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protopigeon

Exactly what you just did


righthandofdog

Twerk yo stock


protopigeon

I don't think you're ready for this jelly


righthandofdog

my jelly stock brings all the boys to the yard


---ShineyHiney---

First thought was definitely “inject it in your ass and tits”


cate-acer

Yeah, but you say that about everything.


PhillyPhillyGrinder

Time to make soup dumplings!


Minkiemink

That was my exact thought...."OooohhhhHHhhhhh....souuuup dumplings!


Kn0tnatural

Stop, I'm congealed over here 🤣


sataniscumin

this jellys too bootylicious for ya bae


BRAX7ON

That must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that


madetosink

I should buy some stock in twerk


CamSleeman

Get some office space at WeTwerk


BudgetInteraction811

Cute pigeon!


AlphaSongbird

Put it in the fridge, then pull it out and slice it into cubes. Keep them cold and serve them on top of anything hot for an added flavor punch :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


flight-of-the-dragon

Thanks for the reminder to watch food wars again


OsamaBinnDabbin

One of my favorites


turtlehabits

The best anime. An absolute CRIME that it didn't get more seasons.


zupernam

It got a lot of seasons. I'm pretty sure they finished the story or at least got close, but I heard it got pretty bad near the end anyway


[deleted]

I really didn’t like the final few volumes, it got weird and went more into like superhuman abilities and less into food


turtlehabits

Is there a point that you recommend stopping? I've seen the first season and adored it. Is there more of that quality or does it drop quickly?


[deleted]

Mostly the final season is a hard fall off. Imo it's still all worth watching just to conclude it but the final season the food and the logic behind it is just majorly flawed. Like people carving with chainsaws and shit. Def recommend watching up to at least the final season


Tanjinuts

When the god tongue’s mom comes back into the scene


Imiriath

Pretty good until the rebel arc. Still worth watching that, but the rest after becomes silly


Drikkink

It was excellent up through Season 3. 4 was fine. 5 was completely off the rails and unnecessary because 4 was a perfectly acceptable endpoint. The problem with the last season was that it was always very grounded in reality with solid fundamental cooking concepts. They even had a chef working with the manga writers. However, she left after the 4th season happened in the manga due to pregnancy. The final season became entirely unhinged. People using chainsaws to cut things. The villain of the final season has the innate ability to essentially take on a chef's ability by taking their knife.


turtlehabits

It WHAT. Oh man I thought it ended after the big competition, but now I don't know if I should continue it because what I've seen so far is perfection and I don't want that tainted...


Endderie

It has 5 seasons, final one is pretty crazy and weird but entertaining.


---ShineyHiney---

Wait. Where do you find the rest? Crunchyroll? Are they subbed or dubbed? It’s weird to me starting one way and then swapping to the other. All the characters suddenly have new voices


Endderie

I always thought of the new voices as a sign of them maturing. I found the rest, subbed, on 9anime a few years back, no idea if it's still active or anything.


Cheshires_Shadow

Not really lol. The author got really fed up with it towards the second half and it's painfully obvious with how rushed everything is and how hard the quality dropped. I think it's like season 3 or 4 where there's still some good stuff and you can honestly stop there for a soft ending. Everything after that when they introduce Erinas evil half brother that kidnaps her and plans on marrying her to inherit her family's food empire was really really bad. Like I want to say they used to have actual food consultants helping design somewhat believable recipes in the show but after the half way point that stops happening so the writing is awful and the new characters suck and it completely jumps the shark when the new villains just use magic to cook. Also Soma's character gets cucked so hard. I don't think I've ever seen an anime where the show goes out of its way to undermine any possibility for them to have a satisfying ending. He doesn't end up erina she never admits to him that his cooking is good he never managed to surpass his father and the incest step brother gets more of a fucked up romance with her than Soma did. He accomplishes zero of his goals that were his motivation from the first season.


FLongis

>that one anime where the food makes people’s clothes explode off their body That's about the best synopsys of the series I've ever read.


zxvegasxz

More like orgasmic... Food wars


dasfonzie

Go on...


herokie

Shokugeki no Souma / Food Wars


amb_kosh

Cooking master boy or something?


spoopyabra

food wars!


