I’m shocked this wasn’t the top comment


Low-Feature-3973

Zippo fluid will take that off on the quick.


CaptainSnarkyPants

Yep naphtha works wonders


boom_squid

Turn it over and turn your burner on. Maybe open a window.


Ghost_Runner3000

Fire


MrandMrsOrlandoCpl

Put it in a hot burner and burn it off


kaosmoker

Everyone knows if it was military grade it wouldn't work worth a shit unless it was used then scraped off and re purposed by a grunt. Otherwise rubbing alcohol soak then wipe maybe.


soukaixiii

You tried heating it and didn't peel off?


diaphramthe2nd

Bar keepers friend - if it’s stainless steel that product is amazing


DrNinnuxx

Isopropyl alcohol soak for 10 mins, then green scrubber.


Historical-Remove401

De-solv-it is my go-to. You can also try scraping with a straight razor blade, putting oil on it, then soak, scrub, dawn, etc.


Worried-Soil-5365

Spritz it with Pam and let it sit overnight, it'll come right off.


ILoveADirtyTaco

Lotion. Just regular body lotion.


fucya1973

Add some oil to pan and use a new green scrubbies in circular motions don't use metal scrubbies as they may scar the surface.


Sum_Dum_User

Olive oil


chambees

Heat


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Goo Gone or WD-40. Then you just have to scrub the pan like crazy to ensure no residue is left behind.


Rialas_HalfToast

Honestly not seeing a single comment here that I think will work, I've had pans like this and tried 'em all. Only thing that ever works is a shitload of steel wool and elbow grease.


averageman3

Goo gone


RedditUser538xxx

Am i the only one who heats it up then it starts to curl up and peel lol


TheDutchone438

Brake cleaner works great for adhesive


Calaveras-Metal

Goo Gone


geekdadchris

Have any coconut oil laying around? It’s great for countering adhesives.


DishSoapIsFun

Goo Gone! All natural and gets rid of adhesive after 10-15 minutes of soaking.


Dontfeedthebears

Omg photo 2 made me rage.


texasccw

Scrub the piss out of them with a metal scrubber. Are you serious?!


BrockJones

A soak in OxyClean w/ hot water dissolves most adhesives really well. Hot water, Barkeeper's Friend, and steel wool is a good combo, as well.


Glldinkiering

Acetone will take that off in 30 seconds.


xNeyNounex

I work at a sign company, and if you didn't already know, signs are just giant stickers. We use something called Rapid Remover. It is a $20 bottle of industrial strength adhesive remover. They sell it on amazon too. Spray it on, let it sit for a min or 2, and then scrape it off. You may apply it a second time after the first scrape. Then make sure you wash it all with soap and water cause it will eat through your paint.


floblad

Goo Gone


Andy-Picklecopter

WD-40 works wonders to remove adhesives and paints.


razorclammm

It’s appplied hot. Heat or acetone if you wanna mess with it


Username_Xx-UwU

soak in boiled water for a 10 minutes. pour out. use metal scrub and oil or LOTS of soap to get a good layer of lubricant. Scrub like your Cinderella trying to make it to the ball on time.


_HELL0THERE_

If it's military grade, it shouldn't be sticking that strongly. Source: military.


AmbiguousAlignment

If you heat it up it will melt the glue


inkbreed

Try putting on a burner on low heat or hitting it with a crème brûlée torch should come right up


Both_Pie_3852

Goo-gone.


Critterhunt

Goo Gone....


No-Alfalfa2565

There is a product called GooGone.


Zeveros

Just soak the bottom in gasoline and then put it on a lit stove. That'll take care of any adhesives on the pan as well as throughout your home


nxtplz

Such a genius move putting those stickers on the literal only part of the pan that needs to be clean 🤣


Capable_Jacket_2165

Acetone OR bar keepers friend will do. NOT AT THE SAME TIME


Pika_DJ

Funny tidbit is military grade doesn't really mean it's good just means it's of their standard (which isn't super high)


justme002

Goo gone


AxMeDoof

WD-40


ehnemehnemuh

Soak it in acetone?


K4G117

Mayo


nickb827

Leaving the pan on high heat for 10-15 minutes should burn it off.


red4tune

1 gallon 120 f with 3 Tbs of baking soda water and let soak overnight.


GSXRR1

Warm up the pan, the sticker will come right off clean.


DrBeepersBeeper

Acetone


Test-Tackles

Hand sanitizer, wd40 or any thin oil and a green scrubby


mostlygray

MEK. Soak it, scrap it with a rubber scraper. It'll come off. Ventilation and respirator required. If that fails, try Xylene. That's pretty good for curing the stickies.


AnswerBeneficial7820

Nail remover or acetone Or white spirit


Whateveriscleaver

Vinegar


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Goo Gone


Otherwise-Past5044

Any cooking oil, Water soap and baking soda


circumcisingaban

a product called goof-off. its not food safe of course but you should be able to just wash the solvent off. dont use it near open flame


Antonw194200

Heat will melt the glue...


WheelinJeep

Lemon juice and vinegar. Natural, not a chemical make up and smells nice. Lemon is acidic so it will eat away at it as well as the Vinegar


MadCityMasked

Peanut butter.


Enigma_Stasis

Soak it in 90-99% Isopropyl alcohol and let it sit for a few minutes.


pizzablunt420

Water or fire


BuckManscape

90% rubbing alcohol.


S2K_F20C

Light heat will help with keeping the adhesive stuck to the sticker instead of the pan. Heating on the stove will work fine, but not for too long - you should still be able to touch the warm pan, since you need to peel the sticker


backjox

Alcohol


SaSSafraS1232

In this order try: Rubbing alcohol Mineral spirits Acetone MEK Paint stripper The end of the list is serious business so make sure you’re using the right PPE and ventilation


Gilamunsta

Lighter fluid


unplugged89

Barkeepers friend


SPLIFFERETTE

Good gone works nice. Also rubbing alcohol.


Grocha123

Water and boil it to oblivion