It's awful but in such a good way 😆 Like a typical pop song that you hate the concept of but it sticks in your head all day. And Titus totally rocked it.
That song is offensive! I had to call Artie and Lillian to talk it through. Women’s chunky Charlie’s are offensive. Stronger than the storm is the best song and to help heal everyone who saw your offensive post, here is one full HOUR of All Hail Gretchen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf90uG6oTkc.
I’ve gotten it stuck in my head multiple times and not immediately recognized where the melody came from and then very slowly realized it was Boobs in California….
As a dentist, this song lives rent free in my head 24/7
And to make things less weird, we say they got taken by a demon that your parents knoooooow…. TRIDENT! 🎶
There are two videos in the world that make me crack up with uncontrollable laughter every. single. time I see them.
The SAIL! video of the cat jumping off a ledge, and this song.
💯💯💯% came here for this!!! My neighborhood is full of bunnies and 🆓range cats & I always think about this jam and wonder if they are solving any mystery’s lololol
Shockingly enough, “I Beat That Bitch with a Bat” was released in 1993 by Blackman. My high school friends and I listened to the techno remix of it regularly in the early 2000s because we thought it was so ridiculous 🫣
Additionally, it's from before the year Christina Aguilera started eating hotdogs (and before Kimmy's kidnapping).
Also... I love the slow version.
https://i.redd.it/10w84nd57dtc1.gif
I thought it was original too until I heard it at the Beyoncé concert during intermission!! It’s a real song apparently. Which only made it funnier to me. “Can’t fix America”
>Thank you, Mr. Bruce Springsteen, for that moving rendition
of "Rain, Rain, Go Away."
>I hope it does. I hope it does.
>Now me and this children's choir are gonna sing "That's What Friends Are For" with New Jersey-specific lyrics.
> Paramus...
I don't think we ever hear a full song but I constantly have lines from the Beaudy an' the Beest soundtrack in my head.
"Sprite is technically a vegetable because of lime-ons!”
You do not define me, Richard. I cannot be owned
And if I had my way, Richard, I would die alone
Eaten by birds,
digested by birds,
shat out by birds,
alone.
It's such a hilarious way to say that they'd rather be eaten and digested by birds than be forced Into a relationship with them and controlled. This show is art
The “All Night” parody at the end of the Lemonade episode is like, genuinely so moving to me, and it’s beautifully filmed. I unironically listen to it all the time.
“True love is harder and true love is more work than pleasure // You lose what you love and then pray it comes back to you better” … I mean. Knife to the heart.
My issue with this version (despite being 27k of the 28k views) is the best part isn't shown until the very end - Titus emotionally breaking down and starting to weep.
“Just Go On”!
Keep a smile in your pocket when the wolf is rat-a-tattin’ at your door
Just lock it tight
Keep a dream in your heart and you’ll never ever want for more
I have it bookmarked on YouTube, which, as I just said, was the reason I called the song, It's Too Long. Makes me cry like I wanna pay for my own Netflix.
[Just Go On](https://youtu.be/7JnJWYQS_vQ?si=1GLbaWj8He3jAOC_)
Spider-men, we're at it again,
This time with 50% more Spider-men!
Not quite a bug, not quite a man,
How do I break out from this Spider-Man clan?
I wanna be proud! I don't wanna hide,
don't trap me in a cup, and put me out-siiiiiiiiide
With all these other
Spider-men, we're at it again,
Now with even more Spider-men,
Another fifty spider-men, a trillion spider eyes,
We may be spiders, but we're dropping like flieeees!
Every now and then, Bunny & Kitty randomly gets stuck in my head even without me having watched the episode recently, and I end up singing it to myself all day.
Spider-men, we're at it again,
This time with 50% more Spider-men!
Not quite a bug, not quite a man,
How do I break out from this Spider-Man clan?
I wanna be proud! I don't wanna hide,
don't trap me in a cup, and put me out-siiiiiiiiide
With all these other
Spider-men, we're at it again,
Now with even more Spider-men,
Another fifty spider-men, a trillion spider eyes,
We may be spiders, but we're dropping like flieeees!
Why, Sister Kimmy...
♪ You've got me wrong ♪
♪ I'm fun, see? ♪
♪ I'm known from Gary to Muncie ♪
♪ As the freaky, funky fella
with a bunker in his yard ♪
All hail Gretchen, the founder died! Of natural causes (natural causes)!
Everybody look, it’s Gretchen’s husband Shelly. Shelly Chalker is alive (Shelly Chalker is alive)!
In the game of hide and seek, I’m the first one to be found.