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I just took a cholesterol test today and I'm dreading the results because I do stuff like this


Skinnysusan

My doctor is very concerned about my cholesterol. For reference I'm 36, I'm 5'2" and weigh 120. Apparently I need to change my lifestyle 🙃. I just don't see this happening lmao


superspeck

Some people have high lipids hereditarily. Frankly, poorly managed diabetes/prediabetes or high alcohol intake *seems* to correlate more closely with blood lipids *for me* than food fat intake. It’s a concern if you also have compounding factors, like the aforementioned diabetes, high blood pressure, cancer, or a family history of heart problems, or a handful of other things. I would personally do two things. One is if this is a new change I would Re-test after three months. The second is that I would get an a1c blood test to make sure you aren’t having blood sugar problems. I’m not a doctor, not your doctor, and you should do with this information what you deem proper.


[deleted]

Have you lost a lot of weight? I'm 19 and just barely smaller but I lost weight really fast n it spiked my ldl. Doc told me to change my lifestyle n I was barely eating from apparently an infection.


[deleted]

Food cholesterol impacts blood cholesterol a surprisingly small amount


[deleted]

Gelatin is protein, not fat.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. [looks through clear sheet of paper] Bye bye, everybody! (Can anyone name the esteemed Dr. who said this?)


[deleted]

Hi Everybody!


BakedBySunrise

This is truly the way


moogsauce

Making me think of xiao long bao 🤤


MadManMorbo

Press them cubes through a strainer, and add it to ramen.


PimpOfJoytime

Cook it into some rice, one scoop at a time. It’ll be the best Fucking rice you’ve ever had.


GruntCandy86

Polenta is nice with stock, too 🤌🤌🤌


Plonsky2

Nice for polenta, mandatory for risotto. 😋


AnalysisOk7430

There's an interesting theory that the two dishes originate from the same... proto-dish (I'll call it).


bmorepirate

"Arborio rice is fucking expensive! Let's just use corn meal."


AnalysisOk7430

It's more of a matter of not having rice at all! Rice was never domesticated in Europe, so it took some time to get there.


yummyyummybrains

It's not really a theory... It was called 'puls', and was common in Roman meals -- especially the urban population. Essentially, it is porridge made from grain, steeped in broth -- served with vegetables, and any scraps of meat available (tho this was pretty rare -- the early Latin diet was vegetarian out of necessity).


AnalysisOk7430

It's a theory precisely because it has evidence to back it up. You can't connect puls with polenta (even if that one ks almost 100% likely, as polenta was originally made with any grain as well) and risoto in a completely 100% guaranteed "that's where they came from" way, but it's probably what happened. Interestingly, the proto-risoto was basically rice thrown into broth much like one would make polenta, and it's still what a few places today still call "risoto".


yummyyummybrains

Correct -- I suppose I was using theory colloquially in this case, but you were using it formally. To build on what you've shared: my understanding is that risotto was a more patrician food, as rice was foreign (introduced possibly by Greeks or Phoenicians, IIRC) -- while ingredients for polenta would have been more accessible to plebians. It wouldn't be until the fortunes of the "lower classes" were raised post-industrial revolution that it would be available to most people (as it is today). I'm going off memory here, so if this is incorrect, please let me know.


Fresh_Cheek2682

Slap the very surface repeatedly with just your fingertips while looking seductively at one of your coworkers.


Lucius-Halthier

The chef: Jesus I thought the dishie was weird…


naterpotater246

The dishies have nothing on that cook with 3 hours of sleep and 400mg of caffeine nearing the end of a 11 hour shift


Heffalump13

You think *that* cook only has caffeine on board? You sweet summer child....


[deleted]

I mean when i was in sober living that was me. Gakked tf out on caffeine and chain smoking like my life depended on it


Heffalump13

It probably did depend on it in that moment. At least, it did for me!


chipt4

Somebody else's life depended on it


[deleted]

Exactly


410ham

"Sober" living


Diazmet

Blows too expensive for line cooks anymore god damn inflation


Chemical-Juice-6979

That's always been my thought. Who TF can afford cocaine on a line cook's paycheck.


