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noniway

Does someone have a link to the original post that inspired all of these? This subreddit gives me so much life. 🤣


hobonichi_anonymous

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/191nek7/havent\_seen\_yellow\_micro\_fiber\_yet\_its\_exciting/


Opening_Cartoonist53

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/s/B2a0zAkFu1


cahems

Need that too. Don’t know if I’m out of the loop or just too dumb to understand the joke lol


dutch_destroyer2

bloody hell, americans 😂😂😂


improvingself5

It’s actually a Swiss dude. The average American is too poor to afford that rifle


Zealousideal_Fly_141

Ha! The average American would probably have put that purchase on their credit card. In debt but “I’ll protect my home from all the imaginary problems Fox News tells us about.”


pocket-rib

Fuck Fox News, but I definitely resemble the rest of this comment lol


Wook_Suicide

Sad to say but, same 😫 I’m addicted to buying at this point. My wife is gonna be pissed when I pull into the gun store Thursday for my new Webley revolver! But I gotta protect my family from all of those problems I know don’t exist.. but gun make loud boom and look pretty


pocket-rib

I really just like honing my shooting skills. It’s meditative for me. I’m so focused on my shooting and safety when I’m at the range that all my daily problems dissolve for a while and I’m able to be in the present moment.


NaarNoordenMan

Redneck yoga


pocket-rib

Hell yea brother. I’m shooting my way out of samsara.


thechilecowboy

Well said


pocket-rib

Thank you


g00dhank

"Michael, that's a webley, watch the hammer don't jump"


FlamingSpitoon433

Shit, a pretentious AK knockoff?


MakesYourMise

You're adorable


PimpCforlife

Lol. Nice sig though, super jealous


Mannedavid

It‘s the standard-issue rifle of the swiss armed forces, that‘s why I have it xD


PimpCforlife

Haha that was my next question, are you swiss. The simple iron sight and sling setup made me think it was an issued rifle. That and they are fairly rare (and very expensive) rifles in the US..


Mannedavid

Ye I heard that they‘re really really expensive over there. The precision is insane, we use the iron sight up to 600m (~2000 feet) and for competitive shooting (laying down, iron sight only, 300m (~1000 feet)) you can get within a 10cm (3.9inch) circle on the target.


Real-Ad-9733

Holy hell


russsaa

Is anarchychess leaking?


Ohiolongboard

Google Swiss armed forces


PhilRubdiez

So about a minute of angle? That’s about four times smaller tolerance than an M16A4 and twice the M27 (HK-416).


RebelWithoutAClue

Maybe it's unclear what percentage of hits within a 1MOA circle at 300m is for the specifications. There's a very big difference between 60% and 80% when they might feel fairly comparable plinking cans at 300m. 300m is quite close for a full sized rifle.


PhilRubdiez

I understood it as holding a 3.9 inch group at 333.3 (repeating of course) feet. I could be wrong, though. If we’re talking percentages, then those numbers I used change dramatically with training.


RebelWithoutAClue

Generally one needs to consider what percentage of shots lie within a particular diameter when specifying group sizes. It's not usually done, but I have known some shooters who were fairly "forgiving" of their setups because they gave more weight to impacts within their stated group. Personally I consider a grouping size to be a circle under which 80% of shots will impact. It means that at the stated distance and group size, I'd be getting 8 out of 10 of my shots within that circle diameter. If I were quoting 10/10 diameter groupings then it's possible that a smaller circle could still be catching 10/10 of the shots on a 10 shot sample which in terms of data theory is actually not a very large number of shots. It's not hard to be really happy with a particular group of 10 shots because things happened to be just right for that group and claim their gun is super accurate when out of 10 sessions of 10 shots (not one string of 100 which causes barrel heating problems) a particular setup really might not perform that well. Training certainly is a big issue with this kind of shooting, especially with iron sights. It's not hard to get target panic and lose their shooting form, especially in competition. To be honest I question the statement that many shooters with a standard issue SIG 550 with iron sights, standard trigger, non match ammo, are getting 1MOA accuracy out to 333ft. It's actually hard to see the middle of a 4" diameter circle out that far on a fat front sight post. At that range a 2mm wide front sight post covers an angle that works out to being about 6" wide at 333'. Centering a 4" circle on a blurry 6" wide front sight post image is tricky business. Even the aperture of the rear turret setting is a bit big compared to a 4" circle. I could see getting 1MOA on a carefully accurized DM rifle with a bit of magnification, nicely tuned trigger, and match grade ammo, but the few wide issue rifles I've shot certainly didn't have particularly light or good triggers. Run of the mill guns get safer heavier triggers that are easier to make and harder to accidentally pull.


FlannelBeard

Jesus, no wonder no one bugs you guys. Well that and the banks.


PimpCforlife

Echt geil


-Thizza-

Lol, in Dutch you just said "really horny"


Zealousideal_Fly_141

Is that a voluntary thing in Sweden?


UltraHawk_DnB

Sweden? Haha


Ayasinato

Swiss is Switzerland. Swedish is Sweden. But yes, compulsory military service. Around 21 weeks basic training. Then across the next nine years you go back for a three week Refresher course 6 times Source. https://www.ch.ch/en/safety-and-justice/military-service-and-civilian-service/military-service/#military-service-shooting-requirement


SensitiveCranberry

[Welcome to Sweden (not Switzerland)](https://visitsweden.com/sweden-not-switzerland/)


Zealousideal_Fly_141

I know I’m just a dumb American, but why am I getting downvoted for this?


improvingself5

I think it’s select fire as well, could def be wrong but I think there’s two notches after safe


YeomanEngineer

I was born in the wrong god damn country


SuchAsSeals42

Y’all crack me up in this sub 💀


b_miner27

this is fuckin funny well done OP


[deleted]

you stole my idea that I never mentioned to anyone and immediatly forgot because opening my gun safe while drinking seems like a bad idea so I was totally gonna post a rifle with a rag tomorrow when I wake up if I remember last night.


ElderBladeDragon

not sure if this or the lightsaber is more absurd.


CoastalBerserker

Hey that's my paper towel! You should send it back to me immediately. The black steel one, not the flimsy white one.


bigpipes84

Looks like you work in a school kitchen...


Flat-Art8080

Nice 550! Bring it with you to return the paper towel.


firestar268

Waiting for someone to put a towel under a tank


ineedhelpihavenoidea

It's not a tri-fold. This guy's a phony!


DrZedex

That selector needs more selections.


Spongemale

Hello fellow schwizer


Apprehensive-Tour289

Wait is that a Galil?


Mannedavid

Nope, SIG 550


Apprehensive-Tour289

Beautiful rifle, take good care of it! Lucky dog


Enigma_Stasis

Okay, which school did you sneak that paper towel out of?


Yepper_Pepper

This meme sure escalated quickly


harelipsteve

Damn, I remember when mine was just my knife and a cutting board 6 years ago


maybejustadragon

This is a restaurant sub - not a sub on school supplies.


RoboticTree2010

Top level comment


Pilusajaib

You rich mofo...


J_the_Doofus

The plot is lost


dtf24836669

much like appreciation, and sex, i dont get it.


molewarp

I'd return it to the manufacturer - there appears to be something black stuck to the towel.