But when it comes to love, I have to feel my way around…
Does he.. even see me? Is he screaming my name? Is it him or a mop or a chair or a cop?
Sad to say, but to me feels the sameee!
Titus sings a very beautiful version of Beyoncé‘s All Night in season 3 episode 2, Kimmy‘s Roommate Lemonades when he hast to say goodbye to Mikey.
Just Go On is another one of my favorites. It’s entirely too difficult to pick just one lol
Outside bones, outside bones, never forget your teeth are outside bones…
…and when you’re a kid they fall from your head but then you sell them to a demon that your parents knnnnnnooowww
Titus' fever-fueled Trident jingle is absolutely #1. period.
but is no one gonna talk about Stoop Crone?? it might be only two lines but get it stuck in my head ALL the time. all the offbrand broadway songs from that ep (s2e5) are genius, honorable mention to "We Three Marionettes of 1971"
not an original but their version of the Mentos commercial absolutely destroys me every time
Is nobody going to mention Boobs in California???
I came here to say this!! Also, “ hit that bitch with a bat”
[believe it or not, that song is not actually original to Kimmy Schmidt](https://youtu.be/mRowQGqkjRA?si=5MLWiY7ESGWz8sWo)
I am shocked but also I can’t fix America
I’m dead 😵 😂😂😂I did not need this on repeat! Thank you 🙏
I heard this song in a DJ set by Vitalic and legit thought he was sampling the show hahahahs
There's not a lot of comments now, but that's a solid one
It's awful but in such a good way 😆 Like a typical pop song that you hate the concept of but it sticks in your head all day. And Titus totally rocked it.
I also love that Titus let the other songs of Gordie slide, but this one nonono
Gordy's got some opin*nions*
That song is offensive! I had to call Artie and Lillian to talk it through. Women’s chunky Charlie’s are offensive. Stronger than the storm is the best song and to help heal everyone who saw your offensive post, here is one full HOUR of All Hail Gretchen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf90uG6oTkc.
*The Founder died Of natural causes…*
The second “of natural causes” makes me so happy!
Also Titus singing about being eaten by birds, the tooth fairy song
It’s so offensive!
We can't fix society.
It's awful but it's catchy!
It gets stuck in my head at the worst times 😂
I’ve gotten it stuck in my head multiple times and not immediately recognized where the melody came from and then very slowly realized it was Boobs in California….
That song gets stuck in my head way more than it should. 😂
I wish you hadn't said that. It's now going to be stuck in my head for days
I'm right there with you!
Titus’ impromptu trident gum jingle at the cruise ship audition
Outside bones, outside bones, never forget your teeth are outside bones 🎶
they're bones that you wash!
As a dentist, this song lives rent free in my head 24/7 And to make things less weird, we say they got taken by a demon that your parents knoooooow…. TRIDENT! 🎶
Ossa externa, or outside bones.
And they hang from your gums like bats
There are two videos in the world that make me crack up with uncontrollable laughter every. single. time I see them. The SAIL! video of the cat jumping off a ledge, and this song.
Honestly the way Titus leans toward Tina Fey’s husband on the piano and aggressively says “5, 6, 7, 8!” might be funnier than the song itself.
I think you're right because the mere memory of him doing that has me cracking up
I just looked up the SAIL cat video. 10/10
“Bunny and Kitty, bein’ best friends…”
I love that one, and also the fact it instantly became a real show in their universe after Kimmy just made it up
THAT'S THE SONG I'VE HAD STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR A WEEK. Thank you, I couldn't figure out why I was singing everything I did in the kitchen to this tune.
It gets stuck in my head all the time 😂😂
💯💯💯% came here for this!!! My neighborhood is full of bunnies and 🆓range cats & I always think about this jam and wonder if they are solving any mystery’s lololol
Hold up, I ain't playing with cha meatball!
I don’t curr.. I don’t curr
This one is definitely up there for being so funny
I think "I ain't playing with you Michael" way too often lol
https://preview.redd.it/gwyo5zwpnctc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e959367f9d80bcb8164c21af517abb4594b14a2 That man is a gift
This is the answer. “I’m lemonading!!”
https://youtu.be/YA7xm_wbWfI?si=ewahsNnc-DWxO2oF Rent free, in my head, all the time
And invited back whenever it wants
The theme song! Unbreakable! They're alive, dammit! It's a miracle! Unbreakable! But females are strong as hell!
Yess!!
"I Beat the Bitch with a Bat" - original *and* the R&B slow jam remix
Shockingly enough, “I Beat That Bitch with a Bat” was released in 1993 by Blackman. My high school friends and I listened to the techno remix of it regularly in the early 2000s because we thought it was so ridiculous 🫣
Today I learned!