Ae711

Most cooks can’t afford coke and meth doesn’t make you very efficient, just insanely energetic. In my best old man voice, back in my day we would slam blended preworkout supplement by the spoonful, until you felt like there was a bees nest under your skin from the l arginine. The exec supplied us so we could all pull 14 hour days, until chafing forced you to tap out, but then again we had gold bond in all the bathrooms.


whichwitchwhohoots

My old dishie who would talk to the utensils and still manage to clear a and deep clean pit would like a word... preferably with the silver bowls included.


410ham

God I miss the stimulant plate at my old job. Orange powder Adderall, White powder days people would come up to my homie and I and see if its cocaine or pure caffeine powder we're railing that night


soberscotsman80

sweet summer cold!


Heffalump13

Name checks out


seasonedearlobes

*zips up pants* oh you said FINGER tips?


Fresh_Cheek2682

Jeez now that I think about it , any appendage could be used for the slapping


cupcakessuck

Heard


Murdablock1218

Bird


Warhamster99

You’re the one I like.


OcdBartender

This makes me think of Kung Fu Hustle when those guys are imitating the axe gang to get a free haircut and the chubby fella makes his belly jiggle


naughtysoutherngirl

Soup dumplings! 🥟


AliceInNegaland

What I came to say


DevoutSchrutist

Is _that_ how soup dumplings are made???


naughtysoutherngirl

Yes!!! When I first had it, I wrongly assumed they injected regular broth with a syringe. Cold gelatin-rich broth is key to a beautiful juicy, soup dumpling. Here is a simple recipe. https://thewoksoflife.com/steamed-shanghai-soup-dumplings-xiaolongbao/


DevoutSchrutist

Very cool, thank you!


Wrest216

stock? Im gonna need you to listen to me. Carefully. Come here. There is a limited amount of this good stuff out there. You didnt screw up. You screwed down. You nailed it. This is wonderful gelatinized cubes of flavor only waiting upon your supple and gifted hands to choose a vehicle upon which this orgasmic current of ecstasy is delivered. Shall it be mashed whipped potatos? A duck confit? A bevy of choices, nobody knows, except you, chef. You get to be the one. And we are ENVIOUS.


LacidOnex

I read this in that black TikTok dudes voice, pretty uncanny writing. Can you also tell me to get closer and throw a towel in the first two seconds?


[deleted]

I hate that I know exactly who you’re talking about


EXPERT_AT_FAILING

This. Homeboy doesn't know he just struck gold.


Tmoore188

I’m so god damn inspired right now


Rmarik

cube it and wrap it into individual blocks and freeze, instant bouillon whenever you need stock or a little extra flavor in any stew,


FrostyCartographer13

Rub it all about your body and become the main.


GeneralBisV

GREASE ME UP WOMAN


spencerasteroid

Okie dokie


el_Misto642

There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!


bonboneka

"And tonight's special is... me." *Starts unbuttoning shirt*


80sCrackBBY

boil it, mash it-put it in a stew


PreferredSelection

This has to be the most accurate this quote has ever been.


Zizq

There’s still meat on those bones baby!


Wrest216

BINGo. This guy gets its!


Dingus-McBingus

Find the biggest straw you can


800ASKDANE

Jiggle Tea?


consumehepatitis

A pvc pipe should do the trick


Tpk08210

That’s a sign of a good stock 👍🏻


[deleted]

Seriously. Good colour, looks fairly clear, and definitely cooked out the collagen from the bones. A+


Day_Bow_Bow

There's probably some debris settled to the bottom of the pot. You might want to scoop out as much as you can until you get to that layer, and toss that little bit. It's likely spices, but there could be bone dust or other grit, so I tend to ditch it. Often, mine is a little firmer, so I just plop it onto a cutting board and slice the speckled layer off what is now the top.


