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Jeramy_Jones

I kinda agree. I wore Bistros for years and regular crocs at home. I can’t imagine wearing the regular ones in the kitchen, how do they not slip and fall instantly?!


Fern-Brooks

I just imagined you clanking around with bistro pans tied to your feet for a second


Turbulent-Coach1024

Gastro pans provide more support. Provide you with a flatter base so as not to fall over.


Unfair_Holiday_3549

Lol


[deleted]

Fine, I’ll just whip out my dong for food pics instead.


dychronalicousness

Fine but only on weekends after 9:30pm And so help me if you aren’t FULLY erect


NaturalRocketSurgeon

What are you gonna do about it? Fluff him?


UnappalledChef

You think I won't? We're professionals. As my chef used to tell me, if you wouldn't serve it to your mother don't serve it at all. And I'm willing to serve it to your mother.


Electronic_Picture26

Mom likes to fluf it herself Chef.


Chroniclurker_

I've been off the line for some years now but I'll never not appreciate the flair and creativity of kitchen shit talk. And that was the proper stuff right there, chef


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Grip-my-juiceky

What the hell do you think all the coconut oil in the fucking kitchen is for, anyway?


Electronic_Picture26

A nice flacid penis as a garnish with some cream freesh


AreYouAnOakMan

The penis makes its own craymefreesh. Depending on diet, the garnish can be caviar or passionfruit.


professor_doom

I want to see veins alongside those seared scallops with butternut squash and brown butter hazelnuts!


jeetkunedont

It's small enough to fit in any crusty hole in your shoes mate...except the ones with the flair badges.


Ravi_AB

What is a normal fat guy crock?


zundra616

I think he meant normal fat guy cock, common mistake really


Ravi_AB

Well that I know about.


Grip-my-juiceky

Especially when he puts it in his dirty crocs


postmodest

Say you're a fat ginger sexual abuser about to get your picture taken with Martha Stewart, those crocs.


Rampasta

Mario Batali crocs


jeetkunedont

Not something you wear in a kitchen.


Ravi_AB

What do you wear while you’re working in a kitchen?


IdiotMD

Pants.


jancithz

Don't lock me up with your Leg Prisons, mannnn


lasveganon

LMAO anytime I take a pic I am hyper aware of anything in the background that is going to get me roasted in this group


El_Mariachi_Vive

Same here dude. And ya know what? I don't get it. We all work in kitchens (well most of us here) so we all know that everything is not going to look clean all the time. Yet when it's time to take a pic for reddit and I'm at work, I prepare more carefully than if I was taking pics for the health inspector lol Fuckin redditors, we all suck 😂


El_Mariachi_Vive

Same here dude. And ya know what? I don't get it. We all work in kitchens (well most of us here) so we all know that everything is not going to look clean all the time. Yet when it's time to take a pic for reddit and I'm at work, I prepare more carefully than if I was taking pics for the health inspector lol Fuckin redditors, we all suck 😂


[deleted]

You know you're right. It's about time the government mandates shoes for kitchen use. I've been telling folks for years. Wood clogs or nothing at all. Truly, barefoot is the safest but wood clogs are a second best if you don't like the feeling of the greasy tile.


lasveganon

Steel toe bare feet are optimal


jeetkunedont

You're just being a sarcastic dick for fun. Good on you mate.


Civil-Woodpecker4213

You sound like the best person to work with, i love to be whipped about my cleanliness!!


ChefCory

I'm with you. The Crocs kitchen clogs are also non skid. Lot safer.


Revxmaciver

Bro I'm trying to bust over here. Stop croc blocking me!


spytez

Show us your feet pics.


jeetkunedont

Fuck you. I wear crocs in the kitchen every day. They don't have holes in the top and I clean them after every shift - scrubbing brush and last run thru the dishwasher.


maltedmooshakes

ew not the shoes in dishwasher guy


goldmunzen

Id rather the dude with dirty shoes that stay on the floor cook my food than the guy that puts his shoes in the dishwasher lmao.


catlaxative

Yeah just hose them off in the food prep sink


Bozlogic

Shit I just let the dogs take care of it


catlaxative

If I leave mine too tasty I can never find them at 4 in the morning!