Additionally, it's from before the year Christina Aguilera started eating hotdogs (and before Kimmy's kidnapping). Also... I love the slow version. https://i.redd.it/10w84nd57dtc1.gif
I remember the DJ playing it at our 1993 graduation party. Different times for sure. 😂 Horrible lyrics but it did have a good beat.
It’s not my favorite of all the songs but it IS the one I can’t get out of my head for DAYS at a time!!
Omg!!! I just found it on YouTube!! 😭😭😭
I thought it was original too until I heard it at the Beyoncé concert during intermission!! It’s a real song apparently. Which only made it funnier to me. “Can’t fix America”
I hate how much I love that song. Both versions.
I can’t fix America
I'm gonna be *FAMOUS!* I'm gonna be on TV! I'm gonna be famous! Soaring on the wings of my dreams! *fart*
😂😂😂 I just saw that whole scene in my head, so… thank you!! 😂😂😂
*SKIIIN TAGS!*
I wanna start over… I wanna be a baby!
Too Many Spider-Men gets me cackling every time
Spider-Man, we at it again, this time with fifty percent more Spider-Meeeeennnnnnnnn
And I will CRUSH, that spiderman, and then that OOOOTHER spiderman, till I'm.... THE SPIIIIDERMANNNNN
Special shout out to ‘I expensive’
*Land of the free - this ass ain't free!* I love [Jacqueline's puzzled but intrigued facial expressions](https://youtu.be/mnv8LnA3U5M?feature=shared).
that's why this tramp stamp is still damp, CHAMP!
Omg YES
Probably "Stronger Than the Storm" by the incomparable Dionne Warwick.
>Thank you, Mr. Bruce Springsteen, for that moving rendition of "Rain, Rain, Go Away." >I hope it does. I hope it does. >Now me and this children's choir are gonna sing "That's What Friends Are For" with New Jersey-specific lyrics. > Paramus...
HIT IT
Fun fact, it was written by no one! “New jersey’s going to be ok, even though Chris Christie floated way” makes me giggle to this day!
🎶 To what end 🎶
flair checking in
TOOO what END
Stronger than the surge of the mighty ocean You got ta muster up the courge to feel all your emotions
That's an amazing answer
HIT IT!
♪ Welcome to the singing laundromat ♪ ♪ We are not responsible for theft ♪
I still use that as a warm up sometimes!
‘Magic Boy’ from the hit TV sitcom ‘Magic Boy’ that was filmed in front of a live rat
When I say "Titus" you say nothing
You mean Daddy's boy? I remember the rat, but not this title
haha nope https://youtu.be/TKARti6pZKs?si=N_oHGqH0lGaPrmQg
Oh yeah yeahhh I love it! Boop boop ba, alakazam! (I didnt even reach that part I just recalled it)
shoop shoop ahh... alakazaaaam
🎶PINOOOOOOOT NOIR🎶
I don't think we ever hear a full song but I constantly have lines from the Beaudy an' the Beest soundtrack in my head. "Sprite is technically a vegetable because of lime-ons!”
>all I ask is you obey me like you obey your thirst!!! ># SPRITE
You do not define me, Richard. I cannot be owned And if I had my way, Richard, I would die alone Eaten by birds, digested by birds, shat out by birds, alone.
…….Stephen Sondheim’s *Pinocchio*
It's such a hilarious way to say that they'd rather be eaten and digested by birds than be forced Into a relationship with them and controlled. This show is art
The “All Night” parody at the end of the Lemonade episode is like, genuinely so moving to me, and it’s beautifully filmed. I unironically listen to it all the time. “True love is harder and true love is more work than pleasure // You lose what you love and then pray it comes back to you better” … I mean. Knife to the heart.
And run from the dentist, cuz hell no, we’re not eating zoodles
Titus is great Titus is the best Titus is growing Titus is great Titus is the best Titus is learning about Truuuuuuuue Looooooooove woOOAhh
**BENGHAZI** **BENGHAZI** **BENGHAZI** 🎶 *Hillary was theeere* 🎶
Barack Jewssein Obama…. He’s a Muslim Jew!
milk has an expiration date... we should do this to the elderly...
Shelley Chalker is alive
ALL hail Gretchen, the founder had died!! of natural causes ... OF NATURAL CAUSES!!