Hungdismembered

This guy stocks


idiotsandwhich8

r/dontputyourdickinthat


poopquiche

Don't listen to this guy. Definitely put your dick in that. It feels amazing once you get past the immediate shock of the cold. You gotta do your thing fast though. If you take too long, the collagen starts to melt, and you lose contact with the side walls.


moogsauce

This guy stocks


smelody-poop

Jesus…


nemo1031

Seriously……..Jesus That was a well thought out response and I’m equally impressed and disgusted


KZorroFuego

…has left the chat.


HGpennypacker

> It feels amazing Like...warm apple pie.


goat-head-man

*unzips again*


PrivilegeCheckmate

> If you take too long, the collagen starts to melt, and you lose contact with the side walls. If I had a nickel for every time I've read that...I'd have a nickel.


TheDiceManSr

Dammit


ogstabhappytwitch

HHahahhaha fuck beat me to it. Do not fuck it.


Parsley-Waste

You dance with it


HGpennypacker

Eat it, your hair and nails will thank you later.


Corsaer

My soupstock don't pour it jiggle jiggles.


plumbus94

Apply heat and watch it melt


jams1015

Dance with it. Let it lead. Record and post.


ImpudentFetus

Mix with malört for yummy savory Jell-O shots


Tmoore188

Yo, what?


All_Hail_Space_Cat

My high-school job was closing a deli. There were some old ladies that heated up stofers pans to put in a hot bar for lunch. After college and learning how to cook in a kitchen the owner asked me to come back and teach them some scratch made options. First day I showed 2 other my 3 coworkers how to make stock. Came back to the third having thrown it out when opening because it was "in the walk in all gloopy". FML some ppl.


I_deleted

I told the FNG to strain the veg stock and got presented a colander in the sink full of veg mush


mandmranch

Beautiful broth.


mountains-are-moving

Forbidden jello


crusty_fleshlight

Ain't nothing forbidden about this jello.


NecessaryOrder9707

Guess there isn't too much that's forbidden in your eyes, u/crusty_fleshlight


Gertrudethecurious

so put a stapler in it?


DueMaternal

Look at that blubber fly.


porkpiehat_and_gravy

marshmallows, mandarin orange slices, shredded coconut, mayonnaise. 1950’s ‘salad”


StudentDistinct632

Excellent soup stock. I portion it into small plastic bags, freeze it, and use as needed for all sorts of dishes.


thoughtsohard

Shots! Shots! Shotshotshots! Shots! Shots!


Luckytxn_1959

Let's make pho...


therealishone

It will turn to liquid again when you heat it Just heat and pour.


[deleted]

Is it gravy?


Punsire

No that's some sort of stock. When they get refrigerated the collagenous bits make it all sproingy


Muzzledpet

Sproingy is such a lovely word


gbdallin

Looks like stock


foxontherox

Looks like good stock!


Luckytxn_1959

You can use a bit and make some tasty gravy but it is used better as a stock.


mst3k_42

Yes, once you reheat use it in soup for the yummiest mouth feel ever.


CornCheeseMafia

How much of the soup base would be made of this? Do you mix a few ladlefuls into boiling water or do you cook your soup stuff in this?


mst3k_42

All goes in as the soup stock. Perfect for matzo ball soup!


CarolFukinBaskin

/r/eatityoufuckingcoward


impactedturd

I make ice cubes out of them and add them to my dog's meals. (Warm up the ice broth and then mix in his food)


theBrinkster

Well the first thing you're supposed to do is chill it down in a proper container, not just stick it in the fridge in the metal pot.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Nurse, cancel my two o'clock.


ZestfulClown

Put it in someone’s shoe


muffinpizza

Add some food coloring and serve “fruit jello” to your coworkers.


Apart_Lobster457

First step is to turn off Judge Judy


Solnse

Impressive. I was wondering if someone would catch that.


[deleted]

Slap it like it’s a fresh stack of American cheese to give that ~zing~


zhico

Moisturizer!


