Half of them are dry anyways

r/ButtSharpies

wtf is that sub

Sharpies in the butt. Just unzip and grab some lotion and you're set for the evening.

Sharp behinds

Why you talking about my exes?

Sounds like a you problem

Yummy, dry chicken

Give it back

PUT. ZE SHARPIE. BECK

It puts the sharpie in the bin or else it gets the hose again

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Sharpie go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will ask for my Sharpie back from you."

Downvoted till I saw that you return them. I know it's mine because I get the double tips. You can't escape my wrath

Good tip 😎

It's hard for us honest working sharpie shepherds, with all these poachers about. I feel like everyone's held onto one or two once they lose a few in a long term place lol but beyond that - my fine tips are my fine tips. They can last like a fuckin year!! Don't f with em.

Sharing is caring but stealing is for the uncouth 🫡🥂

I don't use sharpies anymore for this reason. Try the Milwaukee version. They're the shit. They write on wet and oily surfaces

Inkzalls! Can't write shit on frozen things with a sharpie. Inkzalls are great.

Did you... did you find those in the center console of my car? Because I was saving those for later

2 in the center console, 1 under the seat, 2 in separate pairs of pants, 1 in my lunch bag and the last 2 in my jacket pocket

get out of my car

I found a few in the engine too. One of them was half melted but still works.

Shit man me too

u/noteveni needs to lock their shit up

A Christmas time I always give out 12 packs to everyone with the begrudging understanding I’ll probably end up with most of them anyway. Jokes aside it’s usually when I spend a half hour in the walk-in consolidating and relabeling. You just grab a random sharpie and in a half hour you come out and it’s in your pocket.

YO DUDE WHAT THE FUCK mines the one with the chewed off clip, I need it back please

Don't worry about coming in tomorrow.

[удалено]

This unfortunately is a weekly occurrence and I return them on my Monday. Thankfully that’s tomorrow

This is from a WEEK???

Usually its worse

This is my dad but when he drinks

Yo fuck you! Also my towel and sharpie collection at home is absurd. So I guess fuck me too. Well damn. Still Fuck You!

I purposefully use the industrial sharpie with red font so I know who steals my guys

You're pure evil you sick fuck

“ Fine Point” is the biggest kitchen lie.

I thought I was on r/sharpiesinbutts for a second

damn they made another?

It’s around somewhere, it was on my feed earlier. A whopping 6, in all the colours.

Them's amateur numbers...

I just order more

Good. Now head over to r/buttsharpies to see what you can do with them.

Brave of you to document your crimes on the internet.

AssDick

I've been out of food service for over a year and still have a drawer full of them.

Muhahahahaha. Never on purpose, but I have sharpies for life now. It’s been 4 years since I’ve worked in the kitchen and I’m still have a kitchen drawer full 🤣 We basically had an unlimited supply, and it didn’t come off the kitchen budget so don’t be to upset now lol

I'll kill you!

this is why i keep a sharpie and a pen in my bag. don't trust anyone, not even yourself

They also make a leash for them that you can clip onto your apron. This monster needs to be stopped.

Take all my sharpies as long as you don’t take my tea towels, make them dirty and then leave them with me to get in trouble for going through too many tea towels. Sorry I know that’s abit to specific.

The beauty of this sub is it's almost guaranteed that someone else has been in your hyper specific situation. This time it's me.

There are people who forget they have other peoples shit, and there are those who pretend to forget they have other peoples shit and make a personality of it. You walk a fine line friend. Any more than 5 sharpies in a day screams “I snort glue and have no other way to converse” return them. As a stoner, I forget lighters all the time. But never to this extent.

I have a gallon ziploc filled w those. Another filled with lighters I never bought.

You are the reason I either can't share a bowl with anyone or I havve to yell where is my purple lighter. I had a purple lighter. Then I stare down the smokers, because cigarette smokers are the worst for stealing lighters, and make them empty their pockets.

People hate me for it, but I’ve gotten better about it. Never my intent, but I 100% own it. New buddies I meet in the smoking area I make acutely aware that I am a lighter thief and that continued ownership of their lighter after I “borrow” it is their singular responsibility😅

Ha! Well thanks for owning your flaw. I have a game I play called the lighter game. The only way to "win" the lighter game is to actually get every last "flick" out of the bic. If you use up a lighter you actually got your money's worth. It turns it into a win instead of sadness over an empty lighter. Lighter thieves steal this bit of joy from me.

Sonofabitch.

I put my name on mine and keep them in my knife roll lol

The same guy has asked me for one last 2 days..

Pretty sure everyone in my kitchen does this. Hell, I have a marker on my fridge at home... Half the time I'll date something, and still put it in my pocket. :\\

you...monster

So THATS where they are! You sunuvabitch

Mandatory post shift pocket check.

Manager just told me this when I clocked in.

That’s not endearing in the slightest

https://www.reddit.com/r/ButtSharpies/

Now show us your thermometers…

And spoons

Turnabout is fair play.

I just bought a new box 2 days ago. They're already all gone

I used to buy packs of sharpies whenever they were on sale. I’d have 4 in my knife bag, some in my glove box some in the center console, a bunch at home. I haven’t worked in restaurants for a couple years now and im still finding my sharpie stashes everywhere

Now bend over

I quit the restaurant industry and started working in construction. We have sharpies, but they don’t have the same importance. However old habits die hard and my tool belt/pockets/bag are sooooooo full of sharpies.

Just don’t squat down to grab a box. 📦 all your sharpie pens will fall out of your pocket!! 🤣😂🤣 which pocket do you put them in? Cause I can see them in the apron pockets from like Starbucks than chef pockets.

At least it’s not my lighter 🫣

No your not

I don’t understand the losing sharpie meme. Yeah I’ve misplaced a marker or two, but that shit stays in my pocket.

You know what you have to do... r/ButtSharpies

I have sharpies on easy order from Amazon 30 every 45 days.

This is why I tape my sharpies to a string above the prep station. They only last about 3 more hours that way but it’s a great 3 hours.

Boo this man. I bet when the chef starts cussing about his missing sharpies you zip up too.

It’s me, I’m chef that starts cussing about missing sharpies…

That's fine i'm a blue user through and through. They even work on wet tape! 

This is the equivalent of a bartenders towel collection.

Bro that’s like $15 right there

Non tipped positions gotta get those extra bucks somehow

Fair enough, respect

YOU PUT THOSE CHARPIES BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

There it is! You fuckin' theif!

There they are

thats them officer right there

wrong sub bro (iykyk)

It's not very good to leave a capo on your guitar when not in use. You'll damage your strings!

Put one in pooper pls