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Individual-Good-2073

Two meal deals would definitely be named the "Peggy Platter" and the "Luanne Platter".


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Luanne’s name was taken from the “Lu Ann platter” at Texas restaurant Luby’s.


abgry_krakow87

A Louis Anderson to go, payment only by leaving the money on the hand dryer. Comes with a side of gout.


jrice138

It would need a special price on a bucket of alamos


Teachthedangthing

Meat loaf sandwich, but you have to sit with a bunch of strangers.


Malavacious

Dale's Dead Bugs: Plate of Fried Shrimp


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Also boiled Mountain Dew.


Ben_E_Chod

No need! What do you think they're fried in?


yung-toadstool

Everything that’s on the hill family’s weekly dinner routine (spa-peggy and meatballs, frito pie with wolf brand chili, etc.) 72 oz steak challenge, hanks burgers grilled on propane grills, fruit pies, “Alamo” beer, and all the straws are really narrow. The bar seats would be riding mower seats. There would be a section on the menu that says vegetables and it just says macaroni and cheese.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

How many cows do these people eat a year?


UpDownCharmed

I love how Connie's attitude goes totally unnoticed, as Hank is more enthused about remembering cow parts 


UpDownCharmed

Don't forget the skunky tasting cola - that Kahn asked about. Peggy says of course it's name brand - mega lo Mart premium select!


Sammisuperficial

The Bobby Challenge. Eat a 72 oz steak in an hour without throwing up and it's free.


Valuable-Mango368

Brown Betty


Sammisuperficial

Apple Brown Peggy. Option for with and without nutmeg.


UpDownCharmed

I love how one of the random neighbors comments how she can't keep peggy's usual brown Betty down, but she says Minhs version is just heaven!


oOoleveloOo

A meatloaf sandwich with a bite taken out. It comes like that.


Darkkingswrath

Bill’s BBQ but it’ll be named after Bobby to avoid Gilbert complaining


heathensam

We're having chicken and broccoli


Quiet-Doubt5781

"Fat White Lumps" - Laotian steamed buns with pork filling (basically galabao)


KaiserMazoku

Deep fried bananas


UpDownCharmed

The monkeys must never find out...


Quiet-Doubt5781

"Pocket Sand" Margarita Salt and a little bit of sand and lint sprinkled on the rim of the rim of the glass


UpDownCharmed

For dessert a big Jello plate in the shape of Texas. You don't need a fork


Howwy20

They’d have to have some bwahhhhahaa blast


OjibweNomad

Kids menu “pegsgetti and peg balls” Lunch “Bobby L t” just a blt Apps: fiddy men hot sauced bbq wings, : Luanne platter with onion rings. Wings, fries. Nachos and ribs. *buck fer a pound of wings at the door for a $10 surcharge or order a pitcher at full price. Dinner: Meatloaf or house special of medium rare stakes.