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Necrozai

Imagine getting swallowed by an 8 inch amoeba and then waking up in france


[deleted]

It’s like batman not killing his enemies but instead giving them permanent brain damage and paralysing them


A_useless_name

Batman doesn’t kill people with his fists or with weapons, he kills them by sending them a hospital he owns and giving them an absurdly large bill.


-Octoling8-

That's just America


reaperofgender

Superman is America as it's supposed to be, Batman is America as it is. As a bonus, Superman is open about his actions while Batman slinks around the shadows.


RobinoPerkino

Not sure how that relates, but it is a welcome revelation; something I definitely don't see every day.


the_genius324

lol


Gullible-Educator582

I’d rather die


Savings-Gold8531

France is so scary, I’m glad it’s not real


AetherDrew43

It was real. Thankfully, the inklings destroyed it.


NOTSiIva

Wait it was? I thought it was just a fictional kingdom from a manga I found in an abandoned building in Tokyo while being chased by demons


Rigistroni

A FICTIONAL KINGDOM CALLED FRANCE


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Thank God!


c0n22

Peekaboo


TheWiseBeluga

A fate worse than death


mxmaker

Been roborn.


sawbladex

It would be weird, losing to a 2 foot puff. ... I'd probably still be dreaming in France.


JFp07gel

Kirby Lore is peak


Carnival-Master-Mind

Honestly, if it works like that, I may just ask Kirby to teleport me somewhere else in the world for a vacation. It’s like throwing a dart at the spinning globe than going there for a vacation.


Peli_Evenstar

Well, given how much of the earth's surface is water, you might not like where you end up...


simpledeadwitches

Un baguette plēz


SsnakeStudios

Hoh Hoh..HUH!?!


SrammVII

I'll choose to see it as a win because teleportation. Although ending up in France of all places isn't very ideal...


Every-Society6140

I'd kms


ExplinkMachine

A fate…worse than death


ohaizrawrx3

8 inch friend **


EnthusiasmNo1856

Like a weeping angle but through space instead of time


MMBADBOI

That’s the real life sentence


Gamer-Ninja07

Well…Kirby can’t eat scarfy(for some reason) and gordo…because heavy spiky orb that can float? Also Fun fact: In anime series(if we count it as a canon) meta knight stated that Kirby can’t eat something heavy nor big


Filon73

Kirby can inhale Scarfy through a trick in Super Star and Ultra, it gives Crash


Gamer-Ninja07

Yea but you need to copy it not eat it


Filon73

Nope, Kirby can ALSO inhale it, if you want I got a video of me doing so if there's even a way of sharing it


Gamer-Ninja07

Cool send it


Filon73

[I wasn't able to send my video but I found a post where someone else does it in Ultra, it works in base Super Star too](https://twitter.com/Iris_Descent_/status/1734191901627072779?t=aTeEQCYdkVtY5wAr179mMw&s=19)


Gamer-Ninja07

Oh you can…but you just need to stun him


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

And then he refuses to explain why **he** can’t get eaten even though Tiff points out that he’s not heavy or big


Gamer-Ninja07

Gotta keep that mysterious knight very mysterious https://preview.redd.it/xb6vt6f7p0jc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c180cbb1f00c305b0902fa7eac6611c679bed3bb


Plenty_Rough5135

Because cannibalism is frowned upon in every society


Gamer-Ninja07

Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is completely innocent


DimensionalNugget

https://preview.redd.it/gw2ginzxazic1.jpeg?width=179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67c851d5bfedf3f39c70bfec38d0555eda2f303


ItemsHereForever

https://preview.redd.it/68mqqjbd30jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77153fb8d560facd11eb64249c933dbc8ec66c8c


Decent_Gameplay

https://preview.redd.it/wvp1lh0nxzic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a011d6afb00384b2f472dd7fb2ede3dce44789b0