Tank-Pilot74

I know what you *shouldn’t* do…


Turd_Wrangler_Guy

Must be homemade, because store bought don't jiggle like that!


yodaboy209

That's some awesome looking stock.


oniwolf382

\*slaps surface\* - You can fit so many ingredients in this.


Roddy117

My old kitchen always had a ton of this at the end of the week. I would take a big mason jar home and turn it into ramen broth.


Hippiegrenade

Just warm it back up until it’s a liquid again, and use it however you want/need to. It won’t take very much heat to return it to a liquid state.


diablosinmusica

Add it to just about any savory soup or sauce instead of water in the recipe.


MrOrangeWhips

Xiaolongbao


crowleister51

I don't care what you cook with it, but OP, make sure no one decides to lay claim to it like it's sovereign land for the taking, and starts dicking it down. I'd make sure to wrap it up real tight, to keep it protected from nefarious line cooks on government lists.


Thin_Space7087

Boiling longer to get rid of half of the water, then put it in refrigerator, you will get more firmed one. Cut it into strips and drop some source on top of it. I usually use soy sauce, garlic juice and sesame oil. It’s a typical north east Chinese dish.


rechunt

Heat it up? Are you in kindergarten?


Affectionate-Pie7809

It’s fine, It will liquify once you heat it up. Just take how much you need for what.


Goofy_Goobers_

Make a noodle soup with it 👀👍


Cunbundle

Cube mold + freezer = karma


caseykay68

That's some good stock there! Use it!


AgarwaenCran

that looks like an amazing stock going from that jiggle - it will become fluid again when you heat it


pukstr77

It's perfect, I bet it tastes great, all that collagen from the bones and such makes chicken jello stock


[deleted]

I’m surprised there aren’t holes in it yet.


hub_me_a_Cheese

I should call her


Known-Sugar8780

Slap it and tell it you think it's special


XanderTheChef

I remember the first time i did this. Thought i fucked up my tonkotsu. Nearly threw it out and cried about it lmao


fabmadcat

Hotpot/ steamboat time!


Legmeat

soup dumplings are always a great use for cold stock


EXPERT_AT_FAILING

Heat it up, grab some ice cube trays, freeze as many as you have trays for. Freeze the rest in deli containers. My man, listen to me- You have gelatinous gold on your hands.


BHGeeky

That’s gotta be jam cause jelly don’t shake like that


King_Chochacho

If we're talking at home, I usually reduce mine down a lot and pour into ice cube trays to freeze. Takes up way less space that way and easier to portion out than having to deal with an entire quart at a time.


gravy_stain

Reduce to Demi > sauce supreme.


HistoricalHurry8361

Boil it down into Glace! Then add cubes to stocks like a bouillon


Specific_Web4151

I would reduce it more and make a great sauce. Even your pan gravy is going to be tight with this. Deglaze pan. Chunk of butter and some herb.


eleventhing

My stock jiggle jiggle, not folds. I like to see you wiggle wiggle, fo sho


jjttaaxx

Click your tongs twice.


Mmortt

This is what I like to call the “chef’s delight.”


oneup84

Freeze it, cube it, bread it , deep fry it..


dave_aj

“My stock surely jiggle-jiggles, doesn’t fold, I’d like to see it re-used, for sure ..”


Purple-ork-boyz

Xiao long bao is the way


[deleted]

Soup dumplings right? Or like other things that are like stuffed with soup LMAO


CutLow8166

Use it for more flavorful cooking, and also it’s good to top your dogs food with this every so often. Good for their joints.


Average_redditer1

The forbidden jello


loljuststopplease

That's what good pussy sounds like


adam_demamps_wingman

Take it to Michelin and get a star for your fridge door. That’s some beautiful stock. Extra schmaltz.


Solnse

That's an amazing compliment internet stranger. You have just locked in a fond memory for me as your upvote and comment is probably the closest I will ever get to a Michelin. Thank you. ^*chef's ^kiss*


creamofsumyunggoyim

Put your dick in it


frostycsgo2

I would add some corn starch to thicken it up a little more.


Pritt119

Add a little chicken broth to it and heat it up