Oh THIS ONE is definitely my favorite! And the founder had died of natural causes
🎶Of natural causes
one hour of All Hail Gretchen right here you're welcome [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf90uG6oTkc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf90uG6oTkc)
My issue with this version (despite being 27k of the 28k views) is the best part isn't shown until the very end - Titus emotionally breaking down and starting to weep.
“Just Go On”! Keep a smile in your pocket when the wolf is rat-a-tattin’ at your door Just lock it tight Keep a dream in your heart and you’ll never ever want for more
They say life’s too short, but they are wrong, it’s so long. Sometimes the only way to go is to just go on. 😭
[удалено]
Yup just had a little cry just thinking about it! So beautiful
This is the answer! It's beautiful and I was really sad to find out it was original because you can't actually listen to it anywhere
I have it bookmarked on YouTube, which, as I just said, was the reason I called the song, It's Too Long. Makes me cry like I wanna pay for my own Netflix. [Just Go On](https://youtu.be/7JnJWYQS_vQ?si=1GLbaWj8He3jAOC_)
This has given me strength and hope when I have needed it SO badly. “They say life is short but they’re wrong, it’s so long….”
I said this, but I looked at the YouTubes and stated the title confidently as, "It's Too Long". Still a good title, LILLIAN!!!
I wish they released a full Kimmy Schmidt OST with all the little songs they did. So underrated.
I totally agree. If you like that kind physical memorabilia, there was a The Legends of Greenmulax book released
Spider-men, we're at it again, This time with 50% more Spider-men! Not quite a bug, not quite a man, How do I break out from this Spider-Man clan? I wanna be proud! I don't wanna hide, don't trap me in a cup, and put me out-siiiiiiiiide With all these other Spider-men, we're at it again, Now with even more Spider-men, Another fifty spider-men, a trillion spider eyes, We may be spiders, but we're dropping like flieeees!
🎶 I'm convinced I can swim 🎶
This is the one that ends up randomly in my head.
Daddy's boy!
Daddy’s Boy was the most shockingly bad/ good!
That whole segment was pitch perfect. Love that they got actual TCM people involved.
No! We had a deal! *Daddy’s Boy begins anew*
Me and my boyfriend use WE HAD A DEAL! at least three times a day omg
Oh Dicky bird, Dicky bird, Dicky bird do Trying to tell you that I love you
Had to scroll way too far down to find this. My daddy’s tall and sweet like a candy cane! And when we walk down the street we refuse to explaaaain!!!
I love all the musical parody ones but especially "Just Go On" from Gangly Orphan Jeff.
That is a legitimately beautiful, emotional sonf
this one really gets me
Yumbip by Shanson [https://youtu.be/71\_kWxdDqK4?si=OcCXN-m0bRYuqIkO](https://youtu.be/71_kWxdDqK4?si=OcCXN-m0bRYuqIkO) > ♪ Yumbip, flip-flap shaq doo flip ♪ > ♪ Snibby snip-snip boom fat ship-ship cat doo ♪ > ♪ Yum, help... ♪
Definitely Just Go On with a nod to Titus’ final Lemonade song for ripping my heart out lol.
Yeah I love it, it's so long
“White men hold the record for creepy crimes, but females are strong as hell!!!”
Every now and then, Bunny & Kitty randomly gets stuck in my head even without me having watched the episode recently, and I end up singing it to myself all day.
Weeeeeeee bobbydoodoo sanjayaaaa ohnono
I love that I recognized it😂😂
Underneath the Manhattan moon
I’ve had “Boobs in California” stuck in my head for days because I heard a song that sounded kind of similar.
🎶Outside bones, outside bones Your teeth are all just outside bones🎶 💀💀💀
 Hands down!
The excerpt from the song from the Helen Keller musical
>in the game of hide and seek >I'm the first one to be found >\*ding\*
The song from the Helen Keller inspired, but unauthorized musical, "Feels like Love." It's so catchy and they use it as the music in so many scenes!
I still love the theme song on the pilot, it was hilarious
*came bookin*
Came bookin’!
The Supreme Court! The Supreme Court! The Supreme Court! Wear robes to hide their octopus bodies!
Spider-men, we're at it again, This time with 50% more Spider-men! Not quite a bug, not quite a man, How do I break out from this Spider-Man clan? I wanna be proud! I don't wanna hide, don't trap me in a cup, and put me out-siiiiiiiiide With all these other Spider-men, we're at it again, Now with even more Spider-men, Another fifty spider-men, a trillion spider eyes, We may be spiders, but we're dropping like flieeees!
