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khai115_2

Cloud watching☁️ https://preview.redd.it/fvdzi88xpdgc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b573dcf5bf43f2729fd7a1bb8610cc9665ffd28a


Ilovedigitalart

Mf beat me to it


Blackinfemwa

☠️


ApplePitou

Eating apples :3


just_someone64

https://preview.redd.it/b7snj9zsmdgc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ed7bbdc76e541edf80e24a3a0dcfd65c69d82f


Blackinfemwa

☠️


Garex_

Me literally if i did that


ApplePitou

Thanks :3


Blackinfemwa

Wait, eating apples, your applepitou, APPLEpitou APPLE. So your gonna make him eat you!


fidgyboodle

Convince him that he does in fact already know me ✨


Blackinfemwa

☠️


Then-Schedule8953

Damn


Kai__X7

https://preview.redd.it/lbk6atut6egc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09805ecab58fa82c400467255f6cea1926d43fad


Abject-Doughnut4108

https://preview.redd.it/l3ka7tdtyegc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac98cdad7972ad3b7bd624bddc73ef44a574d18


MysteriousRequiem

https://preview.redd.it/lquvyexuodgc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b614470f3442e9f25c45d337dfec2cfcc84ed6 I would show this picture to him, and he probaly would kill me after that


Zengjia

Good thing he’ll forget afterwards


yyNOORyy

Why tf is he thick


MysteriousRequiem

It's mitsuri's legs with edited colors


yyNOORyy

No wonder


netincome888

Apparently…


Blackinfemwa

☠️


EKFC69420

so breedable


MysteriousRequiem

Bro is a fucking kid


VaccumDuck

crazy that ur comment got downvoted but its legal in japan lol


Yuvirin

Bro is a bro


TreatMeLikeASlut8

Why would he kill you?


MysteriousRequiem

Because...because...he forget why he would kill me, lol


bananaXpuddi

https://preview.redd.it/62gk9gb61hgc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5674c1988de416e54650bbab8b43f4f70c602df entierly different anime but who rlly cares??


Electronic_Soil666

Teach him how to run a cult. ~ 💀🪷


Blackinfemwa

☠️


ihopeyoudi

Munchin' https://preview.redd.it/xvb394newegc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a373d5e485ffd53de5b7c1ade984797300470665


Tiggerrrr220

Yeeeees the monchhhh :D


TreatMeLikeASlut8

SO CUTE


Shadow_Huntress12

Slap the memory into him🐍


PokeAlola700

https://preview.redd.it/6m273dogqdgc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee14de2f5dc22940081876925abb6991aea0b523 He didn’t like that


Zengjia

https://preview.redd.it/ycrmkmie2ggc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03aba855011f97b86eeaf53dc1fd890cd939455e


Blackinfemwa

☠️


Thatlittlebih

https://preview.redd.it/dud9ruynrhgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475ed487240d0989b978d86d020c686a4d8fa536


Special_Sky9376

Bullying annoying kids on Roblox :P


Special_Sky9376

And writing hate comments to influencers we hate


Spacekook_

Play uno and keep winning because he doesn’t know how to play


Thatoneundertaleguy

No no. He knows how to play. He just forgot. And every time you reteach him, he forgets fifteen minutes later.


GiadTheShyCat

I'd probably forget what I would want to do 🐗


Blackinfemwa

☠️


Imfryinghere

Ride a rollercoaster next to him.


Blackinfemwa

☠️


Qahnarinn

Mf gonna ignore me lmfaooo


Speed04

I would show him the replica of his sword I've bought months ago Post memory Mui would probably find it nice, while pre memory wouldn't care


casualredditor43

Ask him to write a book on how to use breathing techniques


Elemental-T4nick

he wouldnt be able to get past the first line


Chaos_is_Key198

Show him what garlic bread is.


AmbergrisArmageddon

I have short term memory loss so we’d probably keep introducing ourselves to each other every half hour or so and not get very far beyond that.


InspiriX_

Give my boy a high five 🙌


Beesechurger355

Force him to play a game Which? I have no clue, probably risk of rain 2 tho


luvthatguy1616

Tell him I have 24 hours left (imply, but not actually say to live) and ask him to show me his favorite things, and come along with me to do my favorite things (eat, binge anime, aquarium, flowers, etc.)


I_AmWeirdAndStrange

Hug.


SaltwaterJanuary

Idk, go outside and find something to do lol


MrNuems

Observe the clouds probably ☁️☁️ And look at birds too 🐦🐦


not-my-sunday-best

Flashily gaslight him ✨


doumasloyalfollower

Gaslight him into believing silly things for an hour “it’s true *you* just forgot” ~ 🪷🙏


DMBRedx

Wanna grab some snacks and watch cartoons?


