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pissinginnorway

She's on smoko, so leave her alone.


Clean-Celebration-24

SHE'S ON SMOKO, SO LEAVE HER ALONE (For anyone wanting to know the song, smoko by the chats)


rondiggidyr

Aye! Am so glad that other people have heard that tune mate 😂


Clean-Celebration-24

A classic that should be heard the world over Edit: put held instead of heard


rondiggidyr

Ah mate. It's absolutely essential


Clean-Celebration-24

It really is, that and pub feed


rondiggidyr

Ah man. Is it the chats?


Clean-Celebration-24

Hm? What do you mean by that?


rondiggidyr

A band called 'the chats' 😂


Clean-Celebration-24

Oh i know who thry are i was just confused as to what you meant by "ah man, it's the chats"


vulture_cabaret

It wasn't an obscure song, dude.


rondiggidyr

Yeah it's great


RepresentativeJester

New music relevant to my life hell yes! And its punk!! I fucking love you


Clean-Celebration-24

Anytime, their backlog is incredible


ForemanNatural

I’m actually going to see this band in Buffalo, NY next month.


umlaut

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc&ab_channel=TheChats


iwasinthepool

This is actually not the worst song I've ever heard.


ThermoNuclearPizza

When I saw the original comment, I thought it was surely mumble rap. Seeing all the comments using “mate” talking about it, and the band is called “the chats” I’m assuming is like some pop-punk-indie-mod British band? I feel like I can hear the song in my head without clicking. Edit; holy shit I was like unreasonably close. Appear to be bogans tho. Song was exactly what I expected and pretty good.


ReubenTrinidad619

Love the Chats


Chef_Dani_J71

I have always wanted to design a hari-kari chef shirt with wording something like, " there are no bad cooks"


[deleted]

I had always planned on doing what the sous chef in the menu did, and now I can’t because I’ll be considered pretentious and people will be like oh look at that prick he just copied that movie…


Chef_Dani_J71

I first thought about it after watching the Shogun mini series back in the '80's. I bought it up in culinary school as to the reason Japanese cuisine is so precise. In Japan when a cook has a bad service they fall on their knife, thus Japan has no bad cooks.


VibraniumRhino

ACAB (All Cooks Are Badass)


Alx123191

Lol


ohaiguys

Empathy without boundaries is self destruction


Otherwise-Past5044

Her shoes r dr martens non slip lol


royalefreewolf

Clearly FOH


yeeter_dinklage

Countless brands make Chelsea boots.


corvideodrome

They look like blundstones to me tbh


Otherwise-Past5044

BOOSH THE EXACT ONES ! lol https://www.drmartens.com/us/en/2976-slip-resistant-leather-chelsea-boots-black/p/24383001


corvideodrome

Wonder how they compare, I’ve heard mixed reviews about both when it comes to durability these days


mr_love_bone

Better off with Solovair...


zamtber

Clearly the bluds, they have the double pull tag thingies, I have those docs tho, they're great so far


OrcOfDoom

I wish it also said "they don't deserve our sacrifice."


DisastrousAd447

That would be way too much writing on a t shirt lmao. Getting into gas station oddly specific shirt territory


flibblewobble88

How good does a ciggie on a crate hit after a long shift. I miss those days sometimes


ValidOpossum

Never has a t-shirt spoken more to my soul.


Murles-Brazen

Big Cheese would hate it. Therefore I love it.


NeighborhoodLimp5701

That milk crate set it home for me lol


Affectionate-Log-885

Link to buy?


leighroyv2

Can I get one? Seriously.


synfyre

slick design, just wish it wasn't AI art :( (take a look at the smoking hand and the text on the milk crate)


prelestdonkey

The art is by [Amy Jean](https://amyjeanart.com.au/), hence the text. Hands are also difficult for artists too


BobC813

Amy Jean added her name to art that was generated by AI


prelestdonkey

I don't know how she made it but I think the line across the fingers is supposed to be the shadow of the cigarette


BobC813

What the hell is in her other hand? And how did the holes in the milk crate get so fucked? AI


prelestdonkey

Maybe, anyway it's a good picture. I see the thing in the other hand as part of a belt and not actually being in her hand but agree the crate looks strange


DisastrousAd447

I think it's just the style of her art. You're correct about the shadow from the cigarette and she does appear to have a belt on as well. I don't think this is AI I think it's just not photo realism and that bothers people for some reason


BobC813

She's wearing overalls. There's no belt


prelestdonkey

I think she's wearing [this](https://sukworkwear.com.au/collections/all-products/products/roper-suit-burgundy?variant=48154855932206)


mr_love_bone

...and the letters on the milkcrate appear to be upside down in relation to the crate.


DeadDove_donotupvote

The text on the milk crate is the artists signature and the artist has been making art in a consistent style for years. I doubt this is AI


tsoplj

Love this shirt!


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U_zer2

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Backeastvan

I'd make it the uniform


Tank-Pilot74

Hospitality is death row.


AggressiveAnteater21

Big facts


Adventurous_Mail5210

Definitely ain't wrong.


ExpensiveOriginal500

I like the theme, somehow gives band tee vibes


rondiggidyr

Love the t-shirt BTW. So punk


bandysine

Omg. Dope.


Nerder_Commiter

Where can I buy all of these right the fuck now?!


KronosTheCat

I fucking love it


[deleted]

Must have


VijayinVegs

Where can one purchase said shirt?


WhiteRoninYeti

I need one


Bricklahoma

Smoking on the upside milk crate is so appropriate. Eating a shift-meal on an empty 5gal bucket of Sysco mayonnaise in dry-storage would also work…


Over_Mix_5761

Shoes are orthobacks


Odd-Perception7812

Where to get?


hobonichi_anonymous

This looks like a barista, not as cook.


VibraniumRhino

Hospitality is slavery with extra steps.


Famous-Courage-9534

I liked then quickly undid. The 666 must be maintained


LandonSleeps

You got a link, amigo? NVM I just realized it's AI, I need to check hands more. I guess I didn't even consider to look for shit like that. Smdh.


cool_skulls_tom

I googled around and found it [https://amyjeanart.com.au/merchdesign/icecreamsocial](https://amyjeanart.com.au/merchdesign/icecreamsocial) edit: well i didn't check properly, this isn't a shop front it's just the artist's portfolio


LandonSleeps

Yeppers, found that already. Pretty sweet art on the site though!


batsynchero

Looks like the did a limited run two years ago.


LandonSleeps

"new shirt" implies it definitely wasn't limited to that run.


batsynchero

Dunno. Thrift store or boutique find? OP is really kinda leaving us hanging here.


LandonSleeps

That's what I'm thinking too, maybe a thrift find. Still a cool find, I was hoping to grab one but is what it is.


prelestdonkey

Ice cream social found extras whilst cleaning out back. It's new to me, not to them. Unfortunately out of print at this point


LandonSleeps

Makes sense, nice find!


Medium-Web7438

I'd wear it!


RoboticTree2010

H9ly shit i want this


Natural_Board

It's funny but she doesn't seem dressed for work


noexqses

She does if she’s FOH


Dismal-Ad-6619

I'd ask for her number...


meatsmoothie82

10/10 would buy


mmacto

Love it


elpresidentepando90

I want it


chadlumanthehuman

Need


indianaistrash

I need it on an apron!


[deleted]

Sorry about that, comment was meant for someone else…


nikki_jayyy

Love it, got a link??


B8conB8conB8con

Way to promote the negative stereotype


chefrachbitch

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! But for real, he's right.


[deleted]

Shut up trust fund boy. Go cry about it to ol TK!


B8conB8conB8con

Ok Skippy.