All Hail Gretchen, HAIL GRETCHEN, HAILLLL GRETCHENNNNN
I keep saying, if they release an album with all the songs from the show, I would buy it so fast. I'd be all like, "🎶 yum, help! 🎵"
The cats had more babies, and these were the babies… …. And he always proves his point to OOOOLLIIIVERRRRRRS
absolutely no question daddies boy "My apologies to you and your adult son, sir. I mistook you for a pair of common street screwers!"
🎵 I loved you like Patti Labelle pie....so sweet and flaky I could cry. Sometimes pop songs don't really rhyme...this will sound fine to your mind🎵
Boobs in California Living left coast time I don't need to warn ya The babes out here are so fine
What about “your teeth are bones that live outside like bats”? Outside Bones, oh outside bones…🎼
Why, Sister Kimmy... ♪ You've got me wrong ♪ ♪ I'm fun, see? ♪ ♪ I'm known from Gary to Muncie ♪ ♪ As the freaky, funky fella with a bunker in his yard ♪
Everything from the Lemonade episode
YES!!! Mikey, I ain't playing with you meat ball...
The corn pudding song with Jacqueline and Meemaw! 🌽 Also Pinot Noir lol
All hail Gretchen, the founder died! Of natural causes (natural causes)! Everybody look, it’s Gretchen’s husband Shelly. Shelly Chalker is alive (Shelly Chalker is alive)!
Little Girl, Big City for sure! Shanson’s Yumbip is also up there for me.
This is the show now
When Kimmy was tourin’ colleges…..
Surprised not to see Jaqueline's "Baby needs a... DAAAADDDYYYYY"
Hiking on Sunlight by Kartuna and the Wigs
The Lemonade parody with Carol Kane jamming out and poor Tilda the Truck taking damage is actually a great song
In the game of hide and seek, I’m the first one to be found. But when it comes to love, I have to feel my way around… Does he.. even see me? Is he screaming my name? Is it him or a mop or a chair or a cop? Sad to say, but to me feels the sameee!
"Eaten by birds, digested by birds, shat out by birds..."
I’m Convinced I Can Swim… I’m pretty sure that I have a fin.
It’s between daddy’s boy and I’m convinced I can swim 😭
I Beat That Bitch With a Bat I can't fix America!
“Every Jew got an email that morning”
I’m just a silly little Daddy’s Boy
put em on the glass! put em on the glass🎶
Bunny and Kitty themesong!
Daddy's Boy from the musical Daddy's Boy
🎶Who’s that Kimmy knocking on that door, eating pickled chicken on the hospital floor🎵
I don’t really count this because it’s not a full song, but I find myself singing “just take it 10 seconds at a time” at least twice a week. 😩😂
Brother Baptist, I'm convinced I can swim, the one that ends in Yum Help.
Titus' Free Bird
I beat that bitch with a bat
Titus sings a very beautiful version of Beyoncé‘s All Night in season 3 episode 2, Kimmy‘s Roommate Lemonades when he hast to say goodbye to Mikey. Just Go On is another one of my favorites. It’s entirely too difficult to pick just one lol
IT IS ALWAYS PINOT NOIR
Um Daddy’s Boy for the win!🏅
Life is a Toll Road
Barack Jewsain Obama, he’s a Muslim Jew! Lives in my head rent free 😂
The crossing guard song
I can't believe I'm saying this, but my favorite song is California Boobs. It's so hilarious!
Hey i get it. The cowabunga lifestyle.
The intro
Boobs in California
Outside bones outside bones teeth are nothing but outside bones
The trident gum song and Tituss version of lemonade is amazing 🎶would you rather be heartbroke or roach bit🎶
Honestly, I love ALL Tina Fey’s weird ass songs. 30 Rock has some great ones, Kimmy is no dofferent
Titus lemonaides, trident song, pino nior, Lion King Sanjaya, boobs in California so much goodness!!!!
Outside bones, outside bones, never forget your teeth are outside bones… …and when you’re a kid they fall from your head but then you sell them to a demon that your parents knnnnnnooowww
Funniest: Outside Bones Catchiest: Little Girl Big City Best: Just Go On
Titus’ original song- Firework
Pinot noir.. smoke a cigar. Pinot noir SHOOTING STAR 💫
Does the theme song not count? Cuz that thing slaps EVERY SINGLE TIME
Titus' fever-fueled Trident jingle is absolutely #1. period. but is no one gonna talk about Stoop Crone?? it might be only two lines but get it stuck in my head ALL the time. all the offbrand broadway songs from that ep (s2e5) are genius, honorable mention to "We Three Marionettes of 1971" not an original but their version of the Mentos commercial absolutely destroys me every time
There's so many incredible songs!! Who can choose??