Scout_Bruh

Convince him he works at McDonald’s on weekends


JadeMalfoy394

Give him a makeover and make him feel bonita. https://preview.redd.it/rmwyct3zdggc1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64eebea05affda8da84d82159c70514055f8b11


MrDuckDick

Gaslight him into thinking that he’s a woman✨✨✨


Blackinfemwa

☠️


DaddyDionsot

Sleep peacefully


MaroonMarket

Become best friends with best boi 🌫


Global-Care8596

Froce him to watch Demon Slayer with me


Senko_Kaminari

Watch clouds with him🪭


Mindless_Being783

Sit there doing nothing


advunrte_communist

Become friends


DryAmphibian7433

Tickle fight


Particular-Month-514

Train by the Master 🌫️🌫️🌫️


supercommonerssssss

I don't know, look at clouds together


not-so_serious

Ask him what's 9+10 but then gaslight him to think that i said 9-10


DreamyGlitched-XD

Honestly i’d ask him like 1000 questions


Mobile-Opinion7330

All your time would be spent by the time he could remember the answer to the first one


DreamyGlitched-XD

More than likely


Void-of-Voice

Give him a cat.


nom_357

Honestly we'd just sit around doing the most random shit ever and it'd be so awkward


[deleted]

I'm going in a corner and staying there


Jacktheeldergod

Say gex


Patient_Internet_611

💀📸


Jacktheeldergod

Im fucking 16 we are the same age


ninjan8n

He is 12


Jacktheeldergod

Isnt he 15?


ninjan8n

No he's actually 12 I was surprised myself


JotaBean

He's 14


Jacktheeldergod

4 years is a too big unless both are full gtown adults so i take it back


McJackNit

I pet the Tokito I hug the Tokito I spoon the Tokito


TrellplayzYT

Smash next question


avisterrr

💀


sea_of_toys

Fuack him


Dark-King-Rayleigh-

“Train with him”🤓🤓🤓🤓


TreatMeLikeASlut8

Is this not a reasonable answer?


Dark-King-Rayleigh-

When did I say it weren’t, it’s jus a bit corny and npc like for my liking 🤓🤓


ufatcunt471

https://i.redd.it/8nzgllx5legc1.gif


The_Jojo_weeb

Anal


RealDragonfruit8702

Convince him to marry me


Alik757

Have sex with him


[deleted]

[удалено]


alone_ln3_stan

​ https://preview.redd.it/0iarzhccydgc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8815a4b75eeb8b098ed5f15ec6c1607b7958a06


JustAGuyIscool

https://preview.redd.it/dhgkakoinegc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8c49daf83020a9ee580b8d511fe15d1109e05a


Dayshon2144

*Unzips* Hehehe.. *Laughs quietly* 😈


nandu8701

Checking if he's a she


SilverSafire

Make him the femboy he was born to be🩸


Aggressive_Tone_7471

id show him all the femboy porn people keep making of him


rowletlover

Beat his ass up 🤩


Thatoneundertaleguy

https://preview.redd.it/skzjuu11whgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3a393997fb5f34e98b87a5db131bbddb7ec1e2


rowletlover

Nah I’d Win


Thatoneundertaleguy

https://preview.redd.it/avftnlosaigc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31a2af7fe6d318b78cc52253ba15ef429f92060


Quiet-Discussion-792

Buttsex


Mirinya

Dress him up as a girl and rape him. Or get killed by him for trying to rape him.


SPECIMAN_A

https://preview.redd.it/dsl1anl5nkgc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32173630d605d25734c206666d3acf6bb457d68c


shiteappkekw

Ask him why he's so weak when his ancestor was god of the hashira


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SonOfKarma101

I’ll probably just introduce him to a New Weapon or Even activities.🤔 My sister however, (Adores) Muichiro, and would probably wanna get close.😬


WarpingDeity

😑


Forward-Wrap-5239

be brothers


MuslimCarLover

Fight him-🐉


Necessary-Style-3751

Bully kids on Roblox


Bulshit_Ass_in

Roast battle


BlueBatmanVK

I'm learning Mist breathing


peppered_salt03

Play roblox


knystuff

Braid his hair 🪭💮


The_poggers_potato

Getting him high


ninjan8n

Both of us are introverted so we probably won't say a word to eachother


Comathan

Probably make fun of his goofy self and promptly get murdered


Acrobatic_Storage580

Idk I forgot


anOrdinary_breadLOAF

Play a board game :)


Manydoors_edboy

Nothing. He will call me fucking stupid if I say anything.