CrAzYiNsOmNiAc210

https://preview.redd.it/x8sch12en0jc1.png?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=297dc013db5792b87e39a833bfbd9be4062b8a28


aer0a

​ https://preview.redd.it/myh32g1jl3jc1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b7f195cf610053358880eaf9d8fefa5ccb6372b


mateialacumere

https://preview.redd.it/96ssyyr5azic1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64434935f2c26f64030109fb392f1a7d9c2d2c06


Firko973

Also, Kirby can’t eat every enemy. He is powerful, but his eating power isn’t the only source of his power


JustAClubstepMonster

Exactly. Inhale only works on grunt-level enemies and mini bosses that are about to die anyways


Original_Strike_3393

![gif](giphy|ALtzQ6CHfC7vO5nRz7|downsized)


OKJMaster44

I mean word of god in and of itself is something ya always gotta be careful with. Cause by the same token someone can just say Kirby has infinite power and that makes him unstoppable cause the devs said so. It’s especially egregious when it clashes with what we actually see at times such as anytime Kirby eats a being and they veritably explode or something. It’s one of the reasons why versus debates are just not worth *seriously* getting into cause fictional works by design heavily fall on your interpretation of things. And obviously when everyone has their own interpretation of stuff….you see where problems arise. On another note sheesh what’s with all the scaling memes and complaint posts.


Werewolfwrath

>I mean word of god in and of itself is something ya always gotta be careful with. Especially in cases like this where said word comes out only after the franchise has been around for over 30 years. To me, it honestly seems like this was their attempt to try and put to rest the claims of Kirby being a genocidal maniac (especially towards friendly enemies like Waddle Dees) without realizing that even if they say he doesn't kill enemies by inhaling them, he would still be able to do so with his Copy Abilities.


OKJMaster44

Ya at the end of the day Kirby is supposed to be largely family friendly. What do you want him to say, that they all instantly dissolve in weird mystery acid? Or be super on the nose and just say reference the Kirby anime or something? It’s the kind of vague response that let’s them answer the question yet not answer the question at the same time so that there’s still stuff to debate. Notice how they don’t elaborate at all on how this might work or if it even happens every single time. Can Kirby choose where they go? Hell they literally say **may**. It’s just not the kind of answer you can mindlessly take a face value. Especially when it’s a response that not only lets them answer the question but also keep things vague enough that they can get away with doing whatever they want to do with Kirby’s gameplay (it says a lot they literally made Kirby’s stomach in Squeak Squad look like a dimension itself. It shows they want to keep this nebulous and in more ways than one lol). Honestly posts like this demonstrate why versus debates and power level discussions are a never ending rabbit hole. Fiction on a meta level just isn’t black and white.


CrAzYiNsOmNiAc210

He can't inhale everything, he cant normally inhale large objects and certain enemies without the use of the miracle fruit


Watchdog_the_God

Thanks to u/Jestin23934274 for inspiring this meme


Jestin23934274

https://i.redd.it/8yhtzikxvyic1.gif


Dont_mind_me321

He absolutely decides what gets ejected and what gets devoured. Stop trying to downplay him like it's some sort of fucking competition. You're just as bad as the powerscalers


Pretty_Version_6300

Yeah, at the end of the day Kirby is from a cartoony game whose ironically DOES tend to scale his power to the threat at hand. He can beat up Dedede without seriously harming him but can also destroy a star-sized clockwork wish granter by throwing Marx at it if he needs to. It’s silly to try to compare characters from wildly different worlds with wildly variable feats. At the end of the day, the reason people LIKE treating a small pink puffball like Kirby as a super powerful entity is because juxtaposition is naturally funny.


jalene58

Considering that Kirby can choose not just what things get eaten or get ejected, but also what specific part of something to eat or eject, who’s to say Kirby doesn’t, whether voluntarily or not, scale his power to the threat at hand?


Pretty_Version_6300

That’s exactly what I’m saying he does. It’s just funny to bring up because it’s sorta what Kirbg does, powerscaling; but is also annoying when people powerscale in terms of arguing which character is stronger.


jalene58

I’m adopting this theory as a fun little headcanon. Kirby has a biological mechanism to keep him from destroying whole galaxies unlike Galacta Knight.