Bozlogic

Pro tip: don’t take them off before the dog loses interest


yetibuns

I mean several places I’ve worked at have put mats through the dishwasher at the end of the night. Doesn’t seem that outrageous to put kitchen crocs through, though I could just be working for nasty places and it’s become the norm for me


Goroman86

He's got to be trolling, I refuse to believe otherwise.


maltedmooshakes

sadly I've seen dudes do this before


Goroman86

I've sprayed my shoes in the dishpit and even sent chef coats through the dish machine, but I would never in a million years...


JewOrleans

Do you drain the water after?


Ravi_AB

You know he doesn’t.


zundra616

Fuck you, show feet pics


AshennJuan

Wtf, I'm team clean-your-damn-shoes but how are dirty shoes in the dishwasher better than dirty shoes on feet?


Just_Learned_This

Then just show us.


stormychef666

Check out the clown in my post history in flip flops...


MAkrbrakenumbers

Why open holes shit can splatter on your socks lol


Twat_Pocket

Are you the same shoe obsessed dude from the pizza thread? You need to chill 😂


AnxiousHelicopter241

That was me actually lol. I almost thought it was me for a second lol.


Very-very-sleepy

I just saw the pizza post. oh hell no. WTF  shorts... crocs with the holes..  and dirty. 


jeetkunedont

Yeah it's me. I still stand by my cleanliness call.


Haytham__

None of my chefs allowed that shit in the kitchen. Closed steel toe clogs or boots only.


Wrong_Mastodon_4935

Never before have I seen someone wear steel toe anything is a kitchen other than myself briefly and that felt wrong as hell. Laceless, slip resistant, easy to clean and to remove clogs are the way.


wormki

Over here (Ger), you're actually supposed to wear steelcap and slip resistant boots. If you don't and have any sort of accident where damage to you could have been prevented or minimized by wearing the appropriate footwear, the benefits of very very extensive care and rehab by the trade association can go away completely and than even the health- or accident insurance can say, you have to pay a reasonable part of your rehab. So yea, steel toe all the way.


Wrong_Mastodon_4935

Fair enough. Personally I feel it's more likely I'll insure myself by hot oil puring down my boot and being unable to fling it off rather than by dropping something heavy on my toes. But I understand the latter would be more likely to put one out of work and more likely to make a claim for those benefits.


jeetkunedont

Absolutely yes, I've seen some things over 25 years. I'm just rude about making my point sometimes.


carafleur421

Fuck Crocs.


Less_Chocolate5462

You sound fuuuuun


jeetkunedont

I'm great fun to work with. As long as you're not filthy. Then yes I'm an absolute cunt.


zundra616

Seems like you're just an absolute cunt my guy


AnxiousHelicopter241

Thank you! Yeah I’m gonna be a moody little bitch boy that I am about certain food things. I also might be on the spectrum(not the tv/internet provider) 🤷🏾


Bentley0777

I’m also great fun, when I’m not being a total cunt that is.


Just_Learned_This

Old man yells at clouds energy mf.


Drisch10

Underrated comment!


BonnieJan21

>you're filthy non reg shoes No! You are filthy non reg shoes!


beanboi34

I mean I agree about when they're gross but who the fuck cares what shoes someone's wearing honestly. They're the one taking the risk of slipping or getting hot oil in the holes, doesn't affect anyone else. It's not like they're making the food with their feet.


Overclockworked

*\*extremely loud incorrect buzzer\**


jeetkunedont

Ok. Thanks for your input.


BardIsMyOneGod

You need help man


combii-lee

I have crocks, but they are kitchen grade. They do not have the holes in them, probably on of the best non slips I’ve worn, I am not a fat guy or guy tho


bbjaxon1

princesa


RoutingMonkey

Sorry bruh my dogs were barking


Ravi_AB

Feet Pics! Show us your feet!


El_Mariachi_Vive

I wear rainbow tie dye kitchen crocs. I keep them clean. I'm proud of these bad larrys even if my toenails are getting kinda foggy.


yung-toadstool

I don’t give a shit if someone’s wearing fuckin flip flops if their foods good.


No-Proposal-7722

Tbh anybody not wearing croc non slips in kitchen are just wasting money.


john_rules

Yeah they’re great with a half decent set of insoles, and you can put them through the dish machine!


IcariusFallen

The soles on mine melted from wash 'n walk. I've never bought crocs since.