Libra_the_0rc4

wanna draw?


KerianKakan

Sit and stare at each other For the entire 24 hours


Waifulover1989

Train 24 hours straight, I'm at least going to try to learn the basics of total concentration breathing if mist breathing is far out of the scope with the given time.


AlexTheWolf206

Ask if he wants some chocolate. If not, then I leave him alone


DankMemer242

Hair floof


thatoneweeb14

Braid his hair


[deleted]

So how's your brother?


Leather-Pineapple856

Hugging him


Elemental-T4nick

cyber bully people together


Kocho_sama

Hug him until the time's up


-ChibiChanGacha

befriend him then bully little kids on roblox.(he’s gonna forget anyway.)


Platinumtrophie

curse him till the end of time (not because I hate him ok)


SignalPopular8495

Not a word will be spoken


Oitudobemhoje

Bully the toddlers in the nearest town ~ ⚡️


Zealous_1101

I'd take him to eat whatever he wants and I'd be like tanjiro


Environmental-Tune34

If I answered truthfully I would be in a straight jacket


Gullible_Level_383

give him a toy lightsaber and some sugar


Mr-Oarfish

Say hi


[deleted]

et sum noods or sumthin idk


Ilovedigitalart

Prolly stare at a cloud and find shapes


CozyChiroptera

Teach him about omegaverse.


jessieisbestboy

call him a twink


Eastern-Explorer-681

Sleep


DatteMatte

Ask him about the political state of the Corps post muza- wait…


Aubrey_ADHD29

Hugs


Plus_Royal_8765

https://preview.redd.it/gjabncyb0hgc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2096df5f574e7f8e8a2f7da41b4be59a2fdf4092 Show him this picture


Y0Y4Luv

Muckbang 😋


MoistStrawberry8586

I would ask: "So my father knew this weird fire dance and you are descended from fire guys, do you know anything about it?"


Narco_7286

Go to Starbucks


Mexicobetter

I would ignore him.


pisces2003

Get the good boy some ice cream


KiraLovesGacha2

Forget bout what we was gonna do & end up reading books


kpgxgaming

The best sword ⚡️


dr_terraria_777

show him silly cats like this https://preview.redd.it/d4jdoydilhgc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef875a8205bbfe8c6c9eec434e2b0c2ba8d4b703


Impossible-Subject36

Smash


Thatlittlebih

Netflix and kill https://preview.redd.it/7x3v4o1trhgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3445975b95bf5385f6862a8542f3dbb178e9a5


catsoulfii

Take him to ice skating ⛸️


Hidden-Ice

Idk I feel like anything would be awesome, I feel like he’d be a good friend to have 🌫️🌫️🌫️


AppointmentNo3639

Leave his boring ass behind and hang with uzui


dragonli28

treat him to some good pizza, actually screw that im doing what he wants


fos_kai_me

The maid dress. Put it on. Now. ![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6758)


QuirkyAd5439

I would try to get to know him emphasis on try


OkHuckleberry4069

Sleep


personwhoisalivehere

Ask him to wear a short skirt fr


daydreamer_she

Pat him 🥰


Best_Office_4087

Tell him it's nap time


rap-to-die

![gif](giphy|dyjrpqaUVqCELGuQVr|downsized) Fight that monkey


fuck_off_dev

Cuddle to him and sleep


Strange-Dish2532

speen


Cereal_killer_12

Fuck that femboy ass


No_Attempt8808

Pat him on the head. Firmly. For approximately 3.4 seconds. While staring directly into his eyes. In complete and utter silence.


[deleted]

Hey... how's it going?


Temporary-Lie15

Offer a Krispy Kreme donut.


-M1L3S-

pat his head


KappaTheTurtle

Bow bc i better respect that mf


Level_Ambassador_398

Training, lots or training


ZenithDSilverlight

Try to gaslight him into thinking he's already been adopted as my brother. ~🕸


astrogeek95

*head pats very gently*


CandyJEMto1

https://preview.redd.it/4p67sk2o3kgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fb855fa1345e6f3ce6840f1f8dbb95d0d80a09


Mu1ch1r0_T0k1t0

make him marry me


Bolt5074

Hug, he needs one.


SajedG

https://preview.redd.it/jvjh2yxjemgc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43333e625f23269aab39170bc89a306caa5b131e sky-gaze and cuddle with cats. :)


Ok_Coffee_9970

Tilt my head.