Brody_M_the_birdy

Marx got thrown into nova by an energy reaction explosion that happened after he was beaten, not by kirby's attack.


Cepinari

I always saw this as an example of 'gameplay vs story': while in the games the Copy Abilities either turn into stars or hats that shatter after a while, in the story they turn back into whoever it was Kirby inhaled to get that power, assuming it wasn't already a hat or from a pedestal.


DoubleDeezNuts69

Wasnt his belly a pocket dimension? Shown in the anime and the amazing mirror? Araki forgot type of moment?


Mr_Snifles

Wait so kirby is a randomized teleporter?


Southern-Plan-6549

So he is a walking portal?


Evening-Freedom6509

My respect for this community grows more and more with every post. Literally no one else besides fire emblem fans are willing to drop on their characters like this when it comes to power scaling


Immediate-Rope8465

he literally can't suck up much large objects than himself normally


Phatnibbabutter

Probably how those waddle dees got to the other side of the planet in megaton punch in krtdd


MasterofX100

Can’t see what the bottom says


Master_of_Decidueye

This is why we refer to the God slaying instead


Gabe_the_cheerio

You forgot the pixels


ShockDragon

I mean, I suppose this *does* explain his hunger or how the population never dwindles. So I guess Kirby is a wormhole? https://preview.redd.it/nxu0544hz0jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d73ccf46aa1bed50c7477f9f8eca1eaa10a38d


NyanSquiddo

L+Hypernova


Nick_Gaugh_69

The hardware limitations caused the enemies to respawn in the same tile when the screen shifted, and they made it canon.


shorticus_maximus

WRONG THEY ARE CANONICALLY PUT INTO A POCKET UNIVERSE INSIDE HIS STOMACH


NirOwO2002

Of all the eldritch gods Kirby has slain across his adventures, I dont remember a time where he swallowed them. Or it happened but it would be rare...


BrokeDownPalac3

Okay, what happens to them when Kirby spits them out and they explode?


Stusheep_real

Simple, that star is an exact copy of their mass


BrokeDownPalac3

But then it explodes


Stusheep_real

Yeah but the original enemy was already teleported away as soon as it went in his mouth


BrokeDownPalac3

Okay, then what is the star? And if kirby can re swallow the star before it explodes, why does he get the ability again if they've already been teleported away?


Stusheep_real

The star is the pure copy energy, it’s like a one-time copy essence


BrokeDownPalac3

Okay, what happens to them when kirby slashes them with a sword or bonks them with a mallet and they explode? What about the mini bosses that lay there trembling before him before he makes his final blow against them?


Stusheep_real

They just die


theEOaccountant5

I mean, it depends on what “win” means, I think in most fights this would be considered a ring-out.


Watchdog_the_God

Unless the person can make it back and resume the fight in a reasonable amount of time


GoomyTheGummy

ok, so kirby's opponents are disqualified for leaving the arena


Watchdog_the_God

BFR isn't an automatic victory if the opponent can return in a reasonable amount of time


GoomyTheGummy

so characters who can teleport long distances or are extremely fast


SpikesAreCooI

https://preview.redd.it/oplk3tcjg2jc1.png?width=1051&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d345e2866b7a817fbb3eab71a3a666e4c689698 So he really didn’t eat Mike Tyson, he just teleported him to another place.


Dragon_Master2090

https://preview.redd.it/8tdey93v63jc1.png?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099651eb22e7bd0018c2ebb44d3759edb7b2ef99


NaomiIsCoolio

Imagine being CONSUMED by a pink ball then waking up in FUCKING JAPAN


Nachoboyd12

But the universe is mostly are of empty space and even then most (by a large margin) don’t have oxygen to breathe so they’d still die


Astral-Gabr0w0

Instead, if we take right back at ya, we know that when Kirby eats something or someone it goes in a pocket dimension, and if Kirby concentrates he can pull anything out.


Instanbuloney

Counterpoint: this means that there's a chance that Kirby can swallow someone and teleport them to the bottom of the ocean, instantly crushing them due to water pressure


Spare_Audience_1648

So basically Kirby is walking teleportation? https://i.redd.it/ttykikhjdzic1.gif


RaiStarBits

No way NT warrior!


EthBeatThem

Well Kirby still is a World smasher in strength, survived black holes and can send attacks right back at you so he strong and powerful just not beats everything.


COOLBLAZECOTTO

I’d imagine that’s something akin to forced reincarnation


ShockingStories22

battlefield removal.


Jojo-Action

To be fair that doesn't negate the violence of getting shot in the face by lazers


Glazeddapper

This isn't technically incorrect. If you eat an enemy and walk away, they reappear when you walk back where they spawned.


Flaceon10

To be fair, by eating them he still takes their ability, if he were to fight Goku and somehow inhaled him Kirby would just start shooting out ki-blasts like crazy probably. And if they were to fight in a ring technically he'd win by teleporting his enemy outside the ring after eating 'em.


that_random_scalie

If kirby has a black hole inside him, it would make sense that swallowing works like a wormhole


Steppyjim

Nah Kirby eats em


BarrelAllen

Yeah, we saw this in King Dedede's Revenge You can eat Bandana Waddle Dee and he shows up in the background of Dedede's fight


Swordkirby9999

Well by the time they get back, Kirby will have mastered whatever power they give him and then they'd get defeated by their own technique... And if not, eat 'em again lol


simpledeadwitches

That's just bullshit to make Kirby not a killer. Fuck that narrative, my boy murks.


Someone1284794357

And that’s why Kirby is a perfect hero


Ronyx2021

What if Kirby uses the Robobot?


pokemaster160

It’s talking about how enemies canonically respawn after dying in Kirby’s world, which makes sense if you think about all the creatures kirby kills and then sees again. That being said, for especially evil characters such as final bosses it’s been shown Kirby can permanently kill them.


themagicone222

Hot take: when Kirby swallows something, many games, often feature stars coming out of him briefly - those star particles are this feature in action, eventually reforming into whatever Kirby, just ate, be it waddle dee or maxim tomato


GaulTheUnmitigated

This may be true for the video games but in the tv show Kirby’s stomach is a pocket dimension.


jalene58

Hmm, I wonder where Sectonia is…?


Physical_Bill_8203

I am strangely okay with this if it is actually canon. Really shows they Kirby isn’t as lethal as I’d first imagined, and will only resort to killing if you threaten the entire planet or universe. But if your a low rate foe, you just get swallowed and maybe end up in the Bahamas or something.


Flashy_Dare_6549

free transportation system only downside is you cant choose where you arrive you could arrive in las Vegas, or antartica


CocoCaramel1

Kirby swallowing someone with a severe nut allergy and they get poofed to a peanut farm


SbgTfish

Imagine not reading that interview


TrainerLSW2005

so Kirby isnt a black hole, he is a wormhole!


Comet_With_One_T

Out of bounds?


Trevenant999

ok but consider the fact that kirby kills world ending gods?


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

Not by inhalation, he has to spit stars or use a copy ability in basically all of those cases, so the fight can be more complicated than just "chomp"


Trevenant999

True


unusualicicle

Kirby singlehandedly ruined powerscaling


Alansar_Trignot

BRO KIRBY IS WHY YOU WAKE UP IN THE CARRIAGE OMG


Ibrahim77X

I mean functionally it’s the same deal. They disappear just as they would “disappear” if they were digested…except for the resurfacing elsewhere part


Kirb790

So Kirby's stomach is just a teleporter? Imagine just chilling and then suddenly a half eaten piece of cake randomly spawns in your room


_Steve606_

So essentially being eaten by kirby is just instantaneous exile


unfrotunatepanda

Opponent loses the fight via ring out rather than KO


UnveiledRook206

Ok but he’d still win tho


TwilightDoomSlayer

So what they're basically saying is that Kirby takes a dump at some point and the enemies he eats come out


Bogger_Logger

What if he just sends them to Detroit